it was a mistake to introduce me to b99
so i guess im posting my stuff here now?
Logan : We will make sure to meet you again Remus, but for now, Remus, it’s important for you to “play it safe” as some would say. *nods* Remus.
Remus : Why are you saying my name like that? That’s pretty often
Logan : Remus, I do research. One of the worst parts of your situation - Remus- is the constant dehumanisation by being given a number, Remus. In order to help you realise you’re still a person with the name ‘Remus’ and an identity, I shall address you by your name a lot, Remus.
Remus : Wow, totally makes up for jail
Riddle: Game on.
Ace: Wow, your handshake is quite firm.
Riddle: I took a seminar.
Yuu: You look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.
Grim: No, can you do that? Why doesn’t everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
Yuu: I was trying to insult you.
Grim: Instead you gave me an amazing life hack.
Kalim: You’re gonna ace this test.
Jamil: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Kalim: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Jamil: That was big. I was really proud of you.
Yuu: Remember when you told me not to burn down the school?
Crewel: You burned down the school?
Yuu: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story!
Leona: Rules are made to be broken.
Riddle: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Grim: Uh, piñatas.
Yuu: Glow sticks.
Jack: Karate boards.
Ruggie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Kuroo: Hey, Daichi, check it out. Bokuto got a tattoo.
Bokuto, showing his tattoo: Mr. 99!
Daichi: why are you putting a gun in your mouth?
Bokuto: I’m only blowing the smoke from the barrel. It’s cool.
Daichi: the barrel is fully inside your mouth. You’re clearly about to kill yourself.
Kuroo: You’re just jealous because Bokuto got the arrest record and you don’t.
Bokuto: yeah! Suck on this! *pretends to put a finger gun in his mouth and pull the trigger* Pow. *blows imaginary smoke*
Daichi: YOU PULL THE TRIGGER, MAN, IT’S A SUICIDE.
Fairy Gala Training
Crewel: How are we looking?
Vil: Sexy. But not like we’re trying too hard. Like, sure we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.
Azul: Sunset nears.
Yuu: Yes it does. Tick tock.
Azul: Tick tock indeed.
Yuu: But tick tock for who?
Azul: You know it’s ‘for whom’, don’t try to provoke me.
Yuu: I did not know that.
Klaus: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.
(June 26 -> 35 days until season 2)
“just because you want something, doesn’t mean you het to do it. Life is chaos, succes is completely arbitrary, and confidence is everything.”
Who would’ve thought this was a quote from Brooklyn 99
So I had this idea just randomly pop into my head, let me preface this by saying yes I realize B99 is copaganda and has many issues pertaining to its portrayal of cops vs real life, that being said it had it’s funny moments and I watch it for Rosa cause I love her. Anyway back to my original thought. The first time Kara meets Nia and decides to mentor her and realizes what an adorkable woman she is the scenewith Rosa and the puppy popped in my head but with Kara holding Nia on her hip and Nia’s arms wrapped around her neck looking shocked while Kara is pointing to everyone at Catco saying “I’ve only had Nia for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” I realize I’m combining another meme of Angell Conwell holding Kevin Hart on her hip. Anyway I’m rambling but I would absolutely love to see a drawing of this. Thing is I’m currently jobless and waiting on my unemployment to get straightened out. If there’s any artists that would be willing to do just a doodle of this stupid idea of mine it would absolutely make my day.
Katara: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Sokka: Okay, but in my defense, Zuko bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Katara: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank shampoo?
Sokka: What? No. You’re the one farting bubbles.
Mammon, before meeting MC: humans are so dumb ew
Mammon, 5 minutes after meeting MC: I’ve only had my human for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Ezio: But coming with us is a huge risk, so maybe let’s go over some self-defense techniques. *Claudia punches Ezio in the throat* [gasps] [chokes] Usually, you warn somebody before you do that.
Claudia: Father told me that the element of surprise was crucial.