so in first year voldemort finally got to be DADA teacher sort of. did he help quirrell plan lessons? or was he super passive aggressive and jealous about it and constantly going on about how all of quirrell's lessons sucked and he could've done it much better?
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The virgin H*rry P*tter: Somehow discriminates against every minority all at once, basic plot, no queer characters, shoved into a new format ever three or so years, the main characters are dicks but we're supposed to find it endearing, created by a literal nazi denier, needs to just shut the fuck up at this point.
The chad A Very Potter Musical: Does NOT discriminate or use boring and harmful stereotypes, much more interesting and amusing plot, literally one of the main ships is queer and healthy despite being between the antagonists, packaged into a neat trilogy, created by college students that have begun to reinvent musical theater, when the main characters are dicks it is actually acknowledged, whenever they play the entire audience sings every word.
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What did you Expect? (1/1) (jegulus | wolfstar)
"You know your cousin's kid is a little brat," Regulus chided, waggling a finger at Sirius.
"Oh so now she's my cousin?" Sirius retorted, drawing out the 'my' and feigning a pearl clutch.
"Well technically she's always been your cousin," Regulus volleyed back matter-of-factly.
"She's your cousin too Reg, and in fact we only talk to her because of you," Sirius huffed.
"All I'm saying is he is a little shit." Regulus folded his arms as he spoke with a tone of finality.
"Darling, I don't know how to tell you this but umm what did you expect? First of all he's a Malfoy... second of all you know who his parents are, and honestly a kid named Draco has to be a bully otherwise he would get bullied." James placed a gentle hand on Regulus' shoulder as came to stand behind him.
Regulus fell into James' chest, and leaning his head back on James' shoulder he sighed: "well maybe he needs to be bullied," and a small glint appeared in his eyes.
"Reg, no. Come on Harry would be so upset."
Regulus quickly spun around to look at James. He pointed a finger at him, "oh fine but if it wasn't for him I would be bullying that twerp."
"Agreed" Sirius and James said in unison.
"What did he do?" Remus asked.
Sirius' mouth fell open in brief betrayal. "Moony come on. You can't seriously be trying to play devil's advocate. It's Lucius Malloy's boy! He's bound to be a dick," Sirius waved his arms dramatically as he spoke, but no one missed the upturn of his lips as he purposefully messed up the last name.
"I just want to know the story," Remus said waving Sirius off, who only rolled his eyes in response.
"You just want the gossip," Regulus corrected.
"Sue me," Remus said shrugging his shoulders.
"He bought his way onto the quidditch team and then called his daddy when Harry beat him anyway before breaking his arm..." James explained.
"HE BROKE HIS ARM?" Remus jumped up from his seat. He looked between the three others incredulously.
"Technically his house elf set a bludger after him," Regulus corrected.
"Here we go again, you and the elves..." Sirius threw his arms in the air and dropped them quickly by his side.
Regulus continued as if Sirius didn't exist: "If I thought he was smart enough to charm it himself, I would be pushing it harder, but that kid is as dumb as his hair is blonde. Harry is fine though, Madame Pomfrey is excellent as always." Regulus glossed over the insult and quickly a warm feeling fell over the group at the reminder of Madame Pomfrey's caring abilities.
After a moment Remus spoke. Breaking the silence: "It's a good thing he's got a crush on the Weasley girl,"
The others looked at him a bit quizzically.
"What? If he's anything like his fathers, we'll all be lucky if doesn't end up in love with the boy," And Remus burst into laughter. While Sirius' barks soon followed, James and Regulus shared worried looks.
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DISCLAIMER: Though this poll is about a H*rry P*tter fan project, I do NOT support official HP material or JKR in any way shape or form. This is about Starkid alone. Do not come at me about HP related shit in the notes or my asks, you WILL be blocked (people who are still into HP find another fucking book)
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i have a few things to say on the hp reboot:
don't watch it, stop supporting J.K. Rowling, if only directly
go watch A Very Potter Musical instead. it's on youtube, it was made by a bunch of college kids, it is SO MUCH BETTER thank actual harry potter and is not antisemitic, terf-y, or homophobic.
seriously y'all, AVPM is nonprofit and i doubt jk even know about it. stop giving this bitch your money, she doesn't deserve it.
in my opinion it is okay to enjoy harry potter as long as you are not financially fuelling JK, that's why i used to buy all my hp things on etsy and read things on ao3.
thank you for coming to my ted talk
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