Tony: [to Rhodey about Bucky] He just called me “hot”.
Natasha: Actually, the full statement was “you’re one big hot mess”.
Tony: I’m only focusing on the positive today.
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Y/N: [yawns]
Y/N: Man, I’m still tired from all that CrossFit this morning.
Natasha: It’s pronounced “croissant” and you ate thirty of them.
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Clint holding up his arrows: Ask your doctor if these are right for you.
Clint: Side effects may include getting knocked the fuck out.
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Lets be serious. Brie Larson in no way shape of form is ugly.
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I have a theory that Marvel keeps making their movies and shows more and more leftist because too many of the casual fans are rightwing incels who have never picked up a comic book before in their life. And the peeps at Marvel figure that this is the best way to edge those assholes out of the fandom while also appealing to a wider more diverse audience.
Because, seriously, I feel like if incels had any clue had many story arcs and easter eggs there are in the comics that exist solely to troll them they'd take their Avengers boxsets outside and light them on fire. I would laugh if they did just because that's one last person who doesn't try to argue with me about how they've deluded themselves into thinking X-Men is about gun rights and not the Civil Rights movement. Like Professor Xavier is just advocating for an entire school full of gun toting teenagers, some of whom were thrown out of their home because they love guns so fucking much.
And I wish I was lying about having had this conversation with someone because the fact that someone paranoid and stupid enough to come up with that metaphor exists AND has access to guns is pretty fucking YIKES.
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TBT 2023: Marvel's Avengers & Haywire
Welcome backward, Ticketholders!
This is going to be a very special Throwback Thursday for me because I'm pushing a review from the first birthday I celebrated in Soap Lake, WA. Ever since the first Spider-Man in 2002, I had made it a tradition to watch a Marvel movie in theaters on my birthday. But not only was this the first time I had honored the tradition since moving out of California, it was the movie that solidified the MCU in pop-culture history. The concession area was standing-room-only, the theater was packed, and (almost) everyone was dressed like our small town was hosting Comic Con. Even the ticket booth guy was wearing one of those pillowy muscle jackets that looked like an Iron Man suit. And watching that movie on the big screen made me feel at least ten years younger (at the time). Some of my language and 2.5D crushing (Colin Jost is the luckiest man alive) on Black Widow haven't aged well, but I feel like I otherwise did the art of film criticism justice when it came to the coolest superhero movie I had ever seen.
The lead-off to this double-feature review is, of course, Haywire, one of the first action movies to have a female MMA fighter in the lead role. It's formulaic, averagely acted, and competently choreographed. Give it a watch.
And enjoy the reviews!
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Iron Man Sacrifice 😭Ironman made the ultimate sacrifice that left fans s...
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Tony: [to Steve] I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
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Bruce: I’m worried about you.
Tony, dunking an oreo in his whiskey: Why?
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