#aurelia: hm. fuck.

[rxsilabeth--er]

okay, i love reg and remus, so this is completely interchangeable i feel. also doing trans reg cause you seem to like it as much as i do.

a cozy night in the common room, all alone. he has a cup of tea and a book in hand with you wrapped over him. your embrace is warm, but he still feels a little cold. he just feels....cold even with your hug, so you know just the thing to get hin warm.

you move down, getting on your knees while he still sits on your couch, kissing his knuckles to convince him it'll be fine. he trembles under your touch, whispering at you to stop it, because someone might walk in and see. but then your tongue works at him, and his mind goes completely blank. and god he wants to marry you right here right now cause he's just in love with how you eat out his pussy. -🎸 anon

(Sexual smut. I'm gonna cry.. :>)

God he wants to marry you right here right now cause he's just in love with how you eat out his pussy. That is one way Regulus speaks his mind..

Licking his clit as your fingers shoved in and out of his cunt softly, rubbing his soft spots and softly pinching his clit when he moves too much. His noises are the cutest, it's not your fault that this little brat is too cute for you to resist, humming as you placed a tiny kiss on his clit, indulging in his moans and whines as his fingers twirl themselves in your head pulling softly.

One of your hands traveled down and held his thigh and the other his wrist tightly, making sure he didn't pull too hard on your hair as you leaned up to kiss him as he whined against your lip,

"Hm..moree!.." he whined out, softly kicking his leg out as you softly slapped his thigh, sighing..greedy as always, you rolled your eyes, taking your hand off his wrist as your fingers again went to his clit to rub tiny eight figures or circles irregularly as his voices became more high-pitched..

You kissed his hole, your tongue shoving itself in and out as his wet, greedy pussy tightened itself softly around your tongue, wetness coating your fingers, tongue and chin as you continued to eat him out...

Poor baby whining because he simply couldn't cum all alone, always begging for your attention and when he didn't get it became bratty..you couldn't complain cause you loved the way he looked with his face and pussy completely wet. Wet, squelching coming from his cunt as your plunged your fingers in continuously sucking softly on his clit...

"Ah..Fu-fuck~...gentle, please.."he whined out, trying to close his thighs around your head, making you slap his thigh again as she kept them apart, one of your hand tightly wrapped around his thigh as you continued to taste him on your tongue..

Softly snaking your hand up to his hip and you rubbed small circles with your fingered, squeezing occasionally as you tirelessly used your tongue and fingers..

"Pleasee!~ 's too good..I can'..No..I..ngh!" he whined, twitching softly as he came closer to cumming, sighing you figured to get him there faster by being a bit mean as suddenly a loud whine near scream fell from his mouth as he shoved his face in his book, coming undone on your tongue with his juices flowing down as your fingers pinched his clit...

Smirking, you kissed his clit as a sorry as you leaned up, kissing him. His taste still on your tongue as you pulled away, pushing your wet fingers in his mouth softly, changing your positions so he laid on top of you with you on the bottom. Softly suckling your fingers as he shook slightly, basking in the afterglow as you gently stroked his back with the other hand. Poor baby, so tired and in love with the way you eat him out~♡

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[theniftycat]

maybe my name should be outrageously megalomaniacal.

like

Augustus or Maximus sound too much

Aurelius is cheeky

HORATIO, but I’m not a Shakesbro

Octavius is like... yeah, I love Alfred Molina

Hector, like Berlioz??? but in the Trojan war I didn’t root for him

Maximillian... hmm... nice. also, Robespierre.

Apuleius???? never forget the donkey

I don’t connect with women’s names as much. Aurora? Berenice? do I want to lose my teeth?

if I try to make the names more non binary...

Aureli-- sounds like orly???

Octavi? like octopi?

Max is boring

Aurelium? hm...

Octavium sounds like a medicine

Maximillium? Maximillion? nope

Aurelia Maximillia is a fucking statue

it just ain’t it, chief.

I don’t wanna have a name. Cat it is then

[love-strawberry]

we made it.

summary : in which their family is complete and a marauder reunion is long overdue.

pairing : ben barnes x reader

warnings : language

author's note : this is so cute!!! <3 enjoy

tagged : @mrs-brekker15

part i

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[yvningshowers]

My moots as songs bc why tf not and bc my love is annoying duh

Find yourselves... below the cut...

Going in alphabetical order by ur url so u can find yourselves faster LMFAO

@cyancherub

CASSIE. Hi boo how r ya boostie yes hello bet you weren't expecting this LMFAO but... regardless I bestow upon you... ugh YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE ALDNOWJD but I think... I'm going with

Jidenna's Sufi Woman... dear god it's so good. Ur a bruja a lil it's true LMFAO and I LOVE that about you qojfiwjdow

OH AND idk this is like... idk. this. yeah.

@hajimoon

KRIS QOFJOWNEOR ok ok ok.... HEH I'm excited ok ok here goes:

La Santa Cecilia's Como Dios Manda (sing it to Momo.... I triple dog dare you... no ovaries u won't...) and Girl in Red's We Fell in Love in October if I am off... if the vibes are off... I'm gonna jump off a cliff Kris ok just tell me I did a good job and that I'm a good friend ok LMFAOOO

@izuukii

hey Scout know ur away from the platform! Just wanna say kiss and also I give you, since you've called your music taste pretentious LMFAO I don't think it is I think it's GREAT but I thought you might like a small hometown band heh so! I've got

Escapism by Pastime, a group from my old tiny ass hometown. Mad that this is the only song of theirs that I like RIP. It makes me feel nostalgia, and your pieces always do that to me

OH AND PANIC AT THE DISCO'S this. The title is too long 💀 but it gives me "I'm the shit" vibes and. I mean. I would hope you feel like that DAILY. AS YOU SHOULD.

@jozhenji

ANDYYY. Ok. Uuuuh. I... get thine vibes. I think. But I also don't think our music tastes line up AOHDOQJQO I am trying so hard. But a Bernadette Banner fan... might be a Florence + the Macine fan? Maybe? Oh gosh yeah this was hard

I give you Lady Gaga's Hey Girl? Oh this was HARD but this is one of my favs of all time

Or maybe Hozier's Jackboot Jump? Feel like ppl who enjoy sewing just are rebels at heart are we not? LMFAO

@katsupeach

Ah yes...... Emme. HM. I will say dear I'm not quite sure our music taste lines up. I do think yours is superior. LMFAO. So I will... try hard. Try very hard. Yes.

I am ALWAYS listening to Ella Fitzgerald's Someone to Watch Over Me and you're gonna look at me and tell me you DON'T meet a certain pro hero somewhere where this song is playing distantly and they see you and fall so hard they break their heart wide open? Yeah OK bud SURE

Oh and Sabrina Claudio's Problem With You when I heard this song first it put me in a TRANCE aodjoqjdow basically like how your writing does to me so there's that... yeah

May I... submit to you x and x OH and x just for fun which I think... maybe you may enjoy? Perhaps? Mayhapse? Heh

@kenzumekodma

AURELIA QODJOQJDPW ok ok... I do NOT think our music taste lines up idk why I just get that vibe? (THOUGH I DID LISTEN TO FUN'S SLEIGH RIDE ON DEC 1ST AND IT WAS SO GOOD) so I'm... this might be a miss ok and I'm SORRY but also the song makes me think of u ok so pity me fren for my doodoo music taste

Cleo Sol's Why Don't You. I DON'T KNOW WHY!?!?!? U just give me these vibes. I'm... it's so weird LMFAO like... very chill but full of passion? Bro that makes no sense LMFAO just ignore me 💀

@killerdabi

Vey..... hmmm hm hm hm. I get very... chaos bi vibes. And in that way we are very similar HEH so here goes...

Ashnikko's STUPID I mean... if I'm way off apologies my dear but you do CERTAINLY give me "I don't fucking need you... but stick around ur fun" vibes qijdoqjsoqj

BUT BECAUSE WE ARE CHAOS BI. Also Sza's Normal Girl... I COULD BE WRONG AGAIN BUT LIKE. Sad bi hours do tend to happen often to the disaster bi LMFAO.

@melodramaticmatter

Hehehe... Grace.... your music taste is a mystery to me LMFAOOOO so I'm going with songs that just make me think of you... idk ok this is like... might be a miss and I'm sORRY AOEJWIJDIW

Emiliana Torrini's White Rabbit... I just think you're a protagonist LMFAO and this song give me edgy protagonist vibes... everyone hated sucker punch FINE but at least the soundtrack had THIS banger

Oh and also Jolene but specifically Miley Cyrus' cover bc your voice reminds me of hers... do not perceive me....

@mindninjax

The great.... grand Quie. Quirasol. Marquie. Jax. THIS ONE WAS HARD I don't think our music tastes line up exactly but I'm trying SO HARD HERE AODJOQJD

I give you Allen Stone's Brown Eyed Lover... like... yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. One of my all time songs I will love it until the day I die. Your are also brown eyed and everyone loves you. Damn that's crazy hmmm it suits you so well hmmmmm

And Lianne La Havas' Never Get Enough of You. It's acoustic guitar...ish??? Or so you would THINK but then it has a little (a LOT) bit of kick in it that just like... it's raw. It's so raw. God I love it. Feel like ur soft and intense at the same time which REALLY I think fits this song

AND Pepe Aguilar's Me Estoy Acostumbrando a Ti shhh it's pretty and romantic and in spanish shhh

@moonmayhem

JACKS. I'm not gonna lie my good friend. This is gonna be hard. LMFAO. I like... I can just tell your music taste is v nuanced and it is SCARY LMFAO so if this is a miss... apologies I just want you to know I think you're so cool skdjqojdow

Going with... Billie Eilish's When I Was Older AND Pecos Hank's Sinful Refrain... I have no explanation they just both give me very you vibes. They're cool songs and you're cool IDK QOJWIEHIQHW I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH I THINK YOU'RE FUCKING SICK and I think the songs match ur vibe a lil if I'm wrong... just end me fam just kill me

@omiishii

Ah yes.... Junie.... hm. Idk ur music taste... at all really but you are... so soft. Here are my softest songs. I gib u kith. U r precious.

Peter Collins' Love Like and Love Like You from Steven Universe YES THE TITLES ARE SIMILAR bc the vibes of both are soft and lovely, like you... what can I say 😭

@patchworkpuzzle

QOHDOWHE PATCHY. Oh dear oh me oh my. Ok. Ok ok ok. Gonna be honest from our vibes alone... we have different music taste I THINK and I'm almost gonna guarantee that this is gonna be a miss but no matter! I lob u and will still do my best 😭

@prettyboykatsuki

Nina Simone's Black Is The Color Of My True Love's Hair (hm what Color is Sero's hair again? I forget...) it's a song FULL of love and adoration like u but it's kind of... spooky and magical which I think also suits you fren idk if I am wrong... I will gladly take the guillotine 😔

@petersparkle

Ah yes... my good, sweet, kind Sparkle... our music taste? Could align! Could not! I've no clue my good friend BUT I have prepared for you... songs that give me the most bestie and bubbly of vibes... bc you give me bestie vibes and so HERE WE GO SIWJSISI

Two Door Cinema Club's Something Good Can Work has an intro that kills me every SINGLE time and it makes me feel so giddy and qojdoqjso so do u so this BUT ALSO

Chloe x Halle's Babybird yo this track... one of my EXTREMELY underrated favs and for SOME REASON you remind me of Hawks aodjwiid and so does this track. It's a liiiittle adgy, and I feel like ur also a lil edgy heh

AND FINALLY. I see you with the Shouto pfp. I sense... u may be down for a lil sadness but not too much! Well look no further than madisenxoxo's Baby In Blue it makes me think of Shou... it really does but in a good sad way

Um so um this is. Here. Mali Music's Loved by You. This... it suits ur vibe I think Ari I just think it does like just full of love and care u kno? hope you have a nice day and hope u like the song we are new moots! So this might be off qkejqojiw apologies my good sir... a sweeping bow apology

@scummy-simp

LENNIE QOJDOQJ ok so deadass I was saving you for last and then... forgot 💀 BUT IT'S BC 1) I'M AN IDIOT and 2) bc I feel like we're similar as people which is BAD bc that either means we have the exact same music taste or it's the COMPLETE OPPOSITE (good test of that... do you like country bc I HATE it) SO. I'm going with two that HOPEFULLY you like dear god aodjqjjsjs I hope you like them if not I'm gonna crawl in a cave and be eaten alive by like. fleas idk

The Internet's Hold On and Ari Lennox's Shea Butter Baby they're both... absolute bangers and they make me FERAL AODJOQJA so I hope u like them... bc I think u r... a little feral too LMFAOOO

#I invite ME to this trend #if ANYONE wants more... hit me up qojfowjfow I have.... so many more #I want to rec ppl songs that make me think of them it's my LOVE LANGUAGE #but also my music taste... piss poor LMFAO #also if I missed anyone do ABSOLUTELY feel free to harrass me for ur song match I've GOT YOU #I WANT to do it plz #I could do this every day for the rest of my life LMFAOOO it's so fun #so sorry lennie but I GOT YOUR ASS NOW HEHE #moots I love... all of you you're amazing people did u know that #well now you know

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

your a coward that can't even write gay smut without help

i swear to fucking god aicha i will yeet you into the sun but for the expose you get a long snippet

A/N Herro peoples. Sorry for the longer than normal wait, this is partly due to the fact that ARGH MIDNIGHT STARFALL WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?! IF YOU HAVEN’T BEEN KIDNAPPED AND ARE TIED UP IN SOME DANK CELLAR YOU BETTER HAVE A DECENT EXCUSE!!! Sugar, well, she has to go to gym every day so you know, whatever. Midnight:What the fuck? Jeez woman! I noticed!! You’ve been spamming me with the news!! I’ve been trying to get Yandere Simulator to work. I can’t find a proper download for the launcher. It is for me. Deal.

Aurelia: Bruh. I typed the last two chappies myself. And video gaming is so not a good excuse. Stupid writing partners.

Okay anyway this chapter is dedicated to nobody since nobody reviewed and the ship is...SABRINA AND CHLOE!!!

Midnight: Technically,it should be dedicated to your hard work and the fact that I make a crap writing partner because I have these things called restrictions.

Aurelia: Hm, yes. You are a crap writing partner, but you are the only hardcore ML fangirl around so I put up with you. BTW, restrictions? What are those? Oh, guess what! A few days after tying this note and being too lazy and busy to type the actual chappie...NO MIDNIGHT! Ugh. Here’s your chapter. Maybe I’ll change the profile name just to annoy Midnight.

[chrysalispen]

forgiven - pt ii

couldn’t sleep so i wrote and edited smut. 

this is the extended version of the “forgiven” drabble from last year’s ffxivwrite 30-day writing prompt challenge. i decided not to write this full scene out at the time because the scene was already very long as it was and frankly i was running on negative spoons and didn’t trust myself to write a scene i liked.

anyway, firm lemony business so uh yeah. 

NSFW under the cut. Spoilers for end of 4.0, more or less.

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She grinned. "Consider yourself forgiven, then."

When his teeth nipped her collarbone hard enough she knew there'd be a visible mark the next morning it turned her laugh into a breathless and wanting thing.

"Thought you'd said I wasn't deserving," he murmured against her neck. She unfastened one of the buttons on his undershirt, and another, then slipped her hand under the loose fabric to explore a terrain of bare shoulder and collarbone. Gooseflesh rippled to life beneath her fingers when she ran her nails very lightly along the column of his neck, and Nero muttered a soft oath between clenched teeth. 

"Well," she said, worrying the last button of his undershirt open to continue her exploration, "you did ask me for a second chance, after all." 

The rhythm of rise and fall beneath her touch had become erratic, the quiet breaths near her ears audibly ragged. She traced lean ridges of muscle and bone and not a few old battle scars, up through the wiry golden hairs that lightly furred his chest, then following the same path back downwards towards the indent of his navel. 

Her touch faltered when his fingers slipped under the waistband of her smalls to trace along her flanks in a light and feathery caress. Rather than move towards the apex of her thighs as she had expected, his palms stilled in place as though invisible hands had gripped his wrists, and Aurelia found herself subjected to a long and careful scrutiny that, as it stretched into silence, became something approaching uncomfortable.

"What's the matter?" she murmured, brushing a stray curl out of his eyes. There was the sense of a pause before he withdrew his touch- only to move elsewhere. She took in a shallow and shaking whisper of breath when his palms settled instead over her bared breasts. "Nero, what-"

"If you'd prefer that we not..." 

He trailed off midsentence, the ball of one thumb rolling idly back and forth over her nipple in a small and almost absentminded caress while he seemed to consider his next words. The warmth that stole through her limbs in its wake was not an unwelcome distraction precisely, though it did make the wait to hear him out somewhat taxing. She kept her own breathing measured and focused her attention on his face. The expression he wore reminded her very much of their conversation back at the Reach after Zenos' attack: that selfsame uncertainty, lurking like a shadow of doubt beneath his desire. 

"You should know that this was not my intent when I sought you out," he said finally. "I meant to share a bottle of wine and conversation. Naught else."

... A rare sight indeed, to see a man like Nero Scaeva at a loss for words. Aurelia supposed she couldn't really fault him for his concern, all things considered- although at this precise moment in time she wasn't certain she would have cared even if he had stolen that bottle of Viandja and joined her with ulterior motives in mind. 

She twined her arms about his neck and arched her back to grind herself against him, hard and slow. Her arousal had become a nagging ache, an itch she couldn't scratch, and she felt as much as heard the catch in his throat.

"Of course it wasn't your intent," said the Warrior of Light. "It's mine. I'm seducing you."

The worried crease smoothed from his brow and the smile that replaced it made everything below her waist clench - whether in alarm or anticipation, she could not have said in that moment. "Are you?"  

There was something in the way Nero said those two words that made her skin prickle in warning, but she forged onward. 

Full speed ahead, damn the consequences. She wanted what she wanted.

"I am. And it occurs to me," her palms flattened against his tensed stomach and slid beneath the waistband of the breeches and smalls he still wore, "that you are still wearing far too much clothing to properly participate in this endeavor."

She ran her hand slowly down the hot and rigid length of him, felt the wet at his tip, felt the twitch of his shaft beneath her palm. The sound that came out of his mouth when she touched him made that momentary boldness more than worth it. 

It was also the only warning she received before she found herself tumbled onto her back and pinned against the ground beneath his larger frame, breath stolen in a fierce kiss. In a single swift movement her (quite damp) smalls were at her knees, then her ankles. As she kicked them away she watched him impatiently yank his undershirt over his back, then work himself out of his loosened breeches to toss after her discarded underthings. 

He returned to her in short order: warm sweat-dampened skin and heavy breathing, lean muscle and wiry angles point to point against her own softness. His hands found her hips, slid over her thighs, and when they cupped her knees her legs parted like water. His mouth claimed hers, soft and coaxing; at the same time she felt one finger, then two, finding her entrance with unfailing precision. 

She sighed and let her weight fall gently into the grass as her hips twitched upwards to rock against his hand, and registered in a distant sort of way the small and helpless whimpers that escaped her lips.  

Twelve above-

Her back arched in her efforts to meet those shallow thrusts- and it wasn't enough. The digits that pistoned inside her, the heel of his palm buttressed up against her core to stoke the fire in her veins with each rocking motion- it somehow only served to fan the flames. 

She needed more.

"Please," she panted. His lips stretched into a slow and delighted smirk. 

"Please what?"

"You know what."

"Hm. Do I? I'm afraid I find myself at a loss. Enlighten me, pray," he drawled against her gasping mouth, slowing the movements of his fingers inside her to a teasing pace best described as torturous, "o seductress mine."

Almost in an instant the breadth of her focus reduced itself to naught save that frantic corona of intensity he'd created with his touch. She could have screamed aloud, for she was well aware he knew what he was about, and he had to be in a similar state:  she could feel his cock, full erect and pulsing against the soft skin of her inner thighs. Could hear the uneven and ragged cadence of his breathing, could see the deep rosy flush of his skin. She knew exactly how badly he wanted her. 

But she realized now that, unwittingly, she had challenged Nero to a contest of wills: one he was determined to win. 

Of all the times for his godsdamned competitive streak to manifest-

"Nero, for the love of the Twelve-" 

"Invoking false gods, sweetling? Goodness, whatever will the neighbors think?"

"Sod the bleeding neighbors and fuck me," her legs flexed about his waist, "you insufferable thrice-damned bastard-"

"I shall have you know I was quite legitimate," Nero began, but whatever else he had been about to add trailed off into a groan, and the rhythm of the hand between her legs faltered. Her hand had found purchase about his shaft, a gesture she knew would not fail to distract. His fingers slipped from her entirely as she continued to touch and tease, only for his hand to close about hers - wrapped around him as it still was - and guide downwards until he had settled himself at her entrance and she found herself staring into his eyes, feeling suddenly and absurdly exposed.

That blue gaze was bright and intense, the irises of his eyes putting her in mind of a midday winter sky. She wanted him to take her, gods, she wanted to feel him inside her worse than she thought she had ever wanted anything in her life. When he did move she nearly forgot to breathe; she was so slick he had merely to adjust the angle of his entry and already- 

Aurelia inhaled, breath shallow and trembling, waiting for him to finish that thrust, to bottom out- and he didn't. Upon his withdrawal he teased at her entrance, lazily rocking his hips to grind against her - leaving her empty and twitching, the promise of relief well and truly withheld. She felt every last ilm of him from tip to base with each movement, as if he meant to remind her she was at his mercy.

Her renewed frustration manifested itself in an angry growl. 

"Godsdamn it, Scaeva!"

"You," he breathed against her lips, "did not yield."

"What?"

"Yield and you'll get what you want." 

He was smirking. Smug shite, he knew he'd won. "Oh for the love of-"

"Those are my terms, eikon-slayer. The choice is yours." The head of his cock, heavy and wet, teased just the barest of ilms within her entrance before he withdrew again. Up, back down only to linger in that same maddening hollow before repeating the motion, awaiting her response. "Do you yield?"

"I-"

"Do you yield?" he repeated. 

The patient tone of those words belied the heat that lingered in his gaze. He was near his limit- and she was well past hers. 

"Seven hells," her breath stuttered in her lungs with surrender, fingers snarled in handfuls of earth and overgrown grass and wild lavender, "yes, I yi-"

With one flex of powerful hips he surged forward and hilted himself. Aurelia cried out, the thread of that plea lost in heat and pressure and pleasure. Any other time that thrust might have been painful but there was the slightest breath of a burn and that was all; she was far too wet for aught else. 

His mouth met hers in a light and absurdly chaste kiss, one that she returned with an eagerness that almost embarrassed her, fingers digging into his shoulders. She waited, bemused, as he lifted his mouth away from hers to kiss the tip of her nose, then each eyelid, then the spot just below her third eye. She wasn't sure what to make of that brief tenderness and her mind was too lust-addled to ponder it beyond surface speculation. He canted his hips forward, pressing his hands against the backs of her legs to better align himself, and as he did she felt the adjustment of the angle within. She groaned and her thighs trembled under his touch but she didn't protest. 

"Alright?" he murmured. There was just a hint of an edge to his voice, a lust-riddled roughness that sent a small thrill down her spine. She responded by flexing to clench hard around the fullness inside her and watched something very much like pain twist his features. "Aurelia-"

"I'm fine," she whispered. She’d got what she wanted: the utterance of her name, the closest to a plea she knew he’d grant- at least for now. Releasing her tight grip on the grass, she touched his flushed cheeks, damp with sweat, and gently tucked a stray lock of his hair behind one ear. "Go on."

Nero tilted his chin just so to bestow a kiss upon her palm. The stubble along his jaw scratched and tickled against her fingertips. He was smiling down at her, a strange sort of smile she wasn't entirely certain how to take.

Then he started to move, in measured, firm thrusts that left her breathless, unable to do aught but moan. He had her pinned so securely in place that she could get no leverage unless it was to arch her back like a cat's to grind into him each time his hips pressed against hers. The slide and the friction, the way he filled her over and over, left her mindless and uncaring of anyone that might chance to walk past the gate and see them. The sounds of celebration faded into background static. 

She was drowning in pleasure, surrounded by the harsh gasps his movements wrenched from her throat and the soft sounds he made in her ear each time he buried himself inside her. His lips traced heated lines along her jaw, her throat, her ears. For those few blessed minutes, Ala Mhigo might as well have not existed. Eorzea barely mattered. Aurelia buried her face in his neck, tried to resist the urge to sink her teeth into the sensitive flesh at the juncture of his collarbone. She could feel her hand gathering at the curls on his nape, tugging at them with each of his movements, his breathing hot and ragged and-   

"Close," she barely managed the word, half-sobbed it between gasps. She felt the telltale surge of heat and the spark of sensitivity at her core and knew it for what it was, pressure building towards release. Her ankles locked about his hips, and there was the warmth of his hand resting on her belly, just below her navel, then- "Gods, Nero, right there-"

The insistent roll of his thumb over her coupled with the deep angle of his thrusts was enough to send her over, and this time she did bite, her teeth clamping down hard on muscle and flesh to muffle her cry. He let out a sharp and startled hiss and flinched beneath her mouth, but it didn't hurt him enough to keep him from riding out her climax. She clung to him as he kept moving, fucking her hard and fast now, chasing his own release now that he'd seen to hers: thrusts segueing into something arrhythmic and swift and shallow, punctuated by his gasping in her ear. 

She whispered to him in her turn, soft nonsense murmurs with her fingers still braced in a handful of sweat-damp blond curls, relishing his gradual loss of control and the tremor in his voice and the increasing desperation in the roll of his hips as he took his pleasure. After a few moments and a final thrust so brutal she knew they'd both bruise he wrapped his arms around her and buried his face in her neck with a deep and wrenching groan. 

He exhaled, his breath warm against her neck, and his weight relaxed carefully into the cradle of her hips - but his thumb did not stop its movements between her legs, and it was a matter of moments before she found herself flying again with a low and shaking moan. 

The intense radiating warmth of that second climax was much slower and sweeter with skilled fingers coaxing it from her, prolonging the heat and sensitivity until she could no longer bear even the gentlest of caresses and had to gasp in his ear for him to stop. 

They lay in close silence, their ragged breathing the only sound between them. 

Aurelia let her cheek rest against his and lost herself in afterglow, not yet willing to speak. There was the hammering of her heart in her ears and everything else below, wet heat and fullness and the lingering memory of acute pleasure; her veins felt as if they had been emptied of blood and filled with warm honey. 

Nero muttered something she didn't catch, his lips dragging against her skin. 

"Hm?"

"Need up."

"What?" She blinked. Her fingers were still idly drifting through the curls at his nape, still petting him. "Did I do someth-"

"Nothing you’ve done. Just a leg cramp." His sigh chuffed into her hair, as soft and warm as the rest of him, and then a rumble in her ear before he kissed it: "My blasted ankle's gone numb." 

Aurelia laughed.

With a soft grunt he shifted his weight and rolled carefully onto his back. The slick emptiness his withdrawal left behind made her wince, as did the dull and slightly burning ache that now followed, the incipient soreness that came of a vigorous coupling after long celibacy.

She glanced at her partner. He had roused himself to a half-sitting position and massaged his calf with a pained grimace, but once he felt her gaze upon him he returned it with a smile and flexed his leg a few times before returning to the ground beside her.

"You are quite the vision," he murmured. 

"Covered in sweat? Aye, I imagine so."

That earned her one of his saucy little grins before he wrapped his arm around her shoulders and tugged her fully into his embrace. 

She laid her head against Nero's still-heaving chest. His heart was pounding away, a strong and steady thumping beneath her ear, and the warmth of his hand on her shoulder was oddly comforting. After a moment or two his fingers drifted into her hair and tugged sweaty tangles of honey blonde away from her nape, and Aurelia let out a soft and contented sigh as he ran his fingers through her sweaty hair. 

Hells, she could fall asleep right here, just like this. And right now, sleep sounded so very tempting. Her eyes fell shut as she let herself drift, very much on the verge of dozing off in his arms. They'd have to dress and decide where to go and what to do next, she knew that. The others were going to come looking for her eventually. 

But oh, what a wonder it was: basking in the echo of a wholly mortal rapture with no interruptions forthcoming and not a care in the world. She had needed exactly this, whether Nero had planned it or not. 

Meanwhile, the engineer had found the sore spot on his neck where she'd bitten him. He was rubbing tentatively at it, wincing. 

"Really, sweetling, I'm aware that I'm quite the tumble-"

"And as self-deprecating as ever, I see."

"-but you didn't have to be this rough. That's going to leave a mark for days. Are you certain you're not actually half-baras?"

Aurelia opened her eyes, scoffed, and swatted lightly at the thick curls on his head, wet and tousled and-

"...is that grass in your hair?"

"We did just swive in your old backyard. I should think the stray bit of nature in one's locks would be part and parcel. Speaking of which..." He reached over and plucked a blade of ryegrass from a tangle it had found behind her ear. "You appear to have picked up a few hangers-on yourself."

"What on- ah shite, Scaeva," she said, but there was no heat in it, not with the soft and helpless laugh that accompanied the epithet. "We look like we just rolled out of a haystack. The entire city's going to know what we've been about."

"Assuming they would care if they noticed at all. I’d wager most of Ala Mhigo's likely got up to the same business tonight, so let them judge if they like." One of those fluffy brows quirked upwards. "...Unless you're having a bit of buyer's remorse?"

"Hells no," she said without a single hint of hesitation, and this time it was Nero's turn to laugh. 

He started to help her pluck the stray pieces of grass from her hair as she did the same for him. She couldn't help but giggle at some of the stranger places where the blades had stuck to skin, and he was chuckling softly in his turn. As time passed the grass-plucking turned to much softer touches, which turned back into kissing, and finally, Aurelia found the willpower to tangle her fingers in his hair and drag his mouth away from her breasts.

"Stop," she laughed, somewhat breathlessly. "Look, we've got to at least manage to get our clothes back on. Otherwise we'll have to do this all over again in another quarter-bell."

"I would say 'there are worse ways to pass the time' but this damned Gyr Abanian soil is hard as rock. Absolute murder on the knees." Nero's answering grin was appropriately devious, his teeth flashing in the moonlight. "What say you we procure a more comfortable - and private - venue?"

Aurelia perked up at this prospect.

"....One with a nice hot bath, I hope?" A good bath and a proper bed - not a sponge-down and a hard cot in a Resistance pavilion - sounded lovely.

"Naturally." He reached for the bottle of Viandja, amazingly undisturbed for all that it had remained in such close proximity. "Finish off the rest of this wine while we're at it?"

She found herself grinning back. "Naturally."

Zenos yae Galvus had been wrong. She wasn't anything like him, not really, whether she could match his strange strength on the battlefield or not. She wasn’t a savage predator to be hunted for his amusement, nor a pet to be kept, nor even a fearless automaton to play hero only to be shoved into a closet when it was inconvenient.

Not a beast and not a hero. Just a woman. Just herself.

And she was, just now, immensely grateful to her friend for the reminder.

#lemony meringue goodness #chrysalispen writes #aurelia laskaris

[turianosauruswrex]

16, 17, and 18 for the OC or OCs you might want!

Thank you!! I’ll do...hm, how about my cleric Aurelia, my monk Seraiah and my still-new sorcerer kid Katya, mostly known these days as Grief (named for exactly who you think she was lmaoooo). I play...a lot of D&D whoops.

16: their dreams Aurelia very often has recurring nightmares about that one time she died, but I like to think that when she isn’t reliving the worst day of her life she just has very pleasant but vague dreams, like the kind where nothing’s really happening but you’re content and at peace. Her dreams would feature her brother and her friends just chillin’ with her and lots of flowers. Like a truly absurd Midsommar level of flowers.

Seraiah doesn’t actually dream! She’s kalashtar, which in D&D lore is a race tied to exiled spirits from the dream plane, the quori, and who, instead of dreaming, experience the memories of the quori bound to their soul. Seraiah’s was a soldier. She’s...never been thrilled about this whole situation.

Katya doesn’t usually have dreams, either, but that’s mostly because she’s too exhausted for them lmao. When she does they tend to be the kind where you’re being chased by something but don’t know what, or where you’re looking for someone and cannot find them no matter how hard and where you look. Sometimes she’ll dream her best friend is still alive and those are always the worst.

17: their ambitions Aurelia wants to, in order, become worthy of the super special magic spear that belonged to her ancestor who killed an evil death god, defeat the evil vampire king that’s taken over her country, and become queen herself. She has a lot on her plate lmao.

Seraiah wants to split one god, Grizmoth, titan god of technology, into two halves, each more chill than the whole of their parts, and kill another god, Freyk, major god of mischief, entirely. She cannot and will not stop until these are accomplished.

Katya’s actually pretty chill with where she is. She runs a small but effective criminal enterprise, has a couple loyal sidekicks, keeps an eye on her town’s kids and has successfully hidden from her mob boss parents for about six years now so she wouldn’t say she wants for anything too much. There is this changeling that fucked with her recently, though, and she’d like a Word with them. Oh, and whoever killed her best friend, she’d like to find them and murder the shit out of them but that’d probably put her back on her parents’ radar so she’s been hesitant to pursue that.

18: how they sleep Aurelia doesn’t like to sleep alone, so she’ll curl up beside whoever she’s closest to and hold their hand or rest her head on their chest, depending who it is. She’s very physically affectionate and would cuddle all the time if she was allowed to. She sleeps heavily and does not wake easily or quickly.

Seraiah sprawls out like a starfish if she’s alone and clings to the other person/people if she’s not. She has to have some kind of background noise like a radio to fall asleep; silence at any point but especially when she’s trying to sleep is not an option.

Katya is quick to fall asleep and quick to wake up. She can sleep anywhere, anytime, but sleeps best when she’s holding onto her old green scarf and unless it’s an incredibly unusual circumstance will not sleep without it.

#asks #stepperous #aurelia volpe #seraiah levine #katya fyodorova #yes katya is named after multiple pathologic characters #yes so is every npc in her backstory #yes her best friend was named artemy

[soraavalon]

Gilmore: So I heard you're wanting to purchase...

Theron: You're Gilmore!

Cassius (OOC): Oh my god.

Alaryk (OOC): Wow. That's quite an impression.

Theron: L-listen f-full disclosure, full disclosure; I've been drinking for two hours because I've been on the road for several days and I just, I just remembered all the stories that the Voice of the Tempest, Keyleth, you know Keyleth. She told me a lot of stories about you.

Gilmore: Oh yes, lovely girl. How is Keyleth doing, by the way?

Theron: I immediately shift into sad drunk mode, "I don't know. She hasn't been back to the Ashari in so long. I left, what if she's there and I'm not. There's so much [something]

Gilmore: Umm, why don't you come back when you're sober. I'm afraid we can't really do any possible business while you're under the influence.

Theron: My friend sold you the dragon egg.

Gilmore: Pseudodragon.

Theron: He-he was supposed to give it to me, but he sold it, so I want buy it from you.

Gilmore: Hm, that's odd because your friend made no mention that he was going to give it to you.

Theron: Well he's not really my friend, he's a dick! He's a racist dick to elves and he scared the horses so I hit him and he's a dick. But we're traveling together so I guess he's friend, I don't... I'm not used to being in cities, man. Civilized people are so... I made a coat, I'm having a coat made and I told them to send it to your store in Emon.

Cassius (OOC): Oh my god, I forgot.

Alaryk (OOC): Oh my god.

Aurelia (OOC): Oh fuck, that's right.

DM: He looks kind of speechless, like he's...

Theron: Listen, listen, I'm drunk. So when I'm sober...

Gilmore: Please, come back when you're sober.

Theron: Alright.

Gilmore: We'll also discuss you having sent things to my store.

#D&D mischief #Tal'Dorei campaign #Tal'Dorei Recap

[nokikissa]

Whooooooooo did it, beat the story of borderlands 3 now. It took me 42 hours but I think I got still like some of those fight wave of enemies arena things I could do but I’ll look into that later, I did all the crew challenges and side mission outside of those type of things.

Story and character wise it was a bit of a mixed bag, there were a lot of things I like and couple things I really didn’t like, but all in all I had fun, the gameplay was excellent, and most likely I will play it again, to co-op with buddies or to try out different vault hunters.

Putting more in-depth thoughts about some story and character things under the cut, extreme major spoiler warning as I’ll be talking about like big plot moments and such.

I quite like most of the new characters they introduced in this, I’ve only played Fl4k and loved them, but from everything I’ve seen I feel like I’ll love the other new vault hunters as well. The Calypso twins were delightful villains, very entertaining but also like I couldn’t wait to get to kill them lmao. And then there’s like Ava, I loved her and her relationship with Maya that was good stuff. And Wainwright I quite liked as well, and I was very happy that Hammerlock finally has a boyfriend and is in a good relationship. And also Lorelei and Clay were both good too, tho I probably like Lorelei more of those haha.

How it handled some old characters tho.... That’s a bit mixed. Like I liked a lot of them: Lilith, Eliie, Tannis, Maya, Zer0, Sir Hammerlock.... Even Rhys! They got Rhys down surprisingly well in my opinion! Obviously he was bit more comedic and doofy but like it was still reminiscent of how Rhys acted in like comedic moments of tales, I could recognize where they got his personality from and so on, it was fine!

...Which makes it even more baffling that they fucked up Vaughn so completely that with Vaughn it feels like the writer maybe got a super vague description of the character at best which had been passed down through multiple people twisting it around like a game of broken telephone. I just don’t understand where they pulled some character traits for him at all.... During the game I tried my best to ignore his existence, which worked well for a long while until the game made you go back to pandora and made him story relevant again, god every time he spoke my reaction was like “please shut up...”

But. I knew that was coming. The Commander Lilith DLC and promotional pics and so on made it clear ahead of time that I would not like Borderlands 3 Vaughn. I had had time to go through the stages of grief and resign to being all well I’m gonna be one of those salty tales fans and keep on drawing content of like tales Vaughn and ignore the rest of the canon for him.

So anyway I was really liking the story during like the Promethea Atlas Vs. Maliwan Arc actually, Rhys and Zer0 and their interactions were fun, Katagawa was an enjoyable villain as well, I just hope the fandom don’t make him annoying to me... So yeah that arc was good and fun.... and then the Promethea Vault happened. I am still a bit on the fence about how I feel about Maya getting killed off. On one hand, I did not see that coming and it did get an emotional “Nooo D:” reaction out of me, which well I’ve seen games with similar character getting killed off scenes that are supposed to be a big deal but my reaction is just like “ok”, like Borderlands 2 with Roland for example. But like yeah I didn’t want her to die, and it feels like kind of a waste cos let’s face it in 2 she didn’t have that much personality since the game didn’t do voice lines for the vault hunters reacting to the story etc. So now she was finally getting to be her own character I feel like aaaand then she dies. :/

And then we moved on to the Eden 6 arc and initially I was excited all Oh get to meet Hammerlock’s Boyfriend! But soon my excitement soured............

So Aurelia’s evil now huh.... And like cartoonishly evil...... Man I hate what they did with Aurelia in this game, it really smashed my good mood coming from the promethea arc to this.... Like in pre-sequel sure she kept claiming herself to be evil and a bitch and so on, but yet when Jack did like actually horrible shit she did not agree with those, she felt bad about Felicity’s fate and didn’t agree with Jack killing the scientist, she even objected when Jack was killing off all claptraps! But nah here’s she’s evil, murdering people left and right and also fucked Troy Calypso cos idk she evil now  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Like god............ I really didn’t expect Aurelia of all the characters whose portrayal I’d be having this much issues but here we are... I guess I’m more pissed about it atm cos as I said with Vaughn I knew what was coming, but with Aurelia I kinda feel Bait and switched by the promotional material cos in all of those that I saw they showed like both the Hammerlocks and Wainwright standing next to each other so you know I was expecting her to be an ally, like maybe she and Alistair had started to tolerate each other and so on but NOPE! Go kill this character you like! Thanks a lot gearbox...

That’s the major issues I had with characters I suppose, Tho it is a bit disappointed Maya and Zer0 were only vault hunters from 2 that showed up. Would’ve been fun to get more personality for more of them. I did find some echo logs involving Krieg at one point which were interesting, aaaand according to like the sort of background filler assets Axton does porn now lmao. Also hmm where were Athena and Janey? Fiona and Sasha? So many characters missing... I know they’ve said probably more characters show up in dlcs, but still. Story wise kinda funny tho, like did Lilith contact the vault hunters from 2 for help at all? Were all of them like “sry I’m busy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “??

Also one weird bit about the Eden 6 arc, it felt kiiinda out of place for borderlands that there were npcs being all “Oh man I sure love the Jakobs family they treat me well”, borderlands has sorta been all “the gun corporation suck” beforehand... I suppose the Promethea arc was bit too pro corporation in some way, but with that at least mostly the npc I saw were like “Rhys says he’s trying to do good with atlas... hm we shall see how that’ll pan out...” suspicion, but with the Jakob there were characters being all oh Jakobs is so great such good corporation :)

At the end side of the game you could get sooo much lore about like sirens which I loved, translating the eridian artifact things like clarified on like how sirens come to be and all which is great! According to that siren in her life can choose who specifically inherits her powers after she dies, or “release her powers into the unknown” which when described kinda gave me the impression that it’ll pass those onto some baby that’s born at some point, which yay clarification on the whole are sirens born as sirens or do they get their powers later: answer is both!

And it appears that Angel decided to pass her powers onto Tannis before she died? Which is interesting. And aw Maya chose Ava to inherit her powers.

That ending tho..... uhhh isn’t Elpis an inhabited place? How did that whole thing affect the people living on elpis lmao....?

And god that ending credits song, it is fitting but I just can’t take it seriously asfsfdggs...

i guess I’ll now move onto talking about the gameplay....

The gameplay was great. Same old Borderlands gameplay except with some improvements making it better, and that is exactly what I wanted from the game.

I especially love the way the guns are now and how much variety there is between the manufacturers, and even within them! Like previously I rarely liked to use shotguns in borderlands games, but in this one I fell in love specifically with the Maliwan Shockwave shotguns, and when one I had started to be too low leveled I desperately tried looking for new one everywhere lol.

And also Atlas gun’s smart bullet gimmick is so good especially now that I played on console, I know I joked about that before the game came out I’m sorry Rhys lol.

I really enjoyed the environments in the game, the planets looked cool and unique, and the maps were interesting. And god some of them are so huge! Which does cause some issue tho... They are weirdly stingy with ammo vending machines. In previous games they usually had ammo vending machines before like boss fight rooms, but in this one nope! Most of the time they only have those in like beginning of the map or like where fast travel points are? That’s annoying... And another issue is that the maps are big and sorta maze-like at times, so even though you have the mission marker in the mini map, I still needed to constantly open the map to see how to get to it, you can’t just go straight in the direction of the mission marker.

Gotta say, I was bit disappointed that we only visited Athenas to get Maya, I was hoping we’d return there cos the planet was very pretty but nope....

Fl4k’s gameplay was really fun, I got the skill that lets fl4ks pet heal you and man that skill is a lifesaver, there were some boss fights I survived purely because of Mr Chew keeping me alive by reviving me lol.

I did encounter few glitched that caused me to have to restart the game cos some mission objective got stuck somewhere and I couldn’t advance, that was a bit annoying. But it was only very few and like well into the game, compared to the hours I played it feels like a pretty good track record for playing a game right on it’s release haha.

So uh yeah. In summary again: Extremely fun gameplay, mixed bag story and characters. Had fun, will play again.

#lol enjoy my +1700 word thoughts on the game #pointless text post is pointless #bl3 spoilers #i really mean the spoilers thing for real yo #borderlands 3

[dbphantom]

Canon: Zane Flynt fucks

Me: haha u know what this means ;))))

Me:

Me:

Me: merfolk glamour time

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Alright but for real tho u wanna see how deep I am in this fucking universe? Lego

I don't even know where to begin with this universe (Zer0 is an alien! Hammerlock is a werewolf! Troy is psychic! Tannis is a skag! Wait, no, wrong shitpost...) so imma open the 140 page document and start from the beginning

Annnnd Clay! Junpai-7.

When Zane meets Clay for the first time he mentions they did a smuggling job together on Junpai-7, u know, the water planet, so obviously this is good news (This made me super happy because my discord channel's name had been the junpai-7 moon pool for a while so I was like 'holy shit it's canon now' :') )

Timeline wise this isn't the beginning, but I don't write in chronological order and I don't order anything in chronological order, either, so. Eh.

Speaking of chronological order, I once got a line where Zane was like exclaiming something and used the moon instead of idk a god or powerful figure or smth and I was like 'lmao that's canon now'

So the moon... Elpis fucking got yeeted halfway across the galaxy or smth, and, considering we've seen (more) ocean on Pandora in 3 instead of just, like, Liars Berg (getting to THAT) or Tretchers landing, I feel bad for the tides. But that's good news for everyone else. Unless you were on Elpis, I guess.

Also hoh boy the 'end' of the game where Troy Phaselocks the moon was fun to write (it actually wasn't, I lowkey hate writing Moonstruck phases because... It hurts and I can't do it well.) also can we talk about how in tps the psychos are called Moonstrucks in tvhm because this makes me so happy. I really hope they did that intentionally considering H2O is an Australian show because my two favorite things combined can and will kill me. Wait actually the Troy boss fight is gonna be hilarious to write mostly because of that one attack with the tidal waves lol oh no

Also, also, also, you guys it's only explained in a guide book and never actually in-game as to why Captain's ship is Like That (TM) so I took some liberties and uhhh blame the Crackening. I mean the crackening happened after dahl pulled out of Pandora/Elpis so it works. It sorta works. It mostly works. Fuck. It works okay? shut. That's why Liars Berg is all frozen ocean [shoves 3 page essay about climate change on Pandora into the trash] don't need that anymore.

I was gonna talk about smth else

Oh yeah

Mostly brain freeze and trick of the light. That one meme video I made of Tannis and the Flynt Brothers imposed over that one clip of H2O (so let me get this straight: you freeze things, you explode things, and you boil things) wasn't just for laughs, it was actually a warning.

Each Flynt has a thing and Zane's is ice, Baron's is explosions, and Captain's is fire. (Glorious cleansing fire) Because it fits. It fits so well. I will say right off the bat that Mako Mermaids isn't my canon. I lowkey want to write out Charlotte as well (lol) because I've seen the 2nd season so many times and tbh I much prefer them having 1 really strong power over having 3+ really weak powers. Also Charlotte did nothing wrong in the first half of that season. Cleo was just a bitch to her. And Mako Mermaids is just. Not great on the power side of things. You can TURN INVISIBLE. USE IT. Soooo. (also cam got destroyed in s1 and I'm so glad they ended up making him work in s2 and 3. Because he deserved better and Zac was a terrible friend to him and only got away with it because he's a main character). /rant sorry I have so many feelings about these shows. Grew up with them soooooo.

And if ur wondering why I brought up trick of the light it's cause the 13th year exists and that movie was bopping. U guys remember Jess? Good times... Tuba pool scene is iconic. U know the one. I would also bring up aquamarine but ngl that movie was weaksauce comparatively. They hid that bitch in a water tower and iunno talked to earrings. Meanwhile in the 13th year they bring Jess back from the fucking dead and climb on walls like Spiderman. Clearly one is superior.

"but cruddy Aurelia has ice powers too and she's not a mermaid" no she's a werewolf like her brother we already went over that. Did u think I was kidding? No! I'm never kidding unless I am and I fucking love werewolves so I'd never kid about that. I love werewolves and I love Hammerlock and it's perfect I just love the idea of this gentlemanly hunter being a werewolf because I want to see a giant hulking monster being all proper and shit. They're just really cool. Werewolves > vampires and ngl I'm sad skyrim screwed over werewolves with the dawnguard dlc. Anyway Aurelia's ice powers are nanobots as explained in-game and listen I already lore-scienced this okay? Let me say it's amazing the things science is capable of when it thinks it's trying to beat out a competitor and doesn't realize non-Siren magic exists. Even better now that we know Sirens are not Eridian and actually existed before Eridians. Makes me giddy to think about. The universe is tearing me APART Lisa.

Oh speaking of, can we talk about the witch's brew quest on eden-6 because holy shit I had been writing Hiromi and her fascination with discovering all the secret circles long before the game came out and then learning about the group of witches and The Pact (TM) made me lose my shit because 'oh my god it's actually canon now'. We're on the canon path nowwwww. Soon. I hope we get a water planet dlc. I wants it, GB, I wants it.

Also I was totally gonna write a clip in the main story of the game (because I write a lot of backstory stuff if you can't tell, I only have like 3 scenes that take place during the events of the game and like 4 that are speculatory from before the game came out (including a scene from before I realized Troy was Like That but I edited it so he's more in-line and also has Maya's powers now so that's... Hm. In line with the storyline somewhere, but not an actual scene in the games story. Because its not possible with how the game does things (seperating Vault Hunters) I suppose I could just insert a 5th Vault somewhere and say it's the 4th Vault connected to the Machine (with nekrotefeyo's being the 5th). Fuck it.) and then 9,000 are backstory) where Hiromi comes back after like decades of the two not seeing each other and she's been hired to assassinate Zane by one of the many corporations looking for his corpse for a multitude of reasons (And Emma and Nino are both d e a d a s f, you know, for context). And like Barnabas (ya old bastard) Zane is still joking around and just having a grand old time catching up with his black ops buddy meanwhile she had just tried to blow his brains out (she's a sniper) and got pretty damn close. She's not even amused because of her psychic powers so she's just like 'ok' every time he opens his mouth because she already knows what he's going to say she's mostly just frustrated that she missed because she thought she knew him well enough to go off instead of just listening to her intuition but alas people change after, like, 3 decades of not seeing them.

Oh since we're talking about Hiromi that reminds me why Zane wears the black suit. In my non-h2o universe it's because it looks cool and provides some protection from dots. In the H2Oniverse it is because it's waterproof. Okay wait hang on context so Hiromi doesn't like take off his suit or anything, she's extremely gay and not interested, because I realize now how that sounds me relating Hiromi to the clothes, they just get into an argument about how Sirens don't have to follow any arbitrary rules to hide their magic and how it's easier to hide magic without giant glowing tattoos (and mind you this is before Zane even knows Tannis exists though he does immediately know she's a Siren and that's a whole nother can of worms) and hr's like 'I wear a bodysuit for most of my waking hours, so I am pretty sure they can try wearing long sleeved shirts and makeup for a day. Just a suggestion' but like way more in character (and for the scene) because do I sound like I'm in character right now? I'm not. I'm me. And God what a terrible thing to be.

So context for the context: ~magic is real~. If you've got it then you can usually tell who else has it if you're looking. It's especially clear if they're 'similar' to you (if ur a werewolf and u meet another werewolf then you sorta just know they're a werewolf) or if you're psychic (like Hiromi) then you can make some informed guesses. Like. Same Hat? Same Hat!!! Sirens are basically such powerful magic users that they are in literally a whole nother ball park. They're leagues above everyone else. Kill you just by looking at you sort of deal. So sirens normally don't feel other magic because their own magic is so strong it just 'overwrites' the other signals. You know, to not only explain why Lilith isn't immediately like 'who the fuck are you' to Zane and also how Amara couldn't tell Tannis is a Siren. I had a whole thing with Troy (who is psychic) being able to tell Zane had magic despite being near 4 Sirens at once because Troy grew up with Tyreen always at his side so he's used to it and knows how to look through it. Meanwhile Hiromi is basically incapacitated when she's near a Siren because she gets overwhelmed because her powers make it easier for her to read other people's magic.

Oh, context, the black ops outfit worked with Atlas for a short time (the group being Zane, Hiromi, Emma, and Nino. Emma is the yeehaw captain. She's the leader) and ended up meeting Steele for a little bit. Hiromi was just dead the entire meeting, Zane was totally out of it, and Emma and Nino were too busy eyefucking to really care that there was a Siren in the room so. Just imagine one person lying face down on the floor and crying, another staring at the wall without blinking, two undressing each other with their eyes, and then Cmdt. Steele standing in the middle like 'how the fuck did I get here'.

So that was everyone's first experience with a Siren.

There are more but ehhhh I'm tired and I mostly wrote this because I wanted to talk about it with someone else but they haven't read the whole thing yet so now I can scream into the void about it and not feel like I'm bothering them.

Hooray!

#Borderlands #Me walking into the club like what up I'm about to make 0 sense #Who wants to hear about the au literally nobody else wanted?? #Bl3 #I realize this fandom is actually active on here so I'm slightly scared posting this #Since the last H2O au thing I posted was fucking RvB from God uhhh 3-4 years ago now? Fuck me #I put this in the queueueueue so I won't know when it goes up so I'm not anxious #Oh this is the context by the way #For that picture I posted #That I'm never going to bring up again

[falselyprofound]

[takes a shot] a’ight, i still have a lot of Tim thoughts - like a lot - so i’m just gonna dump ‘em all on one post to cut down on spam. might update this post over time, might not, we’ll see

spoilers for bl3 and the heist dlc. (also bltps and bl2 spoilers but that goes without saying)

It’s still so weird seeing a borderlands title card that actually uses a character’s first and last name. Especially since Tim’s last name is only mentioned once in an optional log, and most characters w canon full names only have one displayed. (Rhys, Sir Hammerlock, Aurelia, etc.) Like I guess there’s Jakobs but... y’know. that’s because it’s a plot point. But even though I’m massively overthinking it, there’s something nice about tim breaking the pattern. The guy who got called by the wrong name for ten years definitely deserves to get his identity acknowledged by the fourth wall

still feeling real :( about how Ember is introduced. tl;dr, she and tim used to be a thing, but then he just up and vanished one day without so much as a word. the way he describes it paints him in a very bad light, and both him and the player are expecting her to be mad at him... and then you actually meet her and she’s just like “oh shit, i remember tim. is he ok? he has a miserable fuckin life”. like that shit caught me way off guard. the self-loathing is strong in that one, huh.

part of me wonders why tim never took the mask off. for all his hatred of jack’s face, he didn’t do a lot to change his own over the past seven years. like, i know it’s mostly just gearbox wanting to keep him recognizable, but I do wonder about the story implications. maybe he needs it on so he can get through the jackpot’s security. maybe he just doesn’t want to think about the scar jack gave him. or maybe taking it off’ll just detonate his face. hm. I dunno-- maybe that actually gets explained at some point and I just haven’t found a vid of it yet.

sidenote; i’m still fucked up about tim’s hand ok. like, as if getting involuntary plastic surgery wasn’t bad enough, jack just more-or-less hacked the guy’s hand off and replaced it with even more hyperion tech. and then he has to saw it off again by himself. doesn’t even get the vault hunter to help, just straight up shoves his arm in a laser beam so he doesn’t die. like damn bitch what the FUCK.

god. do you think tim knows about all the people who have died since he got stuck working on the jackpot? like... Nisha, probably -- Jack was pretty pissed about that, so if he actually gave enough of a shit about Tim to remember he existed then there’s a good chance he probably ranted about her death. Wilhelm, maybe, though not as likely. but aurelia? roland? lilith? angel? does he even know she exists...?

wait shit does he know janey and athena got married? did he miss their wedding. i swear to god.

am i putting too much thought into this character? almost certainly

borderlands is not a series i think too hard about. mostly bc it’s a comedy series known for its heavy reliance on meme humor, and its plots are too grand a scale for me to really connect to. (not necessarily a problem w the series’s structure - it’s just not really my cup of tea.) so it’s kind of wild that one of the few things about the mainstream series that resonates w me, is the character who was literally a cash-grab dlc designed for people who wanted to play as Jack in TPS

but damn if you pause to look at any aspect of his life it’s just. sad.

one of his first lines is just him forgetting how jokes work, because... well...

you good, man?? you good??

this isn’t even getting into that whole “tim has some of jack’s dna that gives him violent impulses” thing. or the motivational stuff he wrote on the walls of his room.

or how he’s been stuck in character/otherwise isolated for so long, that he actually forgets his own name if you idle near him for a couple of minutes. (“Tim, I’m Jack, I’m Tim, I’m Jack. Get it together, Jack! I mean, Tim! I mean... goddammit!”)

i mean i could get into those things, but that’s such a deep rabbithole i’d be here all night and i got shit to do

anyway tl;dr-- i’m both mortified that his life somehow managed to get worse after the events of the pre-sequel, but positively delighted that he still gets his happy ending.

if ever there was a character in this series that deserves it, it’s Tim. No fucking backsies, Gearbox. Do not take this away from him.

#pointless post #bl3 blogging #bl3 spoilers / #this got... way longer than i expected #but then again it's not like i get to talk about Tim very often #so fuck it lmao

[bitchesofostwick]

OC rivals, 7 & 15?

thank you!☺️

7. “sleep is for the weak!” vs “sleep for a week” haha emilia is definitely the first one. right from the start of the Blight, she has the “i’ll sleep when i’m dead” mentality, at least until alistair softens her up a bit. ellinor is the opposite, she will not think about anything to do with the Inquisition if she’s within ~10 feet of a bed hahaha.

15. optimistic vs pessimistic. hm they’re honestly somewhat realists more than extremes (i’d go as far as to say aurelia’s a chaotic good nihilist) but i think emilia is most optimistic. not in a bright cheery way that you would think, but more like “everything will happen the way i want it to because i’m setting my mind to it and i will not fail.” i guess? aurelia is more of the pessimist but not in like a constantly “woe is me” way, more like a “we’re all gonna die one day anyway so let’s take down the entire fucking chantry organization while we can.”

#bluekaddis #emilia #aurelia #ellinor #answered

[gun-nun-blog]

HIM

Aurelia didn’t really want to kiss anybody- but the chances to be tackled by a bunch of doggos sounded too good to pass out on. So supporting the guild, she tosses her 100g. That was the worst mistake of her life.

“hm?” Suddenly, this green slimy demon-- emerges from out of nowhere, and appears. Quickly, Aurelia pulls out her rosary-- ready to exorcise this monstrosity once and for all.  It comes closer.

“Stay back!” She holds it forward, hoping it would repel the spirit. It doesn’t.

It stares at her. She stares back. Another step forward. Another step back.

 “You.” 

The green creature says, in a voice incomprehensible to man. Aurelia shakes her head over and over as she falls over back on her ass.

“No...no no...no. Goddess please no.”  She’s kissed plenty of things, and would kiss many more things-- but not that.

The thing. Presses it’s lips against the nuns and disappears just like that. Muttering under her breath, she added.

 “What the fuck?”

Seriously, nani the fuck?

#4 #closed #im crying #kappa ur supposed to be with RAGS #NOT!!! WITH MY NUN #im a serious rper

[jedezeilepasst]

last 1. drink? Water 2. phone call? Johanna aka joey aka niglet aka enimem 3. text message? Peter aus Wien (i know she hates it but she still loves me) 4. song you listened to? Boys - Jeans for jesus (not a surprise, I kNOW) 5. time you cried? Last night??? 6. dated someone twice? Uhm... i don't think so? 7. kissed someone and regretted it? Kinda? 8. been cheated on? No 9. lost someone special? Yes 10. gotten drunk and thrown up? Well... yes favorite colors: 11. Blue 12. Grey 13. black in the last year have you 14. made new friends? Yes :) 15. fallen out of love? Ha, yes 16. laughed until you cried? yes 17. found out someone was talking about you? Aha yes 18. met someone who changed you? Deffo yes 19. found out who your friends are? Yes, yes, yes. 20. kissed someone on your facebook list? Not sure about this one general: 21. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? Uhm, pretty much all of them? 22. do you have any pets? nooo :(( 23. do you want to change your name? This is hard... I wanted to change it for so many years but now I'm just like fuck it idc 24. what did you do for your last birthday? Went brunching with a friend 25. what time did you wake up? 8 ish? 26. what were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping as I'm a grandma you knkw 27. name something you can’t wait for? Our festival next spring. I Am SO Exited already woah 28. when was the last time you saw your mom? lol. Uhm. Like almost 2 years ago??? 29. what are you listening to right now? Jeans for jesus..... 30. have you ever talked to a person named tom? Yea; but it was yeeeeeears ago 31. something that is getting on your nerves? When girls are in a relationship and suddenly don't have time for their girl gang anymore like seriously 32. most visited website? Twitter 33. hair color? blond 34. long or short hair? Medium? 35. do you have a crush on someone? Hahahahahahahahhaha where do I start? 36. what do you like about yourself? My music taste! And that I'm doing something good for our city with working for Lauter. That I can steam a proper cappuccino with latte art on it 37. piercings? No. Not even my eas 38. bloodtype? Idk? (Should an adult person know this???) 39. nickname? Some people call me Pas but only like 3 or so 40. relationship status? single 41. zodiac? Cancer and feeling all the feels all the time, yup 42. pronouns? she/her 43. favorite tv show? Orphan Black, West World, New Girl 44. tattoos? 14 LOL 45. right or left handed? right handed 46. surgery? none 47. sport? i run to the tram station almost everyday? 48. vacation? i havent been to berlin this year and it's really bothering me so I need to go there soonish. 49. pair of trainers? What? more general 50. eating: hummus and avocado 51. drinking: water or wine 52. i’m about to: keep watching youtube videos of qcknd 53. waiting for: tomorrows event to go well (pray for aurelia and me pls) 54. want: to do: sleep, pls 55. get married? Nah 56. career? Uhm....öppis mit Medie. Like what I do fo Lauter is acutally my dream job but I'm not getting paid for it (yet) which is better 57. hugs or kisses? Hugs !! 58. lips or eyes? eyes, yes 59. shorter or taller? taller 60. older or younger? Depends, but usually older 61. nice arms or nice stomach? idk?? 62. hook up or relationship? Uhm... relationship I think 63. troublemaker or hesitant? Yeah it depends 64. kissed a stranger? Yes? 65. drank hard liquor? Oh yes 66. lost glasses/contacts? Yes! 67. turned someone down? yes 68. had sex on the first date? Yes..... 69. broken someones heart? Not sure about this one 70. had your heart broken? Yes. 71. been arrested? no 72. cried when someone died? As I'm crying like all the time, yes. 73. fallen for a friend? Nope do you believe in 74. yourself? Sometimes 75. miracles? yes and destiny 76. love at first sight? Hm... maybe? Idk 77. santa? Oh 78. kiss on the first date? Yes, why not? 79. angels? Uhm... yeah somehow? other 80. current best friend’s name: I can't pick one? But my closest friends are Karla, Alina, Joey (Enimem) and Lisa 81: eye color: mine? Blue-ish 82: favorite movie: vicky, christina, barcelona

#alina #you're also the only one reading this lol #love youuuu

[uorallstars11-blog]

Day 2: Aurelia Says 2.0

I’ve been up now for almost 40 hours, which I haven’t done in years, that’s how you know I’m back on UOR! What made me come back after being gone for 6 years? Hm.. More free time and the fact that you guys have been Aurelia deprived for way too long. Since you last saw me, I’ve been killing it with the modeling, moved to Europe for about 3 years and did a shit ton of traveling. I was dating Jacob for about a year after I Challenge U, but he turned out to show his true colors and proved to be the actual fuck boy you all see on TV. He still contacts me to this day, he actually called me 2 days before I left to come here. In that small brain of his, there’s still “hope” of there being an us. As I’ve told him numerous times, there’s never ever going to be an “us” with Jacob Kannidy’s name in that sentence. But I wish him well... I feel like I’ve matured a lot since my last times on Under One Roof. I sometimes go back and read old blog archives from season 12 or All stars 6 and I seriously cringe at my posts lol. They’re so bad, omg... But it’s good to be back though, so far it’s been fun.  Freyja is here, thank fucking GOD. We’re like best friends in real life so to have her here will definitely take the edge off of the game when shit gets crazy. Kai is here too! Anyone who knows me knows I’ve always been a HUGE Kai fan ever since his season so it’s awesome being on the same show. He’s actually kind of intimidating and coming from ME you know that shit means something haha.  Ryder’s also here.... we’re on the same team. Aside from being from the same season, I think he’s a fake ass, coward piece of shit..so there’s that. I don’t like how he handled the whole Freyja situation 2 years ago, and it’s not like we were ever the best of friends in New York either. He’s pretentious as all hell and just a shit person and honestly I don’t know how I’m going to be able to work with him. I don’t know Katie, I obviously don’t have anything against her because she actually is the innocent one in all of this but I still think Freyja should pull her aside and talk to her. It just makes shit less tense and she’ll look like the bigger person in all of this. It really should be Ryder who should at least acknowledge Freyja but that hasn’t happened, he’s just been ignoring her the whole time...I’m so shocked. Whatever, hopefully this whole mess finally settles because you can chop the fucking tension with a machete. But no matter what, I have my girl’s back. 

Aurelia