#b u t

[lepusrufus]

I did say there's actual plot to this AU beside shadowzel bickering didn't I

#i can't even begin to express how melted my brain is rn #i should not have done this whole thing in one go #the lineart gods possessed me #anyway #I'm still not sure how to translate Aylin's gold scars to a modern look but whatever #b u t #lightweight Aylin my beloved #no I do not accept criticism #animation studio au #shadowheart #dame aylin #baldur's gate 3 #my art

[jell-o101]

TEARS? ON YOUR MAJESTY’S BIRTHDAY?

NOT ON MY WATCH

Happy birthday, BOWSER!!

#luigi #mario #Bowser #Bowser Jr. #Happy Birthday Bowser! #like #I know he’s a fictional character #but #B U T #I DIDNT DRAW ANYTHING FOR HIM #I CANT JUST #LET THE DAY PASS BY #ITS LIKE NOT SHOWING UP TO HIS PARTY AT ALL #AT LEAST HE HAS JUNIOR #BUT LIKE…STILL #Only Mario and Luigi can save the day

[komeriii]

if Castlevania Nocturne comes out and Alucard doesn't have his sexy cravat, I will sob and piss on the floor

#look i know that Adrian is hella sexy even in the netflix show but i have issues with him being shirtless half of the time #THAT'S NOT TO SAY I DON'T MIND BEING SHIRTLESS #B U T #i think that alucard is even sexier the more clothes he has #especially with that cravat #OHHHHHH THAT CRAVAT MAKES ME FEEL THINGS #but thats all #i think the Netflix show is okay at best #i personally like it because alucard is in it #but there are things they could def improve upon #castlevania #alucard #adrian tepes #alucard tepes #alucard castlevania #castlevania netflix #netflix castlevania #adrian fahrenheit tepes

[rosepompadour]

I am so fond of romantic things, just as if I were a heroine in a book.

L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (1908)

#anne of green gables #l.m. montgomery #literature #i showed my mom the first two parts of the miniseries last week and she loved it #B U T #then she said #'what are those two other discs?' #me: 'there are no other discs.' #mom: 'there are two more discs in there!' #me: 'you don't want to watch those.' #mom: 'i think i kind of do.' #so we finished the series #and my mom just said very quietly 'i should have stopped at two discs.' #how did kevin sullivan go so wrong? #he was doing amazing!

[raayllum]

whenever i see "viren and callum are JUST oppositional and have no real similarities" i'm just gonna take it as "oh so you DON'T think callum's ALSO going to break away from aaravos. got it"

(obviously i'm being crude and facetious but if you want callum to break away from aaravos? he's gotta follow in viren's footsteps now - it has to be a parallel. it has to be a similarity now. that's the only choice the show has given us as of s5)

#it was just red #like they are very oppositional #esp in arc 1 there's a lot of contrast (1x02 and s2 in particular once you get to 2x09) #b u t #there's also a lot of similarities for a reason #and those become more and more prominent in s4 arc wise in a lot of ways? #then s5 starts doing the emotional internal parallels more so

[wayfayrr]

so I've been writing more for reader being separated from most of the chain, with them and one lucky link having the shadow drop them back on earth. and while I've got the main thing going I wanted to try my hand at writing something from the chain's pov after the initial split.

Where are they, Where are they, Where are they, Where are they, they should be here, WHY AREN’T THEY HERE WITH THEM?

What has the shadow done, to their beloved, their precious, the only one who cares about them? They’re gone. They’re gone and it's all that shadows fault.  

It could’ve hurt them, why weren’t they fast enough. No, they can’t be hurt, they can’t, they can’t be, they can’t be. It’s all their fault why weren't they fast enough. THEY LET THIS HAPPEN.

There’s no way to tell where that damned portal ended up, no way to tell if their light is safe, no way to tell if they’re even still breathing. They could be dead and it would be all our fault. They shouldn't have been there they should have been closer to the rest of us. Why were they so far away from the camp, why, why, why!?

The only comfort is that a link was with them, why wasn’t that ME, we could protect them better, WE WOULDN’T HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN. IT’S ALL HIS FAULT, HE MUST’VE WANTED THIS.

They have to still be alive, they have to. If they weren’t then what's even the point of them living anymore? Of anyone living, of caring. 

No there’s no point in thinking like that, they’re alive they have to be there isn’t any other option. It's only a matter of time until they're found. they'll be safe, and this will NEVER happen again. They won't allow it.

#I think if i end up writing much else for this it'll need a name #b u t #I'm currently drawing blanks adsfkpf #If anyone has any suggestions for it I'll be open to anything #linked universe x reader #yandere linked universe x reader #yandere linked universe #yandere link #whichever of the chain you want

[the-mallorca-files]

We have a release date for s3!!

According to the Majorca Daily Bulletin, “the third series of The Mallorca Files will be screened on Amazon starting on August 8”!!

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #if this turns out to be a false alarm i will actually cry #(like there’s no source in the article so i am slightly sus of that) #b u t #trying to be optimistic this time hnsjfhdfh #the mallorca files #the mallorca files s3 #s3

[definitely-didnt]

no idea how much blood to expect from biting the tip of your pinky off, but the image of arthur with blood on his mouth compelled me.

#LOOK LOOK #SO I KNOW #IT'S THE WRONG HAND #I KNOW IT'S MEANT TO BE THE LEFT HAND MISSING A PINKY #B U T #THE FLOW OF THE IMAGE DOESNT WORK IF IT'S FLIPPED #IT WAS TOO LATE TO REDO IT BY THE TIME I REALIZED I WAS WORKING ON IT MIRRORED #does arthur's face change everytime i draw him? #yes #these matters are beyond my earthly power #arthur lester #malevolent arthur lester #arthur lester malevolent #arthur malevolent #malevolent arthur #john doe #malevolent john doe #john doe malevolent #malevolent john #john malevolent #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #private eyes #jarthur #harlan guthrie

[shootingstarpilot]

fucking hell.

#this is honestly the best kind of problem to have #but i got a job offer at PEARL HARBOR #and i have to give them my decision tomorrow #the question is if i want to uproot my entire life for the second time in six months #and can i AFFORD to #i want to work at pearl harbor so so bad #let me do exhibit design for a park that sees 1.8 MILLION VISITORS A YEAR #who are there for the HISTORY #b u t #i don't wanna move to hawaii LOL #i recoil from the logistics #literally just moved from west virginia to UTAH in september #do i want to move from utah to HAWAII for a four-year position #and sell off everything that can't fit in two suitcases

[authenticaussie]

Memories that I still keep in the back of my mind regarding crossover skills between sports...the wall climbing place I used to go to (I go to a new one now) had a parkour set, with a web rope and gymnastics blocks and soft landing pads. I am not good at parkour but I liked flopping around on the landing pads and throwing myself at the blocks and swinging on the bars.

When I was there, a guy was trying to land a forward cartwheel & flip and he would get almost all the way there and then eat shit (it was very funny to watch,) and one of the reasons he kept eating shit was because he'd keep his head ? In a weird spot? I'm not entirely sure how to describe it, but I looked at it and it just. Clicked in my head that he wasn't spot-picking.

So in ballet when you do turns you pick a spot as you are turning and then whip your head around and hit that same looking spot. It allows neater turns and better balance.

And he'd tried, I'm not kidding, like, twenty or thirty times by this point. And every time he'd done it I'd seen him do the head thing. Not tuck in. Not spot.

So I was like. Hey. I know I can't do what you're doing, and I don't know if this is your actual problem, but I think maybe this technique from my dance lessons may help you get fully through your somersault?

And like. He didn't have to trust me. I was like 20! But he did pull his head in and spotted, and flipped (and landed!) and whenever I think about that I think about the crossover in skills between different sports, in getting one skill that makes you better at something so entirely unrelated and how sometimes you don't even realise that something you've learnt somewhere else helps you with this new thing. Which I just think is so cool! And so fun! And how many other physical skills do people have and learn that exist in crossover? Did this ballet technique help him land better in the future too? It fascinates and delights me. New things influenced by old knowledge.

Anyway knowing about the teenage mutant ninja turtles just helped me identify a fraud case at work. 🫡✌️

#bip bop nari drops #oh humanity i love you #i wanted to wax poetic about somersault guy and then remembered the fraud case and i was like #well actually. ;3c i can be a little sillay. for fun. for me <3 #technically my knowledge of horse riding/horses has also assisted in fraud cases too but the turtles in funnier #tmnt #PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME FOR FURTHER DETAILS IT IS AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION #i fuckin doubt anyone involved will be like huh let's check out this unrelated fandom based blog to see if- OH NO THEY'RE ON TO ME #b u t #i like my job. i dont want to get fired bc i have can't shut up disease [autism]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Creatives: If you like, reblog with something you really want to make/write/draw/etc., and one thing you're Stuck on related to it.

#i speak #writing #creativity #artists #i want to write the time wars but i'm stuck on whether or not i want to include grimm #cast of 3 shows is already a lot. 4 would r e a l l y be a lot. #and grimm has the fewest arcs i'm invested in in the time wars #b u t #1) provides narrative balance #2) the arcs i a m invested in from there would be hard to replace/change #idk man

[pinkished]

please look at this giant clefairy my sister got me today!!! 🥺😭💖

#i l o v e her #i'm not sure of her name yet #but my sister zeroed in on them while we were checking out target bc they had a funko she wanted #i would've got gengar #b u t #i already have the small one #and clefairy is so sweet #jessie talks

[rosepompadour]

ANNA KARINA rehearses for her jukebox dance scene in VIVRE SA VIE (1962)

Shortly after Anna Karina’s contract [for Le Petit Soldat] was signed, Godard placed a two-page handwritten ad in La Cinématographie française. It read: “Jean-Luc Godard, who has completed Breathless and is preparing Le Petit Soldat, seeks young woman between 18 and 27 to [be] both his actress and his friend.” The effect of this stunt was to make Anna's casting appear to be the result of Anna having slept with the director. Karina was furious at what she considered a humiliating insinuation and returned to the casting office in tears, ready to repudiate the contract and face the consequences. The next day, Godard sent her a telegram making reference to her Danish nationality: "A character from Hans Christian Andersen has no right to cry.’ She ignored the telegram. Karina recalled, “He invited me to a screening of Breathless. I didn’t like it at all. Then we had dinner together. None of this appealed to me in the least. I was suspicious of him." - Richard Brody, Everything Is Cinema: The Working Life of Jean-Luc Godard

#anna karina #vivre sa vie #sixties sweethearts #the french are glad to die for love #* #this is my favorite anna/trashbin joint #B U T #i cropped out g*d*rd 😊 #any true anna fan would do the same! #the fact that he saw her (from DAY ONE) #as some weird fairy tale automaton who had 'no right' to human emotions #EVEN AFTER being exploited by him #says everything you need to know about godard tbh #he was so fucking abusive towards her #he drove her to attempt suicide and the doctor actually told anna that she needed to recover 'away from her husband' or she'd do it again #he ripped up her clothes and her teddy bears (of course this girl owns teddy bears) #and then he told her he was happier without her and made her cry on NATIONAL TELEVISION #and people are still shocked by what he did to agnes varda? #nope that's just godard being godard #but sure tumblr keep on shipping it! so french! tres chic!!! #(i'm on my second glass of wine lol)

[notfromcold]

Teenage Alma: **Nervously tells Stede she has a crush on a person of the same gender**

Stede: Oh, everyone feels that way.

Stede: I assume.

Lucius: Oh my GOD.

#ofmd #brought to you by parents who were queer and DID NOT know it #stede is in a slightly different position in that he has a husband #b u t #straight people denier stede bonnet

[femmemortes]

HEARTBREAKING: Girl has to get out of so so warm bed to go to work but she doesn’t want to go to work because she’s so so eepy.

#sleepy eeby #genuinely I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to 100% like their job? #like I don’t mind my job #it’s not bad #b u t #😭 #I hate getting up in the morning

[iiguess]

if you were a deity, what would you be the god of?

WEATHER & CALAMITY.

tempestuous and fearsome. your moods are hard to read and you strike on a whim. not a soul can avoid you as disasters strike across the land. you have your own standards for what makes sense and what you value and if anyone dares challenge you there will be nowhere for them to run.

BALANCE & REVENGE.

another seemingly intimidating figure. some only know you for revenge and fear you. however, you’re fair and provide justice and balance to your worshippers. you are regarded as the judge, jury, and executioner and no one can escape.

TAGGED BY: @fantomevoleur TAGGING: You!

#;; 🇹🇭🇮🇸 🇮🇸 🇼🇭🇴 🇮 🇦🇲 ( headcanon. ) #;; the girl who cried wolf ( persona 5 au ) #yEP #both versions of her are. very intimidating to say the least pFT #b u t #those who get to know her as huntress will find that she's rather... fair? #vengeful yes #but at the end of the day #the values that don't make sense when you first meet her eventually become #maybe not always reasonable #but sympathizable #anywho!! I. didn't get much done here today aKDHAS #I'll see if I can do more tomorrow though-- #;; from one story to the next ( tag game. )