#b99incorrectquotes

[peralt-iagos]

Mac: can i have more candy daddy?

Jake: what did mummy say?

Mac: she said no

Jake: then why would i let you?

Mac: she's not the boss of you

Jake, internally: its a trap its a trap its a trap

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #brooklynninenine #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #maclane #maclaneperalta #mac peralta

[cullenthunder-blog]

Alec : The real hero here is Magnus

Magnus : But isn't Magnus Bane more of a state of mind? Like in a way we were all Magnus Bane today. Magnus, lets take this Magnus to the hospital.

#b99 #B99incorrectquotes #incorrect quotes #shadowhunters

[ther00mofrequirement]

terry, when sharon was pregnant with the girls: were having twins!

jake: omg they were wombmates

#b99 #b99incorrectquotes #this has probably been done before #brooklyn nine nine

[peralt-iagos]

Terry: So how did you know Jake was the one?

Amy: He looks at me the way all women want to be looked at...

Terry: Aww

Amy: With fear in his eyes.

Terry:

Rosa: Aww

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #amysantiago #incorrectquotes #brooklynninenine #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes #raymondholt #rosadiaz #terry jeffords #aww baby #awwww #mac peralta #maclaneperalta #maclane

[peralt-iagos]

Jake: *holds door open for Amy* After you

Amy: No, after you

Jake: I insist, after you

Rosa: *pushes past both of them* after me

#b99 #jakeperalta #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #brooklynninenine #peraltiago #b99incorrectquotes #amy santiago #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #rosadiaz

[peralt-iagos]

Awww look at mac's one little shoe

So cute 😍 ❤

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #amysantiago #incorrectquotes #brooklynninenine #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes #maclanes little shoe

[peralt-iagos]

Jake, kicking open the door: SANTIAGO!

Amy, startled: Jesus!

Jake: Nah, just me. Can you help me with my paperwork?

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #amysantiago #incorrectquotes #brooklynninenine #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes #paperwork

[peralt-iagos]

Jake: Rosa, Amy’s right there! What should I do?

Rosa: Just tell her "You have beautiful eyes."

[ a few minutes later]

Jake, to Amy: I have beautiful eyes. They're just like my mother's.

Amy: Okay...

Rosa, in the distance: No!!

#b99 #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #peraltiago #jakeperalta #amy santiago #brooklynninenine #b99incorrectquotes #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #andysamberg #andy samberg #melissafumero #melissa fumero #stephanie beatriz #stephaniebeatriz

[peralt-iagos]

Jake: Amy wake up

Amy, annoyed: what is it?

Jake: when butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in there stomach?

Amy:

Jake:

Amy: Jake what the fuck

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #brooklynninenine #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #andysamberg #andy samberg #melissafumero #melissa fumero #beautiful butt #butterfly

[peralt-iagos]

Amy: I'd love a guy who is sensitive and caring, manly but with a loving side, you know?

Jake: *explosions in the distance*

Amy:

Amy: I want that one.

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #amysantiago #incorrectquotes #brooklynninenine #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes

[peralt-iagos]

Jake: *dumps alot of junk food and candies into the cart*

Amy: Jake. We said we're going to stick to the list.

Jake: It’s on the list.

Amy: Oh? May I see the list?

Jake: *hands her the list*

Amy: I don't remember writing "lots of junk food" on this in pink crayon.

Jake: *whispers to himself* Damn, why did I write it in crayon.

Jake: ...It's magenta actually.

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #amysantiago #incorrectquotes #brooklynninenine #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes

[peralt-iagos]

Jake, lying awake in bed: hey, are you asleep yet?

Amy: yes

Jake: oh ok, I won't bother you then

[two hours later]

Jake:

Jake: wAit a second-

#peraltiago #jakeperalta #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #brooklynninenine #b99 #b99incorrectquotes #brooklyn nine nine

[peralt-iagos]

Amy: "rules are very important"

Amy: -falls in love with jake

Amy: -had sex on there first date

Amy: -disobeyed the captains orders once or twice

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #amy santiago #brooklynninenine #charlesboyle #b99incorrectquotes #brooklyn nine nine

[peralt-iagos]

Jake: what's worse than a heartbreak

Rosa: realising dragons can't blow out their birthday cake

Jake:

Jake: bro

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #amy santiago #brooklynninenine #charlesboyle #b99incorrectquotes #brooklyn nine nine #roza diaz #bro

[peralt-iagos]

Amy: We need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Jake: My time has come

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #brooklynninenine #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #melissa fumero #andysamberg #andy samberg #melissafumero

[peralt-iagos]

Jake:A bunch of beat cops made fun of me at lunch

Amy: Give me there names and I will end them.

Jake:

Amy: You know, with... with a scathing letter to Holt

#b99 #jakeperalta #peraltiago #incorrectquotes #amysantiago #brooklynninenine #amy santiago #b99incorrectquotes #brooklyn nine nine #charlesboyle #andysamberg #andy samberg #melissafumero #melissa fumero