#b i t c h

[poetryinmotion-author]

Bo-Karen: Your cult fractured our people. Where were you then?

Din: .........bitch I was TWELVE???

#the mandalorian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #as if death watch didn't fracture it first #b i t c h

[spxnglr]

The H.ulk: Thinks about yeeting Ecto-1 at Than.atos.

Egon looking him dead in the eye:

#𝙸 𝙵𝙴𝙴𝙻 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙻𝙾𝙾𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚃𝙰𝚇𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙱. (CRACK) #𝙸 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚂 𝙼𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝚄𝙽𝙶𝚄𝚂. (HEADCANONS) #Egon vc: you can go and use the mayor's car for all I care #get your green angry hands off ours #b i t c h

[i-wanna-b-yours]

My younger cousin has already had 3 boyfriends. She is 15.....FUCKING 15-

#b i t c h

[officiallallorona]

I went to go see Hadestown tonight on the last night it was in KC, and I was NOT emotionally prepared for how much witnessing "epic iii" (including the instrumental) would emotionally fuck me up. Damn.

#hadestown #'why evan do the concepts of hope #and the reparation of a loving-turned-toxic marriage #resonate with you?' #AND! THEY! DANCED! #B I T C H #AND! I'M! SUING! FOR! EMOTIONAL DAMAGES! #ugh the show was so good #stories no one asked for

[fideidefenswhore]

henry viii for song meme?

younger (french wives)

#anon #'i'm on my faded glamour/i feel ungracious in defeat' aha... bitch ?? #b i t c h #everyone likes you (nobody loves you) #for the poorest little meow meow year of all (1526)

[wellthatschaotic]

tempted to make an infodump post about our minecraft lore theories

#fun fact about those we were telling them to our irl bestie earlier todag #today* #and Annoying Asshole Kid(TM) kept like. interrupting and saying like 'thats not true' #for no reason?? #so i muttered 'no one asked' under my breath and he goes 'what was that?? rude!' #b i t c h #but Oh Well

[dreamsrunfaster]

Oh yeah what insult rhymes with rich,,,,

Fool

#b i t c h #never have i seen a more transparently renamed song #esc ireland #eurovision 2022 #esc 2022

[highlifeboat]

Get on vc motherfucker

F I N E

#asks #cruncherzz #b i t c h #you get on vc

[minqhao-remade]

I SEE STRAY KIDS TODAY

#B I T C H #IM SO EXCITED #stray kids #sarah.txt

[pyreshegone]

the moron in the memory care ward I'm working at today: you cannot eat your lunch where u can watch your client at the same time

my client: walks off the fucking ward somehow???

the moron from before who explicitly told me to eat where I could not supervise my client: why were you not watching your client? I'm gonna write you up :/

#✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: ooc / and i think it's going to be a long long time #b i t c h

[psykopaths]

#a e s t h e t i c #intimate #desire #hot as fuck #sexy content #couple aesthetic #intimacy #body art #casal #sexy tease #couple goals #couple cuddling #could be us #lovers #lust #b&w aesthetic #sex and drugs #cuddling & snuggling #snuggles #touch #passion #relationship goals

[frogletking]

So i made this...

Have fun.

#B i t c h