Things I've recently learned about D'Arcy Carden (mostly against my will):
Is 5'10"
Added the apostrophe to her name bc the smashing pumpkins
"I don't give a fuck about men [cackles] I don't care about them. I don't care about their opinions. I don't. fucking. care."
Can do a perfect Abbi Jacobson impression
Loved early American Idol
Waterpolo player/softball player
Is the funniest person living today
Can't run fast
Has a horde of lesbians (I am one of them)
Doesn't know where the camera is and doesn't care bc Theatre (joking)
Has to consciously count all the cameras (real)
Loves butts
Calls Abbi Jacobson "abigail" as a Nicholas name
Can make me laugh without even doing anything
Abbi: "Listen I didn't ever like... think that I would write a thing where I'm like falling in love with D'Arcy but also... EVERYONE is in... like isn't she the... everyone that D'Arcy meets... you LOVE her. You immediately fall in love." (put this on my tombstone)
Likes the Oakland A's
Was on Broad City
UCB improv extraordinaire
Is literally so fucking gorgeous
The way she says "abbi baby"
Has gone by the nicknames "Big D" and "Big D Energy"
Was in Rats the Musical (drop a rat in the chat🐀)
When asked [verbatim] "what is your relationship with Marijuana: "I do"
When asked [verbatim] "on a scale of 1 to 10 how high are you: "all the way or whatever"
Said ACAB
Knows what cunnilingus is
And so as you can see I have no choice but to be completely and totally head over heels in love with her ty for coming to my tedtalk
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Shoutout to Good and Bad Janet hug moment.
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feeling a little emotionally disregulated lately, have realized it is because my Emotional Support Mom is traveling through a cornucopia of incompatible time zones for the next few months and my mental landscape is soon to become a bad janet void. all is lost. disco
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im sure someone's said this already but i have to get it out of my brain
spoilers for season 4 of The Good Place if you haven't seen it yet and plan on watching it
The plot twist of our Good Janet being replaced by a Bad Janet is so perfectly played out
D'Arcy Carden's acting is absolutely fantastic, there's so many little microexpressions that you can catch Bad Janet acting as our Janet making. But it makes sense, because we've seen so much character development throughout the rest of the show, that it just seems like regular Janet is having a hard time, especially with everything going on with Jason. It's very clear on a rewatch though, that faux Janet screwed things up all over the board, but at first you're made out to think it's just the new group of people being difficult to work with, and maybe even put a little bit of the blame on Michael and Eleanor.
Then finally, the episode where it all happens, Glenn shows up announcing that Michael isn't actually Michael, and there's a perfect explanation for everything that's been going wrong, so any suspicion of Janet just goes away
Amongst all of the heartbreak thinking Michaels betrayed our main group yet again, fucking, Jason, is the one to reveal the true culprit. It's such a heated moment, then Michael says it, "there's literally nothing i can say that will make you realize im really me". The camera moves to Jason for a few seconds, and you see him having a little moment of realization, but don't think about it much because it's Jason (his character is a whole other essay for another time). Michael is about to turn himself to goo, ready to be gone for months, and go through the entire process of growing as a demon again, just to save his favorite people (again, another essay for another time). Then Jason, out of nowhere, puts the handcuffs on faux Janet. Proving to the main four that Michael is still someone to be trusted. Revealing that the true reason behind everything being so forked up lately, was in fact, a Bad Janet
then of course we get that wonderful speech from Jason about saving the Janet we know and love
i also love that this is our first look into the other Janets being just as capable of change as our Janet
anyway, i could ramble about this show for hours, there's so many little details and i just love it so much
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How you WANT to respond when a friend vents about a significant other or other loved one who is being the worst - again.
How you actually respond:
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and they all skied off a cliff and they broke all their bones and their pants fell down and you could see their butts. the end!
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I love how TGP reworks the term “baby boomer”.
“…the tiniest pinprick to their ego and boom! They become babies!”
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