*Natasha and Steve training*
Nat: *huffs* I can’t focus, I feel like I’m being watched
Steve: Just try to relax- nobody’s even paying attention
Nat: okay...
*Wanda and Y/n hardcore staring at Nat through the glass*
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Inspirational Quotes from the Avengers
Within the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the Avengers stand as Earth’s mightiest heroes, united in their mission to protect the world from threats too great for any one individual to face alone. Alongside their extraordinary feats of heroism, they have also shared words of wisdom, courage, and inspiration that resonate far beyond the confines of their cinematic universe. From leaders like Captain…
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[Natasha speaking Russian]
Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.
Tony: You speak Russian?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"
Y/N: She says it a lot.
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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.
Clint: What does that mean?
Natasha: His father was a slut too.
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Y/N: I’ll call him.
Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—
Bucky: Hey, doll.
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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?
Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…
Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!
Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational
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Nat: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’
Y/n: bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’
Nat: Now that’s a threat!
The rest of the Avengers: *horrified silence*
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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy
Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know
Y/N: *lovingly* I know
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*Y/n’s phone ringing with a very low quality version of “You Used to Call Me on your Cell-phone” *
Y/n: *picks up*
Y/n: hey Fury-
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Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*
Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!
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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??
Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.
Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"
Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!
Steve:
Y/N:
Steve:
Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.
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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*
Y/N: Do you like me?
Natasha: I MARRIED YOU
Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?
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