#back to sh*tposting

[hydroelectricjaya]

Jay doesn’t feel the lightning in his rod? Disappointing.

#that joke was right there #handed to Doc on a silver platter #bro had to hold back #ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #twitter #I guess it is x now #sh!tpost #hydro sh!t posting

[kuinshi]

Enemies to Lovers speedrun

#convin #connor x gavin #gavin x connor #connor rk800 #gavin reed #detroit become human #dbh #i may not post much about convin nowadays #but they're still so fun to make sh*tposts of #and i know their features like the back of my hand #so they're easier to draw with minimal references XD #*dbh #*kuinshiart #*2022

[dorothygale123]

For today's mythology sh*tposting, I'd like to give some inspiration to the fanfic writers out there by giving you an antagonist that has a beef with a certain monkey.

Way back when, there was a goddess called the Old Mother of the Waters/Shui-mu Niang-niang who was notorious for causing floods. The other gods kept trying to catch her, but she always slithered out and kept being a problem. What was heaven to do?

Call their OTHER recurring problem and have HIM deal with her! So good old Sun Wukong went down to deal with the Old Mother, but even though catching up to her was no problem (this is Sun Wukong we're talking about) he couldn’t stop her from slipping away again. Naturally this got him very frustrated, so he went to HIS go to solution:

Guanyin!

So he motors over to her palace in the Southern Seas and they hatch a plan.

Now, the Old Mother was getting pretty hungry. This running from the law business takes it out of you at that age, you know? So she decides to take a little break at a food stall and get something to eat.

JUST AS PLANNED!

For you see, the owner of that stall was Guanyin herself and the food the Old Mother just ate were actually really heavy iron chains that very painfully revert to their true form! Unfortunately for the Old Mother, she was already halfway done with her meal by the time this happened, so she was stuck with iron in her gut and chains coming out of her mouth (honestly I'd just be thankful they weren't coming out the other end...).

So with the flood lady all tied up Sun Wukong drags her to a well at the foot of a mountain in Hsu-i Hsien and locked her up tight, where I'm sure she'll NEVER cause anyone problems EVER AGAIN. There's no way this ancient and powerful goddess of primordial oceans is sitting there, steaming while she waits for escape and dreams of monkey leather boots. Nope, she'll stay there forever, just like the Demon Bull King!

..... oh. OH NO.

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#lego monkie kid #lmk #sun wukong #journey to the west #chinese mythology #chinese myths and legends #old mother of the waters #jttw inspo character ideas #chinese myth character inspo #fanfic ideas #possible future villain #lmk guanyin #guanyin #mythology sh*tposting #the monkey king netflix #monkey king hero is back #monkey king reborn #mythology #mythology and folklore

[cursedstarry]

POV: you caught him sniffing ur...."things"...

Anyway....[lip smack]... straight to jail, sir.

#idk that this looks like garbage #i did not flip the canvas once until i basically finished this and im not going back #14dwy #14 days with you #ren ur taking my bedsheets and clothes to the laundry after what you did to them #my art #i am genuinely lowkey mad this is my most popular post- this is an equivalent of a well done sh*tpost

[sir-artiax]

WOOOOO IM BACK

#eddsworld #ew edd #edd eddsworld #eddsworld edd #edd ew #ew matt #matt eddsworld #eddsworld matt #matt ew #sinsworld #ew meme #eddsworld meme #roblox memes #roblox #memes #im back wooooo #sh*tpost

[yu-gi-overload]

Part 1/? of How Did I Never Notice This, Yu-Gi-Oh Edition

“You either die playing card games, or live long enough to see yourself become part of them.”

#ygo 5ds #sh!tpost #yusei fudo #jack atlas #aki izayoi #lua #luka #crow hogan #antinomy #bruno borrelli #no seriously how did i never notice this #signal warrior is just yusei’s duel runner but with sentience #absolute king back jack is jack in a jet pack #stardust trail is just aki/akiza in a cute dragon cosplay #morphtronic earfon = the twins #blackwing chinuuk the snow smasher is crow finally embracing his true bird form #and t.g. star guardian is antinomy!bruno #not sure how i missed it but i love it #wonder if there are any other cards resembling ygo characters out there… #besides kaibaman #we *all* know about kaibaman #daily sh!tpost

[justmochi]

back to writing 🫡

#got my inspo back (kind of) #mochi sh!tposts

[heffrondriving]

this is the last thing u'll ever see b4 the big time rush song plays and they break ur kneecaps btw

#sh*tposting to take away the asian pain of not being able to watch a btr concert??? can't be me lmao- #n e way @ lucky scamps who'll get to see them live: have fun and make lots of good memories or my sad accursed spirit will haunt you!!! #naol talaga pinagpala gagi pasalubong naman diyan kahit yuping bote ng tubig lang nila oh hahahjskd ;/ #but kendall's cute summer shorts tho <3 almost makes up for the fact that he never takes off his stupid cap <3 free the scrungle papi <3 #also los' liddle tum peeking out lol det är jättesöt but i think he popped a button (pssst allen ur being rude again-) #now back to ur regularly scheduled kendall-knight patented couch moping that will grow mopier as the tour countdown commences... #btr #big time rush #kendall schmidt #james maslow #logan henderson #carlos garcia #rusher #edit #mine #big time boys #stop it forever #also noah fence to whoever's editing their photos but it always looks weirdly green and dark/washed-out to me. it's def just a #personal preference but i like making my silly clean n' neat edits even if they make it look worse to everyone else hehe :'3

[flashthescalesian-art]

Bones: Something tells me Joker's going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Joker: *holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos* Leave me be, Pulse isn't home to stop me, l'm going feral.

#saving the light sh*tposting #back with another one because this is the tiny sliver of serotonin keeping me going right now #Pulse the medic #Bones the medic #Joker the medic #14th medic battalion #clone trooper #clone trooper oc #star wars #the clone wars #clone medic oc #clone medic #source: ???

[ravensroleplays]

*Cue the ghost kids gazing at what they just witnessed in open-mouthed horror.*

 Ian: M...make another kid like us?! That’s h...horrible!

Hope: If we hurt another kid, we’d be just as bad as the guy who hurt us!

Travis: Yeah! Besides, we’d never hurt another person...intentionally.

#my fnaf au #mun sh*tpost #gonna get back to rps after my shower but i just had to write out my beans' reaction to the fnaf movie trailer :P #foxy's ghost #chica's ghost #bonnie's ghost

[the-enochian-daughter-of-durin]

All these memes about oceangate really go to show just how detached from reality some of y’all are.

Was it stupid and irresponsible? 100%, I can not stress enough how utterly baffling it is that anyone thought this was a good idea.

Should they have been down there in the first place? No, absolutely not - It was both disrespectful and little more than a sick display of wealth.

Did they deserve to die, possibly in a slow and horrific way? No, and if you seriously think that they did - take a long hard look at your morals.

Y’all need to take a step back and realise that, beyond all the memes and sh*tposts, people likely just lost their loved ones. Even if you don’t agree with their choices, or their lifestyles (I know I certainly don’t), it really doesn’t hurt to show a little empathy.

#oceangate #titanic #submarine

[dorothygale123]

You are a fisherman.

You're just sailing around, doing fishermen things like casting nets and getting sunburned when you see something odd on the horizon. It's a small raft. Poorly made, too. Gosh, and is that a monkey on it? Who put that poor monkey on a raft and set it adrift?! So of course you go over to help the poor thing. It's what any decent person would do, after all.

Except.

This is no ordinary monkey.

The second it's close enough, the crazy thing jumps you, steals your clothes, gets back on it's raft and goes about it's merry way.

You learn a valuable lesson about leaving suspicious monkeys well enough alone.

So goes the tale of the poor fisherman Sun Wukong robbed on his way to civilization for the first time.

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days, I was sick and felt like crap. But I got to the section of my book with Wukong in it and was all like "Monkey time!" I won't go over his full origin here because several other, more knowledgeable people have already done so (I recommend OSP's JttW videos), but there were two tidbits I wanted to share. The first was the story of that unlucky fisherman, and the second was something that happened during his little bet with Buddha.

You see, we all know that Wukong tried to jump out of Buddha's hand and wrote his name on the 'pillars of the universe' to prove it, only for those pillars to turn out to be Buddha's fingers. However, my source claimed that the finger Wukong specifically wrote on was Buddha's MIDDLE finger.

Feel free to use your imagination as to how the almighty and merciful Buddha showed this cocky little monkey exactly where he wrote that. The way I'm thinking definitely isn't canon, but it sure is funny.

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#mythology sh*tposting #sun wukong #chinese mythology #journey to the west #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkey king hero is back #monkey king reborn #oh monkey you bastard #that fisherman had some explaining to do to his wife when he got home #I'm not sure she believed him #do i believe the buddha flipped off monkey? #yes i do #chinese folklore #mythology

[bloofinntoona]

Sebastian and Garreth: a powerpoint presentation about confringo

Based on the hilarious Youtube video by Fairbairn Films.

A/N: I haven't posted a while due to work but I came back with a sh*tpost HAHA

#sebastian sallow #sebastian #sebastian sallow fanart #garreth weasley #garreth #weasley #garreth weasley fanart #garistian? #garrastian????? #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #hl

[aether-foundation-pr]

OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

(for once this blog is being used for more than just sh*tposting)

It has come to our attention that there has been an increased number of what we call "Fallers" coming to our world. For those unaware, Fallers are people who went to a different universe by accident. Most experience some form of memory loss which can make the job of finding Fallers much more difficult.

Now this would not be an issue on its own as we here at the Aether Foundation had begun work on potential tech to send the fallers back to their homeworlds, and to bring back any who might've left from ours. But with an increase of Fallers also comes an increase of Ultra Beast, for your convinence and safety you can find a list of all currently discovered Ultra Beasts here.

For the safety of the general public, we are temporarily starting the "Aether without Borders" Project, or AWB. Because of the fact that these Fallers and Ultra Beasts have become less condensed to merely just the Alola Region, we are working with officials from other regions to temporarily set up bases of operations for this project.

In terms of what a normal citizen can do to stay safe here is a list of recommended courses of action:

Keep aware of where you are going at all times

Make sure at least one other person knows where you're headed at all times

Alert any sort of officials immediately if you suspect a friend or loved one has gone missing

Do not and I mean DO NOT try and fight any Ultra Beasts head on. Find the closest AWB station and alert them about the Ultra Beast, as they have been trained by our best to handle UBs with and without combat

Help out anyone who you may suspect to be a Faller, before rerouting them to a safe station, Fallers attract UBs due to the lingering Ultra Wormhole energy so these safe stations will be places where they can easily be protected from them.

With all of that said, stay safe until we can locate and stabilize the cause of increased Ultra activity.

- The Aether Foundation in collaboration with the International Police

OOC info for this!

This is not a proper event, and more of a roleplay prompt than anything. It's generally a mid stakes thing atm but that is a suggestion since you can tweak it to your desires! Do not feel like you need to do anything with this and are some sort of faller blog! This is just a funny thing I decided to write up and thought it would fit nicely on the blog.

The Aether Foundation will make updates on the situation ever so often but it's not something that can be solved in a weekend which is why I said this isn't a proper event.

If you do however want to do anything with the idea I recommend using the tags of either "ultra increase" and/or "Aether without Borders" depending on which aspect you want to use more.

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #offical aether announcement #Aether without borders #ultra increase #rotumblr roleplay prompt

[seirette]

Acid River - based on AI Generated Text

The prompt was from a reddit request from u/TheStormFileArchiver, with the lines shown in the comic.

Don't ask me what this picture means. There's no theories or whatever. I just drew it after seeing the prompt on Reddit.

(I originally posted this at 1 or 2AM, so I didn’t bother with explaining anything because my 2AM logic knew at least 1 person would figure it out and tell everyone else, but the next day I explained some stuff anyway)

Okay I said there's no theory but some people where confused:

There’s hints Spamton might have been in the acid at some point

Kris is putting the salvageable parts of Spamton back onto his body (attaching a Foot onto Kneecap section, because the rest of his leg is messed up)

But this post isn't a specific theory about Kris and Dark World/conversation contents about "old friend" with Spamton it's just a half sh*tpost. Though I do want to know, why the hell Kris went alone into the basement.

Extra note May 2nd 2022:

I do think that Spamton was taller before he got dumped into acid. There are some theories that Spamton wasn’t a real Addison either, which I think is cool too.

I like to look at the possible theories but I don’t spend too much time thinking about which one is ‘right’.

Also, I drew this so quickly I forgot to colour in Kris’ sleeve in the first frame.

#deltarune #kris dreemurr #spamton #comics #requests #with readmore

[shitogori]

:0 i saw you said youd draw headcanons and uh um well uh

if you like any of mine thatd be nice

chuuya is big spoon but if anyone asks dazai would deny it and chuuya won’t stand for being known as a little spoon and then they Fight tm

Chuuya is strawberry coded and dazai is a blackberry

One day when (15) dazai was feeling sad he just went to chuuya, climbed onto his back, and chuuya was mad for a second but then realized and rolled with it for the day (mostly stayed in his house, but had to go outside at one point to see kouyou or smth and questions were wearily not asked)

(15)dazai discovered Can You Feel My Heart and he only listened to it once from curiosity but chuuya found him, laughed at the edginess, and would regularly make fun of dazai and mention it randomly

:3 i like your art and heres a handful of headcanons if you like any of them :) have a good day 🌺

the hc of fifteen skk angst its my fav

and for equilibry this thing

i make a bit of sh+tpost lol

#soukoku #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #bsd #dazai osamu #dazanaka #skk #chuuya #double black #nakadaza #dazai #太中 #双黒