the most unrealistic thing in the b99 universe is that they’re not all head over heels for amy santiago
what fuckin HIGH ASS STANDARDS do y’all have where she isn’t the most gorgeous woman you’ve ever seen??
it’s 2:30am and i’ve just noticed that all the santiago grandkids (that we know of) name starts with an “m”
“Thank you for staying by my side. I know it wasn’t easy.” “It was worth it. I’m Auntie Ro Ro.”
BROOKLYN 99 | LIGHTS OUT, 7x13
One of Holt’s best episodes.
Also if anyone has any good gif apps or tips, please let me know
so, i’d just like to declare that i have just finished binging all 7 seasons of B99 in under a week and a half.
i do not think i slept.
Brooklyn 99 Season 7
Debbie was not required.
Debbie was extra and boring.
Can any big pages give my tips on how to grow?? I wanna make it more interactive and stuff, hopefully do questions in the future?
So, random, but I was shaving my legs and out of nowhere (okay, not nowhere. I’ve probably watched Brooklyn 99 at least 10 times over by now but, whatever), into my head popped Gina’s comment about Charles’ legs having been chafed smooth. Funny enough, tiny laugh, that’s is.
“Imagine that wrapped around you”
Okay, it’s a bit of an odd comment. Makes you wonder what kind of freaky things they’d get up to that involved his legs wrapped around her.
Then it hit me. Does Charles Boyle like being pegged? And yeah, I think maybe…
Remember when Charles “fainted” because Jake had a sweet moment with Nikolaj? Remember how Genevieve caught him and then remarked how his butt was right on top of her “ute’”? I mean, probably just meant as an odd and funny thing to say but only Jake reacts accordingly. So maybe it’s not that odd for Charles and Genevieve?
Remember when Charles went full Boyle for Vivian, and Vivian went full Boyle for Boyle? When he proposes in the interrogation room and it’s about to “turn into a live sex show”? Remember Boyle turning, by his own volition, so Vivian is behind him? That’s not Vivian manhandling him for some reason, she’s busy trying to undress him. It’s Boyle’s initiative, because he wants her there.
So yeah, my new headcanon is that Charles Boyle unashamedly loves being pegged. And honestly I’m here for it! In so much mainstream media, guys can’t even make one remark about liking things in their “A” (and I’m not talking “Arms”) and if they do, they’re either stereotype-gay or it’s completely made into a big, awkward joke. But in reality, it’s normal for guys of any sexuality to enjoy that kind of stimulation and honestly, b99 is probably the only show I’d trust to handle it if they wanted to. Most of all though, I am here for Boyle being fully confident and unashamed about liking a bit of p-spot action!
Also also, it would kinda explain why his first thought is “spread your legs” not “spread your wings” like Peralta. Just saying…
So, TL;DR, Boyle loves getting pegged and is confident enough about it to ask even his temporary lover, Gina, to do it for him. And I am here for it!
THE NINE-NINE FAMILY [3/23] ⇢ terry and rosa
And if you ever need to talk, or get drunk, or throw stuff off a roof, I mean,I don’t know your process. Am I hitting on anything here?
My two favourite things in one video
mentally i’m jake peralta but make it season 1