"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it
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Benjamin Di Bora - Attracted to Me
HARD TECHNO
2024-01-26
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GRAAHHHH PUT FAT PEOPLE IN YOUR FUCKING VIDEO GAMES GODDAMNING !!!!!!
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that’s the pipeline. that’s how they get ya. every time.
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are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual
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me trying to explain to people that being likable and/or funny and/or sympathetic and/or physically attractive are not rewards you get for being a good person but simply side effects of being a person with no inherent moral weight and that characters who are "bad people" having these qualities does not mean that the author endorses all of their actions or wants the audience to root for them
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Okay I know it's not from the original comic or anything but Mr. Farouk having exactly none of Ben's shit was iconic
Also you cannot tell me this isn't the moment Mr. Ajayi decided "I must know him carnally by the day's end"
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Edgeworth investigates Phoenix and Maya's disappearance. Hope you enjoy these. If you want more of maya's polaroids you can go here.
A prequel of sorts inspired by Room Service by @oodlyenough
Bonus:
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My aromanticism is the queerest thing about me. You can't take that away from me. And you can't push me out.
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