Phil's gonna get some exclusive gunpowder real soon

Redrawing Manberg’s Fighting Tournament!

Shall we make a toast?

Now that I know Sam can put multiple people in Dream’s cell, I want everyone in that one cell. 

Dream is there for server crimes. Techno is there for suspicion of being a Dream Ally. Revivebur and Michael McChill are Dream Apologists. Ranboo, Philza, and Niki tried to break Techno out and got stuck. Tubbo went after Ranboo. Tommy went after Tubbo. Quackity went on his way to torture Dream and it was too crowded to leave. The rest of the Las Nevadas Crew joined, thinking Quackity and Wilbur were there for a reason. Eret and Captain Puffy followed Foolish in. Bad and Ant get imprisoned for egg crimes. 

All the individual transparent pieces to my last post! (Edit: This post is actually performing better so I’m moving the full piece here lmao) 

it's ok guys he's the main character's mentor and those guys usually get- wait fuck uh oh

Awesamdude: this is a prison sirs… not a meet and greet area…

fff (forced found family)

so much is going on here

dream's character in S2

I know people like going oh no what if Tubbo dies he only has one life it'll be so angsty and sad and blah blah blah. But this is fucking Tubbo guys. He could just ignore the fact he died. He could refuse to die. He could just fucking pull some "soul-bonded to Tommy and or Ranboo" bullshit on us. He could pull some I die when I feel like it shit. He could waltz into limbo playing Gangham Style, fucking punch Schlatt and walk the fuck out. He could tell the three lives thing to go fuck itself, simply stating he's Built Different. He could do so fucking much with this guys. Y'all have such low expectations for my guy.

Tubbo would not pull some Ghostbur type shit if he came back as a ghost. It would not be angsty, it would be terrifying. He wouldn't go the oh I lost all my bad memories and am now all nice and sweet route. No. He would be the exact same, but immortal. He is a ghost, and no longer fears death. Death fears him. He can no longer be killed, and all he has to do is worry about his husband, his Tommy, and his son all day. He would become a menace to society, and a Threat. Sam would put him in the prison for being dangerous, but he'd just float through the walls.

Kristin doesn't know if she can manage another one of Phil's illegitimate kids for over 5 minutes, and would rather not try.

present day / present time

I started this the moment the last stream ended and yet I was somehow SLOWER than the pig and now it makes no sense bc they went and made the prison bell canon

comprehensive axis chart of fanon interpretations of dsmp characters

in conclusion i cannot find a direct correlation between inhuman features in a character and fandom horniness. some of u are just thirsty as fuck ig

Another of my favorite moments from Ponk’s stream today was Ponk telling Sam that all of the bad things he’s done are going to catch up to him one day but he’ll be there for him anyway because he know Sam’ll need somewhere to go. And Sam replying along the lines of “i haven’t done any bad things. i’m a good person. ……do you think i’m a bad person?” And after a long pause Ponk finally simply replied “… i’m biased.”

the fact that Techno's "Pranking Skeppy on the DSMP" video is technically lore KILLS ME

pov you’re the local theater director on the dream smp