#awooga awooga

[kanakori]

might as well post this here too nyehehe

#izzy hands #god that scene ruined me #sir i did not hear ANYTHING u said #con o'neill #ofmd #our flag means death 2 #our flag means death #ofmd fanart #fanart #sketch #awooga awooga #kanakori art

[fbfh]

Leo Valdez is such a goddamn sexy motherfucker and he's so goddamn romantic but you swear to god you've never been more attracted to him than when he gets all protective over you. You're visiting some family and old friends in your hometown and you're... aprehensive. there's a reason you haven't really talked to these people in so long, and Leo's heard plenty of stories about all them so he has an idea of what you're getting yourselves into. normally you wouldn't have agreed to go at all, much less stay as long as you are, but this time is different, because you have Leo with you. everyone you're visiting would have insisted you bring him anyway, they haven't gotten to meet him properly and are curious to say the least. honestly, there's a good chance you're enganged at this point, so even if that weren't the case, there's no way Leo's letting you try to handle a stressful situation like this by yourself. he wouldn't have before but he's sure as hell not going to now. you get through a day and a half before something happens, which all things considered isn't too bad. what your relative said was shitty, but the way they said it was shittier. you stare at the floor for a second, processing what the fuck that was. you don't even need to look at Leo to know the exact expression on his face, but before you can, he pulls you into the kitchen to get more drinks. "Are you okay?" He asks through a laugh that's both outraged at what just happened and in total disbelief that someone really just said that to you. It would be funny if it were happening to someone else. "Yeah..." you say with a similar tone. He brushes his thumb over your cheek lovingly, and it's so soothing you can feel the sting of their words already fading. "Why don't you go upstairs and take a breather?" He offers, still holding his drink in his other hand. You nod, thinking about how nice it will be to have a few minutes to yourself. "Good," he starts, and you can see the change in his eyes, "you go take care of yourself, I'll take care of them." His tone is subtly sharper towards the end, and you know he's ready to unleash hell on whoever made you upset. You watch him down the rest of his drink before heading back into the living room, and even when you're upstairs, you can't stop thinking about how nice his hands looked in the light diffused through his glass.

#drabbles #heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus x reader #leo valdez #leo valdez x reader #leo valdez drabbles #heroes of olympus drabbles #LEO DOWNING A DRINK BEFORE DEFENDING YOUR HONOR >>>>>>>> #I FUCKING MOANED WHEN I THOUGHT OF THIS VISUAL #AWOOGA AWOOGA

[alyundoodls]

my king sombra brainrot is coming back in full force orz ...... i even gave him a humanoid version a few months ago

#alyunart #digital art #mlp fim #king sombra #oooHHH MANN #*screeching intensifies* #awooga awooga #I love him so much SO MUCH #i can fix him actually

[declanscunt]

ARF ARF FUCKING ARF

#AWOOGA AWOOGA #eating him. chewing him. spitting him out. eating him. AOSHAKAKSJSK AWKWKDJDJ #jeremy strong

[itwasthereaminuteago]

Can't you just imagine Matt lying across his laps and him dishing out a well deserved spanking with those nice big hands??

Now you can!

You're welcome.

Uhhhhhh omg yes yes I can fully imagine that in glorious high def 4k thank you very much... and Frank really enjoys taking his time turning Matty into a desperate, panting, whiny mess with a couple of nice matching burning pink cheeks, just begging Frank to stop...

and Frank does eventually stop, rewarding Matt with a very thorough rimming 😁

#awooga awooga #fratt smut #matt murdock x frank castle #thanks yet again babe 😘 #oh and matt probably cums all over Frank's jeans and he makes him clean it up

[it-is-i-zim]

More people should know about the 1987 Suicide Squad run for this reason

#captain boomerang #george harkness #digger harkness #awooga awooga #bark bark bark #woof woof woof #bark #bark bark #I want him to do unspeakable things to me

[not-from-your-town]

Hit Parade. (August 1994). Who’s Hot and Who’s Not: A Special Report. pp. 52-57

But ask the average fan - or even the average rock star - about where music is going, and you're liable to end up with a different answer for every person you ask. But thankfully, we at Hit Parader, in our divine wisdom, are here to clear this cloudy picture for ya. We're here to tell you, who's hot... and who's not.

#BARKING at jerry #awooga awooga #good read too #magazines #soundgarden #pearl jam #alice in chains #nirvana #stone temple pilots

[wildcard777]

#downtime #fortnite #jonesy fortnite #jonesy #FANNING MYSELF #awooga awooga #i think about these shots daily btw. i wanna see him fight more

[has-gilgamesh-doneanythingwrong]

I imagine some of the servants like Cu, Robin and Mori (idk why I just think Mori can hunt and he does hunt bears often) would bring back their catches to A. To show off and B. To share food with master and ya know the way to master's heart is through her stomach. Got any hcs based on this??

Hello anon, thank you very much for the request. Usually I don't allow requests with four characters, but as this is my final batch (possibly forever), I will make an exception for this!!!!

Also sorry, but I am going to have to change your request a little bit to 'eating together with master' just because I think it would be even more fun to take various possible approaches to this. Like what if one guy does it as part of a date, the other one does it whilst you're farming together, and another just hands you the food to show off his killing prowess?

Note: Fem! master, hunting/ killing wild animals, cooking wild animals, the outdoors.

Lancer Cu, Robin Hood and Mori Nagayoshi Eating Together with Master (Fem! Master)

Lancer Cu

✩ From hunting ferocious animals such as wild boar, to being a seasoned fisherman; Cu takes great pride in his hunting abilities.

✩ Enjoying a lengthy forest hike under an endless canopy of verdant trees, the two of you bask within the natural scenery; as you make headway through vast lengths of grass, passing many interesting and wonderful creatures along the way. The two of you liked to go on outings such as these at times, enjoying spending time with one another.

✩ The conversation eventually takes a natural turn towards the topic of food and hunger- your stomach rumbling as you talk passionately about the foods you enjoy. Your haul of shared snacks was starting to run extremely thin, and you were hungry as hell! Finding that to be pretty cute, he laughs.

✩ Chipping in with a few legendary tales of his own, the two of you engage within some lighthearted banter on what you could possibly eat today (especially within a forest as isolated and remote as the one you were currently traipsing through). For Lancer though, this made for the perfect timing to pull out yet another special 'trick' of his...

✩ "Heh, you really seem to appreciate some good food, huh? How about I treat you to a good catch as thanks for today! Ever tried boar before?" As you shake your head to signal a 'no', Lancer's eyes twinkle with joy. If that was the case, then you'd be in for a real treat tonight.

✩ Whether it's a stroke of bad or good luck is anybody's guess, but the two of you had the misfortune of encountering one of the deadliest Demonic Boars known to man, miasma pooling from its tusks as it angrily barrels towards you. Though you feel scared, to Cu; such a challenge is exactly within his element!

✩ Swiftly scooping you out of harm's way, he delves head-first into his battle frenzy, as him and the boar have a rather heated showdown.

✩ However, one thing is certain. Though he could've likely ended the battle pretty quickly if he tried, thanks to him wishing to show off to you the sheer extent of his skills as a spearman; be prepared for bouts of spear-twirling, elegant leaps and dashing attacks that transform the battle almost into a beautiful dance.

✩ Feeling your eyes watching every moment of this exchange, Lancer's heart sings with joy. He hopes that you're enjoying this just as much as he is (and if it gets you excited, then all the better).

✩ Eventually, he FINALLY kills the boar; his tightly-fitted spandex figure overshadowed by the humongous creature that he hauls over his shoulders; clearly proud of his catch. When you praise him for the exciting show, he beams from ear-to-ear with bliss.

✩ Once you finally find a safe clearing for the day, as the two of you kindle a warm fire; the stars shimmer brightly within the night sky as you roast massive chunks of boar meat together under the fire.

✩ Was the meat delicious? Well...that may be up for debate. But one thing is for certain- it was made with a lot of care.

Robin Hood

🍃 Nature is like a second home to Robin Hood. It's where he made a living, met many great allies and had a good time. So when you asked for his help with farming materials for ascension as well as collecting supplies for the canteen, Robin was pleased that you'd look to him for assistance!

🍃 What starts off as a rather casual bout of farming becomes a guide to foraging, as Robin Hood guides you through what plants have medicinal qualities, as well as the herbs he'd recommend for you to stock the kitchen with.

🍃 Though he initially planned to only fulfil his duties and leave, your curiosity and rampant interest in nature inadvertently brought out his more talkative side. (Though he's not quite chuffed by this at first, he's secretly having a very good time!)

🍃 Time passes as if it's a blur, your stomach signaling that it's finally time to eat. As you blush slightly at the powerful gurgling of your ravenous belly, Robin smirks slightly as he cracks a small joke. "Haha, I almost mistook that rumbling as a sign of an enemy threat! Say, master. I'll get some grub for us. That's one of my duties as a Servant, after all!"

🍃 Well the two are you are in luck, for the abominable chicken foes that have become a staple of many FGO events are populating this area (though it shouldn't be geographically possible). As soon as he sees them far away in the distance- he certainly has a keen sense of sight- Robin shoots you the peace sign as he conceals his physical form.

It's time for the hunt!

🍃 And with that, he's off! Like a master of natural terrain, Robin Hood glides throughout the trees, an invisible shadow swiftly creeping behind unsuspecting chicken foes, and striking them solidly in the vitals with his nifty crossbow . Rather than taking them head-on, Robin tackles his foes from the sidelines. Instead of making a spectacle of his skills, Robin Hood is slightly more low-key focusing more on how he can be of use instead.

🍃 By the time he's back, he has a massive haul of chicken carcasses. As you compliment him for his impressive skills, Robin hood awkwardly scratches his face, blushing slightly from your praise. It certainly did feel good for him to have such value in your eyes, even if it would be somewhat of a struggle for him to admit that aloud.

🍃 But there was one glaring issue... Robin's arrows contained poison. Which meant that poison would be in the chicken carcasses as well, right? As you brought that up to a bemused Robin, his own eyes widened a little at how much you remembered about how his weaponry works. However, he reassures you that things will be okay, he has a few strategies up his sleeve to drain the poison out so that neither of you would be affected- only then for him to also recall your anti-poison stat as well.

🍃 Finding this to be rather funny, his grin widens. It seemed like the two of you had grown to know each other pretty well... a warm feeling seeps through his chest at that. He's so glad that he could meet a master as loyal as you, who had a genuine interest in people like him.

🍃 As you help him with the preparations and feast over some chicken over a fire grill together, the two of you continue talking about everything and nothing all at once, conversation flowing freely through the cerulean skies.

Mori Nagayoshi

☼ Mori Nagayoshi loves the thrill of the kill. Whether it's a strong opponent or a ferocious beast, he finds great pleasure in taking down his foes; relishing in the bloodshed and glory. However, now that he's working in your service, Mori has discovered something else...he also loves it when you praise him for such efforts.

☼ Wondering how he can repay you for your continued support of him as a vassal, he decides to showcase his very best to you, by going on his lonesome to catch a tremendous beast- one like no other...

☼ "Oi, Master! This is good timing, I've finally found ya. Check this out!!!" Beaming from ear to ear like a cheerful angel of death; blood marring his entire body, as his dangerously sharp teeth glint with glee; Mori Nagayoshi knocks upon your door one evening. "I hope you'll be excited, 'cause I've got the greatest offering for you yet! Hehe."

☼ As you greet him, unsurprised by his heavily soiled form; your eyes widen to saucers as you regard the absolutely enormous... bear? Beast? Monster(?) that was sprawled out against the once clinically clean metallic flooring of the Chaldea Halls. Looking back and forth between the floor and Mori's bloodied form, he rocks on his feet with anticipation at how you were going to thank him for his kill.

☼ You compliment him on his strength on destroying such a gigantic creature (which fills him with such an exquisite sense of joy), however you question him as to what is meant to happen next. "Eh...I ain't sure myself...didn't quite think that far. But trust me, bear meat is fucking great!"

☼ And just like that, an "aha!" moment of inspiration strikes between you both. Seeing as you were hungry and hadn't eaten dinner yet, how about making some bear? Mori finds the prospect exciting, glad to share his tips on skinning and cooking the meat. "Thanks, master. I'm looking forward to cooking with you."

☼ Despite the stench and terrifying figure of blood- encrusted form, you are so overcome with happiness that you leap right into a hug, which he returns tenfold; twirling you in the air. The cheer is palpable between you both, as he finally lets you go to clean himself up a bit.

☼ Thus, for the remainder of the night, both of you prepare a bloody feast, the warm bear stew soothing both your insides. Though it's been a chaotic interlude, you were glad to be spending such a great time by Mori's side.

☼ As for Mori himself, an unspeakably mellow feeling reigns within his heart, sentimentality gripping his chest. To not flee in fear at the sight of such an unusual gift, and to accept his unique form of affection so wholeheartedly... Mori was unsure on how to express such gratitude.

#cu chulainn #lancer cu chulainn #robin hood #mori nagayoshi #fate series #fgo #fgo headcanons #mastersona #gilgawriting #awooga awooga #yes i used powerpoint to help slot all the bois into one image

[michaelousaftonous]

Harrow: i cannot conceive a universe without you in it

Gideon: *gently backflips*

#gideon x harrow #gideon the 9th #gideon nav #harrowhawk #awooga awooga #hi rhys #what is this #going to start biting #im sobbing rn

[dickcheneyshousepet]

keishin ukai (26) has such strong “guy who started going gray in his teens” energy. it started happening right after high school, and once he realized, he freaked the fuck out and immediately dyed his whole head blonde to cover it up. he just kind of stayed insecure about it for a few years, but one day ittetsu noticed the grays in his roots and convinced him that it was hot. half his hair is gray post timeskip. he feels so much hotter than he did as an insecure, freaked-out kid.

#men with salt and pepper hair… #especially young guys… #awooga awooga #haikyuu #ukai keishin #coach ukai #takeda ittetsu

[legoyass]

Thorin Oakenshield as that one photo of John Cena 

#thorin #my babygirl #john cena #accidentally gave him a massive rack #fanart #hobbit #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #this is what heart eyes bilbo from a few posts ago was looking at #dad bod thorin supremacy #lotr #tolkienverse #hobbit fanart #thorin art #digital art #my art #my little pony #awooga awooga

[fbfh]

Fuuuuuuuccckkkkkkk. I got the notif while I was at work, and lemme tell you, I have never turned a deeper shade of red than I did then reading the notif for Vampire Leo😂I couldn’t read it then and there bc, work, but I’m glad no one saw me turn bright tomato red

~Love, Evie

OOOOH GIRL. you and me both tbh.

vampire!Leo loves when you blush. he loves when you turn tomato red, he loves getting your blood pumping. not only does he think it's cute, but fuck it makes you smell good. he loves teasing you before he feeds on you, staring at you with an unwavering gaze and nudging his knee between your thighs. he'll get you so worked up until you're a blushing squirming mess. you look so cute, so human when you get all nervous like this, and it makes you even more delicious. when he finally teases you so much that neither of you can take it anymore, when his teeth graze over your pulse and his fluffy curls tickle your cheek. it won't take long before you start beggin. eventually his lips will brush against your skin so you feel his smirk and he'll murmur, low and playful into your ear. he shushes you, cooing gently.

"I know, I know... I shouldn't play with my food..."

#tumblr user marveldemigod17 #drabbles #leo valdez #leo valdez x reader #leo valdez drabbles #vampire!leo valdez #vampire au #vampire!leo #heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus x reader #heroes of olympus drabbles #AWOOGA AWOOGA #call me bella swan cause i'm about to be SLURPING that vampire dick #we're not getting into the logistics of vampire erections #but spoiler allert #feeding feels really good #for both parties #don't mind me being an absolute HOE for all Leo aus #and just regular leo #bc (panting overheated sweating emoji several times but I don't want to copy and paste it)

[fuerrziah]

MY TAKE ON SUNDAE 30K ON INSTAGRAM 😫

kaeya my beloved

#kaeya #kaeya genshin #genshin impact kaeya #genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #fanart #kaeya fanart #kaeya alberich #gi #awooga awooga

[chutty2thiq]

me when she hoot with her beak

@ashlynmud

#une chouette #yowzah #oh buddy #bow wow #awooga awooga #me when my little owl babe caws on my clunk #the early bird gets the worm

[shuniverse]

my favorite seos <3

seo soojin <3

seo changbin <3

they’re both so pretty and talented, I miss soojin :( she should come back >:(

changbin is so talented and such an amazing person he deserves all the love he gets :D also fuck the antis who think he’s fat and ugly >:( this man is beautiful and buff and I love him his smile is so cute too ahdhajdjah

pls interact if u love them omg

#seo changbin #seo soojin #changbin skz #soojin gidle #soojin #changbin #favorite seos #they deserve so much love #I love them so much #please give us soojin back I’m begging #changbin buff boy #soojin pretty lady #awooga awooga #seo supremacy #I know they’re not related but I love them so much