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stilldani24 · 2 years
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guys what if kevin fiege has a secret tumblr. i would have to quit everything and live out in the woods for the rest of my life if i found out he ever read one of my fanfics
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lokiusly · 5 months
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haters saying “what is Mobius going to do in the multiverse saga? Give out pie?” And it’s like yeah???? The avengers LITERALLY ate shawarma after the battle of NY.
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the-irreverend · 1 year
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I regret nothing.
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screechcat · 2 months
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Valentines Day special(or smth)
Y/n: Okay, I got this, no problem.
*Takes a deep breath before turning around and getting on one knee. At the same time, Natasha turns around with a bouquet of Y/n's favorite flowers.*
Natasha: Will you be my Valentine?!
Y/n: MARRY ME!
*Both shocked.*
Natasha: We're not even dating detka.
*Y/n just shrugs and holds the ring closer to Nat. Natasha laughs before nodding yes.*
Natasha: What the hell, there's nobody else I'd rather marry.
*Y/n smiles and places the ring on her finger.*
Y/n Narrating: And that my friends is how you rizz up a woman.
*The sound of Natasha smacking Y/n over the back of their head is heard.*
Natasha Narrating: Shut up.
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mamaspidershit · 1 year
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Murderer: Any last words?
Peter: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Natasha, on the comms: Peter that is the WORST way to distract them.
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faeriecap · 6 months
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anyways after tagging this post i made edits so u guys could see the vision or whatever
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spider-gem · 1 month
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Being a Marvel fan can be weird and a bit of a struggle because people will be like, “Oh, so you like [insert character here]? Do you like the comic version or the MCU version better?” and I’m just like
“How do I explain that the character that I like isn’t from just one source? How do I explain that they’re a mixture of all of my favorite qualities and characteristics found in every source of Marvel media I can get my hands on, from the comics to the movies, to the animated series and to every great fanart and fanfic I’ve seen? How do I explain how I’ve pulled pieces of the different versions of this character and created a new design in my head that is similar to the others but not quite the same? How do I explain that I enjoy a certain part of the character’s canon in one source, but will disregard another piece of canon and replace it with something I like from another source. I don’t just like the character, I’ve reconstructed them to something that the movies and comics don’t get. Maybe they’ll never get it. Some parts of the fandom gets it. We’ve all reconstructed the characters in a certain way, recreating but not stripping away what defines the characters we love. I know them in a way you never will.”
But I’ll never really say anything thing that unhinged, so I’ll resort to, “A bit of both, haha.”
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moonlightdancer26 · 10 months
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A list of things more relevant than James Potter’s existence:
Ron Weasley’s freckles
Snape’s sneeze
Pigwidgeon
Harry’s flannel
Lucius Malfoy’s shampoo
Frolicsome Feline plates
The Slug Club
Snape’s grey nightshirt
Regulus Black’s letter to Voldemort
Nargles
Rita Skeeter’s three golden teeth
Fred and George’s aging potion
Aragog
Voldemort’s nose- oh wait
Snape’s billowing cloak
The Vanishing Cabinet
Remus Lupin’s cardigan collection
The “Explain Why Muggles Need Electricity” essay assigned to Third Years
The Bat-Bogey hex
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loopsisloops · 1 year
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Nope
not even gonna explain this one, goodbye, happy monday
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guinevereslancelot · 21 hours
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free paddington bear i don't even care what he did he should be allowed to do it
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rainingbicycles · 1 year
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Okay wait but just imagine Bucky coming out of the portal in endgame and seeing this massive alien army all lined up and they’re facing down this one guy, and Bucky’s all like ‘who’s this idiot?’ and then he realises ‘holy shit, that’s my idiot.’
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stilldani24 · 1 year
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Bucky:
Y/N:
Bucky:
Y/N:
Bucky:
Y/N: nebula stole your arm, didn’t she?
Bucky: nebula stole my arm.
Y/N: got it.
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superbeans89 · 9 months
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The lads: Are streaming
Literally everyone:
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bluesunshine21 · 8 months
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Bucky: if I make you breakfast , a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this"how did you get in my house".
Y/n : ....
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thanos-the-dad-titan · 9 months
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mamaspidershit · 1 year
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Natasha: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Peter, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Natasha:
Natasha: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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