#autistic recipes

[caffeinatedopossum]

For all my fellow ADHD and soft voice-havers when we get interrupted/can't say anything constantly

#bro having conversations is so hard #i swear my voice is literally at the perfect frequency to make it barely audible to anyone without superhuman hearing or smthn #the amount of times no one hears what im trying to say #so i cant interrupt because im not loud enough and i also cant TALK OVER people because overlapping words is #like the perfect recipe for a sensory overload/autistic shutdown

[lazycranberrydoodles]

portrait practice with SILO characters rahhhh (for each i tried to work from reference as much as i could and then switched to tracing so that they Looked Right.)

#juliette nichols did unthinkable things to my mind and body (reference to bigtop burger: kid) #you know the post about scifi being sweaty women in tank tops covered in dirt. yeah #the silo writers: ok so theres an antagonist who wears all black. and is the only one in universe to do so. and he has big beautiful eyes #they visited the 'My Favorite Character factory' and stole the secret recipe. i feel so catered to #the main character is a grimy autistic engineer with tattoos (for the first 2 episodes. then she gets a new job 😔) and i love her a lot!!! #its a mystery scifi. it's not what i usually watch but the worldbuilding was really good #you could tell the set and costume design had a lot of love put into them #and the plot was intriguing to follow #do i recommend silo? #yes. its a good show :) #these are portrait practices from august. faces are still currently my least favorite thing to draw but they are slightly easier now #silo #silo apple tv #art #my art #silo fanart

[wynnyfryd]

re: autistic eddie munson i need someone to write him inappropriately fucking CACKLING when steve asks him out/tries to kiss him/tries to get spicy

either because he’s too nervous or too excited about what’s happening

not even like cute little giggles. i’m talking big mood-killer belly laughs until both of them have to turn their backs to each other because they can’t breathe when they make eye contact

oooooh

and then they sit on either side of a closed door with their backs pressed to it and dirty talk/jerk off

steve getting all whimpery like ‘eddie please let me open the door now i’m so close’ 😩

#sharing this recipe everywhere until somebody bakes me the cake #steddie #steddie fic #steddie prompt #steve harrington #eddie munson #autistic eddie munson #eddie munson headcanons

[punkeropercyjackson]

Hobie would diy gifts for Miles in general but for i keep fixating on him making them Little Pet Shop's figures for some reason.It just fits

#he'd also make him homecooked mcdonalds recipes <3 #punkflower #t4t punkflower #hobie brown #miles morales #ace hobie #team dad hobie #unlabeled hobie brown #trans hobie brown #autistic miles #transmascfem miles morales #pastel punk miles morales #kidcore!miles morales #atsv #the spider within #btsv #spiderverse #spiderman #spiderfam #spider society #spiderband #lps #💌 #summerposting

[positivelyqueer]

Accessible Chef is a website with recipes with visuals and simple language steps.

Each step is broken down into smaller steps.

It has user submitted recipes, some using imperial measurements and some using metric measurements.

There is a tool to create and save your own recipes with visuals.

#Hope helpful to someone :) #accessible chef #recipes #accessibility #disability #disabled #autistic #Intellectual disability

[url0cal-weird0]

sooooo I need advice. I'm a mid support needs autistic, I was diagnosed October 25th :] I need advice though, I wanna ask for a caretaker, but I'm scared I dont actually need one so imma just list what I need help with and see what y'all think

-showering, sensory problems and I lose energy but I can its just hard

-brushing my teeth, sensory problems and I forget

-time management

-going places without my parents bc I usually wander off and do impulse stuff like staying on streets longer than I should or going without looking (not bc of mental health)

-cleaning bc of pdas I also need someone to body double when I have the energy

-a friend bc I dont have many, esp to info dump to

-cook bc I get hungry a lot when my parents are busy and I don't have a sense of danger so I usually get hurt

More that I cant think of, the problem is convincing my parents if I do need one and also I don't usually trust adults so someone closer to my age would be better but my parents would call it "sexual" for them to give me a shower

#recipes #autistic things #actually autistic #autism #autistic community #asd #neurodivergent #autistic experiences #autistic teen

[exponentialb-zukas]

u look like a guy who can make good bbq ribs. drop the recipe

Beef ribs Recipe

-20g Salt -20g Whole Black pepper -20g Onion Powder -Ribs, 300g for single portion Grind Salt and Black pepper together, mix in onion powder, Rub it on the ribs Warp your ribs in aluminium foil, put in the Oven for 2 hours at around 130-150C Take the ribs out and let it rest for an hour

If you got a smoker then I'd personally use Oak for better smokey flavor. You'd want to smoke it for 3 hours while flipping every 30 minutes or so before putting it in the oven. Happy?

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//guys im sorry i got way to autistic here #like i actually researched stuff #i knew how to make em just not the smoking part #im too poor for a smoker #i like ribs tho #man im HUNGRY #if any one of you tries this recipe ill actually pay you guys/hj

[confinesofmy]

i'm rewatching hannibal and its such a rich portrait of the infantilisation (yet also exploitation) of autistic adults. like will graham really is out here fighting for autonomy and peer respect and mutual empathy and just a goddamn ounce of understanding and he's doing it all while his brain is cooking in its own juices and his new best friend/therapist is trying to figure out if he wants to fuck him, kill him, eat him, or all three but if so which order.

#jack when he likes what will is saying: 'will graham is a twisted genius he's incredible and no one can do what he does' #jack when he does not like what will is saying 'hannibal how crazy is will on a scale of 1 to 10? no i wanna keep him on the case #'i just want to discuss with a 3rd party how nuts he is so later i can say i wasn't ignoring it' #and meanwhile hannibal is absolutely sticking up for will. he is advocating for him! and mentally constructing recipes for his flesh #:/ #that's why it's so hard being an autistic adult #people at work don't respect you or your opinion even though they somehow also are always looking to you for information? #and everyone wants your pussy so bad they might have to kill you about it #it's awful #adam talks too much

[justabirdboy]

A meal for when spoons are low :)

Are you out of spoons? Do you need to get a meal in you in less than 30 minutes? I have a tasty recipe for you!

It's tuna and rice. I know, very simple, but it's tasty!

Cook 1 cup of rice with 1 cup of water, let the water come to a boil with the rice in it! Cook on medium heat for about 10 minutes (this isn't an exact science, you might need to adjust the recipe depending on what rice you use).

Grab a can of tuna and drain it. Then mix it in to your rice.

If you're feeling spicy you can add some veggies or sauces! I like mayo and teriyaki sauce on mine.

Ingredients list:

- Rice

- Water

- Canned tuna

- Vegetables (optional)

- Sauce of your choice (optional)

You can double the recipe and it keeps well in the fridge if you let it cool down before you put it in.

I hope this helps someone!

#low spoons #low spoons recipe #low energy #actually disabled #autistic #actually neurodiverse #actually autistic #actually adhd #actually audhd #chronic pain #chronic fatigue #actually mentally ill #recipe #food #cw food

[rjalker]

easy ""recipe"" for disabled people.

at least 1 can great value / store brand roast beef, or whatever meat you want instead.

you can add vegetables if you want but I loathe them.

instant mashed potato flakes, or actual mashed potatoes.

milk, or heavy whipping cream or water, or whatever you put in mashed potatoes. Anything that's not plain water will make them taste a million times better. (especially if you have shitty tap water like we do)

butter or whatever else you put in mashed potatoes

can be done in the microwave or on the stove top.

dump can of roast beef into bowl or pot, break up the chunks of meat. (or don't, if you like big chunks)

Add butter and milk, stir, and heat until warm. Not boiling. It's unnecessary.

Add the potato flakes a bit at a time and stir in each time until it's as thick as you want it. Feel free to add more milk or whatever.

There you go. roast beef and mashed potatoes. without having to use a giant heavy crock pot. or chop potatoes.

Tastes good cold too.

if you want to figure out actual proper measurements, go ahead but I'm too lazy. I'll just wing it each time.

#food #recipes #actuallyautistic #actually autistic #cripplepunk #actually physically disabled #actuallyphysicallydisabled #disabled recipes #low spoons recipes

[creepyscritches]

I've never understood why people closely guard recipes :/ ain't it the point of yummy food to share it with people

Gave my buddy my banana chocolate chip cake recipe a few months ago and he just texted me a pic of his sixth cake he's made bc he loves it so much. Why would you withhold that kinda joy from someone!!!

#Creepy chatter #I make it for friends' birthdays and he'd always get so excited lol #My man here you go. My mommy and I made it a lot growing up and even my autistic dog knew the recipe it was so tasty #She'd get bites w/o chocolate chips ofc but she'd bark at us when it finished baking a few seconds before the oven timer

[j4y-stardustt]

Being autistic and having a ed sucks

I like sqeduals, always did. I plan in my breakfast at 12, dinner at 6.

Rn it's 1pm and I haven't had breakfast yet and my mind is going crazy!, but I woke up late so ik it's not my fault. So I'm just gonne go eat even to I find it rlly hard when it's later than what I planned ☹️does anyone know how to deal with this?

#autistic things #actually autistic #ana rant #disordered eating thoughts #ed vent #skinnni #tw restrictive ed #st4rv1ng #ana trigger #tw ed implied #ana recipe #3d f4sting

[elrohirtheneurodivergent]

Autistic people of tumblr, give me all your best recipes for autistic people

By recipes for autistic people I mean it has tofulfill some specific criteria such as:

as few ingredients as possible

as few opposing textures as possible

must not be bland in taste (has to have a lot of taste)

Might add on to this list in the future

#recipes #cooking #autistic people #autistic #neurodivergent #autism #feel free to add on to this #autistic problems #adhd problems #adhd #audhd #autism problems #autistic things #autistic people of tumblr

[xxlittlest-raine-stormxx]

I made brownies!! :3 They're so good! I love them and they're really simple to make! Here's the recipe!! It's really simple! I promise!

Recipe

226 grams (1 cup, 2 sticks) unsalted butter, melted and still warm

½ teaspoon salt

120 grams (1 cup) all-purpose flour

400 grams (2 cups) sugar (granulated, brown, or a combo of the two)

70 grams (⅔ cup) cocoa powder 

4 large eggs

I added about a tablespoon of vanilla extract as well!:3

Preheat the oven to 350ºF/175ºC and position an oven rack to the center position.

Measure out all the ingredients.

TO MAKE THE BROWNIES

Prepare a 9-inch (23 cm) square baking pan with parchment paper or non-stick spray and set aside.

In a large bowl, whisk together the flour (120 grams, 1 cup), sugar (400 grams, 2 cups), cocoa powder (70 grams, ⅔ cup), and salt (½ teaspoon) until well combined.

Add the warm melted butter (226 grams, 1 cup) and eggs (4 large) into the bowl with the dry ingredients. Whisk the ingredients together until well combined. The batter will be quite thick. You can also fold in chocolate chips at this point if you want to make them extra chocolatey.

Pour the batter into the prepared pan and use a rubber spatula to smooth out. Bake for 30-45 minutes or until a tester comes out with moist crumbs. Slightly under baking them will keep them extra moist and chewy.

Let cool for at least 10 minutes before slicing, they will be gooey straight out of the oven. You can eat them like this if you like, but they need to cool to completely solidify.

Happy baking butterflies!!🦋

P.S.- Tiny babies please ask for help!! I did this while big so please don't get hurt trying to bake sweeties!!🦋

#age regression #agedre #age re safe space #agere #sfw agere #age dreamer #autistic age regression #pet regressor #nonbinary agere #petdre #agere recipes #age dreaming #age re blog #age regression blog #age regression sfw #age regressive #goth pet dreamer #goth agere #goth agedre #baking agere #agedre blog #age regressor #agere activities #sfw petre #pet dreaming #pet regression #cow regression #babyre #bunny regressor #bunny regression

[kitthespaceboy]

proud pucca and garu owner 🙏🙏

#pucca #garu #pucca x garu #garucca #pucca love recipe #pucca funny love #pucca loves garu #pucca plush #garu plush #lgbtq #autism #autistic #neurodivergency #plushies #plush #korean

[mothmx]

Weird question but does anyone have reccs for good fast morning breakfast? I get almost zero time to actually cook in the morning and I find my normal safe food (cereal) to not keep me full :(

I’ve tried protein shakes but often the blender my family shares is nasty from my dads smoothies and I don’t have time to wash it

Sometimes I make pancakes w fruit and freeze them but eh

#food #recipes #pls help #autistic #adhd