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ljlokijinx · 3 months
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Tony: WHERE are your self preservation skills?!
Peter: I put 'em in a locked jar and eat them on my toast!
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casual-darkness · 2 years
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Tony Stark putting "Baby on Board" window tags on the cars that Happy uses to pick up Peter.
The other Avengers are very confused when Spider-Man groans upon seeing them on the QuinJet.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: If anyone is feeling anxious or worried or even if you just want to chat, please, please do not come to me.
Tony:
Sam:
Natasha:
Steve: *sniffles*
Bucky: Oh! Come here baby doll!
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dailydoseofbooks · 1 year
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avengers meeting before fighting thanos
tony: not naming names but if some people *looks pointedly at the guardians of the galaxy* actually did their jobs, thanos wouldn't have even gotten to earth
gamora: well, if some people *looks at Thor* didn't let their little brother steal an infinity stone and wreak havok thanos wouldn't have even cared about earth
everyone: *yelling*
everyone: *more yelling*
steve: guys! your all forgetting something! tony also put an inifinity stone into his stupid-ass robot
natasha: guys... he said a bad language word
peter: what?
tony: it's an inside joke kid, you'll understand someday
thor: *just walks in* someone said there was drinks?
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catchymemes · 4 months
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 3 months
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dianagj-art · 1 year
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BETRAYAL!
In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)
There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone
Bonus with the bestie:
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LM leo @daedelweiss
RR leo @red-rover-au
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months
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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion
Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all
Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion
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iamthehamburglar · 3 months
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Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."
*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*
"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"
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ljlokijinx · 8 months
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MJ: Hey Peter, wanna play UNO?
Peter, understanding it as 'you know': MJ, I love you, but as a friend...
MJ: Uno, dos, tres you idiot, the CARD GAME!
Harley *very obviously flirting*: Wanna play you know, darling?
Peter, not about to do the same mistake twice: Oh yeah, I have a deck in my desk.
Ned: Wanna play UNO?
Peter: Ned, you're my friend-
Ned: The game you idiot!
Peter: I KNOW, BUT LAST TIME WE PLAYED YOU DIDN'T TALK WITH ME FOR A WEEK.
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fotibrit · 4 months
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Crack fic i need
need tony mentioning that he created an element randomly and peter remembering his younger self being pissed off he had to re-memorize the new periodic table, and going off on Tony. Peter holds it over tonys head every time tony teases him. "you messed up my handwritten periodic table" "my science teacher hated you"
Tony giving an official apology to all inconvenienced nerdy children and science teachers from that era.
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mindfulscribe · 6 months
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Follow me for more 😁
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wenellyb · 4 months
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I get why some people didn't like the Marvels since it didn't center around male characters, but that could never be me I absolutely loved it.
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jiyascepter · 5 months
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the way mobius said it sounded like
"You live around here
or did you follow me home?😏😏😏"
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