#ayyy-its-an-idiot

[arminsumi]

could you write anything about jealous aki? drabble/hc/ fic i'll take any thoughts you have on him

sending all the love to this beautiful blog of yours 💖💖💖

A Bit of A Situation

AKI アキ

Note : my moongem!! 😣💗 good to see u again!! thank u for bringing love n aki to me hehe. hope u enjoy!!

Aki; stood tall and stoic in an immaculately neat suit and tie.

His posture stiffens and throat constricts when he watches a sleazy co-worker chatting you up during a mission.

Aki's just cleaned his katana of blood with a smooth swipe of a cloth. He clicks it shut into its saya.

The co-worker isn't bad-looking, but Aki thinks you can do better. He clenches his jaw a bit when you laugh in response to his loud, obnoxious flirting.

Aki stares.

When he feels this prickling feeling in his chest, he's reminded of something someone asked him once;

"Aki, do you think you're the jealous type?"

"No, jealousy is immature."

And Aki has considered himself mature until he sees that sleazy co-worker chatting you up.

Why does it bother him? It just does. Aki heads over to you two, and uses his superiority to his advantage.

"Hey, idiots. Focus on the task at hand unless you want me putting your flirting session into my report to Makima, yeah?" he threatens with a stony face.

A stony face, a cold voice; but you smile when Aki speaks to you even if it's just to reprimand you. You just like him.

The co-worker disappears, leaning into his car to get his weapons and supplies.

"I wasn't flirting." you say to Aki, and he looks at you with slightly raised brows like he doesn't care.

"Okay." he responds, "I saw the exchange and saw you laughing with him. I think that constitutes as flirting."

"I was laughing at his attempt of flirting." you told him to clear up the misunderstanding.

Aki doesn't have a response; he feels a bit silly about his misjudgment.

He stiffens his shoulders.

You give him a smack on his shoulders.

"Lighten up. Your shoulders are so stiff sometimes I wonder if they're made of wood."

"I'm not usually this stiff, I swear." he replies awkwardly, like a teenager trying to prove to his crush that he's not a dork. It's funny to see small shifts in his demeanor when it's just you and him.

"What do you mean? You're always stiff. I think I should take you out for a spa day; you look like you could use a break."

Your name is called by another co-worker, detracting your attention from Aki. He feels a small pang of annoyance when the moment is interrupted.

"Ayyy, we need you. There's a bit of a situation in the lobby; we found someone's head."

You reply with one of your weird little jokes that Aki loves so much, "Oh no. Someone lost their head? That's not good, we should get it back on their shoulders. Okay, see you Aki."

"Don't call me Aki; I'm your senior."

"Mhm. My jealous senior." you tease flirtatiously.

Aki's back stiffens even more. He purses his lips and avoids your gaze, looking at the sky, the parking lot cars, the apartment windows, anything except you.

His eyes follow your back as you walk off to the apartment where the "situation" is commencing. Then he cringes at himself; crinkles the corners of his eyes and tightens his face like he just sucked on a lemon.

© arminsumi

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#fluff #aki #aki hayakawa #aki fluff #aki x reader #aki hayakawa x reader #aki csm #csm aki #chainsaw man fluff #csm fluff #csm x reader #aki chainsaw man

[soleilnomoon]

3/20!!!

AYO!!!

red velvet cupcake, lollipop, cake pop with whipped cream! for trafalgar law!! ayyyyyy 👉👉

just some cute domestic vibes with Wano!Law, Law stressing out over Luffy not being back yet and reader looking after him! then kinemon, mononosuke, penguin, shachi, and bepo (or whoever ✨) appearing like "AYYY BATHTIME" only to realise reader is there and freak out, causing Law to shambles them mid-scream 🤣

your prompts are so funny ily 💓 anyway, ty for being patient, as u know i am a slow writer, but i had fun (ofc i did, it's law) and i got second-hand embarrassment for everyone involved.

636 words (gasp, who am i), gn reader, sfw but suggestive, 18+ mdni, fluff (how could u); feat. law being a brat, reader having the patience of a saint, shower/bath time, would this count as voyeurism? maybe? idk, anyway law needs to just admit he's head over heels and get over himself, but will he?? no! brief cameo from bepo n frenz 💗

in hindsight, law realizes that it was foolish of him to think that the energetic straw hat captain would heed his words and follow his plan like the others. still, he really can’t believe the slight betrayal he feels when luffy deviates and does not arrive on time. he runs through several scenarios in his head over the hows and whys that might be the driving force behind luffy’s delay. all in all, he's stressed himself out beyond reason.

you tell him more than once that he needs to relax — despite his young age, you’re sure this level of stress isn’t good for the body. still, he barely hears or acknowledges your words until you gently place your hands on his face until you playfully squeeze his cheeks. that snaps him out of that bothersome daze, and he blinks several times before looking down at you, curiosity piqued now.

“do you trust me?” you ask on a whim, a teasing smile slipping onto your face, which only makes law narrow his eyes at you.

“not really,” he says rather quickly, although you know that he’s not being truthful. if anything, law trusts you entirely too much, which is a problem that he’s yet to rectify. his words don’t deter you, and your smile is much warmer when you tug on his hand and lead him to the bath house. questions swirl around inside of him, threatening to spill out, but he decides to keep them to himself for a moment, instead opting to trust you without hesitation.

it's surprisingly empty, which is great in your opinion — because it means you can help him relax without interruption. law manages to piece together what you have planned, and he can admit that he already feels the tension slowly leaving his body. the heat from the water helps relax his muscles, and you rub along his shoulders, kneading his skin firmly.

he grabs your wrist and turns to kiss you, lips moving against yours — the kiss is slow and sensual, igniting something deep within you. he pulls away to trail kisses along your jaw and neck, his palms are rough when they roam along your skin, but you’re so into it you don’t care.

“i’m supposed to be helping you relax,” you say with a sigh, the sound sweet, compelling him to pull you closer to him.

“you are,” he insists, and before he can say more, a cacophonous sound drifts inside, accompanied by the sounds of several pairs of heavy footsteps. it takes you a minute, but you soon realize that penguin, shachi, and bepo are there. you’re not sure who screams first but the noise is loud enough for law’s patience to come to and end. he casts a sharp glance their way, which only prompts them to ramble off excuses and flimsy apologies while you hide behind law to cover yourself up. your heart sits at the base of your throat, making it hard to breathe, the embarrassment powerful enough to make you want to melt into the water immediately as your cheeks flush deeply.

and while law doesn’t like using his devil fruit power for frivolous things, he deems this situation necessary and teleports his idiotic friends out of there. a faint flush finds its way onto his ears and neck, as he considers what would’ve happened if —

no, he wouldn’t go there, because if he did then he might actually strangle them later.

after calming yourself down, all you can do is laugh; it would be your luck that you’d get interrupted like that. law isn’t as forgiving as you are, already plotting a punishment for the trio, although you try your best to calm him down by pulling him in for another kiss.

maybe this time, you’ll really have the place to yourselves.

#fic request #milestone event #500+ followers event #🍭✨🍨sticky & sweet event🧁✨🍭 #one piece imagine #one piece x y/n #one piece x reader #one piece fluff #trafalgar law x reader #trafalgar law x y/n #trafalgar law fluff #law x reader #law x y/n #law fluff

[kayatoastkkat]

GUYS ONCE AGAIN WE CALLED IT

HE TRANSFORMED WHILE SLEEPING AYYY AAAAH AAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HIM

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT WE ALL KNEW IT

(lanyon still sleeping tho pfft-)

oh he actually ISN'T being an idiot HE DID THAT SPOT CHECK HE REALISED GOOD ON YOU HENRY

NOW RUN THE HELL BACK TO YOUR OFFICE COME ON WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR LANYON MIGHT WAKE UP ANY MOMENT

HE'S BACK! HYDE'S BACK OFFICIALLY AFTER...LIKE SEVEN MONTHS!!

HE'S BACK AND HE'S AS SILLY AND GOOFY AS EVER LOOK AT THEM HANDS

and poor Jekyll...he doesn't even know what's happening. Just wait till Lanyon wakes up. I need my angst to sustain my lifeforce COME ON GUYS I WANT ANGST

#sweet sweet delicious angst #i need it and i need it now #the glass scientists #GUYS WE DIDN'T JUST PREDICT #WE ALREADY KNEW #WE KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE RED-EYED HYDE #tgs update #tgs spoilers #kkat's monday rants

[oh-three]

Mando S3E3:

- "Can we leave now?" Mood. - She's not gonna tell him that she saw the Mythosaur? Okay... - that first hit came out of fucking nowhere, jesus - Damn, okay, that was some teamwork. - Oh, they didn't. You do not just go and bomb the Kryze castle. Wowwwww. - What's a convert - For a second I wondered if they seriously went to Coruscant, then it cut to Pershing (thank God). Someone tell that stupid droid to keep its head faced forward the whole ride - Oh god, they all have numbers for names. - I can't tell if Pershing is just nervous, or if he's still loyal to Gideon. Actually, I think he's just nervous. Huh. - These cubicles still remind me of where Karn worked in Andor. Just not as crowded together, and more square. - Do we get to see Din & Bo again?? - Ayyy, March of the Resistance Lmao. I want to say I can't believe they reused it for something else, but... - Coruscant having an actual surface never really occurred to me. Huh. - Someone tell me the woman's name, I like her ELIA KANE. - Ooh, Star Wars therapy. But, oof, who'd want to go to therapy with a droid as your therapist? It's kinda dehumanizing since they can't really understand the same way a sentient can. - These two idiots are gonna do something stupid, I can sense it. - Also, it's nice to see former Imperials as who they are. As just people. It's one thing Andor did amazing with showing, and I'm glad they're continuing that in Mando S3. - "Taungsdays, am I right?" "....We'll work on that." Lmao - Have fun getting back, guys. - "Just the ship settling." Traitor? - DAMN. - THAT WAS COLD. - This music does not fit the scene. This should NOT be funny 😂 - OKAY KANE, WHAT'RE YOU UP TO. - Finally. - He literally brought her to the covert. Curious choice there, Din. - Bo-Katan humiliating Din in from of the whole covert by telling them how she pulled him out of the Living Waters 😂 😂 - Huh, she accidentally joined the covert Lmao. That was unexpected.

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #star wars

[fabrowrites]

Birds of a Feather

Summary:

Summer had officially reached that temperature where birds started dropping out of the sky.

Or at least that's what Red Son figured, having just watched a small figure plummet from the sky to the sand below.

        🐦 1937 words         🐦 Red Son & MK & Mei         🐦 shapeshifting, mistaken/unknown identity, silly         🐦 gen/no ship, friendship         🐦 for @starlightaxolotl

ayyy starlight it’s traffic light trio time!!!!! ​I hope you enjoy these shenanigans friend :D  hap borth and obligatory we should definitely catch up soon XD hope your birthday is great and you have a good time with friends or family :D

read on ao3, or check it out below the cut!

Summer had officially reached that temperature where birds started dropping out of the sky.  

Or at least that's what Red Son figured,  having just watched a small figure plummet from the sky to the sand below.

Red Son made a tch-ing noise as he went to investigate the sorry creature.  The bird was one he hadn't seen before, dark on the back but with a yellow breast and colorful underwings.  It twitched feebly as his shadow fell over it.  Still alive then.  He frowned in disapproval.

"What are you doing all the way out here?" he asked aloud.  "Don't you know that better creatures than you have perished in the heat of this desert?"

The bird, of course, gave no answer.  It remained in the sand, steam starting to rise from its feathers under the unforgiving rays of the sun.  Red Son sighed.  Well.  That was the cycle of life for you.  Now the carrion birds would tear it apart, limb from limb, and the cycle would continue.  

As villainous as he was, that was still a sight he didn't want to see right before dinner.  He adjusted his glasses and turned to go.

A pitiful cheep froze him in his tracks.

Red Son turned around.  The bird's visible eye was open now, and it was looking directly at him with a pathetic expression.  He glared at it.  "No.  No, don't give me that look.  You were idiotic enough to come into the desert, now you reap the rewards of that stupidity."

The bird's eyes were big.  One shiny tear slipped free and fell sizzling to the sand like oil in a frying pan.  Red Son pinched the bridge of his nose and groaned.  

"Oh, fine!"  He tugged down his sleeves so they covered his hands.  Cautiously, he approached the animal.  "Don't even think about attacking me," he warned.  "One wrong move and I'll burn you to a crisp much faster than the sun will."

But on closer inspection as he stooped beside it, it seemed the bird had lost consciousness again.  Red Son cursed to himself.  He picked the bird up.  Its tiny chest fluttered against his fingertips and its body was warm to the touch.  If he actually was going to do something about the sorry creature, he needed to get it out of the heat.

He climbed into his car and set the bird in the passenger seat.  The first lurch forward almost had it tumbling off the edge, so Red Son stopped and put it on the floor mat instead.  He wasn't that far out from the fortress, and soon enough, he was pulling up the bridge that led to the garage.

Red Son parked his car.  He picked up the bird again and held it close to his front.  Now to get to his room.  He could teleport there, of course, but he didn't know what the flames might do to the creature.  So the long way it was.  

He snuck from the garage towards the living quarters of the fortress, eyes alert for anyone around.  He hadn't run into anyone and was just thinking he was in the clear when he stepped into the sitting room and someone cleared their throat.

Red Son jumped back.  "Oh!  Mother!"

His mother sat in a chair by the fire, a book in her lap.  "You were gone for a long time," she said, putting in a bookmark and closing the pages.  "I was about to become concerned."

"I was on my way back," Red Son started, and then remembered he couldn't say what took up his time.  He shoved the bird behind his back.  It made a squeaking sound not unlike an inflatable chicken.

His mother looked up sharply.  "What was that?"

Red Son smiled innocently.  "Nothing!  Ha ha, I heard nothing.  And in completely unrelated news, I've got to run up to my bedroom really quickly, so if you'd excuse me..."

His mother looked suspiciously at him, but to Red Son's relief, she didn't push the topic.  "Well, just be back down in time for Monopoly night," she said, opening her book again.  "Your father promised not to break the board this time, and I do look forward to crushing him again."

"Right," Red Son said.  "Well.  I will return shortly."

He walked with a dignified air until he was out of her sight, and then broke into a dash.  He didn't stop until he was in his room, breathing slightly harder, bird braced against his chest.  He didn't think his mother would actually do anything to the creature if she saw it, but the risk of her quiet disapproval was more than enough to have him shutting and locking the door behind him.  

Transportation successful, he set the bird on his bed.  But what next?  He pulled out his phone and searched Baidu.  Several minutes later, and armed with his new knowledge, he set about making a temporary holder for the animal.

He rooted around in his closet until he found an old cardboard box and used one of his screwdrivers to drill some holes into its sides.  Then he found a grease rag- unused, he wasn't a moron- and set it in the bottom of the box.  He frowned.  Food and water.  It would probably need those.  He took the back way down to the kitchen and stole some fruit and bowls from the kitchen clones and returned to his room.  

The bird still lay motionless on his bed, but when he lifted it to move it into the box he felt for and found its pulse.  Still alive.  It would have been a waste of effort if after all of this, it had died before he put it in the box.  He arranged the bird in the dip of the rag and placed the dishes beside it.  Then, at at loss of anything else to do, he closed the lid and sat back.

He was sitting alone in his bedroom, torn apart in his search to find the items he needed to make the temporary birdcage, and now that there was nothing distracting him since the bird was safe, Red Son came to a sudden, horrifying realization.  

He'd just rescued a dying bird like some kind of pathetic do-gooder.  Oh, Celestial Realm above.  What kind of a - of a hero were those noodle-brains corrupting him into?

Red Son had his mini-crisis for five minutes.  Then he turned the timer off his phone and went downstairs to join his family for dinner and games.  There was no better way to remind oneself of their villainy than by playing Monopoly, after all, and even if his mother was guaranteed to win, he could still best his father.

---

Red Son awoke to the feeling of someone watching him.  

His eyes flew open.  Dark human eyes stared back at his from mere inches away.

Red Son screamed.  Flames burst around him, incinerating his blanket and bedspread in one explosive blast of heat.  Dang it.  And he'd been so close to going a month without burning another blanket, too.  The newcomer jumped back with an excited shout.  Eyes widening, Red Son realized just who was in his room.  

"Wha- Noodle Boy?"

MK beamed back at him.  "Hey, you're finally awake!"

Red Son spluttered.  "What do you mean, "finally?"  What are you doing in my house?  Where did you even come from?"

"Oh boy, that's a long story."  MK rubbed the back of his neck.  "You see, I was flying around as a bird, you know, just for funsies, and then I passed out and you brought me here to your house."  He paused.  "Actually, I guess it wasn't that long of a story.  Huh."

"You left out the part where Red Boy tended to your wounds and gave you little bowls of fruit slices," a new voice piped up.

Red Son screamed again.  Thank goodness the fortress was so huge.  Mother and Father probably couldn't hear him; that, or they'd just grown used to his random outbursts at all hours of the day.  "Dragon Girl?"

"Mei," MK complained, glaring at the girl Red Son just noticed sitting at his desk biting into another orange, skin and all.  "I didn't even have any wounds to tend to.  What are you talking about?"

"How did you even get here?" Red Son demanded, pointing a shaking finger at her.  

Mei popped the last bite of orange in her mouth.  "A girl has her ways," she said ominously, face shadowed in sudden darkness.  

Red Son blinked.  She grinned back, all sunny again.  "Nah, MK opened the window and I just climbed up."

"This bedroom is on the third floor of the fortress," he said slowly.  "The bricks that make up the outer wall reach a temperature hot enough to melt the skin off of one's hand."

"Yep!"

 Red Son scrubbed a hand down his face.  "Alright.  Clearly, I have been staying up too late in the forge again and I've started hallucinating the menace duo in my room." 

He could hear the pout in MK's voice without even looking up.  "Aww, c'mon, Red Son.  We're not menaces."

"Speak for yourself," said Mei.  "I live my life to be as menacing as possible."  

Red Son glared at her.  She smiled innocently back.  "Anyway," she said, swiping her hands on her shorts and standing.  "We probably should get going before Piggy dies of worry.  Thanks for taking care of him, Red Boy!"

"I did not-!"

"No, you definitely did!" MK said cheerily.  "Red Son's just a big ol' mama bird."

"Mama bird!" Mei crowed, and began an obnoxious routine of chirping and peeping and making kissy lips that were probably supposed to resemble a beak. 

Red Son growled.  He lunged for them- either of them, it didn't matter, they both could can it, but Mei laughed and slipped under his arm and MK jumped back, a strange, golden light building up around his edges.  A flash of light flooded the room, and when Red Son opened his eyes again, MK was gone and the bird was in his place.  Looking at it now that he knew it was the noodle boy, he begrudgingly saw the resemblance.  It even had a tuft of bright red feathers around its forehead like the dumb headband that he wore.  

"See you around, Red Son!" the bird chirped.  

With impossible strength it held onto Mei with its tiny feet and lifted her into the air, wobbling all the way like a drunken pigeon.  

"Open the window-!" Red Son started, but was too late as they crashed through the glass, shattering it and sending shards of glass across his floor and presumably into the lava moat below.

"Whoops, sorry!" shouted Mei, her voice already moving into the distance.  

"-you morons," he finished with a defeated sigh, lowering his hand and slapping it against his forehead instead.

Intentionally or not, he couldn't help but listen to the sound of her giggles and MK's chirpier laughter fading away until he could no longer hear them.  Then, rolling his eyes, he got up and prepared himself for the day.  

(When he sat down for breakfast, he caught sight of his mother watching him from the corner of his eye.  "What?" he asked defensively, pausing in cutting up his toast.

"Nothing," his mother said.  Her expression was soft, softer than he'd seen it in some time.  "It's just good to see you smiling again."

Red Son shoved a piece of toast in his mouth and chewed furiously, staunchly ignoring the way the tips of his ears heated at her words.)

#fic #my fic #lmk #red son #lmk mei #lmk mk #lmk red son #starlightaxolotl

[perpetually-sad-but-its-fine]

10x16 of chicago pd

oh lovely recap

already scaring me

oh courtroom scene

joy

this is gonna go well

(sarcasm in case you missed it)

asa chapman

wassup lady

kinda like you

oh no

this isn't gonna end well

at all

how does they jury just ‘ignore’ or ‘disregard’ a statement

like??

HOW DO YOU JUST FORGET WHAT WAS SAID????

keep it together chapman

please dont give away what you know

oh closing statements

yay

chapman

please

keep it together

dont cry

dont cry in front of them

who is this juror?

why is he looking like that

isn't that closing statement a bit argumentative??

‘almost like you had done that before’

oh if you only knew

will she tho?

will she really hear the guilty verdict??

HAILEYYYY

MY GIRLLL

damn

that juror

im worried

how is this gonna go

oh joy

lying

this is gonna cost them the case

dont do something stupid

please

what'd she see??

what is it????

oh covered wind

broken glass

lovely

blood

YOU JUST SAID

YOU CANT BE SEEN TALKING TO THE JUROR

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

oh god

poor guy

what's happening

something bad is happening

OH NOOOO

this is just

god this is awful

‘shes all i have’

tell me why im crying?? god

more off the books stuff??

i can't

im done

TRUDYYYY

KEV

BURGESS

TORRESSSS

torres undercover

we love to see it

great

more secrets from chapman

aw his smile

CAREFUL

TORRES

oh damn

improvisation at its best

we love

who is this guy??

i love seeing torres undercover

also

kev and hailey???

love it

amazing

power partners

we love it

‘im pulling up’

*slowly slides into frame*

why is that funny to me?

oh god what's happening

GUNSHOT

WHAT

WHATS HAPPENING

WHOS DEAD

ph my god

GIVE HIM SOME HELp

INSTEAD OF QUESTIONING HIM

BRO WHAT

this is somehow a game of hot potato 

BRO

GIVE HIM FIRS AID

oh damn

just tackled him

we love that

bRO

PROPER FIRST AID

HES DEAD

HE CANT ANSWER YOU

goddammit voight

use your head oh my god

oh voight’s interrogating the suspect in a house all by himself with the suspect handcuffed to the railing???

noBODY SEES THE PROBLEM WITH THIS?????

voight

keep it together

jests

oh there’s hailey

standing in front of the door like al used to

like that one time adam did

i dont like that parallel AT ALL

chapman’s prolly waiting

HOLY SHIT I CALLED IT

I JUST TYPED IT

AND SHE SHOWED UP

dont lie to her voight

voight

dont

dont fuckin

you idiot

dont do this

VOIGHT

TELL HER THE TRUTH

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT VOIGHT

V O I G H T

YOU IDIOT

oh god

that's brutal

very gory

oh lovely

they're gonna kill her

after the verdict

and that's not gonna happen for a bit

lovely

oh my god

wait no nvm

i thought they were going to kidnap him

oh SHIT

KEVIN

JUST THREW HIM OVER THE DESK

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

asshole

ill slap you

‘beer delivery guy’

lovely

oh wait

was that a signal???

no wait it wasnt

hailey

i love you

interrogation!hailey is so hot

voight

dont jim

whatever you do

dont hit him

dont lose the case

hate this guy

so fuckin much

like with everything ive got

OH GOD

I KNEW IT

CHAPMAN FOUND OUT

HES GONNA GET YELLED AT

YES

YELL AT HIM PLEASE

i love nina now

shes great

VOIGHT

TELL HER

PLEASE

T E L L. H E R. 

TELL HER

SHES GREAT

AND SHE NEEDS THE TRUTH

goddammit torres

I love you

but your timing could not be worse

‘sup’

love it

i love torres

lovely door kick

i dont like the look of this

who is this guy?

AYYY BURGESSSS

I LOVE YOUUUU

ohmigod its his brother??

I KNEW IT

BRO I TYPED THAT 

AND THE NEXT THING

‘hes my brother’

IM WINNING TODAY

damn

voight’s brutal

just

cruel

BRO

STOP THIS EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL

THE FUCKK????

DONT BE SO MEAN

nope

i dont like this at all

voight

please

ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE HENRY

ANSWER IT

HENRY HANK VOIGHT

YOU FUCKIN IDIOT

YOU ANSWER THE PHONE WHEN SHE CALLS

convenient isn't it??

how it takes the others a couple more minutes

just so voight can go in alone

real convenient

how is this man wearing a pressed button down with jeans and not uncomfortable??

HOW???

ive never understood how ppl go into gunfights while wearing a suit

this is scaring me

why can't they hurry this up???

I DONT LIKE THIS

goddammit voight

WAIT FOR BACKUP

WAIT FOR FUCKIN BACK UP

oh smart actually

smart

no wait

wait yes

smarl

IDIOT

OH MY GOD

HOW DID HE NOT GET SHOT?????

HOW DID HE NOT GET SHOT?????

juliaaaa

poor girl

nope

she prolly dead

she most likely dead

oh shes responsive

i still dont know if shell make it

i dont have high hopes

nice bathroom

its actually really aesthetci

idk why im thinking about that

hank

when youre giving good new

try smiling

BRO YOU DID THIS ENTIRE THING

SO THAT HE COULD BE SENT TO PRISON

SO THAT THE JURY COULD FUND HIM GUILTY

AND INSTEAD??

YOURE TELLING GHIM ITS OKAY IF HE DOESNT STAY

NAH

FUCK THAT

okay but i admire him

god job

for going through with this

but still cmon voight

what's happening

please

please

please

AYYYYYYY

there we go

he going to prisonnnnnn

for the rest of his lifeeeeee

yayyyyyy

LOVE the look on chapman’s face when he sees him get arrested

vindictive

ayy

dont lie to her

this isn't gonna end well

she’ll end up hating you voight

okay but

asa chapman is very pretty

irrelevant

but worth nothing

I TOLD YOU

NOT TO LIE TO HER

GOD FUCKIN DAMN YOU VOIGHT

dont walk away henry

dont fuckin walk away

THANK YOU NINA

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING

FOR THE PAST

TEN

SEASONS

shes right

dont think otherwise hank

she. right. 

#*kissy kissy* watches chicago pd #chicago pd 10x16 spoliers #chicago pd 10x16 #chicago pd spoilers

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Assumption: Fluffy bean with a passion for angst and you have chaos vibes

are you my therapist?

#incorrect-ironstrange #asks #ask game #me #ayyy-its-an-idiot

[funkylittlebidiot]

To me you feel like an 8 in intimidation-

Tiny reasons:

Mainly cuz I’m 5’1-

You seem like a soft person but could definitely kick a person into a coma if they piss you off

*is a big simp for your writing*

You are able to organize your account- (like seriously hoW-)

You sound like a person who could give nice hugs

Probably could also roast my ass-

Etc.

I feel like that sums it up-

Also big account imo-

Bro???? 😂😂

Much higher intimacy number than I’d expected not gonna lie but why are y’all so tiny????

I don’t know if I could kick anyone into a coma mainly because I’m not skilled at fighting. I also can’t get my leg that heigh - though I guess for you tinies that wouldn’t be a problem 🤔 for real tho I rarely get angry, only at canon

😳💕💕

You think my acc is organized?????? 🥺🥺💕💕

I have been known to on occasion roast my siblings and friends yes... 😬

💕💕💕

#ask #ayyy-its-an-idiot #🧡🧡🧡

[amethyst-noir]

🌼~BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out.~🌼

Awww, thank you! <3

#inbox #ayyy-its-an-idiot

[bakedpieceofchicken]

becoming a rarepair shipper was the worst decision ive ever made in this fandom. or any fandom, really

#bakedpieceofchicken being an idiot #personal post of the week #i'm a nut #people think im a nut #even I think im a nut #theres so little content #i dont ever want to fall into rarepair hell ever again after this #other people: first time? #me: ...yes. is it supposed to be this bad? #other people: lol youre stuck down here with the rest of us #me: aww heck #shitpost #its 8 am #this is barely coherent #i apologize #leaks out tomorrow ayyy maybe this blog wont be so empty but also i have a lack of motivation for creating any sort of content #so theres that #well see ya next week for my next personal post. whatver its gonna be. its probably gonna be me being a nut again. like usual. #ive just accepted it at this point #thanks people + followers for putting up with my continuous bullshit #this tumblr was a mistake

[vvardenfellcat]

[WHY IS EVERYONE KISSING J’HASI IS HIS UNINTENTIONAL FLIRT GAME JUST THAT STRONG??]

#yes im still playing the mod #first shani now julan #everyone wants to get into jhasis pants apparently #tho im diggin a lot of the extra stuff it adds to the morrowind MQ #like the smoochin is a v small part of the mod and im glad bc i fucking love some of julans comments on places #and hes less of an idiot now so i dont get mad at him so much anymore #tho its rapidly hitting ooc territory for jhasi bc there isnt jhasi like reactions anymore #hed be more like 'uh...okay...' when julan tells him he finds him attractive #which LMFAO SOMEONE FINDING JHASI ATTRACTIVE GIVES ME THE GIGGLES HES A FUCKING TWIG #and apparently a few years younger than julan in morrowind times lmao #but if i turn him down it knocks his disposition down so im just like 'uhhhhhhhhhh okay sure w/e' #but now julan wants to get into bed with jhasi and im like #R U SURE M8? #R U RLY FKIN SURE? #i fucking laughed tho bc he was like 'hey ur handsome' when we got to suran #im tryna figure out the routes to the telvanni towns bc its been a while x__x #and now apparently i gotta find a bed bc julan is too much of a wimp to sleep outside #or i could just leave him hangin around w half his armor on lmao #show up at his mums place like 'AYYY LMAO WHATS UP MASHTI?' #tho for real like why are there no inns in suran? youd think with the red lanturn district thered be at least one available rentable bed but #nooooooo we gotta hoof it or teleport to one #still debating on just leaving him bc like #i wanna get the fucking hortator quest done #i got the tribes #just need the telvanni #ooc #delete later #THO I TELL YA #JULANS GMA IS THE SHIT #ID GO ON A DATE W HER I LOVE HER

[mde1011]

some quotes i jotted down from that wonderful stream of tommy‘s (some lore spoilers)

“do you smoke sam” “all the time”

“i thought you were talking about the- the speeeeed drug”

“have you ever sold drugs to kids sam?” “......no”

“shecure is a hard word how do you say it? secure? shecure?” “...secure...?”

“we can’t let the girlboss rule because she will gatekeepe my feelings” “that would not be pog”

“THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO KILL ME???? NOW I HAVE FOMO”

“i’ll load it up king- ive started saying king a lot” “yeah yeah i’ve noticed i like it” “you are admittedly a king sam so”

“strong man” “how does TWIG rhyme with STRONG??????”

“you have obviously taken part in scientology-“ “i have not-“ “you’ve donated to tom cruises cult shit”

“....am i worse than david dobrik?” “are- are we worse than david dobrik?” “oh- oh god”

“cAPTAIN PUFFY IS YOUR LAWYER????” “she IS? I HAVE A LAWYER THATS NOT BIG Q OR BIG LAW?”

“DONT TELLL RANBOO IM UPSET IM NOT UPSET IM FINE IM FINE”

“............howd the talk with the lawyer go.....sounded like it went pretty well” “sam. samuel” “oh god what’s happening you called me samuel”

“gotta go get some la-piss”

“come and hang out i am live it will be nice come and hang out kings” “o-oh you just pinged the WHOLE discord wow-“ “maybe vikkstar will come”

“doNT SAY YOURE LOVING THIS CHAT I AM IN PERIL”

“he has broke one of the rules of the hit best seller ‘the bible’- this kind of looks like a cock”

“well i’ve moved now, KING”

“what is an angsty teen and am i one? because when i USED to hang out with tubbo and ranboo they used the word angst a lot”

“yeah yeah yeah i bench”

“sam i think i’m angsty i think i’m an angsty tik tok teen looking for a community to help me out”

“i don’t think you’ve followed the train of logic all the way-“ “there’s a TRAIN INVOLVED????????”

“i’m like the orange fucker from that animated rom com”

“THIS IS WHO I NEEDED RIGHT NOW IM IN PERIL I AM ANGRY- oh wait that’s wrong that’s wrong-“ “angry is different from angsty”

“i need a lawyer and they need to be big and strong and angry and ready to fight”

“what’s wrong with killing somebody?” “.........HEY nononononono don’t think i forget when you locked me in there you- you PSYCO FREAK” “you should talk to your lawyer about that”

📷

“i can read minds” “what am i th-“ “tits” “what”

“shUT UP PUSSY”

“you just- you just do NOT have blue balls”

“you think this guy will win?” “SHUT THE FUCK UP” “I LIKE THIS GUY”

“STOP STARING AT MY TIE YOU ARE OBJECTIFYING ME” “I DONT MEAN TO-“ “U ARE-“ “ITS A WONDERFUL TIE-“

“i can’t look away it’s just so-“

“i’m under the influence of big cock”

“it’s meeee big cock man”

“i cant look away” “sam please use your twitter alt for this” “he’s horny on maaaainnnnn” “and what’s wrong with that?” “.......”

“you’re a FUCKING IDIOT” “IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT, BIG COCK”

“i’m gonna call you ‘cockity’ big cock” “sHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-“

“STOP LOOKING AT IT” “ITS SO VIBRANT”

“at least this guy doesn’t have a cock-“ “itS NOT A COCK” “horny on main jesus-“

“is that a cock” “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

“.....i wanna see the inside of it again do a split”

“i heard....i heard there is a big cock in town....”

“why did you say that to me jesus” “did you just come for the cock?”

“nOOOO JESUS JESUS GO AWA-“

“okay sam-“ “tommy that guy wants your cock-“ “no- no he doesn’t sam”

“i- i just looked to my right and the entire chat is just ‘E E E E E I’”

“sam, sam and i need you to hear this....dont. act. up.” “i don’t act up-“ “you were acting up-“ “i-“ “you were caught in 8k.” “but- but we both agree it’s not a tie-“

“please don’t tell me to kill cockity i am overwhelmed”

“why is there an anus in my tie?”

“what are the legal implications of this?” “...i mean besides hell you’re good”

“jack mana-bitch”

“whatre the legal implications?” “i mean usually that’s a no-no but today, today it’s fine” “yeahhh lets go murder his family”

<Foolish_Gamers was blown up by awesamdude> “hahahahgahah” “wHY ARE YOU DEAD??? WHY IS OUR LAWYER DEAD” “that- killing jesus is a big no-no”

“jesus is back ayyyy” “three whole days ayyy he’s back from the cave” “that was three whole minutes” “he speedran it” “why didn’t he do that in the bestseller?” “are you referring to the best seller called ‘the bible’?”

“i’d be an antivax landlord”

“i’m real like are-kansas” “that’s not REAL” “it IS”

“you’re projecting your own problems onto me, puss” “wHAT THE FUCK”

“i just don’t want you to girlboss me”

“i am the girlboss and i will gatekeep” “you are a girlboss”

“we will join vc two and then we’re gonna gatekeep them and the we’re gonna gaslight them”

“that’s such a funny joke man-“ “it’s not a joke. dollywood is real”

“does anyone have cocaine?” “ooooh i remember when you did cocaine last night awesamdude”

“jesus never does drugs” “well- well you turned water into wine king and wine is alcohol”

“can you put on pants i can’t- i cant stop looking at it- sorry tommy i know you said-“ “yeah sam i know you tried-“

“you know i fuck with satan”

“i’m sorry jesus lucifer is just such a good man-“ “oh you- hold me BACK FROM THIS FUCKER HOLD ME BACK ILL SEND HIM TO HELL YOU LIKE HELL-“

“are you jesus or just a man who grew a beard and put on a suit?”

“even the guy with his cock out is telling you to stop-“ “oh jesus, and i mean jesus-“ “shUT THE FUCK UP MAN”

“the best best way to slander him is to stop his offspring; we need to kick him the balls.....no? not a good....? alright us four each take a ball-“

“......jack manifold has four balls?”

“......why did jesus give him four scrotums man🙁🙁”

<Quackity fell from a high place>

<awesamdude> BIG COCK DOWN

#god that was a good fucking stream #my life feels fufil #what once felt empty and void of dsmp #now feels partially whole also that fucking egg lore was cool adsf #i respect awesamdude so much #down bad for everyone #awesamdude #foolish #foolish mcyt #foolish gamers #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #dreamsmp #tommyinnit #lore #mexican dream #quackity

[burningcollectionsandwich]

my top 10 favourite game characters

im not much of a gamer person as i normally watch random stuff on youtube, draw or read goosebumps books, but when i do play games, HOLY CRAP some of the game characters i encounter are flipping awesome. i wont give much information about these characters away because i dont want to give out spoilers. so i made a top 10 list of my favourite game characters (in my opinion) 

(i dont own any of these gifs, characters or games)

number 10 = Lisa from PT Silent Hill

ah lisa, the first ever game character to scare the ever living hell out of me and cause major paranoia whenever i was alone. and thats what i love about her. to me, making me feel paranoia and having me look behind my back constantly, thats true horror to me and its flipping awesome. i also like her design as shes disturbing and the way she walks towards you while twitching violently as well as making noises that sounds like shes sobbing, perfect horror dude

number 9 = Nemisis from Resident Evil 3

holy crap this dude is awesome, design and power wise. first of all his appearances is awesome, just look at him, he reminds me of “the thing” from the horror movie “the thing” but as a humanoid, that and his height makes him a very intimidating character and i love it. and his power, that he literally adapts to everything makes him a very good boss to fight. awesome. i was very happy to see that he was added to dead by daylight

number 8 = Junkrat or Jamison Fawkes from Overwatch

i flipping love this idiot. i always pick junkrat whenever im playing overwatch to the point that im pretty much an expert now (im kidding, im no where near expert level). i also really like his personality as hes super smart when it comes to building stuff, yet he pretty much acts like a insane child and i love it

number 7 = The Huntress or Anna from Dead by Daylight

holy crap the huntress is awesome, hard to play against though, but still good. the huntress is a really cool character as her design is intimidating, her terror radius is her humming, which is very creepy to hear, and her ability to launch axes at you, bloody hell it is very hard to win a match against her when your a survivor. i also really like her backstory as well (i wont reveal it incase i spoil it for anyone who doesnt know)

number 6 = Sans the Skeleton from Undertale

ive liked the character of sans ever since he met frisk in the game, as he is a very interesting and mysterious character, i also like how hes very laid back but very protective over his brother papyrus. its been god know how long and i still cant beat his boss fight

number 5 = Clementine from Telltales the Walking Dead

clementine! i love clementine, we literally watched this character grow up throughout the games from season 1 when she was only 8-9 years all to season 4 when shes 17? (i think shes 17? sorry if im wrong), and throughout the seasons she just became more and more badass and awesome. (its been 6 years and i still have no idea if im spelling her name correctly or not. shes still awesome though)

number 4 = Mono from Little Nightmares 2

i love the character of mono, hes awesome, hes badass, hes adorable, literally everything about him is awesome. hes also really kind too, helping six throughout the game and saving them countless times (hell i even dressed up as him for comic con, hes really cool)

number 3 = Sal Fisher/Sally Face and Larry Johnson from Sally Face

how could i not put this gif. i actually couldnt pick between which character i liked the best between these 2 because i love them equally. sal is really kind and cool, and larry is awesome and protective, espesially over sal. theyre honestly the perfect team

number 2 = John Doe from Telltales Batman the Enemy Within

ayyy the guy that started my blog in the first place (its true, my blog was a batman telltale series blog before it became a goosebumps blog). john is my favourite character in the telltale games mainly because of how funny and awkward he is, half of the things he does and says is hilarious to me, plus when he turns into the vigilante joker, THATS when hes at his best, he tries so hard to be a hero and i love literally every scene hes in

number 1 = Yuka Mochida from Corpse Party Blood Covered

sorry i had to use a gif from the anime because i couldnt find a gif of her in any of the games. i remember watching corpse party for the first time when i was 13 years old and ever since then, yuka has been always been my favourite character. she has to be one of the kindest characters in the corpse party games, and i flipping love that, especially given the extremely dangerous situations shes in (trust me, the situations are very dangerous). also shes flipping adorable 

guys i highly recommend these games, they are flipping awesome (the games are: PT Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Overwatch, Dead by Daylight, Undertale, Telltale’s the Walking Dead, Little Nightmares 2, Sally Face, Telltale’s Batman the Enemy Within, and Corpse Party Blood Covered. they are all really cool)

what are you guys’s favourite video game characters, honestly i would love to know?

(i dont own any of these gifs, characters or games)

#pt silent hill #resident evil #overwatch #dead by daylight #undertale #the walking dead #little nightmares 2 #sally face #batman the enemy within #corpse party #pt silent hill lisa #nemisis #junkrat #the huntress #sans #clementine #mono #sal fisher #larry johnson #yuka mochida #little nightmares

[bookns]

This is my reaction to the latest episode

HOLY SHIT MARINETTE

Fuck chat blanc

Holy shit chat blanc

OKAT BUT THE WAY THAT MARINETTE BELIEVE EVERYONE BETRAYED HER EXCEPT CHAT NOIR

Cause HES CHAT BLANC

Marinette SIS YOUR IN LOCE

AHHHSHHDHDN

THE AMOUNT IF TIMES TIKKI GETS THROWN

TIKKI SIS BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP

I can just imagine Tom and Sabine wondering where the fuck did they go wrong

I love my baby tho

She’s a mess

She’s my mess

Oh SHIR WHAT THE FUXK DID THAT SPIDER FUCKING THING (clearly not a fan of spiders)

NOOO CAUSE NORA CALLING NINO AND MARINETTE CAPPY AND BAGUETTE

InSTANT SEROTONIN

ALYA SIS we don’t make FUN OF OUR BESTIES IN THEIR PJS (at least not in front of people)

Nino baby I love you

Marinette made alya THE Fannypack

Marinette I love you

So much

Trixx and Alya HANSHAKE

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

Hawkmoth dude if your gonna make a sentimoster DONT TELL THE GIRL ITS A SENTIMOSTER

Not the spider being on its own

And with Nino next to it

Marinette’s oh no break my heart

Adriennnnn SHES NOT JUST A FRIEND IF YOUR SO CONCERNED

Boy I-

OH SHIR DID ADRIEN MUSIC CHANGE

OH SHIT

Did HE JUST

That BOY

MARICHAT STANS RISE UP

Y’all NO MORE CRUMBS

Ayyy

IS THIS BITCH REALLY DRINKING COFFEE

Okay Hawkmoth you do you I guesss

Marinette baby GIRL I CAN CRY EVERY TIME YOU CALL HIM KITTY

Nope

“We already are” FUCK

That rotten cat is your son Hawkmoth

OH SHIT

MarinFUCKINette

THIS IDIOT

I love you my chat son

But boy your an idiot

MARINETTE IS BFF IN ALYA FOX PHONE

ALYA FUCKIN CESARE

Your INTELLIGENCE

SIS

I COULD NEVER

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE HER NEW LOOK

YES MY BAD BITCH MARINETTE

THE FUCKIN SPIDER

NOT THEM POUND IT

You love him so much Marinette’s

BESTIES BE HUGGING

“I’m not that afraid of spiders” NINO I LOVE YOU

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #alya cesaire #marinette dupain cheng #honesty this episode makes me wanna cry #this episode wrecked me

[clockwork-sparrow]

Status Quo Ante

Sometime in the past, in Garlemald...

As the day comes to a close and white-collar workers shuffle out like zombies, a lonely monitor glows blue in the now darkened space. Without warm bodies to fill the building, the empty cubicles feel eerily haunted. Vestiges of life - a half-finished coffee, a chair pushed out, a scrunched-up paper ball ilms away from a waste bin - remain abandoned, left behind as tomorrow's problem. 

Oliver Jen Luti leans back in his chair with a weary groan. Neck arched over his headrest, he takes off his glasses for a second to rub his eyes, tired from sitting all day and staring at the screen...and then, it's right back to work. The Garlean shifts back forward in his seat and studies open diagrams, reads over countless reports, grumbles about poorly documented code. The sunset gives way to fiery hues and then cools to black, leaving nothing but artificial streetlight to filter through the window by his desk. A brown sparrow flits over and perches on the outer sill, pecking incessantly at the glass until Oliver finally notices. With a slight smirk, he pushes the pane up and allows his visitor in.

"I--"

"Why aren't you online? Get your fucking absent ass in game. Right. Now," the sparrow drone nags, a low voice piping out from its speaker. "And are you seriously still working? God, why?"

Oliver shakes his head with a soft chuckle. Now nothing was going to get done. "Unlike you, I actually care about career development and not making enemies of my coworkers. That, and I want to get work done early so I'll have time next week to help with...well, you know. You know!"

The bird sighs. "Populares crap?"

"Hey, don't call it that. I think--"

"No, Oliver, shut up. You've already gone over this a thousand times with me. You know what I think? I think you should stop painting a target on your back. I get that right now the Populares are hunky-dory...ish. But like, shit. That could change. Stop while you're ahead, man." The voice behind the bird sounds genuinely worried and that makes Oliver smile.

"Thanks, Florus, but I won't be joining you guys tonight. I have to do this."

"What? Come on, you're our third. Also, it's been hell filling in your spot with a random."

"Well...yeaah," Oliver trails off, gaze meandering away from the sparrow and back to his screen. He starts idly typing, a small part of him hoping that Florus will take the hint and ease off. But he also knows that there's no chance in hell - Oliver can't even hide behind the 'offline' state when the man can hound him with clockwork birds! 

"Gloria's gonna be real sad that you chose work over us. Again."

"Guilting me isn't going to work this time, asshole," Oliver deadpans, glasses glazed over with the light of his monitor. Another sigh leaves the bird and it flutters over, landing on the top of his hand this time.

"Look. Seriously, you've been working too hard. What if I help you out tomorrow? So you’ll have a second tonight to kick back, grab a beer, and shoot up some scrubs."

This piques Oliver's interest. Florus, offering to help? It almost makes him suspicious. He flips over his hand so that his palm is facing up, forcing the bird drone to scamper off and regain its balance on his fingertips. "Really, Florus? You promise?"

The sparrow presses its head down into its neck fluff, eyes narrowed. Florus complains quietly to himself and all Oliver can make out are f-bombs punctuating incoherent mumbling. But finally, the bird nods. "Yeah. Now hurry up before I change my mind."

Oliver breaks out into a wide grin. He clenches his hand around the bird and then stands up suddenly, sending his rolling chair flying back. It hits the desk opposite of him with a loud clatter while the sparrow peeps frantically in his grip, held like a cudgel.

"WATCH IT IDIOT! These things are a bitch to make!"

But Oliver is too elated to care. He plants a little kiss on the sparrow’s pecker and then sprints down the office hall. "AYyy, let's fucking GOO!"

#Florus Jen Celsus #ff14 rp #Apex legends playing IDIOTS #AHAHA #Oliver Jen Luti #making myself sad that their gaming trio is so broken in the present #uhgh

[stxphxn-strange]

“Tony, I thought we talked about you thirstposting for me on Twitter? The only attention that matters for me is yours, I don’t care if I go viral.”

“But babe, it’s #SexyWizardSunday! It’s my spousal obligation and honor to thirstpost about you. Wong thinks it’s amusing.”

“Of course he does. Did you just make that hashtag up?”

“Objection, irrelevant.”

“Overruled, if I’m so attractive then come over here and kiss me.”

tags: @stark-strange-love @ironstrange-spiderson @presentandincorrect @ayyy-its-an-idiot

also lmao if somebody wants to continue this whatever this is be my guest

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect ironstrange #wong #wong and rhodey are done w their white boys #social media au #ironstrange social media au #social dummy #the sanctum sanctorum