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guy-list-when · 13 hours
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toward-we-base · 1 day
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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viktheviking1 · 5 months
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
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neil-gaiman · 8 months
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Mr. Gaiman i am begging you
Please give Aziraphel beard in season 3
So you want me to bring back Dottie or Sadie?
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punstars · 10 months
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wedarkacademia · 4 months
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marco3173 · 3 months
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spacefinch · 6 months
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I have another paleontology joke for y’all!
Why did Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
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rrdcooc · 2 months
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Know why they're called disguises? Cause when someone's wearing one, no one knows who dis guys is!
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escenariosinfumables · 3 months
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Don't stop talking
Roronoa Zoro x gn!reader
Note: shitty english, u know. fluff and feels with zoro ♡ to brighten my sunday depression ☆
You don't stop talking for a second, sometimes he wonders if you need to breathe. You have thousands of conversation topics, always interesting and your point of view of the world is fascinating. Sometimes it feels like too much, following the train of your thoughts is not always easy, but hearing the sound of your voice is a pleasure.
Zoro likes it when you sit close while does his exercises and tell you all those random facts about things you think he's interested in. Like what are the strongest swords in history, who was the swordsman with the most absurd technique, how many muscles you exercise when you go to the bathroom or when you sleep. But he especially loves when you talk about the topics you are passionate about. Every time you tell him about your new romantic novel, the discovery of a new type of plant or facts about your favorite animals. The sparkle in your eyes, your gestures, the expressions on your face and the aura you exude. You open your heart without fearing being hurt. You are not afraid to be you, to feel everything intensely and love with your whole being. You're beautiful. Magical.
And you understand that his way of loving you is different, his love for you is not expressed in words but yes in actions. And he loves you for that. For being so patient with him. You give so much and he wants to give you even more. Seeing your smile makes me want to give you the world and more. He sees you as the most beautiful flower in his garden.
When you joined the crew, Zoro didn't think much of you. You didn't have much in common other than loyalty to Luffy. He is a man of action, strong and determined. You're a little botany always full of earth. He found you a little annoying at first and had so much energy that more than once you woke him up from his nap without realizing it. But then you got lost in the jungle of the island they had just docked.
You had been distracted by some kind of really striking flower and lost Nami and Robin during the little expedition. And Zoro, well, is Zoro. You managed to find him while he was fighting a giant spider. You teamed up. He was in charge of avoiding being eaten by some giant animal and you used your botanical skills to reach the coast, where the rest of the crew was waiting for you both.
During the entire trip, you couldn't stop commenting on each species came across. Also told the silliest jokes Zoro had ever heard. Like:
"What did one plant say to the other plant?"
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"They stood us up!"
And you couldn't even finish the joke were already laughing. Zoro caught himself laughing a little and decided to play along.
"Do you know which is the bravest plant?" you asked.
"No... Which is?" Zoro answered a little amused.
"The palm."
"The palm?"
"Yes, because she lives with the Coco!"
From then, you would continue looking for Zoro to tell more bad jokes about plants or random facts you have read. And Zoro would listen to them carefully, it doesn't matter if they are irrelevant to him, listening to you and knowing that he is the one you are looking for to talk to, is enough.
You stop dead, sitting on his back as he counts his 297th push-up. “Am I talking too much?”
He wants to laugh, but he doesn't want to throw you to the ground. What a fool. It would never be too much. Not even when you talk about the larval reproduction process.
"Please keep talking," he begs, going down and up once more. "I love the sound of your voice"
You blush, still not used to the swordsman's sweet words. So you continue until your throat is dry and Zoro finishes his routine for the day.
"Let's go get something to eat" he drags you to the kitchen. "And then you tell me how the hell plants fuck before going to sleep"
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sgdi · 11 months
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I don't know who needs to hear this
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yesterdaysprint · 1 month
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Lewiston Evening Journal, Maine, February 12, 1917
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potatosupremacy · 1 year
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keratoconusgroup · 2 months
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we'll see
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