when you’re reminded of the fandom connection you have to one of the most virulently dogshit lib accounts on this website
Gale stared wide-eyed like a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
Actually, she had just been caught with her hand in a cookie jar.
when i saw that tma episodes are only half an hour at most i had to stop myself from going oh great that means i can just listen to them all starting right now at 2 am
just saw an ad claiming that “bra design hasn’t changed in the past 100 years” and lads I’m really about to lose it
Immune system like “hey u gotta pathogen in here, u want me to microwave your skin for ya? Ill just go ahead and microwave your skin for ya”
Last Line Meme
I was tagged by @troyebakers ty big secksi!
I’ll do two…👀
Mari gave Xavier a leveled look in which he merely shrugged while craning his head to look behind him. Her gaze followed, and she could’ve kicked herself for doing it. Rian was busy packing the bag he had in front of him. No doubt preparing for their journey out of the settlement to search for the medical supplies she so desperately needed.
She grinded her teeth in annoyance when he finally decided to look up. Rian’s gaze flickered from Mari to Xavier, and upon seeing the other man, he gave him the finger while her cousin muttered some kind of profanity under his breath.
He turned back to her then as he leaned back in the chair. “You got bad taste in dick, Conception.”
She threw the rag at him which only made him laugh.
“Nervous?” His eyes snap to hers, blue eyes taking in her form before he glances away. “Never been to a formal event before?”
Alex represses a scoff, opting instead to look around before saying, “Would you be surprised if I said no?”
Talia scoffs, observing him closely as she says, “Nothing about you surprises me very much.”
He didn’t know whether to accept that as a compliment or not. He’d only known her three months now, but even then, the walls she had carefully placed up refused to fall. The first lady was pleasant enough when he joined, but as far as pleasantries went, it was more forced than anything else. She never asked more about his life and he never offered the information. He was here on a job; nothing more, nothing less.
i'vwe nevwer hated an emoji more
oh no. i just realized i’m wearing my dad’s shirt that he got at a 5k held by his health insurance… the irony is that i can’t run bc disability, and also once i’m 26 and kicked off his health insurance i won’t be able to afford my medications because in the US healthcare is tied to employment for no reason and i can’t work full time also bc disability
Anybody who asks
girls strangers for nudes on the internet is a dummy. Bad grammar is bad, but bad grammar with the intention of being funny >>>
it’s midnight i REFUSE to stir any drama pots i MUST close my awful hideous mouth lest i catch rude bitch disease…. but whitewashed beau in art reels 🥴🤢😷
exactly! i’m not in a conflict with mysef because like steve was bros with tony but natasha was best bros many thoughts head full
holds kavalier and clay and the yiddish policemen’s union and gentlemen of the road and maps and legends in one hand, and picard the show in the other: chabon what
Got some grocery store sushi and a soda
I still feel like shit but at least I’m not hungry
zucchini noodles? bad
also what rly upset me is that josie only like asked where lizzie was once and then no one else did it?????? like sir????? SIR???????/
I can have a little self-destructive behaviour. as a treat