#awkward asks

[an-akward-ace]

This just makes me think of the time my cousin was showing us how long she could hold her breath for and my gma said “no way, she HAS to be breathing through her ears”

also my old broken Christmas furby who’s my family’s elf on the shelf

#It was the cig in the ear that made me think of it #awkward asks #There that can be my tag for asks #:)

[zarla-s]

Just thinking. Gaster had been in the void for quite a long while, surely long enough to where he was used to not seeing anything. So when Sans teleported him out, I feel like suddenly having light in his eye would've left him hissing in pain as he shields his eye, and all the dialogue that's in that scene gets put on hold for several long minutes XD

TRULY THE GREATEST PUNISHMENT OF ALL assuming eye sockets work for skeletons like that, haha.

Gaster swearing is like :o but I was thinking about that one older comic where he swore in front of the brothers and they started copying him, much to his dismay. Not a common thing, but sometimes!

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#asks and answers #custarduwu #undertale #handplates #sans #papyrus #gaster #asgore #z art #z comic #awkward silence ensues #sssss ahhh... sssss ahhhh... #go to bed zar

[sieluritari]

A lot of us with ADHD are familiar with the concept of time blindness, but for anyone who isn't: it's a neurological inability to have a consistent sense of the passage of time. If you put me in an empty room, gave me a button and told me to press it when I think it's been 15 minutes, I might press it after..... idk, anywhere between 3 minutes and 2 hours? And if we repeated it the next day the result would probably be wildly different!

But something I've only seen mentioned in one (1) Reddit post, which took some extensive digging to find, is the same effect extending to ALL things measured in numbers. Distance, weight, length, height, amount, space, volume, percentage... For me, small numbers are a bit easier, I could approximate a centimetre probably, but a metre would be much harder and 10 or 100 would likely miss the mark by a lot. Also, anything that can't be easily measured with a ruler or a measuring tape (like weight or volume) is even harder since I don't encounter reference points (like a 1kg hand weight) for those as frequently as I see visual representations of specific lengths.

It's not dyscalculia or anything like that, I'm decent at math (and the OP of the Reddit post was a math major) and I have no other difficulties with numbers, it's just a disconnect in translating real life experiences like sensory input into numbers (and possibly also inconsistent processing of sensory input? Like how the same sound volume is okay one day but hurts my ears the next?), which I think is basically the same thing as what happens with time blindness. For now I've been calling it "measurement blindness" since I've never seen a name for it anywhere, but maybe "quantity blindness" could also work?

I've talked to other people with time blindness to see if they experience this too, but so far none of them have known what I'm talking about. I'd really like to know how many of us are out there and if anyone knows literally anything actually scientific about this very inconvenient phenomenon!

Tl;dr: bc I am wordy:

It's like time blindness but for all things measured in numbers

Not dyscalculia or caused by it

Pretty much never seen it talked about anywhere

Please tell me if it sounds familiar and/or you know something about it, thank

#adhd #time blindness #let me tell you it gets real fucking awkward every time someone asks for my estimate on anything numbers based #like 'hey kuura how far would you say the store is? like a km maybe one and a half?' #and i'm like buddy you'd get a better answer from a toddler than me #and even if i took a precisely 1km walk every day #it would feel like a different distance every fucking time #especially if the route was always different #nd things

[stealingpotatoes]

star wars au: everything is the same but anakin plays supermassive black hole during the mustafar fight

your mind holy shit

#the greatest thing to come out of yoda reading twilight #i added a slightly green filter to add to the twilight vibe #star wars #revenge of the sith #thanks for the ask! #also i tried removing the background music but it removed all the sfx so i have really awkward audio of the fight w no music or sabers #misc tag

[nerdpoe]

Danny decides to render the Anti-Ecto acts useless. He goes a little Villain-y.

He uses his ghost abilities to get shit tons of ecto and dump them in the water supplies of large cities.

If everyone is Liminal, then the laws have to be revoked. Right?

...

...Right?

Meanwhile in an apartment in Metropolis, Clark and Lois stare at each other in shock as she hovers a solid three feet off the ground.

On her own.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #superman #lois lane #danny phantom #danny fenton #and yes #bruce does receive an emergency call from clark asking if having uh #fun times #with a human #would be enough to like contaminate said human #bruce is dealing with almost every single Gothamite suddenly materializing abilities #and using them to try to bypass notorious Gotham traffic #and accidentally creating whole new traffic areas #and he doesn't have time to deal with clark's awkward sex ed questions #“go ask your hologram father kal” #“but unless you've fucked every single person in Gotham AND Lois that's not what's happening”

[distant--shadow]

As a prompt, would you draw Imogen and Delilah? Or maybe just Delilah possessing Laudna, with Imogen?

there ya go anon! aware you were probably wanting Imogen giving sass or kicking ass but I'm weak

#imodna #imogen temult #laudna #critical role #delilah briarwood #took me a while to find where asks are on the app ngl #locating the pencil on my drawing programme has honestly made things a lot easier #most of the times I'd try to draw sketchy/quick stuff before it'd look so heavy and awkward and would take me so much time for something #without that much detail or rendering #anyhow #ty digital pencil #ty physical pencil

[abbeyofcyn]

#rottmnt #art #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #future leo #future mikey #sketches #instead of hugging or asking for a hug I just bump into them #mostly my mum or sister #they get it #you couldve sent donnie to the future #you couldve had awkward donnie and strict leo #but that's alright i will just enjoy the options inside my brain #and try to continue the comic soon

[time-woods]

I WAS TRYING TO ASK HOW WOULD HIS EXOSKELETON UNDER HIS 'EXOSKELETON' LOOK BUT I PHRASED IT TERRIBLY AND MY PFP ISNT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

#prismos search history^ #not for nefarious reasons but just cause hes curious and has no clue how bugs work/cant ask him directly cause that would be real awkward #this is terrible #im sharing this here as well because i must admit it is a bit funny #BUT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT ! ! IM JUST AWFUL AT WORDS #my ass got lampooned over this so fast #im just trying to design him a proper exoskeleton #ALSO MY FRIEND ASKED FOR A IMAGE TO LIKE MAKE SENSE OF HIS EXOSKELETON BUT I SENT THE WRONG ONE AND IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK WORSE 4 ME #this is how i die #adventure time #fionna and cake #scarab the god auditor

[the-awkward-outlaw]

did that link send you to a cactus video too or was that referencing something else 😭

Lol it sent me straight to tik tok but nothing else. Honestly I'd prefer a cactus. Call me a loser, but I don't care for TikTok

#awkward asks #not rdr2 #tiktoksucks #i prefer vine

[b1deo]

You said you drew Tim with too surgery scars in that one picture but covered them up because you liked his outfit, so are you able to do a drawing so we can see his scars? ε>

This is kinda rough, but you get the idea!!! Also added a Brian for dramatic effect (trans tape Brian, beloved… I miss him every day…)

ALSO! extra art and the original uncovered version here, cause it’s just been lying around pdfdhdd-

#marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #tim wright #brian marble hornets #brian thomas #tim wright marble hornets #also to all the other people who have sent me asks #I am so incredibly sorry for not responding #I only noticed them MONTHS after they were sent #and now I feel awkward about responding #BUT THANKS FOR ALL THE KIND WORDS!! #asks #my art

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

............... Are the kids on here okay? Don't they have like,,,,, parents who love each other?

#what am i asking or course they don't #they're on tumblr #i do #which makes me a tumblr unicorn #but hello people older than 20 flirting is the exact opposite of cringe what are you saying #it's wayyyyyyyy less awkward

[xiaq]

After setting up for an onsite demo, I was talking to the project owner in the conference room, waiting for everyone else to arrive, when I noticed this giant pile of post-it note cubes in all different colors, all mixed together. And I was like. No. Absolutely not.

So I reached over and, while still chatting, got them all sorted by color and then lined my color stacks up in ROYGBIV order, nice and tidy.

Project owner: Ah. I see you have a touch of the 'tism as well.

Me: Whoops.

Project owner: Probably half the people that will be in this room do too, you're among friends.

#lol #ah yes #the tech world #home of the neurodiverse #mylife #workthings #Literally though a great icebreaker at networking dinners is to just ask people what their weekend passion is #which is great at getting over awkward silences #and has honestly taught me a lot about my customers but also introduced me to some very niche hobbies #because boy do tech folks tend to have hyperfixations they are dying to discuss with someone

[oneofthosenightbees]

Hc that leshy often clings to his siblings to get around the cult and avoid others

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #cotl leshy #cotl heket #cotl kallamar #cotl shamura #leshy hangs around heket the most since she’s super protective of him which leshy gladly uses to avoid talking to literally anyone else #if she’s not available then he goes to kallamar to either complain gossip or both #then if he’s not available then shamura but he finds it annoying how social they are with the others #esp the lamb #and then Narinder is like a last resort #it’s complicated but it’s better than asking the lamb for literally anything #so he’ll tolerate the awkwardness a little bit before getting to his destination

[otaku553]

I have an agenda.

Long hair teenage sabo.

#one piece #sabo #you cannot convince me that he did not have a long hair phase #like if he grew out his hair to hide his scar he has to have tried more to hide it more thoroughly #I found a fic recently that followed sabo’s growing up in the revolutionary army and it was really really good #I want to see more amnesiac teenage sabo acting awkward around his peers because even back on dawn he had only two friends #more of kids being insensitive and asking about his scar which even he has no idea how he got #and koala and him being antagonistic towards each other #and them slowly becoming friends #anyways I’m so. I tried going onto YouTube to see if there were any good video analyses of sabo #and like yeah I can see why sabo would be a divisive character #but I also completely forgot that there are one piece readers who have not an ounce of media literacy #or respect for female characters #something something ‘sabo is like an oc insert because he exists so distant from everything and just in time to replace ace’ SHUT UP #or ‘favoritism towards sabo because he has a hot girl following him around and more hot girls in the revolutionaries’ I AM GOING TO GO INSA #KOALA IS HER OWN CHARACTER AND AN EXTREMELY INTERESTING ONE THAT DOES NOT EXIST JUST TO BE EYE CANDY OFF OF SABO’ ARM #SABO IS AN AMAZING CHARACTER IN LINE WITH THE THEMES OF ONE PIECE AROUND FREEDOM AND EQUALITY

[akanemnon]

i wanna see asriel and kris do the ackward sibling hug plzzzzz

Only the finest of references

#ask #twin runes #kris dreemurr #asriel dreemurr #awkward sibling hug

[mortyenthusiast]

first time meeting

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #in my mind their first interactions are forced and strenuous and awkward #rick is grieving and focused on his “bait” plan and he knows about the whole rick&morty dynamic. he doesnt want to talk to these people #and morty is on edge because like this weird ass old man just crashed into your house and . Is Living here now I Guess #AND THEYRE BOTH BIG FAT AUTISTS!!!! #one day they just start talking randomly idk. rick makes a joke around the breakfast table and asks morty if he thought that was funny #and then theyre inseparable