#badbatmanjokes

[sheismental]

classic afternoon with batfam

Dick: Do you want to hear a joke?

Tim: I rather die.

Damian: We been knew.

Jason: I swear that if another sound comes from Dick's mouth, i will blow his brains out.

Dick: I swear it's funny.

*Everyone sighs in defeat, and a grin takes over Dick's face*

Dick: Why did Bruce's date go badly?

Tim: Because he didn't even show up.

Damian: Because his traumas didn't allow him to spend a proper night with a woman.

Jason: That's it, i'm blowing your brains out, Dick.

Dick: Because he has BAT breath!.

*The room keeps silent, until everyone stands up and leaves the room, Dick shrugs.*

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