Alex: we picked her to destroy worlds together but she got a little weird on Echinecea, running around picking up children and not doing what we wanted...
Anna belle: so you picked them.
Alex: yeah because we are the oldest of any galaxy and so now we asked for ever lasting life and she said yeah and she took that back!
Me: yeah in history. Tv shows and movies that are the truth is history. Besides I killed your parents for you.
Alex: you what!?
Me: I killed your parents,
Alex: so we really are the oldest!
Jesse: so can i come back?
Alex: we will see
Jesse: I can change, he can't.
Me: you can have the Sun, Jesse, you as the second oldest -- bleu is dead, idc hes dead, fully eradicated so Matt Hagan if he doesn't quit punching people i mean today and stopping cold turkey for life. You Jesse had to take care of all those kids on your own. I know this because you helped me teach math in Compton. I only had a 2nd grade math level education and i wanted to make sure my form was proper and it was easy to understand and Evylynn got as confused as I did although it was right math and i had to remember how Ms Leiberman taught me
One of my kids: I know how she got died. It wasn't Jesse. It was Matt.
Me: what the fuck for Matt
Matt: cause I'm a bitch!
Jaunau: no he's not dead. I'm gonna take care of this. She was the best teacher in the entire world. Hes gonna suffer.
Me: eradicate him. He killed the dinosaurs, too. Full 100%. Shut up bleu You're sad that he killed someone and you couldn't so you're crying like fucking faggot? You like to rape and kill little boys like Ben?! Ben is also eradicated. Ben, Matt Hagan and Bleu. All eradicated. Alex Laughlin is a little bitch I wanna kick his teeth down his throat. I already punched Bobby's out. So you, three, Jesse can see if you can make right. Alex Laughlin is three shades from eradication. But he and I used to be friends and he used to protect me. From his dad. Bobby needs explanation on how to be nice and as to why And that he's not the victim. Like Declan playing with his teeth. It wasnt to hurt or offend him, it was because false teeth are cool. Everyone wants to play with false teeth. Once he got that he understood. And he had fun and didn't mind the kids playing with them. And he never hit me once. So I know you three can start over and be decent citizens. But you have to try. And learn the difference between a lie and truth so you know who to trust. The sun is where you were born and is your old home. Dad said that Matt got a little too ego but other than that hes fine..
Me to dad: but he killed Ms Lieberman.
Dad goggles: alright he killed 63 people but because Bleu told him to. So like Alex he was lied to so if you forgive Alex you'll have to forgive Matt, too.
Matt: yes: because I'm alot like little Steven. Remember I used to flush my toys? Trying protect you? You look pissed!
So i take Bleu and i bash his head into the wall twice cut it off his neck, throw it into the wall until it smashes, pin his lips and tounge to the wall.
Matt: feel better?
Me: yeah..
Matt: so i won't be eradicated?!
Me: no just be good and honest and so on
Matt: so I stay on in here?!!? Do I get food!?!
We laugh. Me: no. I gotta go pee.
Matt: well you think on that while you do because I really would love food! We all would.
Me: lets see what dad has
Dad: well lets see it says food delivery would start in September but we are a little late, so
Me: when was it supposed to start
Dad: in 6 months
Me: did they starve in prison?
Dad: Matt did 6 weeks
Jaunau: you can kill and cook your brother bleu.
Matt: we can cook?!?!!?
I light a fire pit. Magic.
Dad: she built y'all individual homes on different floors according to magic when she visited the pyramids once. We all approved so I think they will fit to your liking. You cannot have guests. You must meet where you are. Or you can check the list to see those that have homes and allow only the homed into your homes or they disappear
Me: no ass holes and bad influences in your homes. You get along. There is a sitting room under the fire. Those like Ben and Bleu have no homes and cannot get to the stairs. They will die if they do. That way y'all don't have to deal with their Bull shit
Matt: we are where the homeless are? The fire is not hot
Dad: its what she calls a convection oven
Matt: you can cook?
Dad: yeah just stick it into the fire
Jesse: so do we get soul mates?
Dad: eventually
Jaunau: there's models you can choose from in your home computers.
Me: in time you get what you deserve. Bobby and Jesse can come down for the babies being transferred to the WombTrees. Before then Y'all can have a feast in the Rotunda down stairs and so Matt can have leftovers while y'all are down. Those are the only ones the babies invited. They are still angry about Ms Lieberman so. But when they're born then they may allow him
Pipsqueak: only to punch him in the face!!
Me: that's fine. It feels cool to have tiny fists plummet the eye socket
Aubrina: it does?!
Me: yeah.
Aubrina: yeah? Who would have thought...
Me: Jazmine in Echinecea. Her adopted parents fought and that's all she knew. Punch people in the face and get what you want.
Dad: that was her first life she never had been born before
Matt: that's not true. It was her second,she was born on Jaunau. But she was abused there too, that's why we gave her to Sabrina. She did quite well. Jazmine is just upset about the going ons and plummeted Sabrina in her eye socket yesterday by magic and clawed at her head and bit her and hit her with a hammer in rhe head, quite a few times.
Bleu laughs: she did?
Me: thats why I was pissed off at you.
Bleu: oh! Hmmphrh. I can see that now, too. And I made a mistake yelling. I meant that if they saw someone chase me then to try to stop them
Me: while you were the first car and there was 2 people
Bleu: in follow
Me: chasing behind you.
Bleu: yeah well people don't read. You said 3 were
Me: and you know that because they kept blocking you in so why the fuck would you think that there was no one behind you?
Bleu: there were people kept getting out of line to follow..... Oh shit
Me: so your stupid ass did what?
Bleu: got them killed. Her head was cracked 9 diameters. I mean millimeters. Right across her forehead.
Me: face the wall. So as if we could believe him. But he admits it.
Annabelle: no one is that stupid that he claims to be
Me: I know.
Annabelle: my dad (Alex who isn't bio but..) He was unlucky but I still love him, no one could ever love that.
Me: we will eventually put him in a cave with his soul mate
Bleu: whom I killed 700 to 400 times?
Me: 647 thousand? Yeah. And ill give her a hacksaw and chainsaw, too. I'm not gonna waste my time beating the shit out of you
Matt: can she come over for dinner?!
Dad: yeah she has her own house, too.
Bleu: welcome to Hell.
Dad: so she says the rest of you have to start over without the influence of him. Him being oldest was suppose to take care of you. You have older but these are the oldest
Jesse: what's a Jesse's crew and why are they bad?.
Alex: you had us followed?!!?
Bleu: so I could kill you when the time was right but you were too quiet. I never could tell.
Alex: Sabrina that is some fucked up shit. No wonder you hate me, I used his people to follow you to let you know you could see your daughter. I bet he used the most evil, too.
Me: so your parents by your generation had become different. Her soulmate wanted her back and was angry. Your dad sensed it then took the anger out on you kids.
Dad: blue got the brunt of it. Trying to v protect you. But like I said he went crazy. Like his brain melted
Me: when he killed his soulmate in anger like his father did him. No feeling of anger or anything but just being a spoiled bitch
Alex: that's why you said I might be eradicated! You v see all my lies and begging!
Me: yeah. Exactly. So you will be alone the longest. Learn to take care of yourself and proper.
Dad: where is Snoop at? So will he. Sabrina, he stole all your money and said it was his. You barely hadenough to start Amazon when he was through. Bought himself an island and a town, 3 yachts when he couldn't swim.
Me: he bought me all that.
Dad: you don't need it
Me: that's what I know. But its all mine, now. For the next 9 years he will live where y'all are. In the pit, then the next 64 he will live outside where it is too cold and the snow tastes like shit.
Dad: Then after that he lives on the other side where that shack is and so when
Me: he thinks he can go in for shelter like a thieving bitch then he goes right back where you are for 9 years and 64 in the snow. And it will continue for 9 cycles and that's for lying to me that he didn't want in my panties and betraying our friendship and my trust. Stealing fine you made a mistake. But my panties!?!?! SERIOUSLY? That's not a friend that's a sick pervert.
Alex: so what about these babies?
Me: so it's lab, science stuff. Magic things. Incubating my body
Alex: wait you're going to kill your body?! That's the only thing that you said will kill you.
Dad: she gets a new body
Me: a Cleopatra sexy thing
Alex: what about Joan of Arc?!?! You me?! We had a thing going?! You never fucked Anyone in Cleopatra!
Annabelle laughs: dad! When are you going to figure that out! Ben lied to you how to handle women!
Alex: oh! Shit!
Jesse: that's what I've been telling you, now sit and stay sit. That's what dad would say to me when I would run away from Bobby
Bleu laughs: because I would tell Bobby to go kill Jesse or I would kill him
Me: keep laughing bitch. You're 647 million Earth years strapped to that bench
Blue: what? You can't do that
Me: keepthinking that. I'm quite sure the years will go faster
Saint Luches: then we'll add more. I'll be with you All soon, after I finish driving Sabrina's plane to deliver the deadly undead, ghosts you understand me. That's all its for.
Me: yeah I get to dive the war plane
Saint lunches: no you don't
Me: quit being such a snoop, you thief.
Me: I use the war plane until everyone returns to their planet or gets a new one because I cant Stand them. Because i won the war. I get two. So y'all can be cruising along after I been in Sabrina Air Because they're both marked under Sabrina Air and then you'll be all "is that mom?" In your review mirror and I come along with that shark grin all honking "no its war!!" And you think you're in for a whooping then i just pull all casual beside you while you're trying to fight for your life and I just wave and blow you a kiss.
Everyone laughs
Me: its not like I wanna but I wanna drive the air shark
Evylynn: yeah mom its easy to drive. I perfected the bunny hop, it was so fun too, I didn't think what it looked like. This grinning war shark hopping around. I bet it caused quite a scene
Me: joyful, it is bound to make nearly all people laugh
Evylynn: or worry.
Me: then laugh later. At themselves for being scared.
Evylynn: mom can we all get one?
Me: yep. Anyone who doesn't have a plane that's seen is under the garage and its a whole fleet, you're actually driving Jesse's
Matt & Jesse: Do what?!
Evylynn: i guess we get to test drive it so for when you land on the moon, that is where theyre going isn't it? The sun is too far... It must take days
Me: the moon is too cold
Alex: what?!?!? O.O
Me: mine wears a 1960s pink pinup girl nightie
Evylynn: your sick mom does it really?
Me: yeah it can't be running around naked its a girl shark!
Evylynn: but a nightie?
Me: maybe it's a bikini 👙
Evylynn: that's better
Jazzi: mine is a bunny! And not playboy either! Mr Velveteen because I love my sister! She made him for me! And so that's the way it is.
Windy: and mine isn't paddington mine is a great big fox!
Jaz punches me hard!
Jazmine: tell her she can't be a fox she would eat Mr Velveteen.
Me: its Paddington Bear because he carries luggage.
Pipsqueak: for real?!! Yay!
Jaunau: I told mommy I would let her have a fox so I could come up and scare her but it was 4 against one
Me: and so we will have a commercial Paddington Bear Airlines and she can have "Foxy Air" on her personal plane's luggage.
Windy laughs: i might have a fox in that suitcase!
Pipsqueak and Jazmine: as long as it stays in!
Jaunau: mom let her have a fox tail painted hanging out of the suitcase
Pipsqueak: whoa!! It is beautiful though! That is a good job, dad!
Me: on the driver's side so you know who the real fox is! And so you know he's there and his tail is pinched and hurt really bad so maybe you girls could take him to a lab and then if the timing is right he can meet your bunnies
Jazmine: NO DONT TRUST HER
Me: if he's sick and wounded and hurt and so broken hearted he's sad because the one woman he trusted tried to stow him away in a suitcase and pinched his tail up and abandoned him on the side of a jetliner and they saved and rescued him, who do you think windy would the fox not be mad at
Windy: the bear
We all laugh heartily at her reponse cause it would never be "bunny" and she says it so depressed
Bleu's dad: i guess them kids really are that dam smart, I guess I really am that stupid.
And he tries to talk to Bleu about getting him off the hook with such a severe punishment. I refuse. His is billions of Years. The longest year in the universe
Him: but that is two billion years for 1 alone!
Saint Luches: should have raised your kids right dad. How long am I here?
Me: not that long, 6 or 7 years..
Saint Luches: what planet? Jupiter. Of which year they change
Me: current. 365 years to one Earth year (2,405.136008165)
Dad: for kidnapping
Me: man that's not enough. How many planets?
Dad: not all, 62,000.
Me: 149,555,421.66755 Earth Years unless Earth years get longer than that extra time is added. Screw you. You're nothing on this planet and you're nothing anywhere. Including the sun. We revolve around light not you. Get that through your thick skull and my plane can fly itself ot doesn't need you. So rounding up to make things less complicated. 150,555,422 Earth Years.
Saint Luches: how is that rounding even accurate?
Me: fuck you, im the queen now and rounding is never accurate stupid spaz
Jesse: dude you're screwed
Jaunau: we all killed one dinosaur.
Me: not me! I didn't kill any
Terry Teradactl: you killed us all with one ash volcano!.
Me: you died. Did you want to? I know I would have asked. And saved the rest.
Terry: yes. We asked you to kill us
Me: then I didn't kill any. You all commited suicide.
Terry is amazed in wonder: who would have thought I was suicidal. I Terry Teradactl was the happiest Teradactl in the world -- until Bleu came down and killed my girl and I wanted to be dead too. Where is he? Oh in the death chamber.
Bleu screams: no not Terry! Clara!!! Help! Oh God please no!.
Me: we all say yes! Go for it Terry!
Saint Luches: how long is Jesse in for?
Dad: you all hailed from Jupiter. She only gave Jesse one American year. You have America there?
Saint Luches: yes! I mean no
Dad: Alex has 3, 5 and 9 served consecutively that is a total of what Anna belle?
Annabelle: does he get out for good behaviour?
Dad: no afraid not
Annabelle: then that is the age i am now!
Dad: now it can double at any time
Annabelle: I wish
Dad: by how much
Annabelle: 6 that is the age he began lying to me about who my mom is.
Dad: and Sabrina?
Me: age 10 is when she quit coming over.
Dad: that's times 60 anyone else?
Jesse: dam. Guess y'all got to work on some issues.
Dad: I think we can do it by number of visits she actually had that's 35 and then times Sabrina actually knew she was her daughter and that's two. And lets see uhm by the hairs on my head. And now is that earth or Jupiter? Hmm lets see here you hailed from Jupiter but all these crimes were committed here on Earth. Oh ans excessive testing in order to solely control the world--
Alex: but that's Ben!
Me: lie.
Dad: yup that is Jupiter then. Sabrina you got a calculator? He killed Ms Chen and she only gave him 3 years. And he terrorizes her at the cafe.
Me: 78, 183, 000 Earth Years.
Dad: that's not enough. What do you think Jesse?
Jesse: for including and killing my spouse twice that's 434 years for each what's that?
Me: 67, 862, 844, 000.
Matt: let's round up
Me: 68 billion 844 thousand.
Matt round it up again!
Me: 70 billion 844 thousand.
Matt: can you do one more rounding?
Me: 100 billion 844 thousand...
Dad: what did he do to you?.
Matt: killed my kids and my entire family a total of 8 times and made me too afraid to have another and so I lived celeibate and you kept fucking me over now didn't you? That's not enough!
Me: 100 zillion 844 thousand.
Dad: you skipped trillion like you always do. Anyone else? Cara?
Clara: no I'm good. Unless you want to multiply times 3
Me: 333 zillion 844 thousand
Saint Luches: how is that multiplying?!?.
Me: how are you a fucking loser
Saint Luches: easy I be all I can be
Me: okay
SL: the math?
Me: don't worry you won'T need it where you are. Anyone else?
Silence
Me: Matt's sentence?
Dad: no lets do bobby that one is shorter. You can get out now. But stay away from them kids until you get an invite to the lab! Now Matt. Let's see you've served 3 months by choice. And then we have... Ho! We have a whole slew of charges! Being nice to others.. Being kind when accounted for. Being a dumb bitch. Okay. You're out now. Go get some food. Don't forget Jesse.
Jesse: now?
Dad: she slandered you. You're out for good behaviour
Me: you're welcome. I take care of my friends even if it looks a little weird...
Jesse: do i get a new body?
Me: yeah at the lab when I do. You too Matt
Matt: but I worked hard on this
Me: yes and in the new one you won'T have to keep working
Matt: I can enjoy life?!
We hope so.
Matt Hagan: now lets get this posted so everyone can know I can walk out a free man!
Me: better watch out for them girls tho... They think they can get ya then we all gotta put them in jail ans sort them out!
Bleu's "friend": including you?
Me: nah I'm good my guy is pretty cute. So don't skip the lab! You'll get your woman
Jesse: me? I was just going for the plane
Evylynn: it rides good, too!
Me: yeah for both it rides good and your woman. Ill protect her with my life. Matt and Bobby. Yours too. Hey you down there? You want Matt or should I say no?
Pipsqueak: just this one time and at my birth, too!
And she hands out records of the best times they had with their kids and wife.
Alex: and then I'm all alone. Can you hear? Can anyone hear?!
What he did to us. Killing our families. Tit for tat. Eye for an eye. Alone for what seems like eternity.
Its almost sad. But profoundly fulfilling. 333 zillion and 844 thousand years.
I'm only 158.. And its seemed like eternity. But I didnt do it to myself. He did it to us.
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“Last One Out of the City of Paris”
Okay while I planned to write a whole one shot fic of this (I might still do so) scene/fan chapter for @symphonic-scream ‘s Feral Jock AU- however I only ended up with this draft before I burnt out- so I hope you like it..?
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The drive to the concert was horribly quiet. No one wanted to say a word, especially Sabrina who did her best to keep her eyes on the road.
Look- she didn’t have a license, it was illegal for her to drive, she stole The Gorilla’s car- the way she styled herself this night made her at least look more wild- but if someone pulled her over right now, it was over.
Looking to her left, Alix seemed to at least be vibing, tapping her fingers rhythmically against the seat to the rock music drowning out their thoughts- and looking in the mirror, she could see Adrien.
He sighed, clearly cracking “Look! I know we were all thinking it! Sorry! But she kinda looked like Chloe!” He said, Alix’s tapping stopped “You noticed, I noticed, we all noticed!”
Sabrina cringed and Alix let out a bark of laughter
“Ohhhh! Was that why you were acting like such a dork?” Alix asked teasingly. Sabrina blushed
”No! It’s- no it’s not that!” She sputtered, her grip tightening on the wheel “She- No it’s just a coincidence! I- I mean yes I kinda met her because of Chloe- after Vanisher I bumped into Aurore and we- never mind. This isn’t about either of them. I’m done thinking about the past. I’m all about the present and future right now! I’m going to a show, I’m driving, and I’m going to socialize with new people!”
“Sure, if that’s what you call socializing.” Alix giggled. Adrien suddenly let out a surprised wheeze
“Shes right outside the window!” He shouted
Sabrina paled “What?!”
Looking to the side seated in the passenger seat of a car along with a few other people was her. Aurore.
Her eyes darted back at the road, her face flushed.
“Come on honk at her! Get her attention!” Alix yelled
“But the road!”
“She’s not driving!”
“But I am!” Sabrina squawked. It was too late though it seemed, as Aurore’s car sped up past a yellow light and Sabrina slowed down.
Her shoulders slumped as she stared up at the red light, pouring into the van.
“And there goes your second chance.” Alix said, leaning forward in her chair a little boredly.
“Its okay Sabrina, maybe next time” Adrien’s soft and kind voice said. Sabrina was silent, her eyes narrowing at the light.
It felt mocking. Overwhelming.
‘”Never ever be like that, Sabrina!” Roger’s voice echoed “Ruffians! All of them! Punks! Just like those no good vigilantes! I’m so glad you’re not a freak those two!’”
Closing her eyes Sabrina took in a deep breath as the song playing on the radio began to pick up.
Her teeth clenched as she readjusted her leather jacket, tying her hair back before she gripped her hand on the gear stick.
Yeah. Screw that.
She blasted through the red light, sending the car full throttle- ignoring the speed limit signs flying by. She heard Adrien and Alix yelp as they were tossed back into their seats.
A feeling of adrenaline rushed through her veins as they sped across the road- buildings flying past them.
“Sabrina what are you doing the light was red!” Adrien exclaimed, Alix meanwhile was cackling
“FUCK YEAH REBEL SABRINA!”
Suddenly however, the horrid sounds of a police siren blasted from behind them
“Uh oh.” Glancing at her mirror Sabrina blanched as she saw the familiar determined look of her father in the police car behind them.
“Pull over punks!” He could hear him shouting over a megaphone
“What do I do?! She yelled
“We have to pull over and show him your license!” Adrien shouted
“Adrien I don’t have a license!” Sabrina cried
“But- but you’re good a driving!” He said confusedly
“THAT MEANS NOTHING HERE!” She shouted
Alix let out a laugh “We’re so fucked!”
Sabrina grimaced, glancing back at the mirror to look at the man chasing them. Her eyes narrowed as she made up her mind, as she stomped down on the gas petal even harder than before- the car shooting faster down the stretching highway.
Alix and Adrien screamed in surprised, Alix’s voice echoing through the car as she melted in laughter. She hadn’t even noticed them shooting past Aurore.
“Sabrina! You can’t just drive away! It’s your dad! This is serious!” Adrien sputtered
“H-Holy shit! Hahaha! Sabrina you’re a total badas-”
Alix jostled forward as Sabrina adjusted the gears again, slamming on the breaks and turning the wheel as the car drifted and jerked around.
“This is why we buckle up.” Sabrina said, glaring out of the window as the car skidded around a sharp corner, continuing forward like it was nothing as they slammed into the ground again after almost being practically airborne down a hill. “Hold on!”
Glancing back again and seeing The police car skid around clumsily, she pressed against the gas petal again- turning off the lights. Staring off she could see a billboard sign as the road teetered off into fields beside the road-
Twisting the wheel and pulling against the gear stick- the car spun for a few moments, before she pulled back and clicked the radio off. Casting them into darkness and silence
Sabrina put a finger to her lips “Shh..” she grinned- as after one.. two..
Roger’s Police Car shot past the board.
The three sat in silence in the car, sweat rolling down Sabrina’s forehead as her heart pounded inside her chest. A weak smile spread across her face as she turned to look to the two of them
“I’ve broken so many fucking laws tonight holy shit.” Sabrina breathed, before looking down “.. we ran out of gas.”
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