SO many people have come onto the Etsy crystal dildo post to explain to me condescendingly that "massage wands" are not dildos or sex toys and/or that "phalluses" are symbolic and not supposed to go inside you.
This is partly my fault for not leading with the items that are clearly labeled as both "massage wand" and "dildo," but, my fellow blogger. These shops are purposefully blurring the distinction between "massage wand" and "sex toy" to dodge responsibility for selling extremely not-body-safe items.
"You're not supposed to use them that way!" Yes, that's what these shop owners will say when someone gives themselves some as yet unknown vaginal infection, cuts themselves up with rock splinters, and/or poisons themselves with their sexuality honoring massage wand.
"Didn't you know that this just a regular wand for spell work, and not at all intended to go in your vagina?" Good to know, quick question, why is "rose quartz butt plug" in my suggested searches now?
This was found below the description of a "moss agate phallus"
I wonder what relevance that last sentence may have. HMMMMM.
You see dear friends, the key phrase here is "yoni massage," which allows other "massage wand" sellers to leave it up to the buyer what part of the body they're going to be "massaging."
Some people are buying "massage wands" for massages, but usually not the ones that include the ballsack.
Here's a set no one asked for! A variety of bad makeup, from failed overlined lips to smeared and slept-in paint, or perhaps your sim let your child paint their face, or mayyybe they had too much to drink - you decide! Some are more subtle than others and all are slider compatible! HQ, T-E all genders tagged feminine.