#bad rick!

[hoezier-than-thou]

He said

rip Pokerface Lotus Casino gone but not forgotten 🤍✌️

#percy jackson #pjo tv #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #rick riordan #grover underwood #annabeth chase #percy jackson movies #Normalise Bad Movie erasure lmao

[queen-of-weird-girl-nation]

Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?

Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants

Nico: we literally dragged him here?????

#Jason is crocheting in the corner #Boy hasn’t had a rest like ever #So this is nice #jason grace #heroes of olympus #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo incorrect quotes #riordanverse #my child <3 #jason grace my child #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo fandom #rick riordan #I’m bad at incorrect quotes

[thebadboysuprememcshizzle]

cant wait for season 5 of the PJO show when Percy sits on Poseidons throne.

If this doesn't make it in the Gods are dead and nothing in the world matters

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #percyjackson #rick riordan #rrverse #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #pjoverse #pjo memes #percy pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo disney+ #poseidon and percy #why is the quality so bad

[kausstar]

i just know they hit that one spot. every time. each thrust.

#♰ ݁.﹒porn material #i’m ovulating #it’s bad #the walking dead #rick grimes #rick grimes smut #rick grimes x reader #andrew lincoln #daryl dixon #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon smut #norman reedus

[orbitsab]

The most Annabeth Chase ever

#shes so cute I want to hold her #scared to see anything bad happen to her in the show #pjo hoo #pjoverse #my art #pjo #percy jackson #rick riordan #annabeth chase #riordanverse #percy jackson fanart #pjo fandom #fanart #heroes of olympus #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #disney plus

[antlergrave]

ew look at that duo

#the walking dead #i need them so bad #sorry #rick grimes #twd #daryl dixon #twd fanart #andrew lincoln #norman reedus #the walking dead fanart

[stromer]

go to the box, please. GO to the box, please! NOW!

#was quinn hughes silent (he wasn’t) or was he SILENCED??? #the way he's so fawking annoying about it i can't stop laughingggajskdkjkjs i just Know he was tweakingggggg more than he let on #i kinda love u bad girl #its important to note that rick had himself a little smile on the bench at his captain having a toddler-esque meltdown over going to thebox #quinn hughes #canucks lb

[hermesmyplatonicbeloved]

To everyone hating on Poseidon in the tv show for being shitty:

Poseidon is clearly paying child support. Or do you think that Sally's job (at Sweets on America if they're sticking to the book) pays for the apartment, Percy's private boarding school, Gabe's gambling addiction, other living costs and renting that really, really fancy Monhawk cabin?

Poseidon stayed away because Sally broke up with him. Sally told him to stop visiting. Poseidon wanted to make Sally and Percy immortal and build them a freaken palace in his kingdom. He wanted to treat Sally like a queen. He wanted to raise Percy.

Poseidon is the one who gave Riptide to Chiron to give to Percy. He's at least trying to help, while listening to Zeus's rules and Sally's wishes. And let's not forget the pearls he gives Percy to protect him from Hades, later on in the book.

Poseidon knows that by claiming Percy as his (forbidden) son, he's putting a target on his back - and now both Zeus and Hades and very possibly Athena - all want him dead because of the threat Percy poses to Olympus due to the great prophecy. He tried to avoid that. He literally waited until the last possible minute (2 weeks? before Zeus's deadline) to claim Percy because he was trying to avoid putting Percy in that position.

#Poseidon is a good father by godly standards #actually he's the best by godly standards #by mortal standards he's not bad. not good either; but not bad #pjo disney+ #percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv adaptation #pjo show #percy jackson tv show #pjo adaptation #rick riordan #percy jackson and the olympians #percy #poseidon #percy & poseidon #good father poseidon #so can we cool it with the hate please? #seafam

[bogbutteronmycroissant]

I love her, your honor

#it's her first time in the real world after five years 😭 #my girl was acting like the child she was #i wanna hug her so bad #percy jackson #percy series #walker scobell #rick riordan #leah sava jeffries #pjo #pjo memes #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #percy pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase

[the-ratmans-shiny-rock]

I hate people who legitimately expected rick Riordan to write the tsats book for mature audiences and whine when it obviously wasn't and scream "well he's aware that he has a lot of adult fans so he should accommodate us" LIKE?? NO??? THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS???

YES, Rick Riordan IS aware you exist but you are no longer his target audience. You can appreciate the book as an adult for being great literature but if you're looking for a mature book THEN GO READ A FUCKING BIG BOY BOOK??

There's plenty of great YA fantasy out there.

Rick isn't going to stop writing books for middle schoolers just because you feel entitled to it?? That's not how it fucking works???

#nico di angelo #pjo #percy jackson #pjo hoo toa #solangelo #the sun and the star #tsats #will solace #tsats rant #tsats is not bad #you're just old #its honestly so ridiculous how entitled some of yall are being about this?? #rick riordan #riordanverse #riordan books #books #im so normal about this book #booktok #books and reading #booklover #book recommendations #will solace x nico di angelo #spoiler free #its fine to grow out of things but that doesn't make those things bad #bianca di angelo #annabeth chase #mark oshiro #maria di angelo #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo

[leupagus]

On Voting in America

So one of the most profound comments on routine chores that I've ever encountered was, hilariously, the Pickle Rick episode of "Rick & Morty," where (after a lot of shenanigans have already ensued) this therapist absolutely lays Rick out:

"I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work and some people, well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose."

I think about this at least once a week — usually while I'm doing my laundry or sweeping or some other task that needs doing and won't get me anything more than clean clothing or a dog-hair-free floor. There's no Pulitzer for wiping down your microwave or scrubbing your toilet; no one's awarding you for getting all the dishes out of the sink. At best you have the satisfaction of crossing it off your list.

Voting is very much the same (and I'm talking about the US here, as an American). Sure, you sometimes get a sticker; but nobody's going to cheer for you. There's no adventure here, no potential for anything more than crossing something off of a list. It's a chore, something that needs doing in order to repair, maintain, and yes even clean. So I get why people don't like doing it.

And I've decided I don't give a shit.

Do it anyway. Your country takes astonishingly little from you — taxes, the once-in-a-blue-moon jury duty, and a theoretical draft that hasn't been used in over half a century and likely will never be again — but it asks you (asks! not requires! not demands!) to vote once a year. It's not always easy; especially in conservative states, the impediments to vote can be ridiculous. But it is once a year and unlike in our nation's all-too-recent past, you will not die if you do it.

In fact, the worst outcome from voting these days is that the person or issue that you vote for loses — but you won't know if they lose until after the election. Polls are less accurate now, for a whole host of reasons; you cannot know until after the election who or what will win. This makes your vote more valuable than possibly ever before.

Use that power. Not because it's exciting or even rewarding, but because your vote is what keeps our country's metaphorical teeth from falling out and our metaphorical ass from stinking.

Brush, wipe, vote.

#ok the metaphor may've gotten a little gross but rick & morty chose it not me #anyway if voting didn't matter then rich people wouldn't do it #and I can assure you: they do #also: please don't think of voting like a reward for the person you're voting for #or as a punishment for the person you're not voting for #my mom's advice was: #think about the most vulnerable people you care about and vote for the person or issue that will make their lives better #and you'll rarely go wrong #yes there are often two bad options but if you're old enough to vote you're old enough to understand the difference between bad and less ba #anyway that's all the political lecturing I'll do this year #except maybe to complain about the 18-hour day I'll be having on Tuesday #oh also SIGN UP TO WORK ELECTIONS WE NEED MORE HELP #thank you #politics!

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

#only rick grimes could have helmet hair that looks that immaculate #Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #towl spoilers #* #rg #rick flinching away from jadis lmao lmao lmao #that last gif is for me #that's my aesthetic #for some reason #stop stop do not #...drinking whiskey sitting in the chair with his legs further apart than me and morals #soft warm lighting #can i use you crm jacket as a cushion for my knees? they're boney #rogue neck fuzzies! #that tendon in his neck..... #excuse me but The Nose™ #my rick trash™ persona is very back i fear #i accidentally typed bad instead of back #still works #that hair tho #*patrick star voice* FIRMLY GRASP IT #he still be kickin thangs #the sling the sling stab me with whatever they called their walker pokey things

[kirvia]

yellow smellow

#art tag #end roll #minecraft story mode #the simpsons #hylics #tails the fox #smiling friends #rick and morty #finding nemo #spongebob squarepants #mother 3 #the bad guys #bojack horseman #jyushimatsu #ryuji sakamoto #mami tomoe

[batcavescolony]

just saw someone say Rick Riordan making a TV show is just as bad as anything JKR has done. BFFR you're comparing Rick Riordan trying to make his world more inclusive, changing some parts because of money/time constraints, or just making changes cus he thinks they're needed, to JKR being a terrible person!

#and not to say Ricks work is perfect. ill be the firat to tell you his mistakes. his aspec rep is shit. his minorities rep has problems #he has general time line problems. im not says hes perfect but he tried from a good place #jkr named a character ChoChang. her Scottish character blow stuff up and tried to make alcohol. named a black character Shackelbolt #like damn get over yourself. #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #percy series #pjo series #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv adaptation #if you wanna say shit about Rick ok. but be correct about it #how is he just as bad as jkr for not using the book he made in the early 2000s an exact script for the TV show being released in 2024? #and they yall had the audacity to be pissed when he didn't put a song about sex thats literally says `fuck her face° in the background of #LITERAL 12 YEAR OLDS in a place with memory altering properties..... thats whats you wanted. children getting high to a song about sex. #°oH bUt iN tHe mOvIe tHaT i WaTcHeD wHeN i waS tWeLvE' where the actors where like what 18? and weren't 12? that one? 🙄 #some of you are getting on my nerves. yes the show's pacing is eh really thats a reason to curisfy Rick Riordan? thats what you're deciding #this is the line? a tv show thats on its first season and is more accurate then the movies that came out? #good to know

[diorbby555]

"I'm not arguing with a dude that has big brown eyes, whatever you say gorgeous" vibes

#Pjo yaps pt. 5 #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #pjo luke #pjo tv show #pjo tv adaptation #pjo series #pjo spoilers #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson spoilers #rick riordan #riordanverse #rrverse #pjoverse #He's so babygirl I love him #He literally deserves so much better I feel bad for him #Because the gods are literally using him

[sinsandsweetness]

having extremely dirty thoughts about stepdad!Rick, so i thought i’d share…

GOOD MANNERS & DIRTY SECRETS

(stepdad!Rick x fem!reader)

warnings- 18+, use of “daddy”, overstim, vibrator, squirting… u know the drill <3

Imagine Rick snooping through your nightstand, thinking he’ll probably find something fun and naughty, but not realizing it would be a huge, pink, magic wand, tucked way in the back under a couple of vintage playboy magazines. His cock starts to stir in his jeans at the thought of you using it late at night when he’s asleep in the bedroom across the hall. Trying your best to keep quiet, biting your lip and gripping your strawberry patterned pillowcase. Of course, you immediately catch him being a fucking perv, scowling as you reach your bedroom door. About to chew him out for going through your stuff, but you stop yourself. Eyes going wide and swallowing hard when you see your dirty little secret, being turned over and inspected in his palm. Your heart and mind start to race when he looks up at you and raises his eyebrows. Worried that you’ll be in trouble. That he might be angry with you. Well, more so at the fact that you’d been keeping it from him. But he doesn’t say a word. Doesn’t even give you a second to react before the door is locked and your shorts are on the floor. Your legs pushed right to your chest as he holds you against the plush mattress. With the toy on the highest setting, he presses it right against your clit, over the fabric of your white cotton panties. And you cum so embarrassingly quick that you actually apologize. As if he would mind. As if you needed his permission. And at that thought, along with your pathetic, repetitive, whimpering, “m’ sorry-”, he has to squeeze the base of his cock. Belt already unbuckled and jeans pushed halfway down his ass. He keeps the vibrator on your sensitive bundle of nerves until you’re a squirming mess underneath him. With adorable, little tears, welling up in your innocent eyes. When he notices, he decides to tell you what he what he really thinks. “If you wanna own a fuckin’ toy like this, then you better be able to take it, sweetheart. So cut it out. Enough with the tears, yeah?” And to no one’s surprise, he doesn’t let up when you cum again. Not until you’re physically writhing against his hold, grabbing at his forearm and begging him to stop because you really can’t take it anymore. That’s when he gives you a break. Just long enough to pull your damp panties to the side. A groan slips from his lips at the sight of your picture perfect pussy, all slick and glistening. The wetness that he helped create, sickeningly sweet and starting to drip down your ass. As tempting as a forbidden fucking fruit, he can’t even resist what he does next. Lining his thick, swollen, cock up with your entrance, he pushes in and fucks you hard with the wand back against your clit. Wiping your wet cheeks with his thumb, as your eyes roll back. Your quads starting to shake and twitch at the overstimulation, but you can’t even make out any words to object. Hell, you can barely think, you’re so drunk off his cock. Blissed out from the wand and his attention and his filthy words of praise. Your sweet spot being rammed into with every thrust. “Takin’ it so well, baby. One more. Just one more, sweet girl. I promise.” And he’s trying his hardest not to cum, because lord knows he could have from the sight of you alone. But soon enough, you’re moaning like a damn pornstar, whimpering against his lips as you pull him in close, “Thank you, daddy. Thank you, thank you, thank you-” while you release all over him, soaking the sheets below. And the only thought going through Rick’s mind while he coats your tummy with his pearly, white ribbons, is how fucking precious you are, thanking him for making you squirt all over your stepdads cock.

(this started as a daydream, however I may have gone overboard…)

taglist - (crossed out means I couldn’t tag you) @rickswh0r3 @elnyrae @catt-leya @murder-jacket @miinbun @ankhmutes @eternalrose81 @cl0wnb0yyy

please feel free to comment/reblog if you enjoy my crazy, filthy thoughts <3

#can’t get over how bad I need this #couldn’t wait for aria to write more stepdad!rick #so here’s this #Rick grimes x reader #rick grimes smut #rick grimes fanfiction #rick grimes x y/n #twd fanfiction #smut #stepdad!rick #pervy!rick #Rick grimes #twd smut #rick grimes imagines