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Enid: I love Wednesday, but her love language is acts of service.
Yoko: And why is this is an issue?
Enid: All she knows is murder and violence.
Yoko: Oh. Yeah, I could see how that could be an issue.
Enid: The other day I said a shirt made me look fat, and she just shook her head. Later that day, I walked in on her stabbing the shirt.
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waviermylove · 9 months
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Xavier: So what do you want for your birthday?
Wednesday, thinking: You, just you.
The world may collapse and all will lose hope but with you by my side I can achieve anything. Oh how I wish to make love with you in an open grave under the pale moonlight. All I wish for is you to reciprocate these feelings. I would burn down the world if you could be mine forever.
Wednesday: Some peace and quiet from you would be nice.
Xavier: Ouch.
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kazutoras-wif3y · 2 years
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I'm not really a bad guy
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Baji x you
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Warnings: cursing, little violence
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Pov: You see him beat up naked guys.
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"I'm fine, I'm on my way home now" you say. You hear your mom sigh. "Okay, just make it quick it's getting dark out" she says. You hum in response and both of you hang up. A short cut would help you thought.
You cut a corner that was closer to your path home. "Alright, let em know Toman is not the one to mess with" you hear a familiar deep voice say. You slow your walk as you see a bunch of figures lying on the ground.
As you got closer you raised a brow. "Oh shit" you hear Keisuke say. You look at him confused. "Why are you beating these guys up and why are they half naked?" You ask. Baji turned to you baffled.
"I...I-I can explain" he says. But you back up. "I'm just gonna go..." you say. He tried to walk over to you but stumbled over the naked randoms. "Wait, wait" he says but you speedwalk to the other side of the street.
The other Toman members stare confused and quiet. "You want us to get em" one asks but Baji says nothing. Once you were far you shook your head in disbelief. "What the hell was that?" You questioned.
Finally you made it home. "Thank goodness" your mom says as soon as you open the door.
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"Damn I must've looked crazy" Baji says looking at his bloody hands. It's not his but from the guy he just pummeled in front of you. "Lets just go" he says lowly.
Maybe I could make it up to them Baji thought while laying down. Once morning came around he got ready. And since it was Saturday he thought of getting you a gift. Well he asks his mom to get it.
He stood in front of your door. "Breath man just breath" he says to himself. He finally rings tour doorbell. "I'LL GET IT" he hears you yell. You open the door only to quickly close it.
"Can we please talk" he asks from the other side. You hesitate for a moment but open the door anyway. "Hey y/n I... got you this" he says handing you a small box.
"Why?" You ask confused. "To make up for what I did yesterday" he says. You open the box to find a rose gold necklace. "Oh this is nice" you say. You step out fully and stand in front of him.
"Yeah uh, yesterday what you saw was Toman me" he says.
"But I'm not always like that" he says panicked. You chuckle "okay..." you say. "Um wanna hangout ?" He asks. You nod with a smile. "I'd like that" you say.
Baji felt his heart pounding. His stomach was doing lips.
So later you two had a lot in common. Going to the arcade and beating him at every game. Munching on the same snacks you both love.
"This was fun" you say. He smiles as he holds you in his arms. "Yeah" he says as he rests his head on top of yours. Both of you laid there watching a movie together.
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gaslightgallows · 7 months
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carolmunson · 2 months
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I would love to hear about soft!Eddie and number 2 :)
their emotional/moral weak spots
i think there are times where this eddie contemplates leaving reader for good. he has a lot of issues with needing to feeling needed but to a point where it’s like, not good to have that desire so intensely because it can become smothering.
he feels like things would be easier/better if they weren’t together or if badatfeelingsgf would just work on herself but he also doesn’t want to force her to do that.
he’s quick to throw things back in her face when he’s really hurting and it’s something he wishes he could be better at.
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darke-faerie · 1 year
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Happy two years to this fic! Ahhh Model/Photographer is one of my favourite Dazai/Kunikida AU's, I should return to this one day...
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fashion & Models, Model Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Photographer Kunikida Doppo, Bottom Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Top Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Switch Couple, Top Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Bottom Kunikida Doppo, Longing, too stupid to voice their feelings, Dazai Osamu Wears Lingerie (Bungou Stray Dogs), Photography, Blow Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Mentioned Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mentioned Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Minor Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Praise Kink Summary:
Model/Photographer AU
They have been working together for four years, but it takes a photoshoot involving lingerie for Dazai and Kunikida to *finally* voice their feelings for each other, then they can't keep their hands off each other
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madmanwonder · 5 months
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Type:prompt
Au:Original stud male au crossover au
Fandom:Blazblue, Drakengard 3
Character:Ragna, Zero
Summary:when Ragna and zero try to show affection to each other but are really bad at it. With how a simple hug end up with one of them German suplex the other out of embarrassed. Or when they try to kiss only for the other head butt the other and so on.
Ragna and Zero often ty to show affection to each other in order to show they care for each other...but are really bad at it...
X-xx-X
...With how simple hug end up with one of them being German suplex out of embarrassment...
SLAM!
Zero german suplex her boyfriend to the stone ground out of pure embarrassment as she was unable to handle the simple task of hugging her boyfriend.
X-xx-X
...Or when they try to kiss only for the other head butt the other...
POW!
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" Zero held her broken, bleeding nose hissing in anger and pain as she tried to stop the bleeding while Ragna was slamming his head to the nearby wall as he cannot believe he cannot do simple action of kissing his girlfriend without a problem.
X-xx-X
...and so on.
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heathercauthor · 1 year
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Who's your favourite unhinged character?
𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐞. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟.
Welcome to the 'begrudging alliance' YA apocalypse novel, Earth Sucks! A bisexual boy named Feng is both the hunter and the hunted, searching for his missing family in a world controlled by the alien intruders who are trying to get him to stop blowing their shit up.
Life gets worse when he must befriend one of the alien creatures to survive. She grew up on stories of humans, and Feng’s about to upend everything she’s ever known.
Available on Amazon, Kobo, and b&n! Sequel coming soon!
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sirenkiss52 · 1 year
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How tf am I supposed to get into a relationship when I cringe at the slightest show of affection???
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icelandicapricot · 7 months
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It took me 18+ years to realise my alcoholism is just a coping motivation.
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I think I am so afraid of highs because the depths inside myself scare me so much
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cryingrobin · 1 year
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why 'love yourself before you love somebody else' is the worst advice i have ever heard
i wouldn't even call it advice. it's a statement. and as an autistic plus size person constantly struggling with mental health, ed and my low self-esteem it's one of many statements that shakes me to my core. do you mean I'm not deserving of love? because I don't love myself? so what? I'm supposed to suffer alone for the rest of my life?
I see my worth in my work and I'm sure of everything I do in academics. I'm a go-getter in everything besides love. If I want something I just go for it. And lately I've been thinking why I'm so afraid of beginning confident in love.
I know that they are probably ppl out there who are really into my body or my personality. But. I just don't believe someone would choose me voluntary when there are so many options out there.
I want to experience planning a life together and being each other's favorite ppl. I don't know how to find that person. And. Everyone seems so experienced at 21. I'm afraid telling someone 'yeah I'm a virgin and I only kissed two ppl in my life' is putting me behind. Like they would laugh at me. And I hate dating apps and I hate that awkward phase when we are getting to know each other and I can't be 100% myself and I struggle to make coherent sentences cause I'm shy.
Yeah I'm gonna say it. I don't think ppl my type would be with a person like me. As I said I'm a plus sized, autistic, awkward at first, hot only if I put on make-up person. And yeah I know there's a stereotype of a skinny white gamer boy who's conventionally attractive being with a big person like me but. Lately ive been talking to boys any boys really and when they ignored me at first I went in my head to some other statement I've heard which is 'men will ignore you if they don't find you attractive' and yeah it's not right to label them as fuck machines only existing out there to be in a relationship but. I'm the worst as I said.
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gaslightgallows · 7 months
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jess-the-reckless · 1 year
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Me in my twenties: I’m going to write a threesome so meaningful, so earthshattering, and so beautiful that it will be quoted at my funeral. It will be a seminal text on the fragmented nature of human love, and the leitmotif alone will make the angels weep.
Me in my forties: Yeah - this seems fine and horny. 
We did it again. 
We did it in his bed, in my bed, up against my kitchen sink for a Fatal Attraction thrill, which didn’t work out when his knee threatened to quit halfway through. And honestly? Neither of could figure out the erotic attraction of that scene where Michael Douglas splashes dishwater on Glenn Close’s boobs. “That’s gonna smell, right?” said Jack. “Like, when you leave a dish in the sink overnight and it goes all stanky? What if she’d been soaking a lasagne dish in there? Gross.” 
“Cereal,” I said. “Old bowls of cereal, just dumped there and left until the Cheerios bloat up like corpses in a river.” 
“Ew. Are you trying to turn me off?” 
“No. I’m just compiling a list of liquids I never, ever want applied to my nipples in the heat of passion.” 
He gave me a long, painful look and shook his head. “I don’t know what I expected,” he said. “But let’s face it – your brand of pillow talk was always going to be…unusual.”
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skrunksthatwunk · 8 days
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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linddzz · 2 months
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Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord
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