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lorcandidlucienwill · 2 months

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broooo azzie is so bbg like I can’t I js love him smmmmm ahhhhh 😭😭

also elain sucks like get a backbone ugh

Hello darling. I would love to hear your reasoning for liking Azriel. Did you get a hit off of Azriel nearly strangling a crucial ally to death during an even more crucial political meeting? Was it him masturbating to Tylenol that got you? His jealousy of Lucien? His torturing people on Rhysand's command? Him treating Elain like his property?

“There is an innate darkness to the Dread Trove that Elain should not be exposed to.”

Also would love to hear about Azriel's backbone, considering he's Rhysand's obedient little torture lackey. I don't remember him being remotely bothered by the possiblity of Cassian shoving Nesta down the stairs.

Azriel’s silence was pointed before he asked, “Did someone … push you?” “Asshole,” Cassian growled. Nesta lifted her eyes from her plate enough to note the amusement in Azriel’s gaze. He didn't defend his pursuit of Elain either. He couldn't even tell Rhysand he was over Mor.

A real backbone there.

As for Elain...she does have a backbone, sweetheart.

Elain said, “Then I will find it. I might require some time to … reacquaint myself with my powers, but I could start today.” “Absolutely not,” Nesta spat, fingers curling at her sides. “Absolutely not.” “Why?” Elain demanded. “Shall I tend to my little garden forever?” When Nesta flinched, Elain said, “You can’t have it both ways. You cannot resent my decision to lead a small, quiet life while also refusing to let me do anything greater.”

Elain cut in sharply, “I am not a child to be fought over.”

Elain’s eyes brightened with pain. Something imploded in Nesta’s chest at that expression. She opened her mouth, as if it could somehow be undone. But Elain said, “I went into the Cauldron, too, you know. And it captured me. And yet somehow all you think of is what my trauma did to you.” Ughhhhh Azriel is so babygirl for trusting that Elain can handle herself and she's not an object that he can claim! Oh wait... Beautiful anon, move on. You can do better than Azriel. Not Lucien though. He's mine. And Elain's.

#elucien #pro elucien #elain archeron #pro elain archeron #anti azriel #anon asks

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demcnsinmymind · 7 months

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@kxllerblondsent : “i think it's time for you to take a break.” | PROMPTS FOR WORKAHOLIC CHARACTERS WHO PUSH THEMSELVES TOO HARD | Always Open!

Azzy edition

"Aw, see. I knew you'd come around. Caring about me. How lovely" it teases, not at all taking a break or letting go by even one tiny bit. Because it knows that this is what the other is ever so politely hinting at without using the actual words. It makes itself comfortable on Clark's couch, uses the fingers of the body it occupies to trace the texture in a nonsensical pattern, keep tapping away at it in a barely there rhythm.

"I don't suppose you'll be surprised to hear that I don't need rest. Or sleep. Though to be fair, technically, this body does, but you know that too, right" it goes on and waves the other off with a frown, only to end up smirking again.

"Offering him food and coffee to keep him going. Really, ever so mindful. Though I must say, I'm still waiting for the day you offer him a bed. Some rest. A good night's sleep. Boy, he sure could use a break."

Soon, that smirk gets replaced with a curious and amused little frown. It stops drumming on the couch, lets go of it, entwines Lance's fingers instead as it leans forward with much interest.

"Do you take breaks? Sleep? Funny little concept, isn't it. And don't get me started on the dreaming. Do you do that, too? I used to, I think. I mean, that's what their little book says about me, right. The Sleeping Chaos, The Blind Dreamer. So it must be true, huh. I wonder what else it says, what else you know. What else you do."

#kxllerblond #clark tag pending #demons in the halls : aza/thoth #numero 2 cos I have no self control #and clark x az is a hilarious combo tbh #clark : *politely* how about u fuck off #Azzy : no <3

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sacredshadow · 3 months

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Sliske to Azzy

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

Tumblr text post prompts part 2

Warnings: Well, you can probably guess what topics this discusses

“Oh, is this about Wahisietel again? I’m pretty sure that the word means someone who will have sex for money, not someone who occasionally does things with their partner’s brother. Although one of us seems to match the definition pretty well…” Azzanadra growled out a response almost immediately, pointing at Sliske for the last part. He snarled back at him, ready to deliver a ferocious verbal attack, but Azzanadra wasn’t done. “Do I have a problem with you doing whatever it is you do during the day? Do I have a problem with you flirting with people when I’m right there? Do I have a problem with coming home and finding you in bed with a complete stranger? No. If that’s how your needs are met, so be it. Why do you have a problem with me spending some time with someone who doesn’t have anyone else?”

Sliske hissed through his teeth, getting closer to Azzanadra’s face. “I have a problem with you fucking my brother, especially when I’M right here for you any time you want me.” Azzanadra tilted his head to the side, not out of confusion, more of an accusing manner. “Will I have to mention the ritual you spent with-“ “No, you do not.” “- fine. Look, the rules of this relationship apply to me as well as you. If you’re allowed to mess around with other people, so am I.” Azzanadra took a deep breath, but Sliske argued back before he could say anything else. “Well maybe it’s time for the rules to change about family members!” Sliske almost yelled at him, getting more and more annoyed with Azzanadra’s very reasonable arguments.

Azzanadra deposited himself onto the couch, sitting back with crossed legs as if he already knew he had won. “Well, one rule that’s not changing is that we’re not going to bed angry. If you want to talk about this, let’s talk.” He shuffled over slightly, a symbolic gesture for Sliske to sit down, even though there had already been plenty of space. “I’m going out.” Sliske turned and marched towards the door, not even pausing for long enough to get his shoes properly. “You can’t avoid me by indulging in the exact problem we need to talk about!” Azzanadra yelled down the hallway. “Watch me!” Sliske shouted back as he slammed the door. He heard the door slam again before the house was out of sight, not that he was looking back.

It probably took about half an hour until Sliske realised that he and Azzanadra had both chosen the same place to avoid each other. It was a club in a neighbourhood that neither of them visited often, somewhere that people only knew them by reputation. He could see Azzanadra hunched over at the bar, his drink untouched. It wasn’t hard to spot him, he was the only one not having fun. Two young humans ducked away when Sliske leaned up against the wall, watching Azzanadra for reasons he couldn’t explain. It affected his own mood, seeing Azzanadra like this. The pounding music became just background noise and the crowded dance floor sort of faded from view as Sliske’s focus honed in on the lonely Mahjarrat as a female human approached him.

Well, this would be interesting. Sliske recognised that kind of behaviour, combined with the clothing that revealed more of her soft, pinkish skin than Azzanadra was probably prepared to see. As far as Sliske knew, Azzanadra wasn’t aware that he was watching from across the room. This would be a good way to test him.

Azzanadra clearly wasn’t interested. But she wasn’t taking the hint. Azzanadra turned away, but she wove around to the other side, dancing her hands across his shoulders. She just giggled and stuck her chest right into his face when he shrugged her off. Sliske could see her saying something and Azzanadra politely refusing. Sliske had to admire her tenacity, but Azzanadra was getting increasingly annoyed when she kept ignoring his requests to leave him alone.

“… I’m just not interested, sorry. Can you please let me finish my drink in peace?” Sliske could hear a bit more of the conversation as he got closer. “Aw, why don’t you treat yourself, huh? You look like you need it.” Azzanadra looked ready to get up and leave if she didn’t leave him alone. “Hey. Piss off. He’s mine.” Sliske slid into the narrow gap between, glaring at the human. She shied away when she realised who she was dealing with. Sliske helped himself to some of Azzanadra’s drink and started whispering to him. “You alright there? I don’t know what she was going to charge you, but I can beat it by, say, 100%?”

#azzanadra #sliske #fanfics #sorry this took so long

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kottonkandykiller · 4 months

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made an amazing digital carnival oc. the au belongs to @/sm-baby (don’t want to spam them with notifications) but I’ll likely circus-ize him later. anyways, meet A-Z!

his name’s pronounced “A through Z,” but he’s normally called Az, Azzy, or A-Z (just the letters). Kinger calls him Cricket, Jax calls him Fuzzball (rich coming from another animal), and Gangle calls him Magicman.

he’s very calm, very friendly, but he’s also very direct, very honest, and very loyal. he literally can’t tell a lie (literally, it’s in his code), and he’s bad at keeping secrets, even though he tries. he does want the player to win the game and go home, but when he tries to help them, he’s prone to “glitching out” (the very base of his code takes over for a period of time, erasing his individuality) and is very violent during these times.

his game is the last one (most don’t reach it), and it has 3 parts. the first is called the Interrogation. the player is placed in an empty room and asked increasingly difficult questions about the mechanics of the game, certain tricks, hacks, and previous games. if you fail the Interrogation, you are allowed to retry as many times as you want, or leave the room. the next is the Hallway. you continue to a hall similar to the main hall full of unlabeled doors. this hall continues endlessly. you must find the door that leads to the main room, but other doors contain several different things (including, but not limited to, horrifying monsters, different game rooms, the main hall, upgrades, emptiness, etc.). next (and last) is the Show. you are forced to be A-Z’s helper in his magic tricks, which become less magical and more painful as the show goes on. if the invisible audience appreciates your show and claps at the end, you have won! if it doesn’t… well, you are killed. brutally.

relationships with the others:

Dislikes (but is doted on by) Gangle.

Indifferent (but polite) to Ragatha.

Good friends with Kinger.

Amicable with Zooble.

“Enemies” with Jax (they’re fuck buddies).

Was indifferent to Kaufmo.

Pitiful and kind towards Pomni.

Tense with Able.

Good friends with Caine.

#the amazing digital carnival #tadc #tadc fanart #tadc oc #the amazing digital circus

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hopesndreams-au · 9 months

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Part 5

Asriel puts his phone back in his pocket and says, "So. Uh... what… the park, yeah. Where should we–"

Someone knocks on our door, interrupting him.

"The door's unlocked," Chara says.

"i know," Sans says as he opens the door, "but it's polite to knock before entering."

He looks at the three of us with sad and angry eyes. I don't know if Chara and Asriel notice, but I swear I see Sans's smile falter.

"What's wrong, Sans?" I ask.

"something has happened. something that requires papyrus and my immediate attention. you three are gonna have to go home early," Sans says.

"What happened?" Chara demands.

Sans's eyelights disappear and he looks to the wall.

"... ... it's not my place to say."

Chara stands up and starts packing the stuff he brought and silently urges Asriel to do the same.

Azzy packs his and my stuff. I didn’t ask him to, but I guess he just wanted to?

“... one more thing. you two”–he points at Asriel and Chara–”are gonna have to watch over frisk all by yourselves. tori and asgore are also... preoccupied... with this situation.”

Sans turns and leaves, and as he’s walking away, Chara hears him say, “stupid interdimensional travelers and their stupid tendency to mess up perfectly good timelines.”

Chara decides not to ask, as it would push Sans over the edge. Sans becomes unbearable when that happens.

I get a strange feeling, and so does Chara. He stops my hand from grabbing the nearest sharp object and... after three minutes of silently arguing with me, I go crazy. It gets so bad that Asriel has to help Chara wrestle me down.

Chara remembers a little trick that Sans taught him and shortcuts the three of us home, along with our stuff.

After another three minutes of holding me down and muffling my animose screams, they put me in a straitjacket to keep me from hurting anyone.

“You can’t keep me like this forever, PARTNER! You’ll have to let me go eventually,” I sneer before laughing creepily.

“Yeah. That’ll be when you calm down.”

I start writhing on the couch, trying to escape, but it’s no use. The straitjacket is serving its intended purpose and restraining me.

“WHY!!?” Asriel shouts at the ceiling. “WHY DOES FRISK SUDDENLY HAVE TO START ACTING LIKE THIS WHEN NOBODY IS AROUND TO HELP THEM!!?”

“I mean, we could.”

“We don’t even know what’s WRONG with them!”

“SHUT IT, FLOWER BOY. THIS ISN’T MY FAULT.”

“What?”

I stop writhing and begin laughing.

“You think I want this? NO! I don’t want violence, but there’s something in my head that’s making me go crazy. I honestly think it has to do with those interdimensional travelers that Sans mentioned.”

#hopes'n'dreams au #asriel #frisk dreemurr #chara dreemurr #geno corruption

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jotun-philosopher · 2 months

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Hi there! :) What are some Good Omens moments that still make you laugh no matter how many times you've seen them?

@vidavalor Hoo boy...

In a happy, joie-de-vivre sort of way, pretty much any time Azzy's being an adorably enthusiastic goofball about some fun human thing (like stage magic -- I've been reading 'Expert At The Card Table' recently, and yup, I can see our angel's point!) <3<3<3 His cheery sass, as well, especially in Job's courtyard with the sparrow-goats proving him right

Speaking of that minisode, the bathos from the beginning with A. switching his grandiosity on and off and C. being all hammy and blase *heart eyes*

Bildad the Shuhite in general -- no scenery left unchewed!

Also creative Crowley snark ("What else am I gonna be, an aardvark?") :D And the laudanum, hehehehe :D

The 'wait and see' reference in s2e5 (how the wossname does Aziraphale manage to look so dang CUTE on that line???)

The demotivational posters in Hell

There's something about Azzy calling the bookshop by politely describing the phone's physical location to the device he'd just borrowed...

"The clarinet can make beautiful music."

The 'I was wrong' dance

Newt booting up the disk defrag thing and immediately causing a catastrophic crash

A. telling C. about his antics with rubber duck requests etc

The TV reporter nonchalantly mentioning that the M25's "on fire or something" (my dad, who went to uni in London, thinks Pterry and Neil actually heavily downplayed the evil nature of the M25)

Crowley's interaction with R.P. Tyler

"Oh, that'll be the Jeffery Archer books, I'm afraid."

The camera colliding with the window in young Newt's intro scene

The Drunk In The Bookshop scene (s1e1)

...really, I could just put the entire script up to the start of The Final Fifteen in here! Although I frequently find it difficult to tell the difference between 'I find this amusing' and 'My faves are adorable and lovely and this gives me Autistic Joy(tm)' (the lighter side of alexithymia!)

Ehehehehe

#good omens #autistic joy

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tadpolesonalgae · 2 months

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i hope this doesnt sound mean to the anon before but im always surprised when people think azriel does cruel things in fics because yeah he's literally the spymaster, he tortures people. i think it would make less sense in terms of the plot if he just trusted her out of the blue and you can tell he feels a little sorry for her but she's not making it easy for him to fully know if she's working with kier or not so he's treating her as a threat and if you go into the story thinking from his perspective instead of just seeing hers it makes sense that he's kind of using her. i think most people read these reader fics only considering the reader perspective but you have to get both to fully get the story, i do think if azriel just started trusting her out of the gate the story would fall flat

I don’t think you’re being mean at all! It’s interesting getting to hear different opinions so as long as you’re being polite and not rude you’re more than welcome to come on here and chat! 🧡💛

I suppose on the topic of how “in character” people are, there are canon and fanon versions to take into account? It would be a little weird if in fanfiction the character it involved didn’t take any interest in the reader at all, which is why Az might seem a little cold since I think both in the books and in fanfiction we see him around people he’s comfortable with and likes, whereas in please… they don’t really know each other that well so it lacks that open warmth?

Though admittedly I would love to read more fanfiction where he’s a little colder and less affectionate 🫢 give me a crueler Azzie so it’s better when he melts 🤭

#anons <3 #please…

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luxmaeastra · 10 months

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He looked at the other, turning from the fire.

"You love her?"

Rhain stilled, glass halfway to his lips. He narrowed his eyes, this didn't seem like the beginning to a light hearted conversation. He knew the other wasn't speaking on Nessanyn, he swallowed on the name.

Oraya.

"Yes."

He wouldn't give the other the satisfaction of curiosity. It was bad enough this creature kept appearing in his life. He didn't want to have to care about it.

Woylo stood looking down at the fire.

"You'd tear the world apart for her?"

Rhain didn't respond to that question. He hoped his glare answered that question. Woylo turned back to him and rose an eyebrow, taunting him. Damn him.

"Of course."

Woylo looked back to the fire, his shoulders relaxing.

"Cennend wasn't just one thing. It was a gesalt consciousness. It -"

Woylo rolled his eyes at the other's look.

"I mean it wasn't just one personality or mind. It was two, two personalities, two minds. That's what they did Rhain. That is the sin they pay for. They didn't just break it apart and devour it a millenia ago. They broke it minds from each other and tortured them. Can you imagine that? Seeing the person you love being abused over and over again and being unable to save them?"

He stepped toward him, keeping his body loose. Silver flashed in those eyes. Was it the firelight? Was it real?

"Can you imagine being born knowing that this life will be filled with pain. That the only glimmer of hope is to find that other half. The other peice that isn't just lover but family? But of course you can't call for them because those channels are monitored. They devoured enough of us to know exactly how to track us the way we track each other. So we have to die - there's been lives where we don't find each other. Can you imagine that? Not finding the person you've known since Forever? Do you understand what that does to a person? A soul?"

The mask fell and Woylo gripping the back of the armrest.

"Do you understand why they pay? Terresan, Adarlan, all their meaningless wars. But if I get involved maybe she has too. Maybe we'll find each other in some tavern or on the battle feild. I get involved and force myself to care about the politics of things I used to see as nothing more than motes of dust."

//I know Rhain isn't very awake. Feel free to choose anyone else!! Azzy? Naz?//

The price for everything that was done to them, the price that they all paid for actions made by those before them. Nazarius was not a stranger to such debt, had his own line not been cursed due to the actions of his grandmother? That even though she had cursed the family of Night, she unknowingly cursed the future of her line as well. Then there was his sisters...

He allowed Woylo to continue, to paint the picture of the feelings and emotions that flowed through him. What he had experienced and been through. the pain and suffering at being away from the one who completed you...He only knew an ounce of that, he only knew the smallest taste of being kept from his Raelyn. Even during that time, it had been painful, how he had yearned to claw off his scales and end it all. Why drag her into his misery?

Yet she did not bulk or shy away, she stood firmly by his side and became his support. His home. His heart. He took in a deep breath when he looked back to Woylo, nodding in understanding as he sat forwards.

"I understand why they pay, especially if it brings you together with the person you have been torn from," his claws dug into his skin as he gripped his hands. "What can be done to help?" Raelyn would be proud of him, trying on for once her more kind-hearted tendencies.

#Muse | Nazarius

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azzy-the-christian-furry · 6 months

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Israel belongs to the Jews, btw.

#azzy does a politic #pro israel

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snowpoff · 1 year

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"azzy does a politic" is the funniest fucking tag for the vilest hottest takes on real world issues I have ever seen. drives me bonkers every time

#text.txt #do not go there please just know I'm howling at this concept #this is the kind of shit people would make parody blogs about circa 2014

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chimeraan · 4 years

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There’s this fucking Undertale account where the user reblogs all the cutesy Undertale shit but has some of the worst political opinions and has massive hard on for guns. The first image is from a post about banning guns due to school shootings btw, which is the icing on the cake quite frankly.

The duality of basing your online persona on a game that is purposefully about pacifism and then declaring you need guns “in case rioters target you” despite the overwhelming loss of life of children is so fucking funny. Also why wouldn’t the rioters have guns as well in this imagined scenario??? What the fuck you gonna do then???

#politics #I guess #azzy does a politic is so fucjing cringe worthy #meme

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demcnsinmymind · 2 months

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@solarfreckled asked: What’s something about your OC that people wouldn’t expect just from looking at them? | Edgy/misc OC ask meme ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ | Open!

Let's remember what Azzy actually looks like first

It's a ginormous fucking mess of wtf. And when looking at it or just hearing about it, people naturally default to thinking that it is utterly violent, short tempered, messy and chaotic af. And don't get me wrong it is incredibly violent and chaotic af. Sooner or later, you'll see it do something along those lines. But its default? The way it will usually act first? It's gentle. Subtle. Even polite. It doesn't start physical shit first. It is all about mental fuckery and the long game. I'm really sticking with GE canon here aka : where it does nothing for the first 30 minutes or so. Only gently pushes a window open, or shifts some small furniture here and there. It only starts to become violent and turns shit up to fucking 12 when it keeps getting pushed and when you press its right kind of buttons.

But the default? Azzy is incredibly chill and laid back and pretty fucking fun to be around at first. But the trouble isn't far away. And when it's finally done playing the chill and nice game then yeah, it'll give you exactly what you'd usually expect from it just by looking at it. And then some.

#headcanons #hc : aza/thoth #hc : paranormal #demons in the halls : aza/thoth

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lillybean730 · 3 years

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i just saw some jackass say that christianity is countercultural now and i just

#YOU ARENT EDGY FOR REPLYING TO ANON HATE WITH CHRIST IS KING #fuckin republican asriel kinnie who tags political posts as 'azzy does a politic' while saying utter vile garbage #'owo i think george floyd deserved to die and the cop didn't actually kill him anyway :3' literally die you racist freak #racism tw #sorry im mad rn #gif warning

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eudevie · 2 years

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Counter Theory: Asgore is protecting Dess and is why he got thrown off the force.

Edit: 9-18-22: it was good, but in light of the DR event this theory feels debunked, since Dess' page is a 404. I feel it is not something as mundane as this, sadly.

Okay, I’m making this theory as an alternative to the ones that say “Asgore killed Dess” or “Asgore failed to find Dess” so he got kicked off the force because that makes no sense, the rest of the town would hate him along with Rudy. DR Asgore is a dumbass, but means well.

So, what we know of Mayor Holiday so far does not make her out to be a very nice person. Dialogue dump is here for anyone wondering: https://hushbugger.github.io/drdia/#

Quotes and analysis under the cut:

Rudy says this in regards to his wife:

* (Look, Kris. Can't say much, but...)

* (Noelle... might look like she has it all.)

* (But her mother. Her mother, you know?)

* (Love her, but... she's... tough on her.)

* (Normally, I balance it all out.)

* (But...)

* (I can't... do much. When I'm not there.)

* (But I'm gonna get better.)

* (I have to.)

Noelle when you ask her about the key:

* ... huh? Why don't I ask my mom for the key?

* I... I mean, um... I... you know,

* She doesn't like it when I bother her when she's working.

She seems afraid of the thought of asking her mom.

Dog burglars, if this incident is referring to Mayor Holiday herself:

* We're the infamous dog-burgulars, The Wet-Nose Bandits.

* (We were getting ready to sneak into that big house over the holidays...)

* When we were attacked from the shadows, by something MERCILESS!

* (Fearing for our lives, we all ran right into Officer Undyne's warm, loving arms...)

* And she suplexed us all into the snow with our tails hanging in the air.

* (Now we're in jail, but at least we're alive...)

I mean, holy shit if you consider Undyne not scary in comparison...

Politics bear in regards to Mayor Holiday:

* The mayor's charisma is about zero.

* No, it's negative.

* But she works hard and has a good track record, so she runs unopposed.

* Thaaaaaat's politics.

* Rarely.

talk to him again:

* Not only does she act icy, she always keeps her office's AC on full blast.

* That chill I feel... is...

* Is this what politics feels like?

This got me thinking about something strange Noelle does...

* Sometimes the hoofed girl comes here,

* Opens the freezer door...

* Then stands in front of it, lost in thought.

* Guess she really likes the cold. Or waffles.

Considering what we know about Mayor Holiday so far, this feels like a negative response, possibly to her mother’s office. Rudy even says this is a fear response for her:

* She's a sweetheart, isn't she, Kris?

* Smart, kind, sweet... couldn't ask for a better daughter.

* I just wish she wasn't so... defenseless.

* Scary movies, bugs, Santa Claus... everything scares her.

* And when it happens, she freezes like a deer in headlights.

Even though seeking out triggers like this seems weird, Noelle will seek things she deems scary out sometimes , like having a crush on Susie, or clicking on stuff like “creepy game glitch compilations!” or “Hot Female Santas In Your Area!”, but she also has linked being scared...to being cared for. Maybe it also reminds her of Dess?

* Gosh, remember that night we explored the forest behind the graveyard?

* Ha, I know we never found anything interesting back there...

* I mostly remember... Crying because I was scared.

* But for some reason I feel... nostalgic thinking about it.

* Dess wiping away my tears with Azzy's jacket...

* With warm sleeves that smelled like cinnamon.

* I guess I didn't mind being scared if it meant...

* Someone would comfort me.

And on the Ferris wheel with Susie:

Noelle:* Well, um, maybe, I'm a little scared, but... I...

Noelle:* To be honest, I... I actually like... scary things.

Susie:* ... what do you mean?

Noelle:* When we were little, me and my sister would stay up...

Noelle:* And go past our bedtime watching horror movies.

Noelle:* At first I cried, but now... it's like... watching them...

Noelle:* Makes me feel... comforted...?

But there is still the fact that she is scared of her mother. After all, it’s people that are scary:

Noelle:* It's scary, but I can just turn it off, right?

Noelle:* Now it's mostly... people, that are scary. Haha.

Susie:* You can just say you mean me.

Noelle:* Haha... umm... well... I guess y-you too, but...

Noelle:* But that's... what's... NICE about you, y'know?

Susie:* Nice!? The hell does that mean???

Noelle:* You're the... good kind of scary.

Noelle:* You aren't afraid to... break the rules, y'know?

Maybe she feels someone scarier then her mother, someone who would not be afraid to stand up to her, can protect her like Dess and her Dad used to?

In regards to the “Queen is a representation of Noelle’s Mother” fantheory, I think it is partially true. I think Queen was a bit of wish fulfillment for Noelle. While Queen is controlling, she genuinely tries to make Noelle happy in her own way, and actually listens when Noelle stands up for herself. Mayor Holiday is described as “Icy”... Although robot-like, Queen is a fun wine mom, and while some stuff she does would be considered evil... “I'm Just A Computer LMAO I Don't Know Everything “ She’s a computer, she is trying Her Best.

I’d imagine having a controlling parent realize they were wrong, and actually acknowledge it AND MEAN IT, would be very cathartic. I know this bit made me fucking cry:

* ... Noelle...

* Perhaps My Computations Were

* Miscalibrated

* Noelle

* Disregard... Me... And...

* With Your Own Power

* Choose The World... That Makes You Happy

(Also, If we’re going off the “King and Queen are Susie and Noelle’s parents” fantheory, then the wish fulfillment of having a friend as a young child (projecting onto Lancer, perhaps?), and someone to kick their dad’s ass, could still fit Susie.)

“Now wait E, How does this relate to Asgore protecting Dess?”

Well... Noelle talks about Dess as if she is still alive. We can infer to this as Dess going missing, not dead.

But what if she isn’t truly missing? If a missing person who ISN’T a minor is found by police, and DOES NOT WANT anyone to know their location, all the police have to do is say they are found and not tell the person who reported the person missing their location. Rudy and Asgore are very good friends, and Rudy has probably told Asgore how his wife is with the kids. I think they are close enough that they consider each other’s kids as their niblings in a way. Rudy even has a nickname for Kris!

With Mayor Holiday being controlling and cold, and Dess isn’t one to take stuff lying down from what Noelle tells of her:

* Gosh, you're lucky Dess isn't here!

* Otherwise YOU'D be facedown in a mousepile!

* Wait! You're teasing me, aren't you, Kris?

* L-like when you told me ICE-E was real and eats kids...

* So Dess smacked you with a wiffle bat 'til you stopped lying.

I can see Dess GTFOing as soon as she turned of age. Maybe even working on a way to get Noelle out.

Mayor Holiday may not like that she no longer has control over her eldest daughter. Since she is the mayor, and also very intimidating, she could have contacts harass Dess to “get her back in line.”

So may be none too pleased when Asgore REFUSES to tell her were Dess went, or refuses to search for her. (Maybe Dess even asked him before she left to NOT tell her mom or look for her. Asgore would be like an uncle to her, so would want to protect her.)

The Divorce:

Toriel may have felt that Mayor Holiday and Rudy have a RIGHT to know were their kid is. Asgore may have tried to tell Toriel that Mayor Holiday is not that great of a parent or overly strict and controlling, or Dess does not want to be found, but Toriel is a parent who flipped her shit over Asriel kissing Catty, so may not understand how bad Mayor Holiday actually is in regards to being a strict parent since she may consider herself one.

Toriel and Asgore’s marriage was on the rocks already for some reason (I have a feeling it was due to Asgore being Irresponsible with finances, not through cheating or anything like that. Like I said, Asgore is a well meaning dumbass. see:”No rent received. Again. Stop giving away flowers. Start Selling Them.”) and this would have been the final straw.

Alphys may even be hinting to this:

* Kris, it's no secret the, er, police in this town are...

* Err... how do I put this... Just... um...

* Eye candy, I guess?

* W-wait, th-that came out wrong!

* I mean they're s-symbolic! They barely do anything!

* It's because of the mayor, there... there...

* There isn't any crime.

* Makes me wonder if she even needs the police...

* Or if they're just... g... getting in her way?

* ... eheh sorry. I'm just saying what you already know.

* After all, she's...

* Your neighbor, right?

Noelle, being likely to bend to her mother’s will if she asked, would have to be kept out of the loop or out of contact in case Mayor Holiday tries to get to Dess through Noelle. So kept googling for her anyway, to see if anything new is happening with her sister.

I know I waffled a bit on this theory, but what are y’alls thoughts?

#Noelle Holiday #noelle #Dess Holiday #Dess #Deltarune #Rudy Holiday #Asgore Dreemurr #Susie #e rants about undertale #but it's deltarune #Child Abuse #Child neglect

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