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#autistic illumi you have my heart
wensvol · 3 years
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i really love the idea of hisoillu where illumi can and WILL kill anyone that mocks him, but he lets hisoka do it because it’s more fun to see his husband go batshit
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asexual-abomination · 2 years
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Part two for adult trio x short(4”11) autistic female reader plz
Assuming that she married all three of them, she’s now pregnant, then a time skip to where she’s holding her triplets.
Fluff plz
This is definitely a bit out of my comfort zone, but I gave it my best shot!
As always, I have no formal education in writing, so any advice is sincerely appreciated!
Content/Trigger warnings: Mentions of canon- and genre-typical violence (nothing explicit), implication of yandere themes, childbirth in general, children in general.
Hope you enjoy reading!
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The cot you laid in was just slightly cold, made infinitely worse by your chilling sweat that soaked it. But it was soothing to feel, now that the worst of the discomfort was over.
You held in your arms two of your children, with Illumi standing across the room holding your third. It was clear that the baby he held took after him, his deep black eyes reflected in the child’s innocent gaze.
To your side, Chrollo sat with a look of sheer amazement, occasionally reaching out to pat the hair of the baby nearest to him, who sported soft grey eyes, currently closed in quiet sleep. The final child, with bright yellow eyes that so clearly took after your red-haired clown, was simply asleep in your arms, his father having left hours ago and not yet returned.
Hisoka had gotten ‘antsy’ during your labour, and had left to get some of his irritation out. You shuddered to think of what he might be doing for that.
There was a knock at the door, and a voice announcing themselves as the lead nurse. Illumi stepped back over to your bed side, placing down the child he had been holding into your arms, before walking over to the door, likely using Nen to vet that this was true.
The person who entered was dressed in the same uniform all Zoldyck butlers wore, Illumi having refused to allow your labour to take place anywhere else. They were quiet as they milled about the room, checking all the machines that measured your vitals under the watchful eyes of your husbands.
“So...” Chrollo spoke softly, filling the silence with comfort, “Do you have any ideas of what you might name them?”
The question threw you off a bit, but Chrollo seemed content to let you think for a while. It was going to be a big deal, naming the children of some of the most infamous people on the planet felt like the strangest responsibility.
The nurse stepped over to you, politely informing you and your husbands that they needed to do a quick checkup on each of your children, not yet reaching out for fear of their hands being cut off if you or your children were touched without your consent.
After a nod from all of you, the nurse picked up the baby that took after Hisoka, handling him with the softest care as they checked some basics and vitals. It wasn’t long before another knock at the door indicated the return of your missing husband.
As Hisoka waltzed in, he received slight glares from both you and your other husbands, but he disregarded all of it to walk right up to your bedside.
“How’s my darling heart feeling, hmm?”
“Better. A bit tired but... better.”
“That’s wonderful to hear, how about you take a quick nap?”
Confused, you gestured towards the babies in your against your chest, trying to show him why you couldn’t sleep just yet. At the same time, the nurse leaned over, gently returning the yellow-eyed baby to you, before reaching for the next, the child that had previously been held by Illumi.
You moved to allow the nurse to pick up the next baby, before glancing over at Hisoka. He was frowning with his eyebrows furrowed as if he was confused as looked at the baby that had just been returned to you.
Without a word, he reached out a clawed hand to the infant’s head, and a small part of you suddenly understood the instinct to protect your child. Yet, when his hand reached them, he simply let it lay there, with his thumb resting on the bridge of their noise.
For a long moment, he continued to look confused, before the softest smile you had ever seen on his face appeared.
“How cute...” seemed to be all he could muster, as he suddenly took a polite step back, glancing at his own hand seemingly in bewilderment.
The nurse returned the second child, and reached over for the final one. As you watched the nurse go about their business, you felt the waves of tiredness lap sluggishly at your mind, though you refused to close your eyes until your child was back in your arms.
Once the baby was returned to you, the nurse began to speak again, both to you and your husbands, though you didn’t quite have the energy to tune in. You sank into the bedsheets and your own exhaustion with a quiet sigh.
You likely wouldn’t be leaving the Zoldyck estate for a few months, maybe even a few years if Illumi got his way, so you would have all the time you needed to catch up on whatever the nurse was saying right now.
In that moment, you felt a hand on your forearm, soft and warm, and you didn’t need to know who it belonged to, because it didn’t matter.
All that mattered now was that your family was safe.
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Thanks for reading!
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softmafia · 3 years
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𝔐𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱
I finally got around to making a masterlist after what seems like forever lmao. The basics are:
My requests are open, feel free to send anything in! But please note that I take a very long time to get to every ask that comes in my inbox, I’m also a huge procrastinator lol.
My nsfw tag is #BooNsfw so if you’re uncomfortable with nsfw, or are a minor, feel free to block it!
Actually, minors DNI period lmao
I don’t have strict rules, just no gross stuff ok? lol.
I only write for the Hunter x Hunter character; Hisoka, if you couldn’t tell by my blog name, lol, but there are some of my older posts that have been Adult Trio requests.
Update: I’m open for roleplaying! But I would rather someone else be Hisoka bc i suck at being him😭I don’t have strict rules, just send me a message!
Disclaimer: The order these are in are oldest, to most recent, I highly recommend you check at my most recent because they are so much better. 
Some of my fics have been deleted bc, well, I’m very insecure. lmfao. Don’t feel distraught if one of your favorites has been deleted, im very sorry, I just couldn’t sit right knowing that those fics exist, you’re happy to request it again, or a similar scenerio and I’ll happily redo it! 
I’ll label which ones are nsfw or sfw. Some of them have nsfw themes but it’s not the entirety of the fic, the warnings will let you know.
(both sfw and nsfw) Hisoka Relationship Headcanons Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Strictly nsfw headcanons More Headcanons, some very nsfw
(sfw) Hisoka Reacting To His S/O sobbing
(nsfw) Hisoka smut request #1
(sfw) Snuggles
(sfw) Married to Hisoka and Living on a Farm
(sfw) Heartburn
(nsfw) Sweet
(both sfw and nsfw) S/O With Horns
(sfw) Hisoka Scares Off Ex
(sfw) Obsessed With His Cards
(sfw) Disabled S/O Pt. 2
(sfw) Cryptid S/O
(sfw) Scars
(sfw, contains Adult Trio) Miss Universe
(sfw, Illumi and Hisoka) Wonder Woman
(sfw) Harley Quinn
(sfw) Autistic S/O
(sfw, Illumi and Hisoka) Blind Reader who Regained Sight
(sfw, Illumi and Hisoka) Time Traveling and Meeting Their S/O
(sfw) Filipino S/O Pt. 2 Pt. 3
(sfw) Tomboy w/ a Dance Studio
(sfw) Childhood Bully
(sfw) Saving from a Toxic Household
(sfw) Hisoka Meets Triplets
(sfw) S/O That Understands
(sfw) Y/N Gets Angry Easily
(sfw) Vampire S/O Pt. 2
(sfw) Meeting Y/N’s Parents
(sfw) His Baby
(sfw BUT has one nsfw mention) Bossy S/O
(sfw) Hisoka’s Subtle Tests His Test Backfires
(sfw) Convincing You To Do Stuff With Him
(nsfw) Hisoka’s Birthday Smut
(sfw) Huge Pack Of Dogs
(sfw) R&B S/O
(sfw) Tango
(nsfw) Short S/O Tops Hisoka 
(sfw) Flirting With Hisoka
(sfw) Obsessed with His Hands
(sfw) “What’s So Special About Her?”
(nsfw) Pegging Hisoka
(sfw) Kurta S/O
(sfw) Jealous Reader
(sfw) Bunny S/O Dog S/O
(sfw, but NSFW themes) Y/N Mistakes Hisoka For A Character
(sfw) Tall S/O
(sfw)  Sparks fly, it’s like electricity I might die
(nsfw) Hisoka Scenarios 
(sfw) Y/N’s Hair Changes With The Seasons
(sfw) Dragon Reader
(sfw) Pretty Boy
(sfw) Gamer S/O
(sfw) Waterfalls, tearing you apart
(sfw) Mad Hatter
(sfw) Starlove
(nsfw)  “Don’t give me that look.”
(sfw) Gon’s Sister
(sfw)  Knight in futuristic armor
(sfw)  Y/n’s death, Modern AU
(sfw)  Jubilee Line
(sfw) Once Upon A December
(sfw)  Captive Heart
(sfw)  A bit of Normalcy
(nsfw)  Pet Play - Hisoka Morrow
(nsfw) Hisoka x Winged Reader
(nsfw) Hisoka with a flat chested s/o
(nsfw) Gentle Giant
(nsfw) Miss Jackson (Hisoka x Enemy Y/n)
(sfw drabbles) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
(nsfw drabbles) 1
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mewtonian-physics · 5 years
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hunterxhunter, neon genesis evangelion, death note, fullmetal alchemist, uhh (spins wheel) the devil is a part timer
i’ll go in reverse order lol. we’ll start with devil is a part timer
haven’t heard of it | absolutely never watching | might watch | currently watching | dropped | hated it | meh | a positive okay | liked it | liked it a lot! | loved it | a favorite
don’t watch period | drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes | give it a go, could be your thing | 5 star recommendation | ???
fav characters: least fav characters:fav relationship:fav moment:headcanons/theories:unpopular opinion: how’d you find it: [sigh] my brother watched it and he said it’s goodrandom thoughts: the wackiest premise ever
fullmetal alchemist:
haven’t heard of it | absolutely never watching | might watch | currently watching | dropped | hated it | meh | a positive okay | liked it | liked it a lot! | loved it | a favorite
don’t watch period | drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes | give it a go, could be your thing | 5 star recommendation
fav characters: I like Ling Yao!least fav characters: Ummm… I don’t like that priest dude. Father Cornello?fav relationship: greed and ling’s entire existence is funnyfav moment: haven’t actually watched the show~ but i do love that scene where Ling is like ‘i don’t speak your language bye’headcanons/theories: Uhhhhhhhh idk. I bet one of the big-shot dudes is evil. I know there was a genocide so it’s hard to believe that there isn’t at least ONE bad guy in there.unpopular opinion: scar did nothing wrong. i, i hope. how’d you find it: it’s famous. so… yeahrandom thoughts: i still can’t believe ling is fifteen. wtf.
Death Note:
haven’t heard of it | absolutely never watching | might watch | currently watching | dropped | hated it | meh | a positive okay | liked it | liked it a lot! | loved it | a favorite
don’t watch period | drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes | give it a go, could be your thing | 5 star recommendation
fav characters: L, Mello, Mikamileast fav characters: Higuchi, Demegawa… not huge on Takada tbhfav relationship: they may not have gotten much screentime but whether it’s romantic or platonic, i’m addicted to mello and mattfav moment: Lind L. Tailor!!!!!!!!headcanons/theories: 
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unpopular opinion: the ryuzaki persona theory is bullshit and whoever came up with it can catch these handshow’d you find it: I don’t even remember at this point! XDrandom thoughts: i actually don’t hate near anymore… i think i know why but i’m not sure anyone else would get it rip
neon genesis evangelion was already answered!
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y’all know what i’m about huh XD
haven’t heard of it | absolutely never watching | might watch | currently watching(for like the third time) | dropped | hated it | meh | a positive okay | liked it | liked it a lot! | loved it | a favorite
don’t watch period | drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes | give it a go, could be your thing | 5 star recommendation
fav characters: Kurapika, Killua, Alluka, Melody, Neferpitouleast fav characters: ILLUMI. BITCH-ASS PINCUSHION MAN. FIGHT ME. i’ll tear out your shriveled up little heart and feed it to my cat.
also hisoka, chrollo, palm, and tserriednich, with varying levels of hatefav relationship: sorry what was the question? i didn’t hear you i was thinking about leopikafav moment: all of episode 47. ALL OF IT.headcanons/theories: [coughs] i have… some theories, yes. not all good ones though. uhhhhhhhh headcanons let’s seeeeeeeee. i fully subscribe to fess @werewolfsona‘s ‘kurapika is autistic’ theory. im SO there for that. melody as well. ummmmmmmmmmmm what’s another good one. oh! i think pouf played violin in his pre-ant life. he may not remember it specifically but it’s stuck with him on a subconscious level, which is why he can play it w/o any learning.unpopular opinion: NONE OF THE BASTARDS ARE HOT. literally it’s just… it’s just not a thing so like shut UP weirdos. especially don’t tell me illumi is beautiful. i’ll kick your asshow’d you find it: a friend introduced me to it! i’d never even heard of it before that :0 random thoughts: i still want mizaistom’s job. fuck you, furry. give me your fucking job.
Thank you(also thank you @woble and @dairymold) XD
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