Felt like utter shit this morning, in every sense of the word. But after some Queen blasting in the car and a bit of time out in the garden, I think the cloud may be lifting. However, I feel a social media break may be in order. Just for a few days.
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goop and poosh has the girlies so terrified of hormonal birth controls (IUD, implant, and oral) that copper iuds are running ads as like "BC with no hormones!" as if every copper iud receiver doesn't describe their experience as if it was a horror story
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Are you ever in such a sour mood that the stupidest things imaginable have you about ready to pack up and start driving to God-knows-where and never return?
Boomer incompetence and bad moods do not mix.
I’m exhausted of their weaponized ignorance, entitlement, and helplessness.
Also exhausted of their refusal to get off their lazy asses and ask one of their own co-workers for help instead of being completely dependent on the millennials they underpay to do their jobs for them.
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Symptoms of Habitual Sin
Depression. You wake up feeling depressed because you messed up again the night before. You wonder, ‘When will I get over this?’
Negative body image. You look in the mirror and negative thoughts about yourself begin to enter your mind. You think, ‘How could I do this again?’
Bad moods. For the rest of the day, you begin to think you’ll never be good enough. You start to believe that you’ll…
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Me when I can’t find the very specific 100k slow -burn enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending, award winning fic that my brain created during my before bed story time, realising I have to write it myself to be able to read it
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kirk is such a fascinating dude because 99% of the time he’s the most chill happy dude you’ve ever met but every once in a while the PMS will hit and he’ll be like hmmm fuck all you bitches what if i just flew the ship straight into the sun
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trying to finish writing something after the fleeting moment of inspiration has passed
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ethan landry mocking you >>>
"oh it's too big baby? that's so cute." then proceeds to fuck you harder, making sure to shove that extra inch in there each thrust.
"too much? oh you poor thing.." wraps his hand around your throat and fucks you faster, definitely rubs your clit too.
"you're all done sweetie? that's too bad, im just getting started." proceeds to fuck you through 4 more orgasms.
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want to ask them, “can i be a little rough with you?” and shove them down on the bed on all fours, climb over them as their hips arch, pin their hands down, rub my dick against their ass, drag my free fingers against their hole over their clothes while i bite at their neck and ear and ask them if they want something in there. and when they whimper and say “your cock” i want to smile and pull them closer into me and say “i’m going to use my fingers for a while but if you beg me nicely i might give it to you faster”
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