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Contrary to popular belief, Jesus wasn’t a virgin his whole life because he got nailed right before he died
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hughmanbean · 2 months
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Old Poetry
To fulfill the ambitions you chase,
Is considered impossible to most.
But perhaps if you present your case,
There may yet still be hope.
All submit before the High Queen,
So perfect in aspects unseen.
She who ensures the proceedings of nature,
And works with the machinations of time.
May show the mercy to cater,
And give a bless'd sign.
Find yourself at the foot of her throne,
Pay all respects, or stand alone.
Listen close as you come near,
To be audience of her most heavenly voice.
Tones so soft to sooth all fear,
Many would kill to get the choice.
To defy her is to defy fate,
Her will too strong, her power too great.
To tip the scales in your favor,
Prince and princess must be found.
Each have the chance to persuade her,
Though be wary the plans they've wound.
Praise the High Queen, praise be!
She accepts only those that are worthy!
Gaze upon a being so divine,
Present throughout all of infinity!
Just remember to keep in mind,
She is more than you'll ever be.
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Constantine looks away from the inscription embedded onto the side of the stone. That's the fifth version of it today. Every single one of them are on the outskirts of the city, surrounding it. Bats might have been right. This seems fishy.
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jenlrossman · 9 months
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tinkerbitch69 · 3 months
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So, fourteen just ran into Donna in the middle of a crowded street without even knowing where or when exactly he landed. Complete chance. They were just drawn back together by some invisible force.
In fact, you could say…
It was a mavitational pull ;)
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ao3commentoftheday · 1 year
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I've got a fic idea that I think I want to write, but I have zero thoughts about how the characters could possibly find themselves in the situation I want to put them in, so it's time to implement my favourite facet of fanfiction as a writing form:
✨️choose your own backstory ✨️
each reader can figure out for themselves how the characters got where they are, and if they (like me) aren't really bothered by those pesky details then they (like me) can just skip that exercise completely 🎉
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savage-rhi · 5 months
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I want to bite Astarion's butt.
I MEAN
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David Zaslav being such a
cockbite
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bogkeep · 5 months
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when theres 50+ new massages in the videogames channel... of people discussing their jobs
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fruit dragon
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avastyetwats · 4 months
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The tide is low tonight.
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So Graydon is a big nerd, right? He knows a lot about languages and magic and loves to read.
And he's also the Harbinger of the Wyrm. The avatar of the wyrm. Himself the Wyrm?
What I'm getting at is
Graydon is a bookwyrm.
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meancatboy · 2 years
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i can’t make him better but i can make him wetter
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yooniesim · 1 year
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“I’m always ready to work up a sweat.” 🌊🌞🎵
Marisol Díez Delgado
Age: 23
Blood Type: B
Identity: Lesbian Woman
Height: 5'2"
Nationality: Venezuelan
Rider Style: Alpine
Alternate Sport: Windsurfing
Motto: "¡Fiesta toda la noche!"
Favorite Music: House, Jungle, Techno
Voice Actress: Patricia Valesquez 
One word best describes Marisol: Sacrilicious. She is that sacrilegious/delicious mix of innocence and raw sexuality. She loves to dance, to surf and to flirt. She would never intentionally hurt anyone. Her goal in life is to have fun. If she could, she would surf all day and party all night. She often does. While disliking rudeness and conflict in general, she has a volatile temper that she struggles to keep under control. She was introduced to SSX by JP, but soon thereafter they had a falling out. Her beauty and grace serve her well both on and off the track, but she is not always taken seriously by some of the other competitors. - SSX Tricky
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going-to-superhell · 9 months
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hey what will it be called if italy decides to leave the eu?
quitaly
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ao3commentoftheday · 2 years
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you ever just love one really specific version of a particular trope?
like take sex pollen. fun trope, sometimes combined with fuck or die - it really ups the ante on what could just be a regular PWP fic with a twist, right?
but the sex pollen fics that I just can't get enough of are the ones where the people involved are really close friends who have mutual crushes that they don't want to admit because the friendship means so much to them and they don't want to make things awkward and then suddenly they get exposed to an alien plant or a magical flower or whatever the catalyst is and they just wanna bang each other into the floor - but they can't do that either because they're such good friends! but omg not doing it hurts so bad and their entire mind, body, and soul is focused on tearing each other's clothes off - but friendship!! ohno! and finally it culminates in them admitting how they actually feel about each other before having the kind of sex that doesn't exist in real life but holy fuck is it fun to read about
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tau1tvec · 8 days
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NG+ has begun! I guess you could say, a Star is Born.
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