transfem link confirmed via tumblr mature content flag
oh my fucking god
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something about me is that i use the phrase "i can't english" a lot
sometimes talking verbally for me is EXTREMELY difficult. because i understand the concept i want to get across, but i forget how sentence structure works. i forget very basic words. and i try several times and can't get it out - it's word salad. sometimes i will say "um" like 50 times in a row to stall. sometimes i'll snap my fingers as i try to get my brain back online. and it's an involuntary shorthand that spits out of my mouth like an error message
"i can't english, sorry."
it's less a joke or a Quirky Phrase and more of like. a plea
"please be patient with me, i am trying my hardest. but i am actively fighting my own brain to get these words out."
other times, i can talk with no issue and be very articulate and thorough. but especially when i'm nervous or i'm saying something i've never said before, i crash.
the worst bit is sometimes i want to tell a joke. and i go to tell one. and i completely cock it up because the word order is wrong. or because i forget a word directly in the middle of the sentence and have to abort
so i have another shorthand. "i can't think of a joke but. something about [topic] and [punchline]"
like in my head i have this Very Funny concept but i forgot how to build the words to make it. it isn't always that i have No Joke, but that i'm worried that i'll build it incorrectly
anyway. shoutout to bitches that "can't english" - whether it's failing at speaking their mother tongue, or a second language
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After watching @strange-aeons most recent video about tumblr live I decided to test it out for myself to get a vibe for the community and I had a good time!
some very kind people joined and we had a fun chat, with one person in particular about how we were trying out live because we had just watched strange's video.
it was nice joking with & getting to know some fellow tumblr users, everyone who i spoke to was super sweet. made for a good way to spend the evening :)
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i wonder if i send in a selfie of me flipping off discord would that work for my second appeal. because obviously discord does Not Fucking Understand that sending my birth certificate is kind of breaching my private and is Personal Info of myself and sending in my face is also Personal Info + I Don't Like My Face however that is another matter in of itself. can i swear at discord fuck you because it cannot understand how weird it is to ask for someone to screenshot their birth certificate to a company. do yih know how weird it is. 🙁
"you didn't give us the required info-" well you flagged our account for being underage you stupid bitch i hope you guys stop using automod thanks. do your jobs and this wouldn't have happened in the first place???????
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Do they have moderation bots in the WEC server or is the server nitro boosted, do they have custom emotes?? i need to know
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After 7 years, I finally got my first ever Reddit death threat 🙏
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Literally any time I have attempted to use reddit to ask a question it has provided no benefit except for reminding me to not use reddit
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