#bad twilight imagines

[ovenproofowl]

bad blood is one hell of an episode. it literally opens with mulder straight-up murdering a regular teenager via stake-through-the-heart and he and scully are like pretty sure the FBI is going to be sued and they're going to be doing some serious jail time. except both of them remember the story differently. scully's story is predictably logical and straight-forward. the killer was drugging his victims before bleeding them out, mimicking a vampire attack by wearing fake fangs (which are proven to be fake. this is crucial. this kid was wearing plastic fangs when mulder stabbed him. in the chest. with a wooden stake.) what is also crucial is that mulder was a victim of this murderer's attack and so he was tripping hard when scully intercepts the killer. mulder - whilst tripping balls - is convinced that the killer has glowing eyes and flew across the room before running out the door. and so - whilst tripping balls - he gives chase and ends up stabbing the kid through the heart with a wooden stake.

and of course this is the x files and so while scully and mulder are arguing over who gave who the hardest time in their percieved series of events, it turns out that mulder was right. the kid was a vampire and the stake didn't actually kill him. the fangs were fake because he was copying the sorts of vampires that you see in books and on tv. he was a real vampire.

and it's not just the kid. there are bunches of vampires, including the sheriff. the whole town are just. vampires. the lot of 'em. and the second they're found out, they just up and leave without a trace.

sometimes the extent to which mulder turns out to be right in this show is borderline ludicrous, it's amazing, I love it. but what was even better was that the biggest point of contention between scully and mulder's stories wasn't even the vampire thing, it was whether or not the sheriff was actually hot.

#the x files #fox mulder #dana scully #bad blood #this episode was a great exploration of how mulder and scully see each other and also demonstrates how perception can vary #if even the smallest detail is missed by one party #but also is just an INSANE episode because scully's story is the perspective that wasn't altered with psychotropic drugs #and yet she's Still Wrong #also vampires. #could you imagine if this episode came out post-twilight and the kid was running around with glitter on his face? #i'm loving this rewatch truly

[mysteryfeesh]

Merry yaoi to all who celebrate (I binged the first three twilight movies and I’m still mad that there wasn’t any body exploration between these two)

#twilight #carlisle cullen #charlie swan #twilight fanart #carlisle cullen x charlie swan #this is maybe the best and worst thing I’ve ever drawn #l am not a twilight girlie #I watched the movies for the first time yesterday #because my friend forced me to #and I hate them so bad #but these two! #amazing #phenomenal characters #let them fuck! #imagine twilight but it’s them instead of Edward and Bella #INSTANTLY better #merry yaoimas

[canisalbus]

IDK if I'm phrasing this correctly, but in my brain, Vasco is, like, the personification (caninification?) of an afternoon chilling on a back porch swing.

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#ah #that's adorable #I can totally imagine him doing that #answered #anonymous #Vasco #to me he usually conjures the feeling of being warmed by sunlight #winters in northern Finland where I'm from tend to be pretty rough at least for me they are #they last about six months or so #sun starts to set earlier and earlier until it gets dark before 2 pm #in december the sun barely rises at all it's like this brief moment of twilight at noon between two 22+ hour nights #it gets harder to wake up in the morning and your energy levels plummet you go into battery saving mode #polar night messes up your brain seasonal depression gets really bad #and the cold and dark goes on and on and you feel like you'll never feel warm or happy or properly awake again #but eventually it starts to veer towards spring and on one day you notice that the sun is shining??!?! #not like bleakly and weakly but proper sunlight with warm hue and capability to actually warm the things it touches #you've forgotten what it looks like when it's truly light outside #and it's the craziest feeling to see bright natural light it blinds you and pierces right through into your very core #being kissed by the sun for the first time in months feels unreal it feels SO GOOD #I don't know it's probably not that big of a deal for people around me #but I personally react to things like changes in temperature and the amount of daylight pretty massively #I like to think that Vasco is a first ray of sunlight hitting you after you've spent what feels like an eternity in someplace cold and dark

[personalheroin]

au where bella moved on in new moon w jake and she goes to college and grows out of the shyness and super awkward girly (but obvi she still is awkward and clumsy)

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight saga #bella swan #jacob black #twilight renaissance #team jacob #i will forever love jacob and bella #team jacob is for bad bitches #twilightedit #the twilight series #twilight meme #twilight fanfiction #twilight aesthetic #twilight new moon #twilight wolves #twilight imagine #twilight revival

[bbinkus11]

I had a thought.

I was replaying Botw the other day, and I was running around the map doing stuff. Especially regions like Lanayru, Eldin, Tabantha, and Gerudo. Anyways, I was reading all the signs and stuff. And I noticed they were all in different font, not even different font, but different languages! So this makes me think, can Wild speak and read multiple languages? Can multiple members of the Chain speak and read different languages? I’ve only played BotW, TotK, AoC, SkSw, and some of OoT, so I’m not entirely sure if there are different languages in the different regions there.

I’m aware Legend has been shoved into many headcannons about him knowing various languages, but can others? Would they be able to speak to each other in said languages? Are the languages different in each era? I dunno.

#holy shit this turned out long #oh my #I can imagine them screaming at each other in Gerudo. #umm #linked universe #linkeduniverse #legend of zelda #binkus with a bad case of the yaps #lu legend #lu wild #lu hyrule #lu sky #lu twilight #lu chain #lu time #lu wind #lu four #lu warriors

[smilesrobotlover]

This is the last of the Kori doodles for today I swear

#love at twilight #kori #legend of zelda au #Renado is like. the second person to know about Kori #cuz Rusl convinced Link that he needs a doctor in case Kori gets sick #and that’s when they discover Kori’s biting problem lol #gosh i had no idea that this cringey fanficky child would consume my thoughts but he is #Beth is a great babysitter :) #i really love her design #she’s just a bow person you know? #also I imagine Colin being tall and lanky #even taller than his dad #rip link he never had a chance at being tall #now his little brother his taller than him #but no worries Kori will also be taller than him #i wanna write this story so bad but it’s kinda messy #it always starts out simple and then spirals outta control 🙄 #also Renado my beloved

[algernoninwonderland]

#the twilight saga #twilight #twilight renaissance #edward cullen #mcr #gerard way #gerard sweetie i'm so sorry #i can't imagine what it must have felt like for her #i feel genuinely bad for her #i think edward wouldn't really like gerard's technique as a singer #and he wouldn't really get the lyrics either #i lean towards “no”

[kindheart525]

Silly fanfic premise: Twilight Sparkle has committed a crime that she feels guilty about, and Spike and Rarity—both of whom know something about illegal financial practices—help her cover it up and inadvertently continue committing crimes

They're especially trying to hide it from their other four friends and the princesses, particularly Applejack who would snitch without hesitation

#partly inspired by that one breaking bad crossover #where twilight was walter white and rarity was skyler #but imagine this as much more comedic #my little pony #mlp fim #mlp g4 #twilight sparkle #rarity #spike the dragon

[agentanya]

Everything will be OK. Either twilight or yor or ss will immediately respond to the hijacking situation and the kids will be fine. It'll be OK. It'll be OK . It'll be OK.

*Reads the latest chapter*

They did WHAT TO ANYA??!!

#i mean i know she is the main character so she'll live #but imagine the trauma she has to go through #those guys are going to get destroyed so bad #spy x family spoilers #spy x family manga #spy x family #sxf #anya forger #loid forger #twilight #yor forger

[transingthoseformers]

Your mltfp ideas has me like 😍😍😍. Perfection.

I could see Megatron also being a draft horse base, which brings me to the subject of flowy manes. The Unicronian corruption should make it purple, and because he was a draft horse, purple feathering. While still flowy. Dramatic AF.

Would kinda look like each step he took corrupts the ground beneath him.

... buff alicorn

Ohhhh that's so cool as hell, like. Yes. He deserves to lookm cool, and it does make sense.

Also on the buff alicorn thing that's secretly amazing because i don't think we ever see that, or any alicorns with a thicker build. Celestia looks like an elongated horse rather than a pony, I'm sorry but I'm right, and Cadence is like a mix between that and your typical pony build. It's been a while so I can't really describe her build well but it's like Celestia but shorter and almost rounder? Twilight basically stays the same until the finale where she's a lot like Celestia. Flurryheart is baby so we gotta exclude her. But we don't see any alicorns different than the princesses in the show (well we don't see any alicorns who aren't princesses in the show.) So it'd be a delightful idea to have an alicorn with a stronger build. Idk if describing ponysona megs here as a "part time alicorn" is correct here or not but it'd totally mean he's got a cool and undoubtedly unique design. so fucking cool. The feathering would be so cool as well, we only see that a few times in the show with the ponies: clydesdale addition and the hippogryphs (look it's spelled somehow in the show you get the vibe) who iicr one of these has more feathering than the other. Rightfully dramatic, perfect for a villain such as Megatron.

#transformers #maccadam #my little pony #tfp megatron #au #mltfp #this discussion is curing my depression /hj #no but really it's making a bad day turn into a better one #again: the designs would look so cool #... pre-corruption i like to imagine he had blue optics and red highlights. like megatronus in tfp. #now he's got purple eyes and purple highlights #(logically i like to say that once some of the corruption is removed he's got red eyes and some red highlights back in his mane and tail) #kinda like how twilight has dark purple hair with pink and... pink and... gimme a minute... i don't want to Google it... #i had to google it and apparently my memory is off because she has dark blue hair with purple and pink highlights #as I've said it's been a while since i watched the show #so i suggest during the redemption arc he's got two differently colored purple and red stripes going down his mane and tail #it's been so longgggggggg #alicorns

[drunkwalkhomecore]

If anya's secret of being a telepath gets out it would be literal chaos especially for loid and yor because she knows

#imagine #literal literal chaos #this could mean either good or bad chaos #spy × family #spyxfamily #loid forger #anya forger #yor briar #yor forger #twilight #sxf #i should stop thinking so much

[tomriddleshoe]

When someone jokes about jacob imprinting on rasputin so I go on a long rant about how it's not his fault and how it stems from racism that he's hated sm for it.

#jacob black #twilight #also how creepward is apparently a consent king when he violated her bodily anatomy more than once #unlike crustward jacob also acknowledged his mistake #renesmee cullen #i acc feel so bad for him #imagine being stuck with the cult family who ruined your life forever #also retractable was possessive of him too?? like talk about creepy #he's a walking racist stereotype SM really showed us again and again #he didn't want it‼️‼️ #if you're talking about grooming let's talk about how edward stalked a 17yo and blackmailed her into marrying him

[lyriumsings]

rewatching hancock bc i’m on a nostalgia kick and when i tell you at 9 years of age this movie completely rocked my fucking understanding of love and fate like bro charlize theron is so amazing in this completely able to portray thousands of years of love in like half an hour she carried this movie so hard. but also just the concept of godlike creatures gaining mortality when they find their soul mate ohhhh my gooodddd the two of them constantly leaving each other to keep each other safe im not ok

#hancock #she’s so amazing in this #a better love story than twilight #like god just everything about their romance #imagine knowing and loving someone for THOUSANDS of years you know you’re MEANT To be together #on a fundamental level of your very being #and one day while saving someone they get hurt and when you finally rush you their side #they don’t remember you #tHOUSANDS OF YEARS OF MEMORY GONE #i remember wanting a sequel or a prequel so bad as a kid #i was so invested in this romance that is somehow so well portrayed despite #only being talked about in the last 20 or so minutes #she acted her fucking ass off cuz i beLIEEEVED HERRRR and i STILL do #lyriumsings txt #don’t mind me i’m injecting nostalgia into my veins

[arielmagicesi]

lesbian and ace girl solidarity is definitely thinking that our friends were attracted to men as a long-running bit. finding out that the reason they ‘acted like boy crazy idiots’ was not, in fact, because they were trying to ‘conform to society’s standards’ but because that is how teenagers act when they are experiencing real live sexual attraction that they’re not repressing... like I am so sorry for how I made fun of you in my diary for liking Justin Bieber or whatever

#this is just my hooty hoo dumbass post i guess #but in response to me thinking about why i didn't like twilight #i mean. twilight objectively sucks. #but i probably would've been super into like. first kill. which is lesbian twilight. don't fucking @ me that's what it is #terrible terrible writing. problematic racial dynamics. glimpses of potentially interesting worldbuilding that we ignore in favor of #the boring-ass main couple looking into each other's eyes and saying melodramatic shit #but yeah if i'd seen THAT at age thirteen? i would've been all over it #i would've ignored the bad writing because ommmggg pretty girls kissing wooooow i am hypnotized... #and i have to imagine that's what my straight girl acquaintances were doing with robert pattinson #and sorry to my followers if you loved first kill. i watch riverdale i can't very well judge #but i just. long sigh. i did not enjoy it #and there's more serious criticisms i could make but i'm not gonna put a manifesto in the tags beyond what i already have #anyway #written by me

[ktempestbradford]

I have been on a Willy Wonkified journey today and I need y'all to come with me

It started so innocently. Scrolling Google News I come across this article on Ars Technica:

At first glance I thought what happened was parents saw AI-generated images of an event their kids were at and became concerned, then realized it was fake. The reality? Oh so much better.

On Saturday, event organizers shut down a Glasgow-based "Willy's Chocolate Experience" after customers complained that the unofficial Wonka-inspired event, which took place in a sparsely decorated venue, did not match the lush AI-generated images listed on its official website.... According to Sky News, police were called to the event, and "advice was given."

Thing is, the people who paid to go were obviously not expecting exactly this:

But I can see how they'd be a bit pissed upon arriving to this:

It gets worse.

"Tempest, how could it possibly--"

source of this video that also includes this charming description:

Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'

There is already a meme.

Oh yes, the Wish.com Oompa Loompa:

Who has already done an interview!

As bad (and hilarious) as this all is, I got curious about the company that put on this event. Did they somehow overreach? Did the actors they hired back out at the last minute? (Or after they saw the script...) Oddly enough, it doesn't seem so!

Given what I found when poking around I'm legit surprised there was an event at all. Cuz this outfit seems to be 100% a scam.

The website for this specific event is here and it has many AI generated images on it, as stated. I don't think anyone who bought tickets looked very closely at these images, otherwise they might have been concerned about how much Catgacating their children would be exposed to.

Yes, Catgacating. You know, CATgacating!

I personally don't think anyone should serve exarserdray flavored lollipops in public spaces given how many people are allergic to it. And the sweet teats might not have been age appropriate.

Though the Twilight Tunnel looks pretty cool:

I'm not sure that Dim Tight Twdrding is safe. I've also been warned that Vivue Sounds are in that weird frequency range that makes you poop your pants upon hearing them.

Yes, Virginia, these folks used an AI image generator for everything on the website and used Chat GPT for some of the text! From the FAQ:

Q: I cannot go on the available days. Will you have more dates in the future? A: Should there be capacity when you arrive, then you will be able to enter without any problems. In the event that this is not the case, we may ask you to wait a bit.

Fear not, for this question is asked again a few lines down and the answer makes more sense.

Curious about the events company behind this disaster, I took myself over to the homepage of House of Illuminati and I was not disappointed.

I would 100% trust these people to plan my wedding.

This abomination of a website is a badly edited WordPress blog filled with AI art and just enough blog posts to make the casual viewer think that it's a legit business for about 0.0004 seconds.

Their attention to detail is stunning, from how they left up the default first post every WP blog gets to how they didn't bother changing the name on several images, thus revealing where they came from. Like this one:

With the lovely and compact filename "DALL·E-2024-01-30-09.50.54-Imagine-a-scene-where-fantasy-and-reality-merge-seamlessly.-In-the-foreground-a-grand-interactive-gala-is-taking-place-filled-with-elegant-guests-i.png"

"Concept.png" came from the same AI generator that gets text almost, but not quiiiiiite right:

There are a suspicious number of .webp images in the uploads, which makes me think they either stole them from other sites where AI "art" was uploaded or they didn't want to pay for the hi-res versions of some and just grabbed the preview image.

The real fun came when I noticed this filename: Before-and-After-Eventologists-Transformation-Edgbaston-Cricket-Ground-1024x1024-1.jpg and decided to do a Google image search. Friends, you will be shocked to hear that the image in question, found on this post touting how they can transform a boring warehouse into a fun event space, was stolen from this actual event planner.

Even better, this weirdly grainy image?

From a post that claims to be about the preparations for a "Willy Wonka" experience (we'll get to this in a minute), is not only NOT an actual image of anyone preparing anything for Illuminati's event, it is stolen from a YouTube thumbnail that's been chopped to remove the name of the company that actually made this. Here's the video.

If you actually read the blog posts they're all copypasta or some AI generated crap. To the point where this seems like not a real business at all. There's very specific business information at the bottom, but nothing else seems real.

As I said, I'm kinda surprised they put on an event at all. This has, "And then they ran off with all our money!" written all over it. I'm perplexed.

And also wondering when the copyright lawyers are gonna start calling, because...

This post explicitly says they're putting together a "Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory Experience" complete with golden tickets.

Somewhere along the line someone must have wised up, because the actual event was called "Willys Chocolate Experience" (note the lack of apostrophe) and the script they handed to the actors about 10 minutes before they were supposed to "perform" was about a "Willy McDuff" and his chocolate factory.

As I was going through this madness with friends in a chat, one pointed out that it took very little prompting to get the free Chat GPT to spit out an event description and such very similar to all this while avoiding copyrighted phrases. But he couldn't figure out where the McDuff came from since it wasn't the type of thing GPT would usually spit out...

Until he altered the prompt to include it would be happening in Glasgow, Scotland.

You cannot make this stuff up.

But truly, honestly, I do not even understand why they didn't take the money and run. Clearly this was all set up to be a scam. A lazy, AI generated scam.

Everything from the website to the event images to the copy to the "script" to the names of things was either stolen or AI generated (aka stolen). Hell, I'd be looking for some poor Japanese visitor wandering the streets of Glasgow, confused, after being jacked for his mascot costume.

HE LIVES IN THE WALLS, Y'ALL.

#long post #Willy Wonka #Wonka #Willy Wonka Experience #Willy Wonka Experience disaster #Willy's Chocolate Experience #Willys Chocolate Experience #THE UNKNOWN #Wish.com Oompa Loompa #House of Illuminati #AI #ai generated

[undiscovered-horizon]

[Mihawk prefers to keep work and his private life separate. On one rare occasion when these two have to comingle, Mihawk is rather upset at the attention you attract.]

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When Mihawk said "It will be just a moment, my dear", you didn't think the issue would take more than half an hour. Yet here you are, two hours after he had left you in a fussy lounge in the back of Midnight Grove...

...and not a Dracule Mihawk in sight.

You let out an exasperated sigh and take another sip of your mai tai. The band is playing yet another song that sounds vaguely identical to the previous one. Similarly, the mob of other patrons seems to be merging into one, murky background of blurry figures in your eyes. Being used to the peaceful yet refined companionship of Mihawk, the aura of Midnight Grove is beyond unbearable.

Mindlessly playing with a coaster featuring a howling wolf, you don't notice a Marine cadet approaching you.

"I'm afraid I have to arrest you, my lady."

The unexpected and, frankly, unwelcome comment makes you look up from the devilishly fascinating coaster. Your eyes fall on a well-built man with long hair and a smug expression. The glint in his brown eyes makes you tense up in discomfort.

"Excuse me?" you ask him, not understanding the meaning behind his words.

The cadet gives you a bad parody of a flirtatious smile. "You look too beautiful," he purrs out.

You can't help but laugh. Somehow, you're undecided whether his pick-up disgusts or amuses you or maybe both. Perhaps his audacity forced a laugh out of you - the ring on your fourth finger is neither modest nor simple. Considering how the large gem in the golden band shone in the low light of the Midnight Grove, even a blind man could tell from a mile away that you are anything but single.

"Anyone waiting for you at home?" he continues his rather poor attempt at flirting.

With a casual flick of your wrist, you toss the coaster on the table. Feeling both curious and entertained, you decide to play along - for now, at least. "Why are you asking, sailor boy?" you question before taking another sip of your drink. The ice has melted and the diluted drink now tastes mostly of old freezer.

"He must be mighty jealous about you. And considering the gold you're wearing," he makes a point of staring at your cleavage, "a millionaire, too."

"Oh, this?" You look down at the necklace of jewels and pearls. A memory flashes before your eyes, suddenly remembering Mihawk's face, barely visible in candlelight as he clasps the jewellery around your neck, telling you sweet things only men in romance novels tend to say. "Yes, it's a gift from someone. I'm sure you know him," you tell the Marine cadet in a casual tone, already imagining how hilarious his face of terror will be when he realizes whose spouse he's been trying to woo. "Tall, yellow eyes, a rather large sword and...

"Awfully annoyed at your impertinence, boy."

The low, guttural voice laced with withheld anger makes both of you look away. There, standing right behind the cadet, is Mihawk himself. Part of his large physique blocks the scarce lighting, making him look significantly more insidious. In the twilight of the Midnight Grove, with fury burning in his eyes, Mihawk appears closer to a demon than a man.

Although the room is dark, you can clearly see the way the cadet's blood draws from his face and the way his eyes are suddenly bigger than an owl's. He scrambles to his feet, almost falling off his chair. Then, muttering apologies and promises of better behaviour, the young Marine runs off only to disappear in the crowd of Midnight Grove's patrons.

Mihawk's eyes follow the youngling for a moment.

"I should have him strung up and killed," he says more to himself than you.

"Or," you speak up, a playful smile curling your lips, "you could sit down, have a drink with your beautiful wife and gloat about the fact that you're the only man to undress her."

You might just be a witch because the change in his demeanour is instant. There is still something wild in his bright, yellow eyes but it's not bloodthirst or anger anymore. You notice how he glances at the ring and the necklace, admiring his own signs of "ownership". One would think they're big enough to send the message. Alas, some people just refuse to receive it.

"You have me convinced," Mihawk says as he sits down next to you.

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