Every day my guinea pig is like "What's for dinner? I really hope it's hay!!" And then when it's hay he says "oh wow!!! Hay!! My favorite!" And then the next morning he asks me, "Can I please have some hay for breakfast???" and when he gets his hay it's so exciting that he jumps all around.
Anyway there's something in there about god and humans and love.
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Autumn has really come. All the leaves are turning in pretty shades of yellow, orange and red. 🍂
Sweet Mies matches the autumn perfectly 😊
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One of my multifandomdoodle gifts!! I posted the other one on my wuxia sideblog. This is the best exchange honestly
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Autumn // Mikko Harvey
93,651 guinea pigs
felt pain last year
during scientific experiments.
Noble pigs, we only wished to know
you! To know ourselves through you,
and perhaps extract a tad
of profit from our knowledge
of you, and maybe in a few
isolated unfortunate instances
a smidge of pleasure too,
pre-approved for forgiveness
by the whiteness of our coats
and guided at times
by the light of our mission
to optimize beauty products
for safety and affordability,
so that even the children
among us, given
humble allowances,
could feel glamorous
and somehow televised
while gazing, for instance,
lovingly into the cages
that contain your brothers and sisters
(who are doing fine, by the way,
if a bit lonely, a bit gnawed
on by a constant, low-grade
uncertainty). I was at
the café the other day
with my friend Lexi
when she mentioned, offhand,
she wished she could be held
by a lover the way time
itself held her. What
would you make of that,
dear pigs, if you could think?
I myself didn't think to ask
because I was nervous and
over-caffeinated, but I think
she was referring
to gentleness, and possibly
acceptance, which are states
humans tend to crave,
believe it or not,
though we are not so good
at actually attaining them.
Then a particular noise
on her phone signalled
it was time to split
the bill and say
goodbye to each other.
As she walked away,
I took out the small notebook
containing my to-do list
and, with immense satisfaction,
crossed off just do your best
to be nice and not weird
for three hours.
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Pumpkin Spice Guinea Pigs
Your dreams are crazy!
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✧*̥˚ wildmelon cas game *̥˚✧
i've been seeing lots of oc challenges on pinterest recently, so i wanted to make a cas game that doubles as a little personality quiz! i'm sorry if your real favorite is missing from a category, just go ahead and choose your favorite out of the options provided :) things like skin tone and gender identity are up to you/the occult type! the entire challenge is typed below the cut in case the image is too hard to read for anyone ♡
✧*̥˚ here's my sim! (she's a spellcaster btw, i have a december birthday ♡) tag me and show me the sim you make! *̥˚✧
species: your birth month
january/february: human
march/april: alien
may/june: plant sim
july/august: werewolf
september/october: vampire
november/december: spellcaster
hair length: your sociability
if you’re an introvert: long hair
if you’re an extrovert: short hair
if you’re an ambivert: medium hair
hair color: your favorite fruit
banana: blonde hair
strawberry: red hair
blueberry: brown hair
apple: black hair
kiwi: green hair
watermelon: pink hair
mango: blue hair
raspberry: purple hair
eye color: your favorite season
winter: blue
spring: green
autumn: brown or hazel
summer: grey
extras: your favorite subject(s)
history: add freckles
english: add tattoos
math: add beauty marks
foreign language: add eye bags
art: add colorful eyeshadow
science: add piercings
clothing color: your ideal pet
dog: red
cat: black
lizard: green
snake: orange
guinea pig: neutrals
hamster: pink
fish: blue
horse: yellow
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Another autumn photo with Mies. 😊🍂
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