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luvelycore · 2 years
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m-a-k-k-u · 1 year
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August 9: I Will Be Eaten by You ▪︎ Hachigatsu Kokonoka: Boku wa Kimi ni Kuwareru
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mymerudy · 1 year
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thethirdromana · 11 months
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Mem., get recipe for Mina: a food guide to Dracula Daily
Inspired by There and Snack Again (in which you eat along with the LOTR movies), this is your guide to eating and drinking along with Dracula Daily.
All under a cut because there's no way I can do this without extensive spoilers. I strongly recommend not reading this unless you already know what happens in Dracula. Also only if you're comfortable reading about alcoholic drinks - there's a lot of booze in this novel.
Let's eat!
2 May We start with the famous paprika hendl. Google "chicken paprikash" and choose whichever recipe most strikes your fancy.
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3 May For breakfast, choose from mamaliga (cornmeal porridge, similar to grits), "impletata" (vânătă umplută - stuffed aubergine) or anything with more paprika in it.
4 May For dinner, Jonathan has robber steak: "bits of bacon, onion, and beef, seasoned with red pepper, and strung on sticks and roasted over the fire".
5 May Slivovitz, if you'd like it (Jonathan declines). Then, for dinner, Dracula serves up roast chicken, with some cheese, a salad and a glass or two of Tokaji wine.
6 May "A cold breakfast" for Jonathan. In Romania a cold breakfast might include boiled eggs, telemea (sheep's cheese), franzela (bread) with assorted spreads, sliced cucumber and tomatoes, and sunculita taraneasca (sliced smoked pork). Jonathan also has "an excellent supper", but doesn't tell us what that includes.
16 May Would it be too bleak if I suggested eating a symbolic Jelly Baby?
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26 May A glass of wine as Quincey and Jack congratulate Arthur and drown their sorrows.
18 June There's a kind of Scottish fruit slice called "flies' graveyard". That might make a suitable snack given Renfield's meal today.
24 June I guess a gingerbread woman, for the wolves? IDK, it turns out doing this for a horror novel is a bit grim.
8 July Thankfully the internet has hundreds of ideas for spider-themed cakes so you can eat along with Renfield.
18 July The voyage of the Demeter begins! Celebrate by eating like a sailor: have some salt pork, or make ship's biscuit.
20 July Renfield has just eaten several sparrows. Provide redress by feeding birds near you, bird flu guidance permitting.
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24 July Imitate the "feet-folk" from York and Leeds by drinking some tea or eating some cured herring.
10 August Lucy and Mina enjoy a "severe tea". There are lots of severe teas in Victorian literature, but few writers actually describe what's in it - e.g. the Churchman's shilling magazine, 1868, has a story with a severe tea "which implies coffee, tea, and muffins, with substantials". What are substantials? I have no idea, but that's what you should eat today.
11 August Dracula has a little nibble on Lucy. I don't suggest doing this for every vampire bite in the novel, but given this one is particularly significant, how about marking the occasion with some black pudding?
30 August No food details for a while, but in this entry, Lucy notes that she "has an appetite like a cormorant" and "Arthur says I am getting fat". Celebrate with some cake.
3 September Van Helsing has been! And surely he wouldn't have come all the way from the Netherlands empty-handed? Acknowledge his visit with some gouda or a stroopwafel.
4 September Eat some sugar, which Renfield has requested for his flies.
7 September To stay in line with what the characters actually eat and drink, have a glass of port (though ideally not if you've just given blood). But for the real spirit of the day, consider a corn-on-the-cob.
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9 September Free space! Jack has "an excellent meal" but doesn't say what it is. Dig into your favourite dinner.
10 September A sip of brandy, with which Van Helsing wets Lucy's lips.
11 September The garlic flowers arrive. There's lots that you can make with wild garlic - personally, I like it in risotto.
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17 September A boxful of garlic flowers arrive for Lucy every day. Time to make chicken with 40 cloves of garlic. Other options for today include more black pudding (in honour of Renfield lapping up Jack's blood) or sherry.
18 September The Zookeeper enjoys a teacake, and so shall we.
20 September No food, but the labourers have "a stiff glass of grog". This is rum diluted with water, but you could also add lemon or lime juice, sugar, and/or cinnamon.
25 September Nibble another Jelly Baby for the Bloofer Lady.
29 September A lot happens in this entry, but there's not a lot of food. There are thirsty labourers, however. Maybe have a beer?
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30 September Mina makes everyone a pot of tea. Also, we don't know what they have for dinner, but they eat it at 7pm, if you'd like to time your evening meal accordingly.
1 October More tea! Since this is being gulped down by a working man, make it builder's style - strong, sweet, lots of milk.
2 October Jonathan visits the Aërated Bread Company. He only has a cup of tea, but you could have whatever you like best from their menu:
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3 October Dracula forces Mina to drink his blood like "a child forcing a kitten's nose into a saucer of milk". You could either have some more black pudding, or drink a glass of milk in solidarity with Mina.
15 October The Crew of Light aren't focusing much on meals any more, but they have travelled on the Orient Express. Here's the 1887 dining car menu.
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(source - I can't vouch for the accuracy of a random person on Twitter but it looks plausible)
29 October No one is thinking of food in this bit of the novel (though Mina makes yet more tea), but as they're heading to Romania, have some sarmale. These stuffed cabbage rolls are the Romanian national dish.
31 October Mina and Van Helsing have "a huge basket of provisions". Have a picnic in their honour, if it's warm enough where you are.
1 November Mina and Van Helsing have "hot soup" into which the local cooks have put an extra amount of garlic. Consider having a truly extra amount of garlic with this 44-garlic-clove soup.
7 November The Crew of Light return to Transylvania. No details of food, but in honour of their journey, I would suggest a final round of chicken paprikash, to bring us back to where it all began.
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fenrir-kin · 10 months
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Yeeterus Update!
I got bored of seeing my own damn post getting repeated twice a day so I'm letting that one run out from the queue and putting up a new one.
Variety is the spice of life, and all that jazz.
Anyway!
Hi I'm Fen. I'm a nonbinary 30-something creature who is in possession of a uterus and ovaries that I depseratley need to get rid of. Here in the UK, the NHS will only consider doing this if you have at least 2.5 children, the pemission of twelve male figures in your life, and are already dead.
I joke. Somewhat.
I have Pre-Mentrual Dysphoric Disorder. It's a bitch of a disorder that is basically my ovaries producing too much of the 'kill yourself' hormone, so every time I have a period, my already delicate mental state plummets. For between 10 days to 2 weeks before my period.
I also have PME - pre-mentrual exacerbation - which is exactly what it says on the tin and for the duration of my period, my pre-existing mental health issues get worse.
So If you're counting correctly, I can lose 3 weeks of every month to wanting to die. And the real fun part is, this condition only ever gets worse with age.
But that's not serious enough for the NHS to get this shit out of me, so I'm going private, and that's where YOU, my bunch of wonderful internet strangers and beloveds, come in.
Cost for the Operation is £7,963, and I'm currently almost at £1,700 of that. I've set the target amount for £8,200 (not that I'm convinced I'll reach that but a bitch can hope) as GoFundMe takes fees and I'm hoping the extra will help cover that, but like I said, that is only if I make the funding goal in the first place.
Date for the operation is 25th August, and the payment needs to be made a week beforehand at the very latest - so at time of writing (14th June) I have 9 weeks left to fundraise.
There should be a button on the GoFundMe that lets you email me if you want to; I'm happy to do tarot readings, or write a little bit of something for you, in return for your donation, if you're not a fan of giving something for nothing (which I absolutely get, shit is hard right now).
My current plan is fundraise as much as possible, save as much as possible, and then take out finance to cover the rest. The more I can save/raise, the easier it is to pay off once it's done.
Please do feel free to share far and wide, with friends, family and workplaces - I'm happy for this to find its way off tumblr if y'all know somewhere that might be able to help me get a bit closer to my goal.
If you would prefer to not donate via GoFundMe, then you can also throw money to me via PayPal or Ko-Fi (which... is paypal with extra steps) - just make sure you stick a message in saying it's a donation so I can make sure it doesn't get eaten by any other bills in the meantime.
And I'm going to set this to queue again, so blacklist 'yeeterus' to skip seeing this for the next month and a half.
Thanks for reading the wall of text that I swore to myself would be succint this time.
Stay safe 💜
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hughungrybear · 2 months
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Me while watching Last Twilight Ep. 12 (Final Ep.):
Okay, we'll finally see if we should take P'Aof's offer and storm GMMTV if the finale for this episode is unsatisfactory 😂
1. Hmmm, so Day was never able to get a successful surgery to restore his sight? I guess I could understand since endings that are *remotely* happy does not need to mean that he will be able to see again.
2. So after three years, Mhok is now a sous chef? Also, is this episode going the Bad Buddy route??? Cause if it is, I need to get ready 😂😂😂
3. Oof. They are trying to fool us with Porjai saying the "groom will be here" right after they show Mhok trying to call Porjai's phone <after 5 seconds> There it is! Seriously, I would like Night to be loved and happy for the rest of his life as he truly deserves it 🥹🥹🥹
4. At least, they weren't fooling us with the location. They have indeed met accidentally on the escalators of a hotel, not an airport. <after 5 seconds> P'Aof!!!!! I almost thought you'll never appear in this series 😂😂😂
5. Didn't Day got sus with the "usher"? I mean, Mhok still smells the same, right? RIGHT???? <after a few irritating scenes of Mhok in denial> I knew that perfume will make an appearance eventually. I mean, pretty sure at this point it is an official GMMTV merch 😂
6. Aaaaaaargh. Day wrote a book entitled "Begin with same person"??? With him and Mhok at the top of that mountain as a book cover??? It even has Day's voice for the audiobook??? 😱😱😱 No wonder Mhok's smile is from ear to ear.
7. I'm beginning to hate (affectionate) Mhok and Day 😅😅😅 What kind of flirting is this??? 😂😂😂
8. Night saying out loud that he is not paying for Mhok's "excellent care service" sends me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I kennat 🤣🤣🤣
9. If looks could kill, Porjai would be dead on the spot 🤣🤣🤣 Night and Porjai playing cupids is the dream tag team lol
10. Mhok is freaking relentless 😂😂😂 Also, Day, you can go with Mhok to the US. I mean, you're rich enough to hire an assistant for your book shop. 😂
11. Don't worry Mhok. I also did not get why Day broke up with you lol (not until I read the series' writer's thoughts about Ep 11). <after 5 seconds> Ngl, that's a good conversation between the two. 🥹🥹🥹
12. Glad that Mum have accepted Porjai without difficulties 🥹🥹🥹 Their scene did managed to activate my tearducts 😭😭😭
13. Oh? Dad is also here. Will Mum and Dad have a fresh start too? I mean, Mum looks a bit shook and concerned at the same time. Also, why is Night just calling people to give improptu speeches? 😅
14. Oh, boy. NightPorjai's wedding is just full of happy tears and I have feelings 😭😭😭
15. Ugh. I hate it when the self-reflection is so late, it ends up with them rushing to the airport (or a bus terminal) to catch their romantic partner before they go away for good. But then again, Night and Porjai running in their wedding attire to look for Mhok is effing epic (even Porjai lying to the airport's information counter get Mhok is just 🤌🤌🤌) 😂😂😂
16. Wait, if Night knew that Mhok returned to the hotel, why the fvck did they all run in their wedding gear all throughout the airport looking for Mhok??? Does Porjai know about this? 😂😂😂
17. At least, it looks like we are going to get a happy ending. I really thought we are going to get an open ending based on previous events and the end credit song lyrics. Although, I am still not sure if this a good thing for the series as a whole.
18. Day can finally see (although again, it would have been more acceptable if he had stayed blind since a happy ending should not hinged on his ability to see). Also, Night hitting Day for being more excited to see Mhok rather than their mum (or him, for that matter) is 🤣🤣🤣
19. Oh? Is that Gee and August? Are they a thing now or just badminton partners???
20. Looks like they repainted Rung's car. I guess, it also symbolises a fresh start for it.
21. Two chefs in the family? I'm envious (and also hungry. I haven't eaten breakfast yet 😅). Also, Porjai's preggy again!
22. And they are back to the mountain top again. I hope it's much easier hiking this time around 😅. Also, Day, why are you lying? What d'you mean Mhok (Jimmy) is not handsome??? Lol
And it's ended. And it's happy (though a tad fairy tale-ish) 😭😭😭 Now, it was rumoured that 23.5 degrees will take the Friday time slot. I wonder if it's true. Can't hardly wait for it 😭😭😭
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anotherhellchild · 1 year
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Old WIP
soo I know I havent been active in like forever BUT! I've slowly been getting back into bnha :)) ... I finally watched the latest movie and im almost up to date on the manga
anyways I had this idea for a fic like two years ago and I've decided its time I share it cause I don't think ill ever actually write it lol (mostly cause im just not motivated but also cause I lost the draft I had for it) keep in mind that I thought about this like two years ago tho so all the recent manga/anime developments never happend (also mentions of bad parent Mitsuki ahead)
it was gonna be a kid Katsuki fic where Bakugou got hit by a quirk that basically made him 10 years younger (so he’d be 6). And the ‘rules’ to this quirk were the following:
- whoever gets hit by the quirk instantly turns into themselves from 10 years ago
- but like. exactly themselves from exactly 10 years ago. so they'd have the exact memories and body they had at the exact time of day just 10 years in the past.
- so for example if u got hit with the quirk at 3:23pm on the 10th of august 2022 you’d turn into the version of yourself from 3:23pm on the 10th of august 2012 and if you were hungry or thirsty at that time in 2012 you'd still be hungry or thirsty when you appear in 2022 (this is rlly vague but hopefully it makes some sense lmao)
-also say you were playing outside at that time, you'd suddenly be super confused as to where you were and what was happening etc.
- its kinda like the person hit by the quirk rewinds exactly 10 years. does that make sense(?). 
- after exactly 24 hours the person hit with the quirk ‘ages’ (or I guess ‘fasts forward’) exactly a year. so 3:23pm august 10th 2012 kid turns into 3:23pm august 11th 2013 kid. cause its a day later.
- they age by exactly a year every 24 hours until they reach they're actual age again. so it takes exactly 10 days for the quirk to wear off.
- whenever they age up again, they have no memory of the day before
those were the basic rules to the quirk and I can't remember if there was anything else to it but yeah (lmk if it made no sense ill try to explain better)
so in my fic I was gonna have Katsuki get hit by the quirk (obviously). and it was gonna be part of my Bakugou Katsuki is class 1a’s big brother - change my mind series which means that id have Katsuki already adopted by Aizawa and part of the Aizawa-yamada household. (Hitoshi, Shoto and Eri also part of the fam of course) but the adoption process was gonna either not be over yet or at least super recent and the extent of Katsuki’s past and abuse was not gonna be known by anyone. also I like hawks so I think I had Baku as hawks’ intern in this 
I believe I had already written the first scene where I was gonna have Miruko, hawks and Bakugou out on patrol fighting some villains and then Bakugou getting hit by the quirk. (I forgot the password I need to get to the draft tho💀, so I can't share it with you guys at the moment)
anyways, I thought the idea had a lot of potential cause I was gonna have everyone see how Katsuki aged from a 6yo to a 16yo over the course of 10 days. and I was gonna make it that his ‘past selves’ that ‘appear’ had just been kidnapped or something or had a lot of buises or hadn't eaten in however long and then all of a sudden they find themselves in a room full of (to them) strangers who he obviously doesn't trust. everyone was gonna see first hand how messed up Katsuki’s childhood was. and in the meantime Katsuki was just gonna be trying to figure out whether he could trust these people or how he could escape them.
it was gonna be a lot of trauma and fun!
oh and I was gonna make it that when he initially got attacked by the quirk, it would've coincidentally be exactly 9 days away from the anniversary of when the sludge villain attacked him. meaning that his 14yo self (that would've showed up on day 9 of the quirk) was gonna happen to be in the middle of being choked by sludge whilst the quirk hit which would make it that (to him) it'd feel like he’d be fighting sludge one second and then he’d suddenly be in front of a whole class of UA students the next. 
I had all these ideas for the fic that I can elaborate on if anyones interested! but I mostly just wanted to share this cause I started thinking about my old WIPs recently and thought it'd be fun to talk about them!
feel free to send me any asks about this if you want! maybe ill try to look for my old headcanons and wips if anybody’s interested
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cyarskj1899 · 1 year
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Shakira, a Strawberry Jam Jar, and the Cheating Rumor Captivating the Internet
Twitter is obsessed with the idea that Shakira caught ex-husband Gerard Piqué cheating because...she found her jam eaten, and Gerard never eats jam.
Shakira’s ex-husband appears to have found himself in a bit of a...jam. 
The singer has been no stranger to controversy as of late, but that hasn’t stopped the internet from globbing onto an unsubstantiated theory about how the singer may have caught her ex, soccer player Gerard Piqué, cheating on her. The plot of said theory can be summarized as follows: Who stole the jam from Shakira’s jam jar?
After a 12-year romance, Shakira, 45, and Piqué, 35, ended their relationship last year after Piqué allegedly left his wife for 23-year-old Clara Chia Marti. Though Piqué’s relationship with Marti had long been reported as an affair, Shakira was apparently “devastated” when sleuths uncovered footage of Marti in the back of a Zoom interview Piqué had given from their shared home in 2021. The two were reportedly still together at the time.
Fast forward to the juicy stuff: the strawberry jam. In August of last year, Shakira put out a single with Rauw Alejandro called “TeFelicito.” One particular scene in the music video for the single shows Shakira peering into a fridge, and when asked about the scene in interviews (according to a very murky string of sources, I must add), Shakira reportedly said she was hoping to “find the truth.” In the fridge!
The story gets increasingly blurry from here, but accordingto ShowNews.today, a Spanish TV program called Socialite declared that Shakira caught her husband cheating after discovering a partially eaten jar of jam. She had been out of town promoting her music…but Shakira is supposedly the only one in her household who eats strawberry jam! Gerard hates jam! So who could’ve eaten the jam other than…his mistress?!
As always, the internet loves a cheating scandal, regardless of the accuracy of the jam tale. Shakira shall go forth and be known as the keeper of the jam and the seeker of re-jam-ption. Because what could be more painful than a vision of some bitch eating Shakira’s special strawberry jam in Shakira’s house? The roof that Shakira raised her children under?! Shakira may have put a voo-doo doll in front of her mother-in-law’s house, and she may be accused of tax evasion, but God willing, the internet be damned if another woman sticks her claws in Shakira’s jam jar ever again.
Apparently the semi-famous former tenants of the Hype House, including Lil Huddywho is now just going by Huddy because maturity, caused more than $300K in property damage. Now, their landlord is suing. That’s so not hype!! [TMZ]
Singer Anitta wants to be honest: She thinks it’s totally fine to use apps like FaceTune to “make you prettier,” so long as you’re transparent about it! She’s also encouraged others to be open about their plastic surgery journeys like her—she got a nose job, jaw-shaping procedures, and breast augmentations. I feel so empowered now! [E! Online]
Channing Tatum’s daughter and Sandra Bullock’sdaughter got into an altercation when they were in preschool. Now 9 and 11, respectively, Tatum says the girls now love each other. We love a redemption arc. [E! Online]
Pamela Anderson said her relationship with Tommy Lee might be the only time she was ever really in love. No, I’m not crying, it’s just really bright in here. [People]
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ofthenoseclan · 3 months
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4, 9, 12, and 23 for the end of year ask game!!
ask game
4. movie of the year
怪物 / Monster (2023), dir. Koreeda Hirokazu
normally i tend not to really love the films that get wide praise at cannes, but i absolutely get the hype for this, its a phenomenal movie in every way. fantastic screenplay, amazing directing and cinematography, extremely compelling mystery narrative thats resolved in an emotional way, koreeda hirokazu is back in town baby. the funniest part about this is that i watched this like, last week at a limited screening. i had a whole year of other movies seen that couldve gotten the top spot but as soon as i saw this film i was instantly like "yeah this is my fave of the whole year not even close". anyway this is going to come out of limited screening in july next year. go watch it the second it drops its so good
9. best month for you this year
july! both me and my bf were in town together most often and could go out and do things essentially all month, plus the weather was really nice for most of the month too! perfect summer break :3
12. talk about a new friend you made this year
someone tried hitting on me at a bar sometime around august and nothing came out of that but we both realized we really like kon satoshi movies from that conversation and so now we just send each other film recommendations over discord from time to time. i wanna hang out with him in person more because hes chill but our schedules never seem to line up :/
23. if you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be
"theres this really good indian food place downtown you should visit asap, when you discover it in october itll be shut down before the end of the month and youll have only eaten there once"
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deartreadmill · 1 year
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You know, taking care of my dad is keeping me busy. And so very happy.
I get up in the morning and get the boy off to school, sit and wake up a bit. Get moving around 9, check my list of errands, decide when to go over.
Today it was pick up groceries at 10 and then go to Costco.
Over to dad’s around 11:30, he hadn’t eaten yet, so make him and sausage and egg sandwich.
Now I’m sitting in the couch, enjoying a cup of coffee and looking over my to do list. I have to get my cricut out tonight and make some t-shirts, amongst other things.
Dad is quite stable right now, despite being palliative. I don’t know if he’s got week or months. I do know I only get until august off with him. If he is still alive, I will have to figure something out. Maybe take a part-time line temporarily or something.
If I am really honest, I don’t want to go back to work. I’m really enjoying being at home with my family. I know I am only enjoying it because Dad is keeping me busy, but it’s making me consider my options.
I went into this compassionate leave completely burned out from the pandemic, the nursing shortage, being senior staff always having to take on extra work, etc.
Do I really want to go back to all that?
So much of my identity is wrapped up in being a nurse that I don’t know how I would feel if I wasn’t one anymore.
Heavy heavy thoughts.
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turtleybeachin · 1 year
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I posted 1,325 times in 2022
That's 1,109 more posts than 2021!
85 posts created (6%)
1,240 posts reblogged (94%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@property-of-diavolo
@kannra21
@eternallydaydreaming2015
@devildomditzy
@incendiak
I tagged 1,269 of my posts in 2022
Only 4% of my posts had no tags
#obey me - 885 posts
#obey me lucifer - 209 posts
#obey me mammon - 158 posts
#obey me diavolo - 88 posts
#obey me leviathan - 87 posts
#obey me simeon - 79 posts
#obey me barbatos - 77 posts
#obey me satan - 76 posts
#obey me solomon - 68 posts
#halloween - 53 posts
Longest Tag: 111 characters
#you know lucifer somewhere just violently sneezed and then glared suspiciously in whatever direction simeon was
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
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Somehow I’m losing my mind over Raphael’s bedroom. The partially eaten GIGANTIC apple just hanging out, the books and papers on the floor, the not-quite-made bed with the dangle blanket. I don’t know what I expected of him but this was not it and yet I’m loving it.
159 notes - Posted November 7, 2022
#4
so we all have a dark sense of humor in this fandom right? if that's not you, scroll past this, it's not going to hit your funny bone. (spoiler warning for lesson 16!)
okay so the way we have anniversaries in the devildom, what if MC has yearly anniversaries of the day they died?
like hear me out. i like belphie now, but i also feel like it's my diavolo-given right to remind him he's a little shit on a regular basis.
the boys wake up one morning to MC laying in the foyer with a banner hung over them "HAPPY ONE YEAR SINCE I DIED DAY!" we give belphie a sparkly birthday-style hat that says "I'M AN ASSHOLE" and pin a lil badge to his chest that says "MURDERER" and he has to wear it all day.
"it's been one year since belphie murdered me mid-hug and laughed about it!"
"it's been two years since the day belphie strangled me to death and then cackled maniacally in the foyer over my corpse!"
"happy three years since he brutally slaughtered me and then dragged my body through the house like a cat showing off its kill!"
but i feel like we would have to text mammon first to warn/remind him of the holiday i don't wanna traumatize my first man.
227 notes - Posted November 9, 2022
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Crying About Season 2 Episode 3
Putting everything under cuts because I don't want to spoil for people who haven't seen it yet.
I CONTINUE TO INSIST MC BE ALLOWED TO ABSOLUTELY ENCOURAGE LEVI'S NERDING OUT. As someone somewhere on the neurodivergent spectrum, I hyperfixate and obsess and nerd out hard on shows and games too. And I know how much it hurts when your friends and family mock you or tune you out or walk away from your excitement. And I know how much it means when they listen and get excited too and even if they don't care or understand they're happy just to see you happy.
And every time in the game when Levi starts getting excited and we're forced to like, not care or shut him down? NO. NO I REFUSE.
Anyway, specifically in this episode, I will admit Simeon's entirely un-subtle escape made me cackle
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Followed by Luke's misery crawl after both his dads abandoned him like that
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Cold Hands
Lucifer x MC (gender neutral)
Fluff, hand holding, fall vibes
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It's a chilly night in the Devildom, the breeze cutting straight through your clothes. Lucifer beside you doesn't even twitch, the breeze ruffling his hair so prettily you can't help but wonder if he's using magic for that effect. Maybe it's his sin reflecting onto you, but you tense your muscles stubbornly and refuse the shiver that arcs along your spine.
He glimpses you from the corner of his eye, watching you clench your jaw against the chattering. You don't seem to realize how you're squeezing his fingers, your bare skin prickling in his grasp, the leather gloves denying you any shared heat. He could tease you, comment on your fragile human flesh, your trademark stubbornness in refusing to ask for his jacket.
Or he could unfurl his wings, stretch them wide and then let them settle in a way that just so happens to curl loosely around you and block the worst of the wind. "Oh, you don't mind, do you?" he drawls, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. "The breeze feels pleasant on them." He slips his hand from your grasp long enough to pluck off his gloves and tuck them gently into his pockets, then entwines your fingers with his.
The heat from his hand seeps to your bones and up your arm. "Not at all," you reply, biting back your smile. You know he's caught your chills, and more than that, your attempt to hide them from him. "And your hands? Do you like the feel of the breeze on those, too?"
He lifts your hand in his so he can press his lips to the back of it. His gaze remains locked with yours as he lingers, the warmth of his breath on your skin erasing any memory of cold. "I prefer the feel of you."
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Sometimes I think about how the other sorcerers must get BIG MAD at MC because they're the first and only human to have a pact with all seven sins, all seven lords of hell.
They should be wealthy beyond understanding, have limitless power, be everything good boys and girls fear about deals with the devil.
And instead they only call upon the pacts for like, stupid shit.
"I heard they summoned Lucifer yesterday???" "Yeah, don't get excited. They didn't want to have to call the cable company to cancel service so they asked him to do it for them."
"Yo, the new kid used their pact to call Satan here! Who died? I didn't see any wild death tolls on the news--" "I saw on Instagram they went to Barnes & Noble and then a shelter to pet cats."
"Did you see they had Beelzebub here last night? And he looked pissed." "I have a friend who works at Olive Garden. Apparently he found the limit to the unlimited salad and breadsticks."
"Was I seeing things or was Asmodeus in town? With Solomon, I assume?" "Nah, with his apprentice." "Oh, were they trying to seduce their way--" "They were trying out those new nail polish robots at Target."
"Ugh, did they summon Mammon? Why??" "Apparently they couldn't reach some of the spell components on a top shelf and didn't want to go get the step stool."
"The new kid is outside with Leviathan, and they're standing real close talking animatedly. You don't think he's scouting ahead for the Navy, do you?" "Nope, walked by them earlier. They're playing Pokemon Go."
"I'm pretty sure that's Belphegor in the lounge near the fireplace." "Yep. Apparently the new kid likes to shove their bare feet under him while he naps, says he's 'the perfect temperature'."
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HAHAHA YOUVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD AND NOW IM IN YOUR ASKS AGAIN AND IM NOT ASKING YOU 9 BECAUSE IM A JERK -- it is of extreme importance that i know 34, 56, and 76
HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU!!! NOW NO ONE WILL KNOW THE INTRICATE LIE I WAS GOING TO MAKE UP
alas. we shall only suffer in Actual questions i can answer 🤪
34) advertisements you have stuck in your head? - I recite the Arby's ad of "Arby's.... we have the MEATS" literally once a day. bonus context: this is usually related to porn, and also I did not grow up with cable television. I have also never eaten at Arby's asdjknhdbaks
favorite tradition? - that's, a hard q actually,,,,, there's a lot of traditions i personally have that i really enjoy!!! traditions are just fun to have. the first that comes to mind is maybe just making pork and shrimp dumplings on new years and lunar new years.... a secondary favorite would maybe be the perseid meteor shower. It happens every august, so usually I go up to the peak of my local mountain (i live in a valley) and watch the meteor shower from up there. It's genuinely magical. a band of coyotes chased us down the mountain once.
what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? - hard tie between steamed ube (you can eat it plain, or top with butter and brown sugar) or pan-fried sweet potatoes! (you peel em, cut into inch thick rounds, cook in a wide and tall pan with water till its a bit softer, than take off the top to let steam escape and cook down the water. once theres maybe half the water left add in brown sugar and cinnamon and cook down till glazed and sticky ^^)
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Hi danny!!!!! Ask game: 9, 18, 25?
charlie!! thank you for the ask!! mwah
9. Best month for you this year?
august. hands down. quit my stupid fucking job, my mental health was great, i was excited for university and i'd dealt with my dad and the old man who was stalking me. august was... yeah. i liked august. i had a good birthday too that month as well.
18. A memorable meal this year?
when i moved to cardiff, i went out to pho which was the first time since i moved i had eaten out at a resteraunt by myself. i people watched and spoke to the server for ages. i had a green tea lemonade, a three mushroom pho with veg broth and extra brisket and affogato for afters. it was a lovely hour.
25. Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one
many. i spend many hours wandering and talking to myself. i'll go around the park and natter to myself. i'll take on personas and pretend to be interviewed as i'm doing stuff. um. i lost a good chunk of a story i wrote when they factory reset my computer about a character called jules who's really into glamrock and britpop who goes to a magic and music conservatoire and him settling in after being homeschooled for years because of his illnesses. this i'm not going to write anymore of. but jules lives in my brain.
end of the year: ask me a fucking question
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I posted 9,177 times in 2022
That's 5,882 more posts than 2021!
20 posts created (0%)
9,157 posts reblogged (100%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@megamindenjoyer
@lovecorecutie
@jivs-jam
@greentreesredhearts
@shadows-of-a-life-before
I tagged 1,579 of my posts in 2022
#good art - 270 posts
#sao - 73 posts
#pokemon - 39 posts
#fe4 - 36 posts
#fe13 - 28 posts
#fe14 - 26 posts
#video - 26 posts
#yeah - 20 posts
#the owl house - 17 posts
#dereality - 16 posts
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#it’s def my fav time of year bc it’s a roulette wheel of ‘why did they waste time making this’ and ‘this is the best thing ive ever eaten
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
if you saw me reblog the entire edelgard and monica tag at 6 in the morning no you didnt
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hi yes I am SAO mutual. Uhh idk what to say? Sinon is my meow meow and I love her until death she’s my girlfriend. That’s all I really can’t form any like important thoughts about SAO rn bye
YESSSS sinon is the the ultimate meow meow!!! may i interest you in joining the web novel sinon fan club too
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tagged by @bevertown :D
Rules: Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people. No skipping! but i did just a little bc i didnt wanna count game OSTs
1. Tipitipitipso - Caterina Valente
2. Soft Fuzzy Man - Lemon Demon
3. LIKE A CHILD - BOØWY
4. Perfidia (with Tommy McCook & The Supersonics) - Phyllis Dillon
5. Your Parent’s Cocaine - The Coup
6. Pinky Hook - Momo Asakura
7. L’angelo Incantevole - Caterina Valente
8. GIVE IT TO ME - BOØWY
9. Should I Stay, Should I Go - Patty Ryan
10. Romance Shitai - Maiko Okamoto
tagging uhhh! @torrentice @leylinedays @kireijaponais @pikespendragon67 @bagelblue @sapphieissleepy @orhideintheclosets @bristlefrost @bloodedgekindred
that’s only 9 so anyone else who wants to play go ahead !!
5 notes - Posted August 15, 2022
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SHARING MY BDAY HEADCANON SO I CAN SAY HAPPY (FANON) BIRTHDAY TO BLORBO FROM MY BOOKS
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mousedetective · 1 year
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I posted 32,642 times in 2022
142 posts created (0%)
32,500 posts reblogged (100%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@mousedetective
@strangelock221b
@transgendz
@infected
@mari-wrongway
I tagged 31,037 of my posts in 2022
Only 5% of my posts had no tags
#signal boost - 5,802 posts
#please reblog - 5,723 posts
#please share - 5,715 posts
#please help - 5,684 posts
#urgent - 5,307 posts
#mutual aid - 4,953 posts
#omg the awesome - 3,852 posts
#queuel beans - 3,790 posts
#omg this - 2,470 posts
#omg the cute - 2,164 posts
Longest Tag: 123 characters
#neither / both / bookstore / quilts / amethysts / depends on what i'm having it with / boots / neither really / both / both
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Help A Queer Single Mother Pay Her Bills In September?
Hi! We got our rent paid (thank you all for your help!), but I have no money left to pay bills and I also need to rehome my son so we have a chance to keep our lease.
I currently live in a 55+/disabled community, and my son is not allowed to live on the premises with us. We’re looking into safe alternatives for housing, but we may just need to put him in a hotel for a while and we don’t have the money for that. Tomorrow (9/7/22) we’ll learn more about options from the YMCA but we’re running out of time to get our lease renewed. There’s an Econo Lodge near our house we can send him to with his X-Box and some food, but for one week it's $117 a night. It’s the only inn in the area, and we might be able to get a voucher for my son, but I’m not sure.
We also have bills to pay. It totals $434.43 for all of our bills for the month, ranging from electricity and internet to catalog orders. Any help we can get paying them would be huge. The first bill is due in one week, and that’s the electricity bill.
If you want to help, here’s how:
P - https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/penaltywaltz
V - @penaltywaltz
C - $afteriwake23
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UPDATE: So yesterday (9/8/22), management at my apartment complex decided not to renew our lease. Our rent check hadn’t cleared yet so we took out money to buy groceries and things we needed to start packing and look for a new apartment. Management wants an extra $220 a month for a two month month-to-month agreement on top of our rent. We don’t know if this is legal but we’re not paying it just yet.
We are about to overdraft my mom’s account by $1200 if the check goes through and we need to cover that. Or we can cover my account, which is only overdrawn by $400. Either way, we have a lot of overdrafts and we don’t want to take out loans if we need to have an apartment complex run a credit check on us.
Any help is huge. Even $5 would make a big difference. I just want to get into housing somewhere else and not be homeless again because my disabled body just can’t take living in a car again, especially if we can’t secure housing for my son before we have to leave.
484 notes - Posted September 6, 2022
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WE NEED HELP WITH RENT!!!
My mom and I had to take out a bunch of loans to cover expenses and now we have nothing for rent. My mom is $600 overdrawn and I'm $140. We'll be getting our monthly payments soon but it's all going to be eaten up by loans that still need to come out.
I need to come up with $1,300 (which is rent plus PayPal fees) by August 3rd. This is an emergency, as three disabled people live in my apartment and there is no way we can survive homelessness again.
637 notes - Posted July 30, 2022
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Queer Single Mom In Need Of Help With Rent & Groceries - Please Read!
Hello! I’m the queer single parent to a bisexual son and one of the main providers for my household (which also includes my disabled mother). Due to some financial screw-ups I am going to be short on my rent and I really need to cover it (I know I have another post going around, but my overdraft is going to drastically change amounts by the 3rd of March so I’m taking it off, my phone bill got paid and our electrical bill debt is going into a special payment program as of our next bill).
What I desperately need now, by March 3rd at the latest, is $400 to cover my share of the rent and $257.97 to cover loans my mom took out to cover bills last month. This will help me keep a roof over the head of myself, my mother and my teenage son.
I could also use a little more help with groceries. My mother no longer qualifies for pandemic assistance food stamps in the middle of the month, and my son is eating us out of house and home. Plus extra groceries I can get for my mom before the 28th would be great, as she’s having extensive dental surgery and we don’t think she’ll be able to eat solids for up to a week.
I also need cat food and cat litter for my cats, if anyone can help with that. I have a Amazon wishlist up here if anyone can help with that.
If anyone wants to help, here’s some links:
https://cash.app/$afteriwake23
https://www.venmo.com/u/penaltywaltz
https://ko-fi.com/A034IPX
(EDIT: I owe PayPal $200 for some reason so this above account is my mom's, which will ensure the donations for rent get through)
666 notes - Posted February 24, 2022
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I know I still have loans to cover for my mom and myself, but we are in DESPERATE need of food. It's five more days until we get our food stamps, and we're out of milk, almost out of meat and cheese for sandwiches, and I need cream of mushroom soup and sour cream and evaporated milk to make at least three meals with. My kid is eating us out of house and home but I can't just not feed him. If I can get $50 that would be a HUGE help.
My P*ypal is [email protected], my C*shapp is  $afteriwake23  and my V*nmo is @penaltywaltz.
810 notes - Posted January 27, 2022
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Queer Single Mom Needs Help With Bills - Please Read!
Hello! I’m the queer single parent to a bisexual son and one of the main providers for my household (which also includes my disabled mother). We got the rent covered (thanks to everyone who reblogged and donated), but it took all of our money and we can't pay our bills this month. We need to raise money to cover things like car insurance, our electric bill, the storage unit we rent, and my overdraft with my bank and a few loan repayments. Our storage unit is the most pressing, since if we don't pay the $294 by the 10th it goes up.
I included a list of everything we need to pay below. I can get proof for all of it if anyone has any questions on validity. I'm hoping after I get this month and next month taken care of I won't need to ask for as much help; I'm in a debt relief program for my credit cards and some loan debt, and most of the loans I'm left with will be paid off by May 1st, which will free up $400 a month to put towards bills. I'll still need some help until my debts are paid off, but it will probably only be for one or two bills.
If you can help, here are some links to use:
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/penaltywaltz
https://cash.app/$afteriwake23
https://www.venmo.com/u/penaltywaltz
https://ko-fi.com/A034IPX
Here's what we owe money on:
Storage Unit - $294 PAID!
Car Insurance - $189.20 PAID!
Electric - $85.74 PAID!
Internet - $49.99 PAID!
Bank Overdraft - $58 PAID!
Loan Repayment 1 - $25.97 PAID!
Loan Repayment 2 - $105.99 PAID!
Loan Repayment 3 - $290.97
Loan Repayment 4 - $326.97
Phone Bill - $57 PAID!
Credit Card 1 - $65
Credit Card 2 - $35 PAID!
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I posted 4,589 times in 2022
60 posts created (1%)
4,529 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@empiria-caterima
@chiqita
@oddishblossom
@str-ngeloop
@inthetags
I tagged 2,004 of my posts in 2022
#yeah - 57 posts
#eurovision - 26 posts
#yes - 20 posts
#cool - 19 posts
#supernatural - 19 posts
#self reblog - 18 posts
#me - 12 posts
#tag game - 12 posts
#ask game - 11 posts
#the phantom of the opera - 10 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#i once told a customer a magnet was 90€ and they just looked at me for a while and i did not get it until they asked 'that expensive' until
My Top Posts in 2022:
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Tagged by @frost0wl to tag 9 books I plan to read this year.
I have to admit I don't plan to read them all this year 😬 just plan to read them... sometime...
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Trick or treat 👻
Look at Nietzsche asking for pets
(Send me "trick or treat" 👻)
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Tagged by @oddishblossom thank you!! loved your songs!
4 Songs I’ve Had On Repeat Lately:
Pas de Deux by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
REPRISE by The Lumineers
Migraine by Twenty One Pilots
Es atnācu uguntiņu - Latvian folk song (the song and dance festival version has been playing in my head a lot)
Tagging: @lalalalan @psychicbanana24 @drearywhispers @coldjellyfishsoul @bumblebee-bea and anyone else who wants to
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hey hyehyeyehye!!!!! i'll be going to finland in 3 days i'm super mega exited i'll be visiting mostly the south and the lake area and whie i'll be sure to enjoy the view i wanted to know if you have food recomandation? you are my closest mutual to there so you must have heard of some traditional dishes, i already have my eyes on karjalanpiirakka c:
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omg that's so nice!!!! good luck in finland!!!!!!! have been there only once when i was kid and i don't remember much, but only good vibes
the best thing i've eaten that is originally from finland: juustoleipä. i might be saying this just because i'm a cheese enthusiast, but it's a squeaky cheese that honestly does not have a lot of spice, but it's nice in texture and overall feeling.
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also idk how familiar you are with rye bread but i also recommend that! i honestly have no idea if it reaches south europe and if you already eat it regularly
you could also try the scandinavian salty liquorice but i personally think that food was invented by the devil and only demons can enjoy eating it lol
as for karjalanpiirakka i have no idea, never tried any! hope it tastes good!
anyway, enjoy your time in finland and i hope you will be able to escape the death heat of summer i imagine italy being!!! (although it will still be hot probably idk)
20 notes - Posted August 12, 2022
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Tag People You Wanna Get to Know Better
Tagged by @oddishblossom thank you!! Really liked yours!!!
Relationship Status: single
Song Stuck in My Head: Mamma Mia by ABBA it's because I read a post recently about the movie mamma mia and the song just... emerged
Last Thing You Googled: the try guys (bc i saw a post how they've... fell apart. they did.)
Time: 20:55 at the moment
Dream Trip: I would like to go everywhere starting with Alaska. I just feel like no one would be there and I could just be.
Last Thing You Read: your love is sunlight by doodlebutt. a wangxian au fix-it fic which was just so nice to read
Last Book You Enjoyed Reading: Golden Stage. Huh I really have not read any books since 2020 yikes. Anyway Golden Stage my wonderful enemies to lovers book loved it with my whole heart.
Last Book You Hated Reading: The Girl With Nine Wigs. Got that book as a gift ages ago, and it is probably very bad of me to say I didn't enjoy reading about a girl with cancer based on true events. But I won't lie, I did not like reading it all. The main character tried to be relatable with the reader but I never connected with her, so I guess that was the problem.
Favorite Craft to Do in Your Free Time: does assembling ikea furniture count? I've recently moved and everything in my room is from ikea now. And I even got a little toolbox kit from ikea!! Look at me go! I just have to learn how to make holes in the wall and then I'll be unstoppable.
If that doesn't count I would say creating little trinkets now and then? I don't really have time to do anything, but I like to do stuff like gluing glitter to an old key and putting it up on a wall, or tying something to a string and creating a cat toy, things like that.
Most Niche Dislike: I don't like cut flowers. Of course, if I ever get any, I'm polite and thank people, but overall I just don't like taking a cut flower and putting it in a vase to die.
Opinion on Circuses: The only time I went to circus was the only time I saw my biological father in person. I was eight and it was very, very weird and thus circuses has always been tied to that event in my life and I feel very weird about them. This event is most probably tied with me not liking cut flowers, because before that I had no opinion about them, but then my father came to see me and gave me flowers and I was very, very uncomfortable.
Do You Have Any Sense of Direction: Not really, I am really bad at it. However, after taking a few wrong turns I would find my way anyway. But I know people who are worse than me and cannot even follow google maps, so I'm not that horribly bad.
Woosh this was an interesting tag game that took me places I did not expect to go!
Tagging (no pressure): @empiria-caterima @coldjellyfishsoul @frost0wl @ante--meridiem
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