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incorrectquotesmcu · a day ago
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Yelena: Are we really doing this?
Clint: We’re doing it. Tonight.
Yelena: But isn’t it kind of dangerous?
Natasha: It’s incredibly dangerous. And borderline idiotic.
Yelena: Have you guys done something like this before?
Clint: Something dangerous? Or something idiotic?
Natasha: I think it’s a yes to both.
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mary-banner · 2 days ago
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Loki: You're a pussy, as the mortals call it.
Natasha: Well, you know what else they say?
Loki: What?
Natasha: You are what you eat.
Tony and Y/N: *casually choke on their drinks*
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fandomsuntied03 · 5 months ago
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Bucky *screeching*: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Y/N: wh-
Bucky: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Y/N:why are you screaming??
Bucky: BECAUSE I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO YELL SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGRESSIVE TONE!
Y/N: I-
Bucky: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
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scarletxwinter · 6 months ago
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Dr Strange, meditating: Finally, let me just relax and—
Wong: hey look, that Spider-Kid is a criminal, Maximoff girl held an entire town hostage and tried to change reality, there’s also an alternate branch in time back in 2012 where Loki escaped with the Tesseract.
Dr. Strange:...
Wong: Look at the bright side, I found some money to buy us TWO Tuna Melt :)
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artedimichelangelo · 8 months ago
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Bucky: WHO ATE MY PLUMS?
Steve: Don’t look at me.
Bucky: SAM, WAS IT YOU?
Sam: *Looks at Y/N*
Y/N:
Sam: It was Y/N.
Y/N: SAM YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN´T TELL!
Bucky: Oh, it was you, baby? Were they good? Want some more?
Sam: This motherf-
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exqu1sit3 · 4 months ago
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Bucky : am I the only person who finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibration in their direction?
Sam :
Sam : How high are you?
Bucky : 6"0
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kyber-crystal · 11 months ago
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Y/N: Here's a fun idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we're caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT them.
Steve: No doll, we're not doing that.
Bucky, nodding: Mistlefoe.
Steve: Buck, DON'T encourage her-
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incorrectquotesmcu · a day ago
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Y/N: Hey, you wanna go out on a date? I asked Vision and he said he was fine with it, but I was still a little—
Wanda: Hold on. You— You asked my ex if you could ask me out?
Y/N: Uh, yes? It was kinda on a whim.
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mary-banner · 2 days ago
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Steve: what are you guys exactly?
Natasha: friends.
Steve: but Y/N is sitting on your lap.
Y/N: good friends?
Steve: and you made out a couple seconds ago...
Natasha: ...best friends?
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scarletxwinter · a month ago
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Wanda: I created a whole new reality, created Vision and the mind stone. As well superpowered twins while holding a small town hostage.
Loki: I decided to mess with time, resulting me on meeting my variants.
Sylvie: Well I basically created a multiversal war again?
Dr. Strange: Amateurs.
Them: Excuse me?
Dr. Strange fully stepping aside, revealing Three Peter Parkers and sinister six: I said Amateurs!
Bonus:
Wong: All of you are amateurs! We just battled Thanos! Gives us a damn break!
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padmoonyfeorge · 6 months ago
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*sam and bucky bickering*
sam: you are soft now accept it
bucky: i am not
y/n: bucky heey i made you a flower crown *puts said crown in his head and leaves happily*
sam: not a softie huh
bucky: shut the fuck up
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