#attempts at baking

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i saw them in the cookbook pages and Immediately thought of this meme:

#barnaby: this is so nice. just me and my buddy whipping up a tasty treat #wally: *having six simultaneous crises* #anyway. huh? #this was a pain to scribble and i Dont Know Why #i had to redraw barnaby's face literally five times #but im trying to Expand my skillset by attempting more backgrounds #or background adjacent things... Props! #im very proud of the counter & flower vase off to the side! #and uh. Filters! those as well. i wanted to make this look somewhat like its aged... #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #man. these two. squeezes them #halloween update made me love them all the more #name a better pair of best friendsssss you canttttttt #they are Top Tier and i hope they get torn apart one way or another #you see i live for the drama the pain the agony the devastation #i see my favorites and i want them to Hurt. #anyway thinking about them baking together melts my stony heart #theyre bonding 🥺 #oh man why is that emoji So Fucking Detailed on my laptop. its scaring me. kill it kill it kill it

[golyadkin]

you can trust them, they're super scientists

#the venture bros #comics #pete white #billy quizboy #billy whalen #rusty venture #dean venture #hank venture #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #source: frasier #there was gonna be a fifth but it involved brock and i'm nowhere near brave enough to attempt drawing brock for the first time #also my back is killing me i need to do my physio lmao #here take these #i mostly did this because i wanted to draw the baking soda one ignore the errors and missing shit and whatever it's like 10pm #art tag

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Ninjavember Days 13- 17 -19

#ninjavember 2023 #rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #randy cunningham #rc9gn first ninja #first ninja #norisu nine #the sorceress #amanda levay #theresa fowler #howard weinerman #day 17 land of shadows prompt literally couldn't give me anything im so blank on it lol #day 15 featuring my pitiful attempt at gifs and 16 is just me having fun with amanda's magic colors #14 is just me makin myself a new bk for my laptop under guise of revealing my half-baked attempts for TPau norisu nine designs

[conceptofjoy]

I feel like Dave's the type of girl to grow to really like the aesthetics of the princess in the tower. Like obvs at first she's like nah dawg just cause im a girl don't mean the power got rocketed off to the nearest victorias secret but I feel like there would still be something alluring about the image of the princess in the tower who doesn't have to fight, can just sit and be tragically beautiful while endearingly snarky all day long while waiting for someone else to play the hero, because obviously She shouldnt have to be the one to pick up the sword. does this make any sense

she would wait up in the tower playing video games and eating snacks while her awesome girlfriend jade expertly grappling hooks her way up and gives her a big ol hug then they watch movies together. she deserves to lounge and look pretty for fuckin REAL

#karkat in the kitchen attempting to make baked goods for said movie #d talks #ask

[pocketramblr]

you know im thinking. im thinking maybe Yoichi wasn't even that into captain hero as an adult, but AfO kept bringing LITERALLY every conversation back to that because he decided to Be The Demon Lord and so Yoichi like, can't get an argument in unless he uses the same material so he's like 'oh my god i haven't even thought about that comic in ten years but even i know the bad guy didn't win. you should not be basing you whole identity, business model, and world destruction plan on your five-second impression of a comic book bad guy who didn't even win! also you shouldn't kill people!'

#AfO has a very flat picture of Yoichi in his head #His Possession. Weak and small. and taught him language reading and socialization with Captain Hero #he's THORS POPTARTS-ing his own brother in his memories #what sort of art styles did yoichi like? how did he interact with gender? did he like his eyes or did he wish they were different? was he a #morning person or a night person? were there clothing textures he loved or couldn't stand? did he like to collect feathers or leaves? did h #ever pick up any sense of religious knowledge from his assorted readings? cultural identity? did he learn how to cook in theory but never #had the materials to practice? or did he cook once they were older as AfO sort of internalized that as yoichi's subservient role? #or did he make absolute monstrosities when he attempted to bake anything? #We dont know because all we see of Yoichi is: #his brother's memories of him. could be flanderization for all we know #and an imprint of Yoichi in ofa #who by necessity has to be focused on his brother #we'll never get to see the whole picture of the dead holders. they're dead. and we can't change that. can't know their vibrant lives #so yeah lets see. a five+one fic about yoichi's changing relationship with media property captain hero over time in his life and death #compared to afo's static impression of yoichi's relationship / afo's own unchanging relationship with it #hmmmm

[bartholomew-junior]

wooooo revived!clover! i have so many thoughts abt this au and they cannot all fit here so take some doodles

@brewingcoffi

#i am very shoddy at drawing kids and the most practice i’ve had in a while is the 5 souls drawing #so clover looks a lil half baked #shout out to ceroba who i cannot draw at all but who is having flashbacks of kanako #i imagine flowey’s getting desperate because clover is the 6th soul and the underground is almost free #and he yearns a lot for simpler times so he keeps clover in some basic attempt to hold on to past stuff #some “let’s entertain each other for a while longer” stuff #also the soul of JUSTICE losing all of their EMPATHY and EMOTION?? when that is the very basis of them? #their purpose? that’s huge stuff. and its all so flowey can get back at his dad. god this au is so cool #undertale yellow #uty #uty clover #flowey #flowey undertale #on the edge of my comically large seat waiting 4 the next lore drop #edit: how in god’s name did this get 100 notes

[dailydndadsdoodles]

Gothcleats but. Scott pilgrim

#I’ll figure out how to draw in this style one day #this attempt is a bit half baked tbh #I was lazy #dndads #dungeons and daddies #art #dungeons and daddies fanart #dndads fanart #artists on tumblr #artwork #doodle #dndaddies #dndads season 2 #lincoln li wilson #scary marlowe #gothcleats

[kumeramen]

🧁 for birthday girl˚. ·˖✦

#itasaku #itachi uchiha #sakura haruno #naruto #my art #itachi countless attempt to baking for his love 🤭

[multifandomaceflux]

It seems like you guys liked my David Burke's birthday doodle, so now it has become ✨digital art✨ (sort of)

And by that I mean I've been rubbing my finger against the screen of my phone for hours

Yeah

I'd call it budget cuts but there was never a budget in the first place

#the crooked cake remains #makes sense if you think holmes baked it #still looks better than the stew though #granada holmes #sherlock holmes #doctor watson #john watson #jeremy brett #david burke #matching party hats #my cuties #digital art #there was an attempt #my “art” #fanart

[rozugold]

Naur… my pan dulce.. the stuff melted together..

#it was a good first attempt.. #sigh #I will redeem myself later when I’m not so tired and stressed #rozu bakes #rozu thoughts

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

currently baking a slab of muffin batter on a aluminum-foil-lined pan in a convection oven. will let you all know how it goes

#i made the batter #and Realized... i do not have any baking stuff #no cake pans no muffin cups no nothing #nothing oven safe #so i tried to turn it into pancakes #Burned. #tried making scrambled muffin. did not go well #so now im attempting this #the struggle meals are struggling! #i could get takeout but its spensive... bank account said no #god and there's. there's a spiderweb in the handle of my favorite mug #dont know how! it was safe in the cabinet! #absolutely unprompted #if this doesnt work Fuck It ramen noodles again #im on my last cup 'o noodles i will have to start eating the bricks soon #hold on lemme check on the monstrosity #OH??? ITS RISING?????

[bisexualbard-writes]

@kimchaybrainrot!! You had a birthday!! sorry it’s a day late BUT I have some soft kimchay headcanons JUST FOR YOU! 

When Chay starts staying at Kim’s place, when he wakes up in the morning he says “I’m hungry what’s for breakfast” and this sends Kim spiraling down through guilt memories. He decides then that he’s never going to ever ask Chay to make them breakfast. 

The problem is he wants to have a nice quiet morning at home cuddling with Chay, but he doesn't keep a lot of food on hand. He usually just grabs a protein bar on his way out the door and orders in for his other meals. So for that first day he orders them coffee and pastries from the cafe down the street, but any breakfast food more substantial than pastries always arrives cold so this isn’t a great long term solution. 

BUT fear not, Kim is a PROBLEM SOLVER. He decides he’s going to learn how to cook breakfast for Chay so that they can spend the mornings cuddling in their pajamas AS IT OUGHT TO BE. 

The problem is, he’s never so much as cracked an egg before. When Chay isn’t around (because gosh, Kim isn’t going to let Chay see him fucking up miserably when they JUST got back together) Kim gets a carton of eggs practices cracking them open and frying them. He’s not a disaster, he has to know how to have a delicate touch for both music and murder, but he still gets some eggshell in the pan and the yolk runs everywhere so he ends up with scrambled eggs. On his second attempt the eggs are burnt on the bottom and raw on the top. On this third attempt he gets it fully cooked, but then the egg is FULLY COOKED and not at all runny in the middle the way chay likes. 

That’s when he realizes okay, huh, this cooking thing might be a bit more of a skill than he anticipated. 

But he is COMMITTED to not CORRUPTING their newly flourishing relationship with BREAKFAST SINS. 

So he cracks his knuckles and loads youtube and gets to work. As it turns out, he has a lot to learn. He’s pretty good at knife skills already, but it turns out there’s a whole different kind of technique to chopping up an onion than there is to twirling a switchblade. And he learned enough chemistry to know what common bathroom cleaners he can weaponize and turn into harmful gaseous clouds, but the chemistry of just making some bread is a whole different level of complex. 

He still orders in breakfast for him and Chay while he’s learning and just deals with slightly cold delivery for now, because he’s not going to serve anything but the BEST for his boy. 

On the morning he finally feels ready, he slips out of bed early and gets cracking. When Chay finally wanders out he’s a little grumpy he didn’t wake up with his cuddle buddy, but then he’s quickly stunned by the feast in front of him. There are pans of sausages and bacon, and crepes loaded with freshly made whipped cream and fruit, and multiple types of freshly squeezes fruit juice, and then Kim is pulling a quiche out of the oven. 

Chay says something like “good morning P’Kim and also what in the world is happening?” and Kim responds “good morning my love I made you breakfast?” 

Chay gapes, and Kim realizes he might have gone a little overboard, but then Chay is kissing him and hoisting him onto the counter because Chay is overwhelmed with so much love, but Kim has to stop him because “i love you chay but I am NOT eating another cold and and soggy breakfast.” 

All the food is delicious and delightful - Chay would have been perfectly happy with a stack of pancakes to be honest, but the big spread of food is super awesome and Chay knows without Kim having to say it that this is another way of helping them move on from their turbulent start, so he extra appreciates all the effort. 

Kim watches Chay eat carefully and glows a little more with each compliment and when they’re done eating Chay pulls him back into the bedroom for more kisses and cuddles and a nap to sleep off all the food. 

( And then later Chay will show kim exactly how appreciative he is by bending him over the kitchen counter and fucking him slowly and thoroughly until kim is begging. ) 

From then on Kim makes them breakfast while Chay sits on the kitchen island still looking rumpled in his pajamas and demanding kisses whenever Kim passes him to use the sink. Kim loves it and despairs because sometimes they get a little too distracted and Kim burns things, but it always makes Chay happy, so its a sacrifice he’s willing to make.

#kinn is so jealous of kim's skills when he learns about them #it starts a series of escalating cooking wars where they each try and cook a better meal for their beloved #and then send the pictures of their creations to their brother group chat #until one day tankhun sends them a picture of a showstopper cake he was inspired to make after watching too much bake off #it's beautiful and has like four layers with sugarwork details and intricate decorations #they both go over and try some and it tastes fantastic #it's tankhun's first attempt at baking #kim and kinn hate him so much #kimchay #headcannons

[0rphiichaze]

🌀 + 🎂

JohnDave Week, Day Two !!

✩ Reblogs are appreciated !!

#hi so erhm dave and john on johns planet celebrating his birthday or smth !! #i just rlly wanted to draw johns house its so fun !! #very shapely #and yes #dave did bake the cake #or at least attempted. keep this man outta the kitchen at ALL COSTS #digital art #digital artist #homestuck #hom3stuck #dave strider #john egbert #johndave #davejohn #hammertime #pepsicola #johndaveweek2023 #✩ shnooks art !!

[wanderingmausoleum]

Quick Shadow of the Erdtree theory:

I’m looking at the shape of the…thing this guy’s been impaled with, and you know what the asymmetrical, curved, pointy shape reminds me of? And the golden, shimmery, sparkling quality it has?

And this makes me wonder: could this spiky golden thing impaled through this guy have once been an attempt to create some sort of anti-black knife, imbued with holy power, made with the purpose of either healing Those Who Live in Death/returning them to the Erdtree, or giving them a true death?

#the shape also reminds me of parts of the elden ring itself but. that motif is in everything so idk what to tie that to #this is very half baked because my brain is fogging again today so pls feel free to add onto this/correct stuff #also thinks about miquella’s attempts to make unalloyed gold to heal different ailments and such #BIG SHRUG #just wanted to post smth about it because i haven’t seen theories that touch on this yet #anyway #elden ring #shadow of the erdtree #elden ring theory #elden ring lore #speaketh

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Aww Blitz baking cookies for his sweetspark!

That would be adorable. 🥺🥺

#if he could bake #he should attempt at least #my doodles #Hazformers #blitzhusk

[stillcarmine]

Damn, Nico’s a hypocrite for being mad at Leo for not telling him about his plan to die, because Nico was hiding that either he or Hazel were gonna die in the House of Hades (the actual temple but also that book).

And what’s more, the narrative tells us about this by Nico actively concealing it from Leo and ONLY Leo.

#is it a stupid half baked plot that had no relevance on the actual story and was prob a lazy attempt to give Hazel some thing to do? Yes #Am I still going to complain about it? Yes #Have I incorporated this into my current fic? Yes #Am I making a post about it because I want engagement on this specific point? Yes. #leo valdez #nico di angelo #hoo #heroes of olympus #house of hades #trials of apollo #the hidden oracle #toa