#baby wooden

[vigilskeep]

the post asking if the antivan crows can have mages was literally just in favour of a stupid concept where zevran, taking down the antivan crows, finds a mage kid, bluescreens on what to do with it because rogue kids are much easier to rehome, and simply brings it back to surana like. this is one of yours!

#zev: theyre very talented! my dear show the good warden your flame blast #baby mage: i can’t do it on command #zev: they can’t do it on command #surana panicking: you came on a WOODEN BOAT

[mango-sideburns]

My fav thing about TAZ is that any aspect out of context sounds fucking bonkers.

Like, in the balance finale there's a scene in which Garfield (who is very specifically never described visually bc most people imagine him as like. The Lasagna Cat. Who in this universe is the most powerful warlock in the realm and also has a hobby of cloning people, which is great for the one character that got forced into haunting a mannequin) is summoned by an alien spaceship that runs on the power of friendship so he could beat up some flashing balls. In D&D.

And that was just. Such a normal scene in the narrative. No one blinked an eye. I would like to bow down to Griffins clear unmatched talent for making me feel such big emotions over ridiculous shit like a goddamned umbrella or a regular ass pair of jeans or the idea of a taco recipe.

#taz balance #the adventure zone #taz #i have. so many drafts of this post decontexualizing so many different scenes. #merle killing a room of autism creature looking things by asking them to tell the truth which then summons god #also merle retiring from his retirement to run fantasy margaritaville under the title Earl Merle #magnus the mannequin telling taako and merle to find the baby voidfish bc the big voidfish sung at him real hard bc in the century he #just now remembered (bc hes a mannequin not a human boy) #he gifted an alien jellyfish with dozens of shitty wooden ducks. he forgot that century bc his friend fed the jellyfishs baby a book #the gnome version of Teddy Rucksbin turns out to be the universes most competent spaceship pilot. hes also a talented opera singer #a man named Barry Bluejeans is dead and uses his ghost haunting powers to gift the three heroes badges that they cant see #right before theyre shuttled off in a cannonball to save a space lab full of kitschy elevators thats snowing pink tourmaline #barry also uses his ghost powers to hold hands with magnus and make random shapes in midair like a dresser when theyre trapped in a #fantasy version of The Dating Game hosted by ghost Jesse and James Rocket who steal bodyparts if you lose their game. #or like in campaign how a dude who wiped out in the first three seconds of ninja warrior convinces a human wifi router #who owns a bible theme park to take the apparent King of America to the white house on their hovercraft to be trued for treason #after he announced his intent to take over the country in a televised debate with an inuit goddess who is sometimes trapped in the body #of an HR worker all Donald Blake/Thor style #anyways. this show is ridiculous and i love it So Much

[thylacines-toybox]

Nova the velociraptor is stimming (Peebles is just hanging out because she normally perches on Nova)

#velociraptor #wild republic #modded toy #toys #plushie #dinosaur #pterosaur #peteinosaurus #wooden toy #sensory toy #chewy toy #baby toy #toy with accessories #Nova the velociraptor

[paunchsalazar]

shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#BABIES #BABY JIGEN!!!!!!!!!!!! #ik fujiko has to appear and hoping for zenigata a bit older than them but i want to see goemon like age 5 with a wooden sword T-T #ILL CRY #lupin iii #lupin the third #arsene lupin iii #jigen daisuke #lupin zero

[nikutsuneart]

Wow, big surprise! I'm having a Holiday sale! 🎄

Use the code " HAPPYHOLIDAYS " for 15% off your entire order after $20!

I have some limited stock/clearance as well as preorders (and new stuff on the horizon) so feel free to give the shop a peek!

SHOP!

#Merchandise #Kingdom Hearts #pls clear me of these little wooden pins I have BIG PLANS #Vograce stopped offering heart shaped sticky notes so idk if or when i'll be able to get them again #so get em while you can baby they are LIMITED

[ghosthoodie]

NOT SHIVER JOINING A PYRAMID SCHEME!!!!!!!!!

#rip team love….. i serously thought we were out there😭 #glad to see all 8 percent of frye players are still out there #poor baby #wooden speaks #splatoon

[peanutty]

we are broke so i’m forcing archie to monetize his hobby 

#sorry baby but you haven't even started work yet and i'm trying to get you a house soon #he's going to start selling shitty little wooden horses lemme know if you guys want one #archie valiente #valiente save #valiente gen 1 #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #sims 4

[gumi-writes]

vere says ais is big everywhere but he's lying about the only place that matters to me personally (his horns)

#gumi talks #his little hornlets #his baby horns #there's not enough surface to GRIP #nor can they be used to hold grocery bags #or other household items #gumi #you say #why does this matter to you #listen i like horns that are big enough to make it a mild to extreme sleeping obstruction #ais' horns would not obstruct him from sleeping unless his pillow was up against a wooden headboard or something #and that's a 0/10 on gumi's arbitrary horn scale

[nomsfaultau]

Reverse Fault Au for April 1st

Basically, what if SBI + Tubbo were humans working for the SCP Foundation, as well as anomalifying villain ocs at the end (which is where most of the tws come into play) 

Tommy: Thomas. A Threat Assessor, like Dr Blake. He has an uncanny knack for driving even the most docile objects to bloodlust, which is useful in ascertaining exactly how much resources must be allocated to containing that SCP. No one is quite sure how he does it, only that a simple conversation can send objects into rages that somehow never touch the man. Thomas simply wears a delighted grin as devastation unfolds. Why does he do it? Why, the love of chaos of course. He’s only bringing out their innate evil, after all. The anomaly wanted to do it, he just gave it the push to act upon its violent nature. 

Philza: Dr. A. Gon. Is an ancient decrepit old man from The War. He picks up little favorites among the anomalies and is super kind to them. Basically acts as a father figure for them, offering advice, giving little treats, limiting punishments, and helping them cope with the trauma of the Foundation…up until the moment he grows bored. After that it’s experiment after experiment trying to squeeze any last drop of interest out of the object before he discards them and moves onto the next. Anomalies tend to be completely psychologically and physically wrecked by the time he’s done with them. Likes to trap anomalies in complex promises that the Foundation can exploit easily. His cane is actually a sword stick, and the cape he has (to mimic wings) can act as a weighted net. 

The Blade: Agent Boore. An MTF captain who leads a squad that somehow literally never manages to fail to recapture an anomaly thanks to his leadership. A lot of anomalies are terrified of him, as he tends to handle the containment breach punishments after catching them. Anomalies don’t tend to try to escape ever again after encountering Agent Boore. He armed to the teeth with near batman levels of gear. Tactics include pumping adrenaline into his veins, filling a room with toxic gas (immune bc of his gas mask (he wears it even while sleeping)) and the humble bazooka. Definitely on steroids. Agent Boore sees a containment breach as a challenge. He likes proving humanity (but mostly himself) stronger than monsters. Is insanely paranoid and tends to be the straight man who is secretly more insane than everyone else. Met Dr. A. Gon in WWII but got Captain America’d, and is actually now trying to sue marvel for using his life story. He does the job in order to protect the poor orphans of the world (evil)

Tubbo: Security Camera B. Is a security officer. Not a single thing goes unnoticed in the entire Foundation. The second an anomaly is out of line they’re reported and appropriately punished. Their personalities are represented in reverse fault by their favorite monitors. Jasmine has a picture of a dinosaur as her screen saver, Rhodes is a picture of an apple tree and technically it’s the oldest of the new computers but they run a mean legal complaint software that really saves the Foundation’s hide. Rosalind is a pic of someone meditating in a field of flowers and Sec Cam B secretly uses that computer to play games to distress. Sec Cam B also works as a recruitment officer given how much conviction about the Foundation they have. ‘It’s the moral thing to do, you have to join. Don’t you want to save humanity?’ They’re insufferably righteous in moral conviction. Lawful evil. 

Wilbur: A. Void. Initial contact researcher, as he has a sharp eye (the other lost to an anomaly years ago) and an even sharper tongue that tends to not only save his life but also weasel out information from the object that would otherwise not have been gotten. His prejudices are flipped from Fault Au. Now, he thinks it unfair that anomalies have more power than humans, and that such a dominance would only lead to subjugation if given time. After all, the powerful always abuse such might don’t they? He believes everything he does is necessary for his own survival. He thinks his punishments are fair, which they could almost be considered to be compared to actual sadists like Agent Boore or Dr. A. Gon. 

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And on to the villain SCPs!

Webb: A humanoid SCP with eight eyes, six arms, mandibles. Webb has incorrectly healed surgical scars on its throat from an encounter with Dr. A. Gon’s scalpel. An anomaly that can shoot out tendrils of spiderweb that, when making contact, suppress heightened emotions. Effect is strongest while webbing is attached to both object and target, though loses effect about ten minutes after creation, so it is sometimes used to capture other anomalies. While not strong, it is important that Webb doesn’t escape because any urge to recontain it will be suppressed. At most extreme, it can shut down a person till they’re paralyzed, which on a few occasions was enough to stop a human heart because continuing to beat was simply too much effort. 

Dr. Blake: The Scimitar Smile. It is a set of 32 humanoid teeth with a crack through the upper right incisor due to an encounter with Agent Boore. The teeth can move somehow, and tend to hunt in a pack. On their own, a person within their aura will be acutely aware of their own flaws. Often persons with disabilities such as PTSD or anxiety will be triggered by its presence. Exposure to this object leads to strong self loathing and occasional suicides.

It’s when it gets a Host that the Scimitar Smile is at its most dangerous. Once a Host is selected, the teeth will crawl up them and burrow like ticks into the flesh of their cheeks in the arrangement of an external smile. The Scimitar Smile prefers to keep Hosts for a while, but will inevitably abandon it, and during escapes will take many Hosts in rapid succession. Old Hosts tend to scream when they hear their own names, have very little agency, and are incredibly compliant to orders.

Once assimilated, both the Host and the Scimitar Smile’s mouths will begin to speak, saying different things. When recorded and replayed, it sounds like chattering nonsense. Despite being unaware of its contents, the noise is regarded as a cognitohazard as it tends to drive people insane. Only a few reports of what individuals hear in person exist, as those that survive are left in psychological annihilation and refuse to talk about what they heard and did as a result. What we can piece together is this: Past being aware of their flaws, a listener is manipulated into acting on them in the most self destructive way possible.

The Scimitar Smile brings out the worst in people.

#I feel like Thomas would be the most tolerable to hang around #Except for the racist rhetoric #Like Sec Cam B probably gets the fewest people killed but they’d be insufferable #Scp Webb does swing around like spider-man #The scimitar smile is kept in one of those freaky baby teeth wooden boxes #I think Dr. A. Gon is horrifying but still probably less evil than fault Philza #Just bc Philza is a bit of a dad yandere #happens to the best of us #I loved contorting their flaws in order to make them villains. Just pushing them all to extremes until they became awful #scp ocs #scp au #sbi scp au #dark sbi #sleepy bois inc #scp tubbo #scp philza #scp tommyinnit #scp technoblade #scp wilbur #villain oc #Oh let’s see about those tws #body horror tw #teeth cw #suicide mention #human experimentation #emotional abuse #scp oc #fault au #something to nom on #sbi au

[talaricula]

sometimes i think i'm not that much "my dad but a lesbian" and then sometimes my dad unpacks my old baby toys so our baby can play with them and literally all of them are the same brand as the toys i've been favouriting on vinted for the last few months

#i was Deeply taken aback #look plan toys is like the only brand that makes wooden and fabric toys that are Also colourful okay #and apparently they have been for thirty years! who knew #less than two weeks! before baby! terrifying and SO EXCITING

[diabratz]

belphie is real fuckin cute for someone who choked the absolute fuck out of me for fun

#i wanna take one of those big ass cartoon wooden hammers n hit him HARD ASF over the head with it #so he drops items like a fucking video game character #he drops like two pillows n an oversized hoodie LMFAOOOOOOOO #honestly his design……. genius #but also i need to fuck him up for healing purposes #i’ve literally never seen a character get so much development in the span of five fucking seconds #he went from ‘fuck mc and all humans’ to ‘mc can we cuddle 😞👉🏼👈🏼’ in like three secs #the way i hated him for a bit after that #like baby we not gonna zoom past u killing me !!!!!! my body was right there on the floor ?!!!!??????? #talking abt some ‘bae i changed bae 😫😫’ #get the FUCK outta my face with that BULLSHIT #and yk what he’s still more tolerable than levi to me 🤭 #yeah he may have killed me but is he on some ‘im just some weirdo loser otaku’ bullshit ???? no #actually 🤭 belphie needa move over i’m bouta nap too on MEEEEEEEE #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me barbatos #obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me x mc #i love blowing up the tags fr #idc 🤪

[flappyfeet]

treato time!

#treats #dogs #huskies #ty inc #beanie babies #comfort item #plushies #stuffies #dog food #wooden toys #toy food

[suddenly-frankenstein]

idk, guys, this wedding looks kinda weird. are they?.. uhm... u know... mutineers? 🤨

(they just bask in the sun, ahh)

#the terror #the terror amc #cornelius hickey #solomon tozer #mah babies 🐻💕🐀 #i like the look of the shitty wooden bench in the background #kinda atmospheric? so yeah leave here two photos

[thylacines-toybox]

Got this... boingy wooden shape thing made by Jabadabado in a charity shop, and its beads make a really good satisfying clinky-clonky sound so thought I'd demonstrate that! You can also squash it.

#video #wooden toy #baby toy #sensory toy #toys #not plushie #pastel colour #jabadabado

[babygobrrrr]

THIS???

#kids toys #found on amazon #kidcore #baby toys #toys #babycore #baby fever #wooden toys

[fleshdyke]

i hate when ppl say “ofmd gets good at ep4” bc thats when ed shows up and you can start shipping them or whatever. literally shut up. theres nothing funnier than the pilot

#stede on the ladder. that little scene where he sits down crosses his legs uncrosses his legs and stands up. the entirety of the flag making #scene. the ball room joke. when nigel goes eeaaiiieeye. also when nigel’s laughing at stede and you can hear him say ‘oh baby bonnet you do #tickle me’ ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY #tbh most of the scenes that nigel or chauncey are in. rory kinnear is so fucking funny #con was talking abt this during the live the other day and like its so funny. i love ghost nigel in ep 2 #oh and the crew all yelling at lucius to do the wooden boy voice and him doing it is so good #rambles #ofmd