#back away slowly

[pratchettquotes]

"He's talking through his hat," said Rincewind. [...]

"The hat's talking through him, you mean," said Conina, and she backed away too, as one tends to do in the presence of horror.

Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

#rincewind #conina #abrim #sourcery #discworld #terry pratchett #possessed #magic #wizards #wizard hat #agency #horror #psychology #fear response #back away slowly #as one tends to do #in the presence of horror

[tattoorue]

#funny #funny post #lol #funny meme #funny memes #lmao #too funny #that bong is wrong #wtf is this #lol wtf #wtf man #wtf is happening #pot #weed life #back away slowly #what is that #puff puff pass #say no to this #say no to drugs #pot pipe #it’s a setup

[discountreactionimagewarehouse]

Connie and Amethyst backing away slowly.

#Steven Universe #SU #back away slowly

[breaking-bad-liveblog]

My dude said "just back away slowly..."

#how does this show balance dark shit and then do humorous shots so well #LMAO #back away slowly #breaking bad #s2e1

[nikki439]

When you get a bad vibe you just have to fall back... don’t accept unsure vibes and convince yourself its fine.

#me #that was weird #ehh #didn’t like that #my words #back away slowly

[manicpixievideovixen]

#self #back away slowly

[wilkoakdraws]

Two guys learn to communicate over 5 seasons

or, the jmart triptych. Bonus under the cut:

they deserve all the hugs and so does every tma fan

#jonmartin #jmart #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the archivist #tma fanart #magpod #just some fluff that i slowly scribbled inbetween the inktobers and well back in september #i would give away my 2 ribs and eyesight for them #teaholding #fabric rustles #all the ship names man... all of them

[nerdpoe]

I mean. You want me to be a villain? Really? Me? Alright, if you insist.

The GIW go over the top, and commit atrocious crimes against Ghostkind.

And when Danny tries to strike back?

They get the JLD involved.

Now to be entirely fair, they lied to the JLD and withheld valuable information that would have let the JLD know that they were siding with the bad guys.

To be even more fair, Danny doesn't know that.

So fine.

They want him to be the bad guy?

He'll be the bad guy.

He never wanted in on this hero crap anyways.

Phantom and his two associates, Overdrive and Hemlock, take to the streets and show the JLD exactly how bad of an idea it was to make an enemy out of them.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #to be fair danny isn't actively trying to kill anyone #and neither is tucker or sam #they're just...making a point #a point that costs billions of dollars #but Danny doesn't realize his spirit is slowly turning from protection to vengeance #he just kinda ran away from home #maddie and jack and jazz are all very worried #vlad went to go talk to him because he doesn't like seeing maddie stressed and scared #only to get the shit kicked out of him by a pissed off danny who Was Not Holding Back At All

[pixlokita]

Something something glitchtrapped Greg meets Cassie and is excited to do crimes with his bestie

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #security breach #dlc ruin #Cassie #Gregory #helpi #glitchtrap #my art #fnaf au #glitchtrapped gregory au #Cassie just back away slowly before he starts playing cocomelon on loop

[coffeenonsense]

Okay okay hear me out:

The only two reasonable explanations for why Desire did not try and fuck around with hob gadling while dream was in the fishbowl are either:

1. Desire doesn't know who hob is, which, considering hob & dream's six centuries of slowburn centennial dating and Desire periodically checking up on dream so they can enact Plans Of A Devious Nature, seems unlikely

OR

2. Other supernatural/eldritch/indescribable beings have Tried It before with Hob Gadling and Dream's response was so intensely, catastrophically horrifying that everyone, including Desire, knows to leave the weird immortal English man to his business. Yeah, they know he's Just A Guy. Yes, he is, in fact, pathetically, almost insultingly easy to kidnap or hurt or ransom or what have you. DO NOT.

#a baby eldritch being: eh i'll just kidnap dream's mortal that will work #another older wiser supernatural horror: put the Average Human Man down right now and back away slowly #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #dreamling #dream x hob #desire of the endless #the sandman #the sandman netflix

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Durge: Hey, slut waffle! Get over here and unlock this chest for me!

Astarion: Give me a moment, you tetchy dick goblin!

Gale: I sense a lovers' quarrel is at hand. What happened? Astarion get a bit too nibbly during your last tryst?

Astarion: The fuck! What in the hells gave you that idea?

Gale: Um...well, your vulgar banter, for one thing.

Durge: We're trying out pet names.

Astarion: Honestly, Gale, it's like you've never been in love before.

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

#their relationship is everything to me #just back away slowly gale #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldur's gate #astarion #astarion bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion romance #astarion x durge #astarion x dark urge #astarion x tav #the dark urge #durge bg3 #bg3 durge #dark urge #bg3 headcanons #bg3 incorrect quotes #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 funny #bg3 memes

[captainkyee]

imagine living on nevarro and seeing your high magistrate (aka your leader and the most esteemed man on the planet) kneeling on the ground in his expensive clothes yelling into a hole in the wall because it's actually making me laugh so much. greef karga you're so silly i love u

#i would slowly back away #nothing to see here folks #star wars #the mandalorian #mandalorian s3 #mando #mandalorian #the mandalorian s3 #sw #pedro pascal #greef karga

[dollya-robinprotector]

In the light of recent update with some new clothes and the new very beautiful angel wings, of course I have to sum it up with my children

No child of mine should be wearing anything less than extravagant, even if they're an orphan in a r*pe game and not FFXIV

Ahhh~ The joy of drawing feathered wings~~

#Pros of being my OC: You never have to wear ugly clothes #I'm a design artist at heart anyway #To be honest I've objectified priests for too long I literally see a simple and default priest outfit and immediately S W O O N #dollya art #dol pc #dol #dol fanart #degrees of lewdity #Lya the Blossom #Lyah the Emancipated #Kariya the Alter Ego #“Nyan” #Okay I need to be back with works #*slowly back away into the shadow*

[puppydoggraham]

Me when someone says they’re going to get into Hannibal

#ITS MINE!!! STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!! #I love gatekeeping mwah #hannibal #nbc hannibal #gonna hit them with the Graham stare until they back away slowly #I’m so will lately #the only ppl allowed to like Hannibal r the fandom #anyone else no stay away from my pookies

[biblically-accurate-dca]

keep it up!

#my art #moondrop #daycare attendant #i've been getting a lot of attention here lately.. thank you everyone!! #im almost at 200 followers which is. wow #unfortunately i draw very slowly so i can't post very consistently #maybe for 200 i'll make that accurate dca tutorial? i'll see what i can do #anyway.. about this drawing!! it has a funny story #so.. my 'kill everyone' tshirt sun drawing actually does have a matching moon!! because i drew the idea months ago #back when i was still figuring out how i wanted to draw them #so this moon was supposed to be the matching moon shirt.. but i couldnt get the face to look right so i gave up lol #but i'll probably try again later.. in the meantime i'll keep chipping away at my other drawings

[teleostuber]

HAI!!! idk if your requests r open but could you draw nina and jeff hanging out together? they r the besties ever!!! i love your art so even if you decide not to that alright!! -👁

Plur bitchezzsz o(>ω<)o⌒☆

#Jeff backing away slowly #going 2 a rave now :) bye #creepypasta #nina the killer #jeff the killer #drawing #ask