#babe's selfships

[zhongrin]

talking with a friend the other day gave me ideas....

sulky hubbies being ignored in favor of their own (representative animals/chibi) plushies.

zhongli hiding the rex lapis plushie under the mattress with murder™️ in his eyes (idea: crack short comic series where he regularly 'fights' with said plushie, titled: "how to dispose of your rival dragon")

human al haitham silently seething across the coffee table with his book being stuck on page 67 for the past hour as i read one of his favorite books outloud to the plushie al haitham while cradling it close to my chest. "haha are you mad because someone took your favorite pillo-" "where's the rent this month, kaveh?" ".... 🖕"

wriothesley coming into his office to see an impostor shark plushie sitting on his usual seat at our afternoon tea time. "mister sharksley asks for seconds when i give him my milkshakes, i like him!" sigewinne says. wriothesley feels the world has ended. his wife and child has been taken away from him /dramatic

#rin releases a plot bunny into the wild #rin selfships #zhongrin #meitham #wrin #kinda wanna draw the zhongli comic lmaoooooo #panel 1: zhongli's eyes // panel 2: plushie's eyes from behind glass // panel 3: zhongli glaring at the washing machine as it starts up // #panel 4: mei passing by looking at zhongli 'babe wyd' 'scoping out the competition' '???????' #these are all such good materials for short comic lbrh #just a 4-koma series of absolute ridiculous hilarity

[dolls-self-ships]

just saw someone on a self shipping post say to not use the word "obsessed" to describe their feelings for their f/o bc it's harmful to those with ocd and as someone with severe ocd please shut the fuck up and go outside oh my god

#tbh this is why i dont interact with the selfship community that often bc so many of you need to touch grass #like im serious #i love self shipping dgmw but holy fuck some of you its like walking on eggshells #'dni if you ship with abusers or problematic characters!!!' like huh???? wha?????? #im no proshipper like i dont like p*dos either but #not wanting people that ship with villains is like. #... youre blocking out like a huge chunk of the community babe #the purity culture in the selfship community is something else

[nkogneatho]

i just know he has a pretty cock with a flushed tip that shines with precum

#babe wake up. pasi unlocked a new selfship #okay we're not solid rn but let's see #pasi.txt #noritoshi kamo

[fluffyselfships]

hopping on this trend because i couldn't resist drawing all my fools together <3

#i dont like wearing dresses so #pink suit!!!<3333 #i need to draw my sona in suits more often #anyways #❄️winter wonder babe🩵 #📚antiquarian cutie👓 #🧊iceman👑 #🔪my devil guy🥩 #garebear #homefry #i need to give the rest of them emojis at some point #oh well #i love them sm #f/o #self ship #self insert #self shipping #selfship #mod bun🐰

[dykebeckett]

new mantra for the girlies who are plagued and blessed by thoughts and ideas: kill cringe and create something

#nothing holier than the act of creating. to me #'self inserts are cringe' FALSE they rule #'selfshipping is cri' NO do it if you wanna #'people don't read crossovers/aus/ whatever idea i want to work with' i promise you they do babe! #make that thing! nobody else can make the thing you can make! #my best posts

[wolf-2099]

You and your f/o are both put in the last video game you played/watched. Where are you guys and how's it going?

(If your f/o is from the last video game you played/watched, then the one before that if you can remember)

#dragon's ramblings #new selfship reblog bait dropped babes #i made this post because i was thinking abt miguel and me in fear and hunger LHDSGJDSG #which. not good for either of us! idk why i thought about this!

[kits-ships]

i love selfships where one of you is a wet-eyed, pathetic little kitten and the other is a wet-eyed, pathetic little puppy. its the perfect match

star-crossed lovers.................

#tag yourselves babes #the doctor is the puppy btw <3 #ESP two five ten and eleven #ramblerambleramble #selfshipping community #selfshipping #selfship #selfship community #self ship #fictional other #f/o #f/o community #f/o prompts #auhhh its not really a prompt but

[saetoru]

what an absolutely abysmal individual

#like seriously #this post has been circulating on dash for a while now and i’m over it honestly bc idc if random ppl w no faces on the internet think #my selfship w gojo is weird #but fr the way they are like stay off ao3 and stay in a shameful corner of the internet #yn is not creative but oc’s are 💀 #as if some oc’s aren’t just yn with a random name slapped on bc they’re projections of the author #but more than that #if u are this delusional from hatred that you think ppl should just not be allowed on a certain site or on the internet bc u don’t like it #u are actually just mentally ill #like concerningly unwell in the head and u should seek some help bc u are too invested in online culture #to the point that it’s pathetic rly #get a life #a hobby !! #maybe ur place on the internet reblogging supernatural gifs in 2023 is the real cringe part babe like #that show long lost its peak 💀

[iholli]

glaring directly into the sun as I write them into my unpublished f/o list

#i was already in trouble w Donnie but I've been spending so much time with Leo fic I'm just like oh. well. shit. #plus I've been on the Leotello fence for. A While. so that hasn't helped #unfollow me now babes im officially coming out as a tcester #i don't have a tag decided yet #but yeah #au where rat stays w them 👏 #ive been violently fixing on the show again to cope with the BATSHIT AMOUNT OF BAD IN MY LIFE RN #this year fucking sucks. i am going to kiss some goofy ass turtles instead. #plus they're both biters. stay winning ✌️ #aight how am i tagging this #sorry in advance to whoever i piss off with this post #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #ficto tag #proship selfship #leotello #tcest #i will probably be putting up an updated pin post #at some point #fr tho what should their tag be #i was thinking like #two's disaster. three's chaos #or something #i dunno im still brainstorming #could just do emotes for this tho? #💜💖💙 #that kinda fits tbh #olay sorry im done

[aki40-7]

Would you have or do you have kids with your f/o? If so, how many?

#proship selfship #proship self insert #proship safe #proselfship #proship #antis dni #personally my self-inserts would both have kids despite the fact i don't want any irl #it's just a nice fantasy! #specifically cam has a child with his bf alec and his gf alya #it's very very important to him and a long aspiration of his. to be a father #i can see morrigan and lentil having a kid as well but i'm not sure yet how that would go #languishing🥀 #moonlightandblack #heathaze🧡 #frostbitten❄️ #satyrical💚 #oh i forgot to say i only imagine one kid for alya and cam at the moment (only they can make the babes bc. alya and alec are twins) #but i think cam would want at least one more maybe #it'd be kind of funny if they had twins i think #morrigan and lentil is a harder question to answer bc both of them have specific apprehensions about having a child #and they aren't of the same species either (werewolf and satyr) #but i think it could happen!!!! #i am forcing an unreasonably happy parenting au on my blorbos idc!!!!! #cam at least had one good parent so he has an inkling of What To Do #alya and alec had good fathers #morrigan and lentil do not have parents like at all lmao

[zhongrin]

"must you hijack EVERY matchups i signed up for?"

"was that 'distinction' graduation grade of yours just a show?"

">:T"

referring to that cursed™️ matchup (when will it stop)

#rin selfships #meitham #yandere #babe you're not the one with reincarnation lore why are you like this #my hope was dashed. DASHED. #BRUTALLY RIPPED OUT OF MY GRASP JUST LIKE THAT #INCORRIGIBLE #i got reincarnated but this man won't leave me alone! (help)

[peachships]

Y'know, I don't think I've seen positivity posts for mobility aid users, so I'm gonna make one!

Your loves don't see you as any different if you use a mobility aid, ambulatory or otherwise. It's an extension of you, and they love every part of you. Your aids help you, and they value that and cherish you!

#I'm an ambulatory cane user #and I used to get self-conscious about using it #i love my canes and i love my babes #i feel like they'd help me pick out new canes in fun patterns #disability selfship #selfship positivity #I'm too lazy to use tags #peachy thoughts

[solitaireships]

baby you know i'm guilty

Today's my anniversary with Selina! In honor of that, I wanted to write a fic about her, so here's a fun little one of her and Alex at an auction together. The title comes from the song "Guilty" by Claudia Brücken and the Real Tuesday Weld, that's a very Alley Cat song to me

Rating: Teen

Genre: Fluff

Words: 1102 words

Divider by racingairplanes

The hum of live orchestral music fills the Gotham Museum of the Arts, just loud enough to be heard over the chorus of people in attendance at this year’s annual auction. Alex tries to focus on the music instead of the people— it’s easier for her to process that than to try to filter through all the noise to listen to just one conversation. 

Alex isn’t here because she likes parties. Especially not the ones frequented by Gotham’s elite. They’re always vapid, full of gossip and petty small talk that's part of a never ending social game, and it’s hard to feel like she actually belongs with any of these people. And yet she technically speaking does belong here, her status as a defense attorney earning her the acclaim to be invited to these kinds of things. 

Alex never buys anything at these auctions. But she feels like she has to at least make an appearance, and she can admit it’s fun to get to dress up. She’s not the most fashionable person, but she likes the way the dress she’s wearing fits her, the dark red material flaring out a bit around the skirt and showing a bit of her cleavage. Her wedding ring shines on one finger while she has a couple of other decorative rings along with it, pairing them with a necklace with a silver chain. 

Being here with Selina also is nice, though the two of them came here separately. Alex was caught up with finishing her work, so Selina ended up getting the auction before her. Unlike Alex, she always seems to thrive at these kinds of things, charming everyone she speaks to and enjoying being the center of attention. 

Not that Alex can blame anyone entranced by Selina. She supposes that she’s been too, and she can definitely see why people would be drawn to her tonight as her eyes land on her wife making her way down a set of marble stairs. 

Selina looks like a vision in her black evening gown. It shows off her chest, a bit of her cleavage visible over its sweetheart neckline, and the skirt of it is slit down the sides to give a glimpse of the black pantyhose and dark purple heels she’s wearing. A diamond necklace glitters around her neck, matching a pair of dangling earrings, and Alex is always glad to see Selina’s wedding ring on her finger. 

The sleeveless look of her dress also shows off the muscles of her arms. She’s by no means bulky, having a short, lithe frame, but it’s clear from looking at her that she’s strong. What’s not as clear are the scars that Alex knows trail along her arms and shoulders, different nicks and scrapes she’s gotten over the years from close calls that are now hidden under with makeup. Alex thinks she’d look prettier with them— they're a part of her just like anything else— but she truly is stunning regardless. 

And, if Alex knows Selina like she knows she does, odds are she’s going to try to steal something tonight. Her look for the evening may not be the flashiest, but she has a taste for expensive and shiny things, plenty of which are on display for the auction tonight. 

“Hey there, gorgeous,” Selina greets as she makes it over to Alex, her dark red lips quirking upwards in a playful smile. 

“Hi,” Alex replies. She gives Selina a quick kiss on the cheek. “You look lovely.”

“Flatterer.”

“I think I’m just being honest.”

“Well, like I said, you look beautiful yourself,” Selina says. She offers a hand to Alex. “Any chance I can convince a pretty woman like yourself to join me on the dance floor?”

Alex takes Selina’s hand in hers. “I’m sure you could.”

Selina grins as she guides Alex onto the dance floor. A soft, lilting orchestral song is playing, and Alex takes the lead, one hand resting on Selina’s hip. Selina puts her hand on Alex’s shoulder, gazing at her with a soft, affectionate expression. 

Alex likes getting to hold Selina like this. She wishes that she could for this whole party. 

But she also knows that Selina’s going to want to sneak off towards the auction hall. She’ll want to get her hands on something pretty— or something valuable to sell off. 

Alex is at least glad that a lot of the money from things Selina steals go to charities. She’s always had a soft spot for animal shelters, but Alex knows she’s given money to women’s shelters too. Selina has a good heart, and that’s something that Alex has always seen in her. 

As they move across the dance floor, though, Alex needs to make sure that Selina doesn’t take anything tonight.

“Remember to behave yourself,” she says.

Selina grins, a twinkle in her mismatched green and brown eyes. “I don’t know what you’re implying.”

“You know exactly what I’m implying,” Alex replies. She leans closer to whisper, “Keep your hands to yourself.”

“Am I supposed to completely?” She trails one hand down Alex’s side, the other massaging between her shoulder blades. 

“Selina.”

“I know,” she says, pulling back to look at Alex again to be sure she can see her roll her eyes. “No stealing. But come on, Alley. I think both of us know we like the fun that comes from me getting into a little trouble.”

Selina’s not wrong. As much as Alex can play the always moral, always righteous attorney and vigilante, it’s exciting to get to leap into action as Solitaire, to give chase to Selina as she gets into something she really shouldn’t. Being with Selina under any circumstances is fun in a way that few other things are.

If there’s one thing that Alex is completely sure of, it’s that Selina has made her life better. So, she tells herself, she can be a little more flexible with the rules.

“If you do, at least be careful,” Alex says. She spins Selina around, with Selina coming to a stop in front of Alex again, pressing her back against her chest. This is definitely closer than the two of them should be for this dance, but Alex can’t find it in her to point that out when this lets her hold Selina so close.

“I will,” Selina promises. She looks back over her shoulder to Alex. “And I’m sure we’ll find plenty of ways to entertain ourselves here either way.”

Alex gives her a quick kiss on the cheek, savoring the feeling of Selina in her arms. “Yeah. Yeah, I’m sure we will.”

#🐈‍⬛ stolen kiss #🐈‍⬛ #♠️ alex #selfship fic #selfship #safeship #my posts #my writing #happy anniversary babe <3

[fluffyselfships]

taking a break to finally draw these two again

#been struggling w trying to draw smth for myself cause i was in a slump #so finally!!!! #🧍‍♂️ anyway #the one on the right was based off a dream bye #f/o #self ship #self insert #self shipping #selfship #❄️winterbun🐰 #❄️winter wonder babe🩵 #feat: kitty and CQ #mod bun🐰

[unfunnyaceartist]

Vent post ahead that may change your view on me and that may sound dramatic (NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE, THIS IS JUST IN GENERAL) Mostly just to get out my feelings. I only ask that if you look, to be kind and understanding and patient. Also the tags are silly and id appreciate if you read em. id appreciate if you didnt ask me anything on it

I feel toxic sometimes because i can get so jealous i borderline gatekeep things and I always feel so bad because its never intentional but then I end up hating myself because I know its unhealthy and irrational but I cant help it, and I know im so lucky and have a lot in many senses of the word, but at times it feels like they can be taking everything, because when I like someone or something, they tend to matter a fuck-ton to me. Im sorry to anyone ive lashed out at a bit for them wanting what I have, I really am. Its not coming from a place of hostility, rather a place of trauma responses and hyperfixation that stem from my adhd and autism but like when I try something and it goes great, and then someone else is like "OOH thats awesome I wanna do that too" It feels almost like when Im finally happy or excited or proud to have something, someone comes and takes it. Usually Ill play it off as a joke, but in reality, its complete honesty that im trying to soften so I dont upset anyone, especially when its over fiction or a person, because I do NOT own them and I know that, but it bothers me when someone swoops in to do the exact same things or even one-up especially when its really soon after me, and since my self worth is already abysmal, it just makes me feel worse, like I should be lucky to have what I do to begin with, but I feel the need to hold it close to me and protect it so I dont lose things that make me really happy.

Recently Ive even started reverse gatekeeping in response to others, where ill just tell myself I cant or dont deserve to have anything special because I'm not, and only others can enjoy this. But thats why people making me ship content makes me so happy. Its dumb to get jealous over others selfshipping with a character I like. Its dumb to get upset over someone I know copying or taking heavy inspiration from one of my ideas. Its dumb to get possessive over someone else trying to befriend my new awesome friends or wife/wives. I rarely selfship anymore due to my reverse gatekeeping and instead serve the others who simp or enjoy content. I provide since I feel I cant take. It makes me happy and distracts me. But the moment someone else does something similar to what is my toxic coping mechanism for my toxic coping mechanism, it only hurts worse. Thats why sometimes, for example, I get a bit snappy when someone else provides gummybunny (that and also shipping jealousy sometimes). Thats why I get snappy when I make a friend someone else super cool and then another person comes in and wants to befriend them (No darken, this wasnt directed at you, its happened more than once with more than one person but I know how you tend to assume). I LOVE giving but I hate sharing, because all my life whenever I shared, I lost something.

Introduce a friend to a friend? They leave me behind for eachother. Let someone wear my fitbit because they wanted to feel "rich"? It got stolen. Give money to someone in a "rough spot" who promised to repay me somehow? Never saw them again. I was always so trusting and understanding, and I always made excuses for others. Always so naive and gullible. So much so, in fact, that in elementary I kept letting my bullies pretend to be my friends when they claimed they changed, and let them destroy any ounce of worth I had whatsoever. Things that make me happy I CHERISH because of all the things ive lost and all my experiences. Ive never been hit, not once, but the abuse all my life came emotionally and mentally, and I only recently realized through therapy. Now its hard to trust people in certain situations. Sorry for my probably hard to follow and melodramatic rant.

sorry im dumb haha

#tw vent #By the time I finished writing the post I was no longer a mess about it but im still gonna post it #I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I SEE ANYONE APOLOGIZING FOR MY OWN ISSUES IM GONNA BE PISSED #yall read all the tags its beneficial lol #Ngl SOME of this jealousy hits hardest with Gummy #because Ill FINALLY get fed some simp food for myself #and then yk #theyll kinda show up and ask to receive the same stuff #or act jealous #gummy #babe I love you #BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE FEEDING YOU GUMMYBUNNY CONSTANTLY???? #Like mine is rare and far between #and I dont draw much selfship unlike you #LET ME HAVE SOME THINGS DAMMIT #And then Darken over here when I get a cool new friend just like: #... is for me? 🥺👉👈 #/nm for both things #im the embodiment of envy and greed arent I... #I hate upsetting people #I just keep it to myself and internalize my emotions mostly #haha now you guys know how possessive and jealous I am #its giving yandere 🥰💅✨🗣💃🕺😍😘😼🤠🤭😇🙄🤩😜😝🤑🧐😈 #i regret my life choices right about now

[reesieroo-spark]

I want him

#wake up babe new f/o dropped #selfshipping #Aladdin #genie #Aladdin genie #cartoon crush