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mentally-unstable-avocado · 5 months

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Any thoughts on alter-egos or opposite perps?

something like:

“Mentally Stable Avocado”

or

“Mentally Functional Watermelon”

Ooooo I think i've probably considered it before, but kinda forgot about it. Seeing opposite type blogs are always cool!

#avocado answers

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b0tster · 7 months

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What do you eat for breakfast?

bagol

#lilith answers #with lemon pep #and avocado #and cream cheese ofc #delish

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babyblueetbaemonster · 1 year

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do people in tamriel know what avocadoes are? who likes and hates them?

Oooo good question. I hope avocado is lore friendly in Tamriel. Mainly is because I like it and I'd like my OCs to enjoy it as well. Like lore friendly guacamole, avocado toast, salad, smoothie and more 🤤🥑💚

When in doubt about our favourite food, slap "Elsweyr" on it and hope for the best(?!)

Not everyone is gonna like it though. It does have strong taste, especially when you eat it alone with no seasoning. But allow me to introduce you my favourite way of eating it:

Dip it in shoyu and eat it like sashimi!

#ask and i shall answer #tes #skyrim #tes oc #oc: naythaa #college trio #onmund #brelyna maryon #j'zargo #and i know i know it's a weird way to eat it but hear me out #the fat of the avocado goes really well with shoyu #like the fat in toru sashimi #maybe we should ask some lore master like tastes of tamriel #i believe she'd know where is the best place to grow avocado #we can make all our favourite lore friendly somehow hahaha!

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andithil · 6 months

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#will arnett #legomasters #andithil edits #it's so funny to me that almost every answer i wouldn't have for sure guessed myself he says as if it's obvious lmao #so happy to hear he's a pineapple on pizza truther tho #rip avocado

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gregoftom · 1 year

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oh they fr had bitchnasty sex after this

#tomgreg #I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh wow. ohhhhhhh wow. oh wow. hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa wow.#GREG REALLY SAID: YOU WANNA FUCK ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID.#the way tom goes OHHHhhhh at greg getting bold is Exactly the same tone me and my gf use with each other. just. you know. for reference.#BUT GREG'S LITTLE HEAD GESTURE BEFORE HE SAID PROVE IT LIKE HE REALLY MEANS IT?????? I GOTTA GO #also i'm sorry but they both read so fucking gay to me like so gay. esp greg in this moment. his line for comfry is so like.#it's so. like you just wouldn't do that. i think. if you were straight. I DONT KNOW I JUST FEEL A KINDRED SPIRIT IN HIM I GUESS.#''she seems like a nice.... person'' GIRL WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT AND THE PAUSE BEFORE PERSON I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.#i know what you both are.#like. fuck what else can i say about this scene. they're insane i guess????#oh btw i know for a fact tom thinks greg is the most beautiful weird ass creature he's ever seen #like you know a sea creature that's kinda weird that you'd find at the bottom of the ocean that you see in an aquarium #and you're like wow!! that's odd! but.... so beautiful #like that's greg to tom. yet he's like SHES SO PRETTY AND YOU'RE SO GROSS HAHAHA #like. i see what you're doing you fucking avocado you're like oh don't bother going after her bc you're sweet and she might actually say yes #she might like you for what i like you for and y'all might hook up and i can't be having that!!!#like he's so transparent lmfao.#how do i know tom thinks greg is beautiful?? well who else do you say would be fit to take over from your beautiful wife if she died #ALSO tom is just surprised that greg bit back he's not even like. angry? idk i feel like if anyone else said that they'd be #family guy on the floor pose #about shiv being out of his league i mean #HE EVEN LOOKED AT GREGS MOUTH WHEN HE DID THAT LMFAOOO HE THOUGHT THAT WAS HOT #GOD I HATE HIM HAHAaaaaaaahh #AND AFTER GREG SAYS PROVE IT IT JUST CUTS OFF?!??! DID YALL GO FUCK IN THE BATHROOM IM MDDDWDWKDW #ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT PREV POST/WHAT HAPPENED PREVIOUSLY. THEY TOUCHED EACH OTHER LIGHTLY DIDNT EVEN HUG.#and as i said it felt sort of like ''i don't wanna spoil your outfit we can do that later anyway when we fuck raw''#then you get this. and the cut off. so like. come on what the fuck am i supposed to think. just ignore it??#ALSO sorry. sorry. BUT TOMS FACE DURING IT ALL HES LIKE 20 YEARS YOUNGER!!!!!!! AAARRAHgh #ALSO!!!! sorry. sorry. sorry. but why are the colours the bisexual flag in the bg. why. for what reason.#tom keeps looking at gregs mouth all throughout talking about how he fucks. so fuck him. prove it pussy.

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polaroidcats · 5 months

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If money and eco impact were no object, what luxury would you indulge in every day? ❤️❤️❤️

Hello friend, what a good question!!! 💖

The first thing that came to my mind were avocados, because at heart I am nothing but a millenial basic bitch and would 100% eat avocado toast for breakfast every day if I could!! And also other exotic fruits that can't be grown locally, I try to mostly buy seasonal/local food where I can, so kiwis, bananas, pineapples, mangoes etc. always are more of a special treat, and they are quite expensive because they always have to be imported. Oh and I would also buy like fancy smoothies daily if money + eco impact were no issues, smoothies and juices have become ridiculously expensive here in the last few years!!

ask me random questions

#ask game #squintclover #💚💚💚#thank u for sending this question !!! it's such a good thought experiment #my answer feels so boring i'm sure as soon as i post it i will think of something more interesting than avocados #my first impulse was to say travel but i wouldnt do that daily

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ayyy-imma-ninja · 11 months

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Do the fairy boys like avocados? Have they ever tried them?

They have tried it, and they don’t like the texture of avocado

#answered ask #fairy au #dca fairy au #sundrop fairy #moondrop fairy #blue moon fairy #lunar fairy #avocado

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terra-tortoise · 2 years

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whats the most underrated fr color(s) in your opinion

#i think its cinnamon #flight rising #scribes #pspspsps give me answers i wanna look at dragons with colors i dont think abt #oh i meant on the ah but like. if you wanna post your beasts of underrated colors. please feel free #OH EMERALD emerald and avocado are underrated (<- guy whose custom progen has those colors #if you say pearl or obsidian im exploding you #another underrated one: caribbean specifically flaunt/flair

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mxwhore · 9 months

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What’s your favorite sandwiches

when it comes to food, im a homely guy. nothing tops our chilean sammys

#my favorite is the chacarero (tomato green brean chili mayo and steak)#but the barros luco has a pretty heartwarming story #in thr 1910 we had a president called ramón barros luco that visited the same family cafe and asked them for the same steak cheese mix #it was a banger so ofc its now very popular around the country and even argentina and brazil i think #really fucking good #i also enjoy the italianos (avocado mayo tomato and steak) and my homemade sammys #tessa answers!

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toomuchracket · 12 days

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drunk me bought a weighted eeyore. i had way too many avacado margaritas

i feel like a weighted eeyore is a necessary purchase actually

#also avocado margs??? intriguing #mads answers asks #chatty bits

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blastburnt · 26 days

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when i was 5 my mum gave me some avocado but i didn't like it so she suggested i put it in some milk. just like that. i still didn't like it. she suggested i put more milk. i stll didn't like it. it must've been some twisted joke because it left me witj a bowl of milk with avocado chunks

#i recounted this to her to see if she could explain this but No. I'm left without answers #unforch this experience made me very apprehensive towards avocados #like i'll have guac but anytbing else is on thin ice..#btext

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mentally-unstable-avocado · 8 months

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thoughts of guacamole?

Solid dip for tortilla chips.

#avocado speaks #avocado answers #asks #food opinion

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juno-infernal · 1 month

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plantains that I'll forget to fry before they get moldy

you got it. should i also grab some avocados that will take their time ripening and then when you finally give up and ignore them for a minute will spontaneously decay into goop

#m #answered #actually it’s probably too early for avocados isn’t it. idk. i’m not into avocados.#that’s a mortal sin for a southern californian btw so let’s keep it between us.

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peppinopizzapizzeria · 10 months

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hey can i get avocado on my pziza

and no sauce pls