#au where we get to see Nidhogg visiting pigeon and he’s wearing shorts and a tank top and Yvette needs to fill his water every 20 minutes

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I find this line incredibly amusing because as someone who’s grown up in “northern” climates, I can tell you for a fact that Ozeca would last all of five minutes in that “southern greenhouse” before the humidity seeped all of her bravado out in the form of sweat and she could think of nothing but air conditioning and iced beverages

#au where we get to see Nidhogg visiting pigeon and he’s wearing shorts and a tank top and Yvette needs to fill his water every 20 minutes #his hair has lost all definition and he’s sweating. oh good he’s sweating. why would the air DO THIS to somebody. #humidity is the Devil if you’re not used to it. and I don’t think the northerners would be asdhdkdlsls #alternatively the characters from the southern climates wild travel to north in the winter and have perpetually dry hands #and need to slather on the lotion. but that seems like a lesser problem.