#averagemrfox

[pilot-boi]

The company I work for (very very large IT company) has a filter to catch suspicious emails spam etc. My coworker sent me a link to a rwby related subreddit once, ever since the filter has been blocking emails from reddit about rwby related things. I can still review the emails though in case it mistakenly filters something it shouldn’t have. This morning I got one that had the subject “The True Beauty of this ship (Pilot-Boi)”

I’ve made it into spam mail, this is a real achievement

I always forget that Reddit exists until someone comes and reminds me that my posts are on there

Don’t get me wrong, this is deeply hilarious

#mine #asks #rwby #averagemrfox

[erros429]

Blake has Thee Poses of all time in the air

blake at any given moment

#rwby #blake belladonna #she’s so funny for this fhshdjsd #asks #averagemrfox

[smokestarrules]

Been waiting for you to get to the Suletta Splat™️ ever since I saw your choice of words in the tags

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#WRONG PERSON WRONG SUIT FUCKING /HELL/ #I TAKE IT BACK IT WOULDN'T BE FUNNY AT ALL #GOD. #mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury #suletta mercury #smokey answers #averagemrfox

[grimvestige]

His name is Vulcan :)

OHHHH he's very good!!! Vulcan is such a cutie!!! He looks so comfy in that second one 💕

#not art #asks #averagemrfox

[technicallyblakebelladonna]

hiiiii ask for you infodump about rwby volume 10 and what you want to happen

HI THERE FRIEND!!!! thank you for the ask <3

i want u to know that i specifically went to my spotify to put on my "amitola" playlist before going to answer this ask, so that should tell you where my head is at

of course for rwby v10 i want what the majority of other people want, for the bees to be shown in their relationship and for others to react to it in ways that really allow us as the audience to BASK in the fact that the bees are in an established relationship and are HAPPY. cause like, just thinking abt catradora and korrasami, well we get to see them get to that kiss and get their happy ever after, but in the show that's where it ENDS (i know with LoK they had the comics that let korrasami go past that point but i digress) like of course i could say all that and i WOULD say all of that

but

YOU CAME INTO *MY* ASK BOX. so you know exactly what im gonna infodump about. you know WHO im gonna infodump about

ilia. fucking. amitola.

we saw her last in all her collarbone-apparently-redacted glory in v8 along with a couple of other tertiary characters during ruby's speech montage. she had a fairly long focus shot (imo, for a side character) that showed her getting a call from ghira. so we KNOW that those three are going to be together-- and by the logic of ghira and kali being blake's fucking parents!! we can assume that they're going to all end up heeding the call and gathering where everyone else is. so that means that we can also assume that they'll all be there for the reunion in vacuo.

(no seriously where did they go???? i havent been able to unsee it)

ANYWAY.

so i want to see that reunion. i want to see blake fling herself into her parents arms and for ilia to kinda hang back bc she's like, still doesn't quite know what to do with herself-- and doesn't QUITE know how to relate to blake anymore. they left on good terms, but they haven't had much time to really rebuild their relationship by any means, so ilia's just standing there, heart tearing in half a little because there she is. she didn't die. ilia had mourned for her, had gone through that grief alongside blake's parents and now? now there. she's standing right there. and suddenly it's just so overwhelming that she starts turning a deep blue, right from her roots, her irises turning a deep icicle blue, sharp and unforgiving like the presumed loss she had to go through all that time ago.

and blake? she sees it. out of the corner of her eye, above the shoulder of her mom while in their embrace, she sees ilia shaking like a leaf. and she goes to her after another quick murmured reassurance to her parents. and she just opens her arms to ilia. and ilia flings herself into blake's arms and breathes her in because gods. she is real. she starts whispering "you're here. you're alive. i lost you all over again and now you're here."

and that's what i hope from canon, but am i going to stop there? no because hello. ilia fucking amitola.

the CATMELEON SHIPPER IN ME wants blake to reply with something cheesy, with something utterly heartbreakingly beautiful, something like "you could never lose me. i've always been in your heart, and you've always been in mine. and that's not going anywhere."

THEY HAVE A SPECIAL BOND OKAY CANON WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME FOR FUCKS SAKE.

what i want CANON to do is to have ilia and yang finally fucking meet and talk. for ilia to give the "hurt her, no one will hear from you ever again" talk.

as @averagemrfox said in their tags

like OH MY GOD give me THIS. holy shit this is genius. maybe yang spots ilia looking restless and tense after an overwhelmingly emotional day after blake "comes back from the dead" and sees her sitting at the outskirts of the city/their camp or wherever. and so she just like. says hey. you know the best way i find to burn off extra energy? and ilia agrees to a hand-to-hand no weapons (and yang promises not to use her arm gun at all) and it feels GOOD to get the energy out. so they could have a good conversation that way and establish like, that ilia sees how good yang is for blake and how happy she is and ends with the whole, catch her off guard kinda blow and tells yang that if she hurts blake again, she'll obliterate her from the face of remnant.

what RAY WANTS BC OF THE EMBER RAINBOW SHIPPER is for ilia to get the upper hand and successfully pin her down and we have a delicious moment of sexual tension where ilia's got yang's hands above her head and her weight on her hips and she just catches the way yang's eyes sparkle in the dying sunlight of the golden hour and she just can't help herself, can't stop herself from saying "so that's why." and for yang to be just as pleasantly thrown off guard - "what's why?" and at this point ilia's freckles are flaring pink, her irises following suit and - "that's why blake fell in love with you"

like ON GOD GIMMIE. YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT ILIA WOULDN'T SEE YANG AND EITHER 1) IMMEDIATELY GET JEALOUS OR 2) IMMEDIATELY AND UTTERLY FALL IN LOVE WITH HER TOO (or both? both is good)

shipping aside, i need ilia to STOP BEING FORGOTTEN ABOUT GODDAMNIT. this is just a general complaint of the fandom in general from my pov. like i dont REALLY see posts cross my dash, the ones that talk about rwby in general or rwby v10 specifically, it's like. ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT ILIA FOR A SECOND??? like y'all wanna see everyone react to the bees being in a relationship and YOU FUCKING FORGET ILIA?!?!?! THE LITERAL FIRST ON SCREEN CANONICALLY CONFIRMED LESBIAN??? AND NOT ONLY THE FIRST ON SCREEN CANONICALLY CONFIRMED LESBIAN, BUT HER LESBIANISM WAS CANONIZED BY HAVING HER LITERALLY CONFESS TO BLAKE'S FUCKING FACE THAT SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH HER!!!!! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!! WHY ARE WE SLEEPING ON ILIA AMITOLA?!?!?!!?

anyway. i had to get that out of my system apparently LMAO

so where else do i want to go with this??? i mean there's so much i could say, how i want rainbow bees to actually happen bc im greedy but i love the story they told with the bees already so i don't see that happening in all seriousness (and shoehorning ilia into the bees relationship feels like a disservice to the growth the bees went through together so i GET that but i just think it would be NEAT. blake has two hands, yadda yadda and all that)

i could talk about how i want canon to reveal that ilia was actually blake's first kiss because that would be so much better than the implied fact that adam canonically was, and that just makes my skin crawl, so to have it be ilia would be DELIGHTFUL to say the least.

i could talk about how i want ilia and weiss to be an endgame couple, if nothing else for the fact that a) it would be great for weiss' growth arc, ending up with a faunus -- but not only JUST any faunus, to have one that was SO detrimentally impacted by her father's dust empire, and to heal that hurt together and have those journeys weave together in the end. and b) i just want to be greedy again and tie ilia to a main character bc it will mean we will get to see her more than just for a few minutes every so often.

i COULD also talk about how there's a great idea to have emerald and ilia end up together because, similar villian redemption arcs, opposing colour scheme, similar unrequited love type situations. it's just RIFE for a great set up and that would be great.

i COULD talk about so many things related to ilia fucking amitola and rwby v10 but i think i've definitely said quite a lot of things already, so i'll just cut it off here skghsdfkghdfg thank u for ur time and attention if u have made it this far and have enjoyed or even just slightly made sense of my ramblings

*gets off amitola soapbox*

#rwby #rwby v10 #ilia amitola #catmeleon #ember rainbow #ray replies #followbeaujes #beaujes #thank u for letting me go off skghskgh #im not sure you were expecting this though so SDKHSGKDH

[kegbasher]

sooo @storybook-souls tagged me in a thing!! which means i get to subject y'all to the top 5 songs i've been listening to lately (in no particular order bc i'm shit at actually ranking things lol)

ice cream and sunscreen - martha

too sweet - hozier

shower beer - the beaches

head above water - avril lavigne

change in the weather - the beths

tagging @literalhobbit @lifeguardbarbie @secondaristh @averagemrfox @sparklehoard @superhero-sappho

#i think all of these are on a playlist one of my friends started for our friend group to just share music recommendations #and i've been listening to it nonstop bc that shit is So Good #ignore the fact that i was the one who recommended 3/5 of these songs on the playlist lmao #haven't been able to stop listening to too sweet since it came out tho gah #also big shout out to addie for recommending the beaches i am now obsessed with them #jams

[emilyjunk]

CATCH UP ｡*･♡;

tagged by @talesfromthecrypts (hello my friend)

64.media.tumblr.com

LAST SONG: Calm Before the Storm by Fall Out Boy

CURRENTLY WATCHING: everything on dropout and then very. very. slowly watching riverdale

THREE SHIPS: who can choose but fine. bemily!!!!! duh. cadina. and ???? oof. leatin bc i miss them

FAVORITE COLOR: Purple, goated ass color

CURRENTLY READING: sort of rereading giovanni's room by james baldwin, bc it's my favorite

CURRENTLY CONSUMING: diet dr. pepper, goated ass drink

FIRST SHIP: jeez probably percabeth??? but first as a gateway to fandom was brittana

PLACE OF BIRTH: Colorado, goated ass state

CURRENT LOCATION: my living room

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: engaged / in an open relationship

LAST MOVIE: You know it was mean girls 2024

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: long ass cadina fic... and grad school universe as the muse strikes

tagging: ??? @gohandinhand @beaujes @averagemrfox @erikahenningsen idk

#personal #tag games #about me

[cutthroatkindness]

💛 Here's 20 more of some of my favorite URLs I've seen in my activity. 20 more some time next week!💛

@undeadgossiper

@ritualisticnonsense

@seasideloner

@byland-bysea-bydirigible

@mmmmbees

@anarchylover

@theminecraftgay

@nnn-fuckyouthen

@thefourthwallhasbroken

@altotrain

@running-batty

@ashisgettingbetter

@whatohitsonfirewelp

@one-hungry-bookworm

@giant-cat-thing

@cremationsalmon

@forest-faerie

@daughterof-wolves

@the-hope-of-a-new-day

@averagemrfox

#neat urls

[thedreadpiratematt]

I posted 23,646 times in 2022

That's 3,417 more posts than 2021!

175 posts created (1%)

23,471 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@aka-maggie

@oldgrandmadeath

@justwalkthroughme

@averagemrfox

I tagged 8,920 of my posts in 2022

#art - 1,926 posts

#fave - 486 posts

#rad - 467 posts

#❤️❤️❤️ - 436 posts

#food - 422 posts

#want - 399 posts

#😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 - 303 posts

#beautiful - 268 posts

#important - 248 posts

#😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 - 248 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#but disney thought it would be fun to just wing an entire star wars trilogy with fucking nothing planned out ahead of time 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Yooooo but nobody told me She-Ra is in Exandria Unlimited, that's rad.

44 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

#4

Alright, that Grond post inspired me, so I threw on some power metal and ran to grab a fast food breakfast, now I'm gonna go smoke some and then liveblog Lord of the Rings while stoned, lol.

If this isn't your thing go ahead and block the tag Finest Weed in the Southfarthing :)

45 notes - Posted January 10, 2022

#3

See the full post

47 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

#2

This man is open carrying in an Arby's 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

52 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Ugh fine I'm going to vote

66 notes - Posted November 8, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#Tumblr year in review #me #personal

[alexkablob]

In light of everything it’s very funny to me that Ironwood just made this big dramatic threat directed mainly at Penny to coerce and emotionally manipulate her into coming to him and Penny is just... snoozing

literally the ONLY person in Atlas-Mantle who does not know what is going on

#rwby #rwby spoilers #penny polendina #averagemrfox

[yangsbandana]

Man I know the Pokémon conversation was like a week or something ago now but I’m having feelings about how growlithes are known for their loyalty and protectiveness/will fight larger opponents to protect their trainer and how that’s just… Yang. so the question is does Yang actually evolve a growlithe to have an arcanine on her team or does she keep it as a growlithe. Both are very good options (previously pidgey anon btw)

i remember your crimes,,, very bold of you to reveal yourself!!! (i kid, i respect you all that much more now lmao)

also. it is always time for pokemon/rwby conversations. a week ago???? what even is time?????? it certainly doesn't matter because there is never a wrong time to talk about yang and her pokemon. AND THAT'S SO GOOD AS A CONCEPT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. it does make me wonder,,,,,, that is a good thematic reason to keep it a growlithe, but i can also see ways in which evolving into an arcanine could match character progression (perhaps if she becomes more attentive to self-sacrificing behaviors in v9 👀).

#thank you once again for the rwby pokemon asks #we'll see if this opens up a floodgate again lmao #rwby pokemon #averagemrfox #em answers

[kimabutch]

Seeing you on my dash and in my notes is always a bright spot happy New Years! 🧡

Awww, thank you!! You too 💜 all the best for you in the new year.

#averagemrfox

[secondaristh]

5, 14, 27, and 37 for the CR asks!

5.  What has been your biggest CR binge?

I started watching right around the time the Conclave arc started in campaign 1, so a couple months to get caught up with that swapping back and forth between live and recorded shows.

14.  How do you cope with high tension in CR (stress-snacks, screaming into the chat void, skipping it, etc.)?

Usually pacing and other physical outlets, including picking jaws up from the floor.

27.  What’s your favorite “How do you want to do this?” moment?

How do you pick just one?  Zahra and the beholder from campaign 1 comes to mind at the moment, but I’m sure I’m forgetting others.

37.  What’s your favorite CR magic item? 

The Titanstone Knuckles are pretty neat, and I like Beau’s lightning gloves too.

#@averagemrfox #thanks #ask #averagemrfox

[kegbasher]

4, 18, 25, 45, and 58 for the character asks for Ginny 👀

4. if they could learn one spell that isn't available to them at present, which spell would it be? something thunder/lightningy would be on brand but i can't get the mental image of ginny with counterspell out of my mind. it would be so fucking satisfying

18. do they see themselves as a leader or a follower? honestly i don't think either really fit for ginny. she likes the spotlight, but only in particular situations and definitely isn't big on thoughtful decision making. she's stubborn and really doesn't like being told what to do, but she also understands she's part of a group now and that there are people better suited than her to make the big decisions and as long as she agrees with those decisions, she's good to go along with them but if she doesn't, you're definitely gunna hear about it.

25. what stories do they like to tell? what stories do they like to hear? ginny's a performer so she really enjoys telling stories. they're probably dramatic, bordering on over the top, but in an entertaining and fun kinda way, like you're too distracted by how good of a story it is to call bullshit on it. i think she likes to focus on the importance of small moments in stories, the split second turning point of a fight or the initial reaction after catching someone's eye across the bar. she talks about her adventures with the rowdy bois, gives play by plays of some of the best fights she's been in, and recounts her fair share of stories from her wilder nights of carousing. as for stories she likes to hear, i think she tends to gravitate towards fast-paced stories full of action, drama, a bit of suspense, and plenty of inappropriate jokes.

45. how do they hug people? ginny gives really solid hugs, just on the verge of being a bit too tight but in a comforting sorta way. i think she's a big physical touch kind of person so it's something she does frequently. i also think she tends to pick people up when she hugs them, just a little bit (or maybe a lot bit if she gets excited)

58. what do they think their role in the party is? what is their role in actuality? ginny's initial expectation was that she was gunna be the muscle for this noodle-armed bunch, and that still is the case a lot of times (although her attempts at tanking don't always go according to plan), but i think she's taken on a bit more of an emotional support role than she (or i) expected. she knows her party members have been through a lot of shit and she tries to be there for them as best as she can. sometimes that's through actually good relationship advice that gets misconstrued with disastrously funny results, sometimes it's just being there to listen, sometimes it's distracting her friends from their problems through a variety of ways like sparring or playing the fiddle or getting high and seeing where things end up lmao

#i'm sure these answers sounded better the first time i wrote them but alas here we are thanks tumblr #these were very good questions lol that's why they took me so damn long #also i like to ramble about my girl lmao #dnd #rowdy bois #thanks for the ask yo #averagemrfox

[emilyjunk]

I posted 2,279 times in 2022

93 posts created (4%)

2,186 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@averagemrfox

@mike-mills

@snowonebutyou

@thelastwarriornun

@ajmichalka

I tagged 2,199 of my posts in 2022

Only 4% of my posts had no tags

#q - 1,037 posts

#critical role - 150 posts

#warrior nun - 135 posts

#the locked tomb - 79 posts

#avatrice - 76 posts

#cr3 - 69 posts

#the wilds - 46 posts

#personal - 46 posts

#star wars - 44 posts

#ya - 43 posts

Longest Tag: 132 characters

#depsite knowing all these references o thought this was throwback fun and didn't place at all that it took place in 2002 omg 🤦‍♀️😭

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

When I stop daydreaming and write my fic it's over for u bitches

38 notes - Posted December 5, 2022

#4

Bemily Week 2022 - Day 5: Wrong Number

Beca: Hey dude, congrats on the album release, 10 Years of Ari is already on its way to number one! Thanks for letting me be part of it

Unknown Number: Uh I think you have the wrong number HOLY CRAP DO YOU THINK THIS NUMBER BELONGS TO ARIANA GRANDE

Beca: ....

Beca: Sorry dude... Number was one digit off. My bad...

Unknown Number: MY PHONE NUMBER IS ONE DIGIT AWAY FROM ARIANA GRANDE’S?!

Beca: My bad

When music producer Beca Mitchell means to text a refused-to-be-officially-named colleague of hers but accidentally texts the wrong person, she doesn’t think anything will come of it. Why would it? But through a series of continued texts, she strikes up an unlikely friendship with grad student and resident dog walker, Emily Junk. Suddenly Beca finds herself texting all night, sending endless Snapchats, and sharing several specifically curated playlists. So maybe she has a crush on this random girl she’s never met. It doesn’t mean anything, right? Right?!

39 notes - Posted March 17, 2022

#3

Are there any angsty jori fics you’ve read that you could recommend?

These are basically the only jori I can remember reading lol there's not much angst sorry in advance. I'm a fluff kinda gal.

This series is nicknamed the Virgin-Verse if I'm not mistaken and is my favorite jori ever and I've read it a bunch. This one actually does have quite a bit of angst but it's a mixed bag of angst and fluff and, as it goes on, smut. It follows them through canon and into the way future. The twists are delightful and the buildups always pay off. It will take you days and days to read. It's very long.

The Motion series is by one of the same authors and is set during school and also a little in the future. There is a little angst in this but it's very minimal and fades quite quickly. But it's well written and cute.

TweetDick is one of my faves in terms of characterization. It's really short and there is zero angst lol so sorry about that. But it's funny and cute and I've read it several times to remind myself of these characters.

45 notes - Posted February 25, 2022

#2

Maya Hawke in Do Revenge, pre makeover..... Gotta be one of my favorite genders

58 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I'd like to see Jean Jacket come for HIM

258 notes - Posted October 8, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #YES BLUCIFER AS MY TOP POST IS WHERE IT'S AT #also damn my blog is super lame this year... ik im busier but also bc im not writing wah

[saintdollyparton]

I know everyone’s caught up in the Lucien/Molly as a chosen theory but in a dream or vision we saw of Yasha’s the ground was covered in worms wasn’t it? I wish I knew what episode that was so I could rewatch that part

You’re absolutely right!! :)

#yasha #critical role #cr spoilers #averagemrfox #answered