#babysitting adventures

[east-coast-snowboarder]

Babysitting kids is so interesting. Today a kid opened up a drawer in his room with much gusto, to reveal four different Bibles, and then proceeded to announce, "you can never have too many bibles"

And I was like. Huh. I guess so.

#kids say the darndest things #babysitting adventures

[sithfamily]

Babysitting

Boba: What did you do?

Din: Nothing!

Boba: What. Did. You. Do?! *Points at Grogu playing with Obi and Feral and Savage sleeping on couch hugged to Maul*

Din: Master Zallow asked me to watch after them for a few days... *Says softly*

Boba: It's not nothing! It's four force users including one teen with anger issues. *Crossing arms on his chest*

Din: At least Grogu have some friends to play. *Puffs*

Boba: I'm gonna kill you! *Jumps on him and starts to tickle him*

Din: *is already rolling on floor and laughing and trying to escape from Boba*

Fennec: If you ended playing already maybe look at your kids. They are leaving palace. *Says before sipping her drink*

Boba & Din: *starts panic and looking for children who really left room* They gonna kill us!

#au #star wars memes #star wars family #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #din darjin #boba fett #din x boba #fennec shand #savage opress #feral opress #babysitting adventures #din djarin x boba fett

[simplyghosting]

3-year-old: I like your pineapple necklace.

Me: *looks down at my pinecone necklace*

Me: Thanks, kid

#ghost posts #did a bit of babysitting today #kids appreciated my jewelry lol #babysitting adventures

[rascheln]

Some days you have to coerce a 5yo into eating pieces of potato while they're throwing a temper tantrum.

#babysitting adventures #crying is harder when you have a mouth full of potat

[helloinvisibleassassin]

Sky and Cinth, I wonder what will happen. (don’t mind the flash)

Reach for the Sky

ITLOF

#buttercups #flower crown #ao3fic #ao3 art #hyacinth!sans #he doesn't know how it ended up like this #babysitting adventures #Sky is baby #i don't know what i'm doing #:]

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

Minecraft youtubers are so different now

#dude is robbing a bank #when I watched Minecraft on YouTube they built roller coasters and adopted as many dogs as possible #there’s guns now #em rambles #babysitting adventures

[zombierockerr]

Not to make myself a MCR/Gerard Way blog (too late), but I am babysitting my one year old nephew and he was crying after a nap. So I just put on the 2015 Periscope Gerard Way video and he immediately calmed down and started watching it.

I think it's all in Gerard Way's voice.

#My Chemical Romance #gerard way #babysitting #babysitting adventures #mcr

[meandtheyeehaws]

they got the quievies after this

#a little continuation to the babysitting adventures #and a reference to one of my fav cartoons ever aka the looney tunes show #my art #helluvaboss #helluva boss fanart #helluva boss #fizzarolli #fizzarolli helluva boss #fizzarozzie #fizzmodeus #asmodeus helluva boss #asmodeus #ozzie helluva boss #ozzie #helluva boss ozzie #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel

[crying-in-the-stars]

one of the kids i babysit for today asked if i ever had surgery. i showed him a picture and a video of me from the hospital. kid proceeds to tell me he wishes i died in surgery so that i wouldn’t have to be his babysitter 😭

#babysitting adventures #children are funny #weird

[librarianbabs]

I’m babysitting my nephew for a few days while my sister and her husband are out of town and during dinner when I told him he couldn’t have any more of my food because he had his own plate he looked me dead in the eyes and said “sharing is caring Aunt Bee. Sharing. Is. Caring.”

#he’s such a dramatic little shit #I love him so much #babysitting adventures #bee talks

[aenslem]

Adventures in Babysitting (1987) Dir. Chris Columbus

#adventures in babysitting #tvedit #chewieblog #userbbelcher #useroptional #cinemapix #mine* #sd* #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #usertennant #userdiana #userteri #underbetelgeuse #userkd #usersugar #elizabeth shue #dailyflicks

[scaryvonjeaniestyne]

My nephew once told me that he loves when I baby sit because I host the best disco nights. I can’t wait until he’s old enough to realise that this is where my killer dance moves come from 😉 until then, thanks for the inspiration Tarantino!

#pulp fiction #dancing #house disco #my sisters living room has like a MILLION disco lights #babysitting adventures #dance the energy away

[sithfamily]

Bad Batch Vs Cubs

Hunter & Arcann:

Bcs little prince loves Torian and mandalorian's culture Hunter is more than happy to take care of boy. After some experience with Omega, now he know he need to be more gentle and soft. He let Arcann play with his armor and paint on it.

Once when he was sleeping the youngest cub used black marker to correct Hunterc's "tattoo". It also ended with Crosshairs taking photos of boys doing it and smiling devilishly.

Wrecker & Savage:

Big child vs young, very protective and ready to fight Zabrak. Wrecker loves to spend time with every child but Savage is his favourite if we're talking about fighting and weapon stuff. Also yellow skinned Zabrak is also enjoying spending time with big 99' clone.

They dynamic suits more for older and younger chaotic brothers. Maul is often very jealous bcs of it. Noone can take his little brothers away from him!

Tech & Echo & Obi Wan:

For some reason Obi wanted to spend time with Tech and Echo. Both are teaching him as many things as it's possible. Tech is always fluttered when Obi is asking him more and more questions about some theme and saying him how grateful he is.

Echo on the other hand helps Obi with more army stuff. Helps him to find a good technic when Obi is starting training new styles and teach him how to safely use blaster. But in his opinion Obi is still too young to use weapon.

Crosshairs & Feral:

We all know why watching this cute little bean is sometimes Crosshairs' duty. HE NEEDS A THERAPY!

As we know Feral is comfort pet for every higher standing commander in Malgus' Empire army. And (still alive and he won't die here) Grand Inquisitor doesn't want to let some clone keep his padawan for longer time so he's always checking on them when Feral goes to Crosshairs.

If we're talking about Crosshairs, at begging he hated little Zabrak and he could shot him if he wasn't an emperor son (adopted but still). After some time cub softened his heart. Crosshairs even let Feral hug him when noone is watching. Then soft blankets from Feral's room joined covers on Crosshairs bunk in his room.

Of course Cross won't tell and show anyone he get soft. Also he still doesn't like other children. Only Feral and tolerate Maul and Torian.

Nothing more...

#bad batch wrecker #bad batch crosshair #bad batch tech #bad batch hunter #bad batch echo #the bad batch #obi wan kenobi #savage opress #feral opress #arcann #family members and relatives #au #comedy #star wars family #babysitting adventures

[simplyghosting]

Saw the kid I used to babysit for a couple of years, who is about to start school now, to look after her again for a bit, and when I showed up she looked really excited for a second, but suddenly got quiet and shy and then ran out of the room which was confusing, but then ran back in and handed me a letter written in wonderful preschool scrawl and a little squish toy and her mom said she worked hard to write and give it to me as a gift and !!!! The love I felt 😭😭😭💖💕💘

#ghost posts #babysitting adventures #it was so sweet #i love kids so much #it’s nice to know the kids like me

[faded-stardust-sys]

Alright, i think im done babysitting for pretty much the rest of my life 😅 where i live we have a river in the back yard so sometimes family friends come over to swim fish and kayak. So one of our friends who i regularly babysit for decided to kayak with her husband and i volunteer to watch the kids. She has twin boys both around two. I help get the parents off on the water and when they are about ten feet off shore the one kid sprints in after them. He can't swim and there is a hug drop off not too far out. So the next thing i know this kid is laying face down in the water. I got him out and he was fine, but Jesus Christ on a bicycle did he scare me. Kids are nuts thats all im saying.

#sleepparalysisdemon #babysitting adventures

[mediumsizetex]

Mlp sit on a horse by Sockiepuppetry

#My Little Pony #Friendship Is Magic #Sockiepuppetry #Pinkie Pie #Pound Cake #Pumpkin Cake #Li'l Cheese #animated gif #adventures in babysitting #SFW