#baby bam

[mikrokcsmos]

GIRL YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING WITH JUNGKOOK AND HIS VLIVE 👀

FLUFF AS FLUFFY AS HIS HAIR PLEASE

OH AND BAM

- 😮‍💨

ASK AND U SHALL RECEIVE (sometimes)

Hehe enjoy <3

TEASE (M)

gif credits to the wonderful @jung-koook (cause I couldn’t find it in the gifs search function lol)

synopsis; in which Jungkook can’t keep himself from flirting — both with ARMY and you.

pairing; idol!jungkook x girlfriend!reader ft. baby bam

genre; fluff, humor, smut, vlive au

rating; 18+ MINORS DNI

warnings; foul language, Jungkook being a highkey playboy while drinking beer, light smut in the form of touching (f. receiving) but nothing too explicit (that'll be in part two ;)), itty bitty exhibitionsim (or is it voyeurism? idk but one of those) heh, note this doesn't follow the entire live, just snippets.

w/c; 1,248

a/n; I’m not okay. 🙃

“Jungkook, if you don’t stop, you’re single handedly going to be the death of ARMY.”

Bam has his head resting over your outstretched legs as he sits on the floor next to the couch beside you, one hand of yours continuously stroking his head as you watch Jungkook flirt shamelessly with everyone on his vlive he’s currently filming – one in which the company has no idea he’s doing.

You’re positioned just off camera, yet still seated close enough next to him on the couch that you can easily kick his butt with your foot if needed.

“Watch the jewels!” He scolds lightly at you, rubbing his butt you just kicked. You snicker, until he reaches behind him to grab your foot and tickle it, making you squeal and squirm, kicking your foot at him that ARMY can see on camera.

“ARMY just said to leave me alone, y/n.”

“Tell him to stop tickling me then!” You say loud enough that they can hear you in the background.

“Okay, okay! I’ll stop.” He raises his hands in front of him to show he’s not lying. Another question rises. He answers.

“Did I get scolded by the company yet?” He waves his hand in the air passively. “Nah, I’ve had my years in the career.”

You shake your head at that, sometimes he can be so reckless. But you can’t be mad at him when it’s been so long since he’s personally interacted with fans. You could tell he was becoming more sullen as the days progressed. When he came up with the idea, part of you wanted to say no, though when it came down to it, you couldn’t. Not when he’s looked the happiest he’s been in a long time.

“They may have not, but the members did!” You say, nudging him with your big toe in his muscled, black sweats wearing thigh. He swats you away, still focused on the screen in front of him, but smirks at what you said.

“Y/N is right, they told me not to do another live while drinking, but here I am! Again.” His hand curls around the large mug handle that houses his beer.

“I’m a man who doesn’t give up!” He bows, like the true showman he is in front of the camera, then clinks the glass with the screen. “Hello, I’m Jungkook!”

He places the cold mug to his lips, a sly grin beginning to form that has you worried. His free hand that’s off screen begins to massage the foot he just ignored a few moments ago, you raise your brow at him, but he doesn’t see it.

“Do you want to get married?”

Your ears perk up at that, heart rate accelerating at the newfound topic. One that has yet to be discussed within the four years of you two dating. As if sensing your anxiety, Bam jumps up onto the couch to curl in between you and the couch.

Jungkook’s eyes soften as he gazes at you both, head turned away from the screen for a moment to watch how well you and Bam get along. It’s not till your eyes lock onto his, that he puckers his lips at you both. You blow him a kiss with your hand that’s not stroking Bam. He grins, focusing back onto the screen, ultimately dodging the question. Your heart rate returns back to normal when the moment passes.

“Don’t ignore us? That’s cute. So cute, it’s right up my alley.” He runs his fingers through his hair, lopsided grin on display. Unbeknownst to you, he pans the camera onto your oblivious figure, attention still plastered to your phone, but it's when Bam's ears perk that has your eyes flickering up in wonder.

"Just look at my cutie right here, isn't Bam so precious?" It takes all of five seconds for Bam to maneuver his way on the couch over to Jungkook who scoops him up in front of the camera for everyone to see. With the camera still panned onto you, you point at the dog dad and his son with a pout.

"See what I have to deal with? Bam is the one that gets all the love in this relationship, not me. I should just leave--," You sigh heavily, feigning being upset and pushing yourself up off the couch. Jungkook's oversize shirt perfectly ends at your knees due to your short stature, so you know no flashing will take place.

Jungkook attempts to grab the edge of hisyour shirt, and as you twirl away from him and out of view, he's the one pouting now.

"Baby, you know I love you, right?" He calls out to your retreating form as you make your way to the kitchen for a glass of water. Bam continues to lick his face all the while, nearly shoving his tongue down Jungkook's throat when he keeps trying to talk through Bam's love assault.

Two minutes then pass of complete silence.

That should've been your first warning.

"If I was your boyfriend, never let you go~"

Your body stiffens, arm outstretched halfway to pick up a glass off the drying rack, fingertips grazing the glass. Jungkook continues singing Justin Bieber.

"Keep you on my arm, girl~."

The singing gets closer, until you feel the warmth of his body as he slides up next to you using the smooth flooring to his advantage in his sock clad feet, one microphone in hand. An arm snakes it's way around your waist to pull you snug into his side, him nuzzling your neck for a moment before he finishes his rendition of the song.

Out of your peripheral, you see the laptop now faces the kitchen, upper half of your bodies in plain sight and the rest covered by the kitchen island planted in the middle of the kitchen. Bam has seemed to make himself busy by curling up in the warm spot on the couch that Jungkook was taking up previously.

He sways your bodies, a song you most definitely didn't expect to play reaching your ears, along with Jungkook's hot breath that's outlining the shell of your ear. You nearly stop breathing when he gets to the chorus, tattooed hand sneaking it's way down your side, bunching the edge of your shirt in it's scathing wake.

"Mommy don't know daddy's getting hot~"

His front now presses firmly against your back, entire body leaning against yours that allows you to feel every taught curve and crevice of his body that's hidden beneath his baggy clothing, including his already semi hard-on that presses into your lower back. His hand glides itself underneath your shirt to rub small circles on your stomach. Your breath does stop then.

"Jeon Jungkook." You warn him, quietly. He ignores you.

"At the body shop~"

Lower, dangerously lower.

"Doing something unholy~"

You have to bite your lip in order to prevent the whimper that wants to escape when two fingers press firmly against your clothed core. The devilish grin that appears on his face when you tilt your head back against his chest with your mouth slightly open to look at him with a look of need just makes him press harder, and you nearly keel onto the floor if it wasn't for his body weight alone keeping you pressed immobile against the cool marble countertop, the edge digging into your abdomen harshly.

This motherfucker knew what he was doing to you, and he didn't care.

What a tease.

#jeon jungkook x you #jeon jungkook x reader #jungkook x reader #jungkook x you #jungkook angst #jungkook fluff #jungkook smut #jeon jungkook #bts jeon jungkook #vlive au #baby bam #drabble masterlist #jungkook drabble #masterlist; drabbles #masterlist; rgds #masterlist; main

[ohwhale22]

BAM INSTAGRAM POST

2024.04.14

instagram link

#bts #bts instagram #instagram #jungkook #jungkook bts #bts jungkook #bangtan jungkook #jungkook bangtan #jungkook instagram #jungkookie #kook #kookoo #kookie #kookiiee #jung kook #bam #jeon jungkook #bts bam #baby bam #jeon bam

[mikakuna]

thoughts about time travel shenanigans where robin jason and bruce are thrust into the future and find themselves on a rooftop during a stormy night? because listen.

they both find themselves on this random rooftop in gotham, but they're not alone because right in front of them is batman of this year and a man wearing a red helmet. this wouldn't have raised much of a concern-- they probably could've just asked the future bruce what happened and how to get home-- except this batman is more violent than jay or bruce anticipated. they watch, stunned, as this batman repeatedly rains his heavy fist down on the other man's face, chest, ribs, and wherever else he can reach.

they watch as the man with the red helmet struggles weakly, consciousness slowly leaving him, before they catch sight of his face in the crack of his hood. both jay and bruce realize at the same time who it is-- that this is future jason despite the hard lines and large ragged body so different from jay's own.

the realization hits right there-- that bruce is beating down on jason more violently than batman has handled any villain.

the bruce of the past feels it before he sees it-- his jay flinching away from him and his tiny hand ripping away from his cape in fear. bruce looks down at his son, his child, and sees the absolute terror in his eyes. after all, why wouldn't jay be so upset? didn't bruce promise never to lay a hand on him like so many adults in his young life already have? didn't bruce swear, crouched down in front of his little boy and gently holding his hands, that he would keep him safe now?

and yet as they stare at each other with horror-filled eyes, the jason of this time finally loses consciousness as his bruce drags him away by the cracks of his helmet, bloody knuckles pressed over his swollen eyelids.

bruce distantly remembers the way jay had shyly called him dad just two days ago. now, he stares as his sweet boy takes a trembling step back, tears threatening to spill down his wide eyes. bruce doesn't think he's hated himself more.

#was thinking about my post about baby jay looking to bruce with so much love and trust and went: now wait a minute #because i have to imagine how jay- who trusted bruce so much- would react to seeing that same bruce beat the life out of him #i genuinely think it would change both their lives #jay wouldn't be able to look at bruce the same ever again #and bruce wouldn't know how to fix it-- should he fix it? should he apologize? how does he make sure jay knows this won't ever happen? #DOES he know it won't ever happen? what if it does? #and then BAM angst !! #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #robin jason todd #second robin #robin ii #bruce and jason #jason peter todd #dc #dc comics

[jkvjimin]

@/bowwow_bam

#go follow jeongguk's new account for his babie bam!!!!!! #jungkook #loml #jeon bam #that's my family

[thenewgirl76]

As Little Baby Man Danny likes to "suckle" on certain areas of someone's skin when he's sad, scared or upset, just like a kitten separated from their mother too soon. Three emotions he's feeling plenty of after his parents not only dragged him away from Amity Park to Metropolis for an interview with a certain Daily Planet reporter, but also targeted him as Phantom with a new faulty invention the moment they saw him helping Superman take down Lex Luthor.

The goods news? Instead of dialing back his power levels to the time he first became half ghost like it was designed to do, the device merely changes him into that more diminutive form. Plus Superman whisks him away to safety before Jack and Maddy can get their hands on him.

The bad news? He has no idea how long he'll be stuck like this or if the effect will even wear off eventually. Every time all that uncertainty gets to be too much for his tiny body to contain he resorts to seeking out one of the Superfam and sucking at their hands and fingers, as well as their face, ears or neck as a method of comfort. All of the Superfam, especially Lois and Jon absolutely love it. Well, all of them minus Clark, Connor and Kara.

As is, they either barely tolerate it or outright refuse to indulge LBM. At first everyone else is convinced they're just being mean. Until the three finally swallow their pride and reveal the most horrific unsightly bruises ever to be seen that they've been hiding.

#dpxdc #danny phantom #superman #danny fenton/phantom #clark kent-kal el/superman #connor kent-kon el/superboy #kara kent-kara zor el/supergirl #little baby man #superfam #lbm doesn't mean to go overboard to the point of bruising up clark connor and kara #he just really likes the feel of that super tough kryptonian skin #wanted to make a post involving both the superfam and little baby man for the longest but was never able to come up with anything #then i watched a cute kitten adoption video from “the dodo” and BAM! instant inspiration

[mintmatcha]

who accidentally knocks you up RIGHT after your first?

#period hadnt returned so you thought it was safe #nope #bam #two babies less than a year apart #its Katsuki by accident and hes a little pissed about it #KITA but he absolutely wanted that second baby asap

[myownprivategeocity]

missing them… </3

𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐

#rip ryan dunn #bam margera #my babies #brandon margera #cky #cky2k #cky3 #cky4 #cky crew #viva la bam #jackass #jackass 2 #jackass 3d #jackass forever #johnny knoxville #steve o #chris pontius #wee man #preston lacy #jeff tremaine #spike jonze #mtv jackass #heartagram #random hero #haggard 2003 #brandon dicamillo #chris raab #ryan dunn #skater

[chiquilines]

Its been ages,,, i missed them

#man ive been playing supermassive black hole on LOOP #for essentially the entire drawing #ITS SO THEM #IM INSANE ABOUT THIS I GOTTA TELL SOMEONE #LIKE #YOURE THE QUEEN OF THE SUPERFICIAL/HOW LONG BEFORE YOU TELL THE TRUTH #AND TOGAS LITERALLY A SHAPESHIFTER??? #and dont get me started #baby im a fool for no one/but ooh baby im a fool for you #cause ochako got over deku she worked so hard not to be a fool #and bam enter toga stage left with her gorgeous smile and bloody knife #GET FOOL'D OCHAKO #im being insane #ive been staring at this for days theres something not right about it but i cant put my finger on it #but i havent posted in ages so here #a gift anyways #also kids dont take IB itll eat you alive🫵 #toga himiko #ochako uraraka #togachako #toga x uraraka #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

[padawansuggest]

Me: *has a million fics I have started in the past month*

Brain: …

Me: plz don’t-

Brain: BUT WHAT IF OBI WAN WAS BABY AND GOT TAKEN ON CORUSCANT BY A DEATH WATCH NOT CAUSE HES JEDI BUT BECAUSE THEY WERE ALREADY HEADING TO AN ILLEGAL SLAVE AUCTION AND HES A REDHEADED STEWJONI BABY AND HE GETS AWAY AND RUNS INTO LITTLE KELDABE WHERE HE PROMPTLY MEETS JASTER MEREEL AND CLIMBS HIM CAUSE JASTER FEELS SO SAFE SOF KIND SO DADDY SO CUDDLES AND WARMTH AND LOVE AND SO NOW JASTER IS TAKING CARE OF OBI WHILE JANGO AND MYLES ARE ABOUT TO GET SENT OUT TO FIND RHE DEATH WATCH MEMBER WHEN TEMPLE GUARD FEEMOR SHOWS UP SAYING HES BEEN FOLLOWING OBIS TRACKER FOR A HALF HOUR AND HES GONNA HELP THEM TAKE DOWN A CORE WORLD SLAVE AUCTION AND LEAVES BABY WAN WITH JASTER ONLY TO COME BACK LIKE FOUR HOURS LATER WITH ARLA FETT AND A CRYING BLUBBERING JANGO AND A CONFUSED MYLES AND ALSO MONTROSS IS DEAD AND SO IS PALPATINE THANKS

Me: …I fucking asked you not to… does baby wan get so many cuddles he’s a happy baby bundle of kisses and loves???

Brain: OBVIOUSLY

#don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it #BAM DONT DO IT #star wars #obi wan kenobi #jaster mereel #baby wan #then Feemor takes him as Padawan and gets married to Jango and Myles and they move to Mandalore #Jaster has a new baby. in fact two new babies. Arla too

[londyboobs]

derek luh 📸 johanna brinckman (2023)

#derek luh #johanna brinckman #i want him in a way that could put me behind bars #i love how he has all this bad boy energy #and then BAM #BABY BOY FACE #sr you were born to play jordan li #also derek if you’re seeing this #im free anytime you want

[killerpancakeburger]

Miguel O'hara: I lead an E L I T E strikeforce dedicated to-

The strikeforce: A piece of lego, a bunch of 15yo teens, a slightly older teen who's an anarchist, a pregnant woman (like she takes one punch to the stomach and the baby is done for, no...???), some himbo torn between admiring his own muscles or reflecting on his tragic past, a depressed spiderman in slippers who brings his toddler with him on missions.

#like no wonder miguel's so done all the time #its always been funny to me how he says this line in a very cool and edgy and impressive way #and then bam you meet lego spiderman and jess and ben and peter b parker and the spider kids #obviously jess seems the most qualified and efficient out of all of them but baby vulnerable during fights + she'll need maternity leave #and without her the spider society will collapse lmao. or at least miguel will #rambling into the void #atsv #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman: atsv #miguel o'hara #mine

[ganondoodle]

(OC art)

kinda needlessly redid Eadrya's (they/them) demon form design instead of working on any of the other things (why am i like this)

more info (hahaha .. ha .. long post woops); their jaw is unhingable and their mouth can technically open all the way past their gills (?) with the lighter colored part being an extra flap of skin they are widely known as the most powerful demon to exist (not counting their dead demon god who is only very rarely able to possess shargon if given right circumstances but otherwise dont exist anymore) to the point that they generate so much coreblood/energy that excess is constantly being emitted to the environment around them giving them an aura felt even by humans (it generally has no drawbacks ... unless you later have to deal with demon hunters that use devices to detect demonic energy bc it kinda turns you into a lighthouse for them..) that fact also means they pretty much never have to eat or rest, though they are one of the very very few demons willing to eat other livings things and able to digest it (most demons cannot)

they are one of seven Lords, the Lord of Water specifically, and are very proud of that and, while acting like they dont care about anything or anyone, do probably the best job at keeping their world intact and other demons safe than anyone else- Eadrya is also kinda obsessed with strength and thus hates Shargon to the point of having attempted to murder him several times, not just bc he is so weak but mainly bc they think he selfishly took the title of King to essentially doom them all (since that title, only able to be given of demons with the core element of lightning, means that demon must be the one to go into battle alone for the protection of their world as the first line of defence, bc if the strongest demon, able to invoke their god, can defeat a threat alone theres no need to endanger anyone else, and if the king fails and the six remaining Lords cannot do the rest it was a lost battle to begin with--- the six Lords (not counting the King who starts as a Lord if none of the other accept them) also serve as a sort of council, and to put it bluntly, 'battery' for their god-

see, every demon naturally only has one main element, the Lords, if they accept the King as such, can lend the King part of their power enabling them to use more than one, with each acceptance their gods connection to the King gets stronger, and if it is summoned, will constantly siphon off (?) the strength of the Lords- which can kill them if its active for too long

MEANING that with Shargon being so unfit for that role it not only puts them all in danger, it also means all responsibility falls on them) a title like that cannot be undone once one accepts it, so alot of them, while not actively wishing harm upon him, hope a little that Shargon dies and a better King can be chosen

Eadrya, especially for the first part of the story, is an antagonist, and kinda an ass to everyone, the typical powerful, loud and mean guy that despite being never nice to anyone still does good, the only ones they really care about is Thor, an almost equally strong lightning demon and childhood friend who is also the only one Eadrya will listen to and due to Thors pacifist ideals always stops their outbursts, and Jyothi, Shargons daughter, who is a prodigy of a wind demon and has started to learn from Eadrya, much to Shargons dismay

generally they are way less mean to children and a surprisingly good and patient teacher ... if they are willing to teach you

(alot of their problems stem from a deep fear of being powerless and left alone- they dont think of themselves as highly as it seems and are actually very lonely- thinking that no one could actually genuinely like them for who they are and just does their bidding bc of their strength, of the fear they can instill in others-- they became a Lord at a horribly young age, not even having learned how to change form yet, and saw their parent, the previous Lord of Water (titles are not inherited, this was coincidence), slowly waste away with a strange disease, not even really understanding what was happening and after their passing spend months at the side of their corpse all alone)

they later have a character arc (that is horribly underselling it but i do not want to make this post any longer lol) and join the main group, one of my fav OCs of them all and the most detailed story and arc (god its so good i wish i could just show you all the movie in my head argh) besides Shargon :3

#ganondoodles #art #artists on tumblr #ocs #original character #oc art #monsters #i spent an hour writing this all #who even reads this #just wanted to give some character details and BAM devolves into short versions of alot of lore and story #its so late........... i wanted to get the other painting done but then suddendly #did this instead #my other oc blorbo ............ my dearest big baby lad #long post #sorry .........................................

[ohwhale22]

BAM INSTAGRAM POST

2024.04.14

instagram link

#bts #bts instagram #instagram #jungkook #jungkook bts #bts jungkook #jungkook bangtan #bangtan jungkook #jungkook instagram #jeon jungkook #kook #kookoo #kookie #jung kook #kookiiee #jungkookie #bam #jeon bam #bts bam #baby bam

[beautifulpersonpeach]

Jungkook has always had the makings of a proud dog dad. Seeing him lean into it is so fun!

And it makes him seem somehow even more adorable and sweet than he already feels.

#Jungkook #bam #my baby #with his baby #jeon jungkook #if he releases another album before December #this man is going to become my bias by the end of this year I just know it

[xxknoxvixenxx]

SHOCKING KNOXVILLE! ��️💋

#hellooo babies back with a banger #v missed you #jackass #johnny knoxville #2000s #2000s nostalgia #early 2000s #2000s fashion #2000s scene #bam margera #steve o #y2k fashion #v loves pj <3

[duusheen]

The afternoon was going well for Miracle until she started feeling labor pains out of nowhere. Apparently, she was pregnant?! She and Jay rushed to the hospital immediately 😶

#ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 legacy challenge #ts4 screenshots #don't ask me what's going on idk either 😦 #she was like sleeping there and suddenly BAM in labor #According to the game she had a cryptic pregnancy but went into labor immediately after the notification 🤣 #I guess we're having a baby 🥳 (? #a hell of a honeymoon btw🤣 #pollock legacy #gen4 #miracle holm #jay pollock