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razerback · 2 years
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literally the problem with ninjago is that the ninja keep negotiating with terrorists :/
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soliusss · 2 years
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was gonna draw tonight but my severely raised anxiety levels from the past week have finally caught up with me and I have a MIGRAINE. DEATH for solius PAIN for solius MISERY for solius for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
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pastanest · 1 year
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if you’re wondering why I’m having to repost this, or why you were perhaps previously following me but no longer are, please refer to this post. I was able to retrieve this thanks to @rosieathena - thanks so much!! ♡
Spencer Reid x she/her!reader
warnings: gore n some sexy talk
A/N: LISTEN ok I KNOW Spencer just did the whole “good girls are my thing uwu” and maxcer is god tier endgame but also??? fUCK OFF HE CAN DROOL OVER A BADDIE CUZ I SAID SO
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Reid x Badass!Reader
- Spencer didnt understand why you’d been invited on the case at first
- all Hotch had told the team was that your expertise was ‘required’
- the entire team was confused, bombarding Hotch with questions until you showed up
- black trousers, a black shirt, a leather jacket and a motorbike helmet under your arm
- it made the team all the more curious, but it shut them up
- you introduce yourself to the team, and when Rossi finds the courage to ask what you do, you laugh and say “crowd control” while Hotch smiles at you
- needless to say, this level of secrecy was making it diffiuclt for Doctor Spencer Reid to focus
- on the jet, while the team went over the case file, you sat by yourself in seat further back from everyone else, with headphones on
- Derek frowned at Hotch “shouldnt she be listening to this?” and Hotch just laughed
“She doesnt need to.”
- the team pretty much gave up at that point, it was obvious that you were being kept a secret for a reason, and that reason would become obvious whenever necessary
- so they worked the case, it was a suspected gang of 7 unsubs kidnapping women and selling them on as sex slaves. any of the women that dont make it through the “initiation” torture, have their bodies dumped in the trash of various alleyways
- the team created profiles for the leader of the group, the three that were on kidnap duty, and the three in charge of torturing the women until they’re sold/murdered. with those profiles and the area radius narrowed down by the kidnap and dump locations, the team figured out the warehouse where the women were being held
- surveillance hooked up cameras as close as they could to the warehouse to monitor the hours when all of the gang members were inside
- and all this time, you just sort of mooched about, or disappeared altogether
- when a gang schedule was drafted, Hotch called you in, and you arrived in a long sleeved black shirt that had thumb holes in the sleeves, black trousers and black tennis shoes
- you walk up to Hotch like “what’s the sitch?” and he smiles slightly “I’ll explain on the way”
- so the team split up into two cars, with you, Hotch, Spencer and Derek in one car, and JJ, Emily and Rossi in another, all of you in communication with earpieces
- everyone is wearing bulletproof vests and is carrying a gun, apart from you
- “Gang, sex slave trade.” Hotch says simply
You nod. “How many?”
“Seven.” Hotch replies
You scoff. “How long have I got?”
“We’re dropping you there the minute they are all inside, from there you’ll have 3 minutes before the first one takes a cigarette break.”
- that’s when Derek’s eyes almost fall out of his skull
“Are we sending (Y/N) in, by herself, without any protective gear, and not even waiting for the HOURS on the schedule when they’re all together!?!”
You smile at him. “Trust me, it’ll be fine.”
Derek shakes his head. “No! This goes against every protocol we have!”
Hotch jumps to your defence. “We’re acting on orders from Strauss.”
- that shut Derek up, but poor Spencer was still very lost and confused
- you disappeared throughout this case in an area you’re unfamiliar with, to do what? or WERE YOU unfamiliar with the area? who are you? what exactly do you do? he’s too stressed to ask any questions
- the two team vehicles pull up down the street from the factory, everyone filing out of the cars.
“We’re going to surround the building while (Y/N) works inside. If anyone escapes-“ you interrupt Hotch with a small scoff. “-we know what to do.”
- despite the obvious confusion, the team agrees
- they take their places around the warehouse, and in you go
- you walk right up to the door while tying your hair in a ponytail, then smile and wave at the security camera, before kicking the metal door down and rolling in
- gunfire is heard from the moment you break down the door, within a few seconds the cries and screams of men silenced the guns
- Spencer counts, it takes exactly 47 seconds for all sounds to cease, and another 4 seconds for you to stroll out of the warehouse
“All done!”
- Hotch gives the signal and the team files in, still aiming their guns just in case, but they soon realise they really dont need to. all seven men are lying in a straight line, groaning and crying in pain with twisted limbs rendering them unable to get away or fight back, while three women huddle together in a corner, having been untied and moved for safety by you
- the entire team is stunned
“How did she-“ Emily starts, but she cant find the words.
“I have no idea.” Rossi finishes for her.
- and you arent even there to answer, you’ve already disappeared again
- the gang members are all arrested, the women returned to their families and brought into the station to give statements
- as the team return to the station, they bombard Hotch will a hundred and one questions about you
- he leads them all to Garcia’s makeshift office within the police station, where Penelope sits appearing to be in a state of a shock as she stares at her computer screen
“Babygirl? Everything alright?” Derek asks her as he takes ahold of her hand.
she doesnt look away from the computer. “I hate to say it but she is cooler than all of you combined. On the badassery scale, she’s a 15/10.”
- the team crowd around her seat, Spencer taking a spot right next to her with nobody in front of him to block his view
- Penelope rewinds the footage captured from the security cameras of the warehouse
- you finish tying your hair in a ponytail as you reach the door, waving and smiling at the camera before kicking the door down and rolling into the warehouse
- the next camera catches you sneaking over to the women tied to chairs and untying them, gesturing for them to hide in a specific corner
- once they’re out of the way, the footage shows you immediately leaping from the floor onto a man’s back, kicking the back of his knees as hard as you can, causing him to crumble on the floor. you jump up, slamming your legs back down on his ankles while throwing his gun at another guy, who you run at next
- you grab his arms before he hits the floor and use the leverage to twist them around, he screams. another guy grabs you, you use the guy whose arms you just broke as a wall to run up and somersault off of, flipping over the man’s head to land on the shoulders of the one who just grabbed you. you use bare fists to pummel into his head until he falls to his knees, at which point you jump off him and spin kick him in the head to knock him out
- two guys run at you then from opposite directions, you jump and kick both of your legs out as you spin, sending them both hurtling to the floor with a shoe shaped bruise on their faces
- you spot the next guy and start front flipping towards him. distracting him with that as well as his crippled friends writhing on the floor, he tries to run from you so you stop flipping and instead opt for running, while laughing. you catch him in half a second, grabbing the back of his collar and slamming him against the wall repeatedly so that he’s out cold, holding his hands behind his back and twisting his wrists until they snap
- the last guy comes up from behind and wraps a wire around your neck, you arch your back and lean forwards to flip him over you, the wire falling to the floor in the time it takes you to put the guy in a headlock and choke him into unconsciousness
- it’s then you spot the second guy, the one whose arms you broke, trying to shuffle to the exit
- you walk over to him and pull him up into a standing position, gripping his shoulders to stable yourself as you knee him in the nuts as hard as you can
“OH SHIT!” Derek shouts as he watches the footage
- the cameras then catch you dragging all the unconscious men into a line and saluting the women before leaving the warehouse
- the team sits in silence, until Emily speaks up.
“Fuck. Me.”
- everyone nods in agreement
- Spencer, though, is the only one who finds himself utterly flustered
- the others may not have noticed the details of your fighiting skill, or recognised the different martial art methods you use in a combination, but he does, and he is at a loss for words
- he makes an executive decision to go to the bathroom to regain control of himself
- Spencer stares at himself in the bathroom mirror, unable to stop replaying the ways you can move, or thinking about how fearless you are, how talented
- he splashes his face with cold water before leaving the bathroom, and is unexpectedly face to face with you
- you’ve got icepacks bound to your knuckles and your hair is wet, suggesting that you disappeared to shower and tend to your very few wounds
- you smile at Spencer, acknowledging his existence for what he assumes is the first time ever. “Hey there pretty boy!”
- he blinks rapidly, stuttering and frantically scrambling in his mind to find some kind of reply, but he cant
- you chuckle. “Im guessing you just saw the security footage?”
He nods and you nod back, before holding out one of your ice-bound hands. “Well, now that’s done, hi! Im (Y/N), the privately employed badass, it’s nice to meet you!”
- Spencer shakes your hand as gently as he can, unsure of how sore your hands are.
“It’s nice to meet you, too.” He says nervously, and you smirk as he lets go of your hand.
“I’ve seen you staring at me, y’know. And the way you’re looking at me now…you’re making a grown woman swoon, Doctor.”
- Spencer’s jaw visibly drops, he cant help himself
- you chuckle. “So, what was it that particularly impressed you?”
he clears his throat. “I-I liked the flips.”
you nod slowly. “Good to know. Do you wanna have sex later?”
- Spencer feels like every organ he has just fell out of his body, he’s experiencing what he can only describe as a temporary error in motor function
- you shrug at his lack of an answer. “Come and look for me if you’re interested, I wont be difficult to find.”
- and with that, you turn around and hold your hands above your head, doing a single front flip, running a hand through your wet hair and walking to the door with a swing in your hips that makes Spencer’s pants suddenly incredibly tight
- he just might have to take you up on that offer
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bayisdying · 1 year
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Dagger Squad Road Trip?
Yes please.
They rent a party bus, because they don't want to split themselves up.
Maverick is not allowed to drive. At all. He's very offended.
"What do you mean I can't drive?"
"Mav. You don't drive anything with more than two wheels well."
"Point taken."
Penny and Fanboy are in charge of drinks and snacks. Penny makes homemade treats and sandwiches. Fanboy is like a toddler when it comes to the snack aisle so you know he gets ALL the good stuff. They make sure the cooler is full of water, Gatorade, soda, etc.
"How much did you spend at the store Mickey?"
"You don't want to know man....."
Bob is charge of navigation (haha) he's got Google Maps up and he makes sure whoever is driving knows they have 118 miles until the next exit. No last second merging with Bobby on navigation duty.
"Hey Rooster?"
"Yeah Bob?"
"You are going to want to get in the right lane soon. We only have 88 miles left until the next exit."
"Bob..."
Rooster is charge of music. He gave himself this job, nobody else wanted him in charge of music. He has spent a week curating the best Playlist he can. The skip button is used quite a bit.
"Is this Great Balls of Fire for the sixth time in 2 hours?"
"It's a classic Jake, stop being uncultured."
*everyone groans*
Speaking of Jake, this man is a fucking menace. He wants to play every possible road trip game. Nobody wants to play, but this asshole forces them to. He is the feral goblin child on this road trip. He asks "are we there yet?" 5 minutes into a 16 hour drive.
"Jake it is 2am, go to sleep."
"Shut up Phoenix, I'm 2 states away from seeing all 50 state license plates."
Phoenix, Payback, and Coyote are just chilling in the back seat watching the chaos unfold like the baddies they are.
*group arrives at their destination*
"Hey wait. How did you three get out of driving?"
"You guys were too busy arguing to even notice we were there."
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crushedsweets · 7 months
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Speaking abt zalgo lore - maybe he could be making demons left n right tryna cause havoc and end the world or smn, but slender just isn't having it and keeps them all in the forest in timeout to zalgos disapproval 🤔 I lobe lore🤘
YESS i am thinking this too!!! i'm prob gonna make him a much weaker demon. like, slenderman has prob a few main threats (the operator, cops) and zalgo would be one of them, but he's not like the huge big baddie that most fics/comics make him as.
i already sort of imagined the forest to be like i said, a magnet for the paranormal, like the way gravity falls attracts all types of weird stuff
im thinking even stronger species like zalgo cant escape because cryptids, ghosts, demons, etc are ALL inherently attracted to eachother by some weird physiological demand they dont recognize. and if theres enough cryptids in an area, and if slenderman/the proxies have been acting like a border collie and herding all of the monsters like sheep for long enough, there's a range they can't get out of without explicit slenderman approval ...? slenderman and the operator would absolutely be MASSIVE fucking magnets because theyre absolutely fucking ancient and now super riled up due to being split up.
OR MAYBE it has something to do with the pages.. theres definintely much more than 8 pages, and i already said that slenderman's jaw can tear open and ooze and liquid. i meant it to be put in pill capsules and used as ink, SOOOOO maybe the pages are done with his ink, and put all around the forest... to keep them all in. and thats why they get beyond pissed when humans come in trying to take them ?
yes. ive decided both aspects are canon now. LOL
but yeah i just need an excuse for SO MANY monsters and killers being attracted to the same exact town..
if any of you like any creepypastas that i dont specify in my lore, theyre probably there somewhere tbh.... somewhere...
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nyaskitten · 4 months
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opinions on Kai Ninjago
Okay so basically an oni and a dragon fucked, had a kid, and he ran away like a pussy-ass cunt-ass motherfucker to create a new world, but then some oni came after him and one of them betrayed the other two to live in ninjago then an evil dude rose from the ground and ninjago was split in half by the fsm then he may or may not have either fucked or mitosis'd to have two sons and one got bitten by a snake who was evil and at one point this fucker went to 7 gods to get their powers to create 3 all-powerful energy cores to save the world then he fucking died and then his sons fought in a war and locked all the snakes away which was fucked up then one of his sons fucked a baddie (I wish she were real) and he had a son and then he got killed and sent to hell and his brother had to hide his dads 4 special weapons and recruit a bunch of teens and he then went on to do many silly old man things .
kai was there too at some point i think .
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championofravens · 1 month
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LAD: Infinite Wealth pros
•Gameplay is incredibly smooth, well polished, no bugginess, great upgrades from the first game
•Graphically beautiful with minimal load times between areas or fast travelling, model variety is incredible compared to other games, random weather was fun
•New mini games, bond and social systems are excellent and really fun, completely fleshed out and in depth
•English voice acting FANTASTIC for main roles and also the background chatter and npcs
•Overwhelmingly filled with love for fans of the franchise in Kiryu's route, lots of tender and charming touches, good quality nostalgia
•Seonhee not only bisexual in canon but her character in the party was fantastic and hilarious
•This game has THREE FULL MAPS including Kamurocho which has been fleshed out so well from LAD it's a marvel
•The post-credits finale is setting up *exactly* what I wanted for Kiryu in his final game
LAD: Infinite wealth cons
•Story pacing got very confused in the latter half, would have greatly preffered the game to do more of a 50/50 split between Ichiban and Kiryus chapters instead of alternating back and forth
•Horrible handling of Ichiban's romantic plotlines (major and minor), Saeko and Chitose were grossly mishandled, all romantic substories were b a a a a d
•The Palekana being used as a means of shock value for the game and little else, Bryce especially a let down, was so sad for our first American villain
•Ebina being Ichiban's half brother and calling himself his mirror image yet the two barely interact is HELL, I think they really fucked up not having Ichiban and Kiryu swap final bosses
•Both finale fights felt like exposition drops from the baddies we barely got to spend any quality time with
•They had NO idea what to do with Saeko and Zhao as characters beyond their primary story roles
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sparkbugs · 5 months
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Been thinking bout jrwi all day it’s finally time to watch ep 104. liveblog under the cut!!
So I actually watched the intro (well Bizly’s song of the intro) at 5 am and it’s been stuck in my head ever since! Good song, really wish it was on other platforms to listen to :(
(I can’t believe I’ve “caught up” so fast) ((I’ve been binge watching episodes instead of sleeping so oops!))
Ooo Grizz got white/silver hair :o it looks so nice!!
Haha! Corruption! That sounds so good haha!! Land is going to be worse I feel but ok guys
FUCK THE FUCKING COMPASS. Chip please get rid of it please mannnnn
CORRUPTION SCORE?!? Fuck. Haha that’s a great mechanic! Terrified to see how it works out. Haha how the fuck do you get rid of your corruption points. Grizzly what the fuck /pos this is terrifying and for good reason
(I love getting ads for one piece during this campaign (I haven’t watched one piece))
God they’re all gonna die man I’m so worried godddddd
Ayo Chip calm down man jeez- QUEEN LMAOOOOO
Jay don’t fucking DRINK THE BLACK SEA.
Broken heart island :o OOOO THE TREE :o save the treeeeeee. This is the tree May Ferin draws her power from no?? Save it guys you got this- Oh shit this island is HUGE huge. Ok then
Oh I feel like burning (the tree branches in the way) will go so poorly oh god oh no. Oh… never mind then??
Alphonse ship :) hope they make him a new body that’s not a ship so he can do the things he wants too-
Yeah I think it’s an illusion maybe?? Oh it’s. Not wtf is it the hell. “We should pull up?- we should pull up” yea gillion pull up
LMAO CONTESTED DEX ROLLS AND GILLION WON??? Rip chip
Aw village :( god it would suck if they go by Gryffon (Gryffin? Gryffen??)’s home town :(
“Chip! while the tree is distracted!!” Gillion never change <3
God damn it. “Our specialty: subtle” please. You’re not being subtle and you knew that but god y’all gonna die.
Fyck here they come- “hostile mobs inbound” they’re not gonna be friendly. There’s no way there’s anyone in sane mind around here man. LMAO THEY THREW A ROCK AT HIM AHDJDHSK
Minor illusion to make sounds behind them as they go by that would be kinda smart methinks maybe but! They’re also. Out of magic almost so maybe not hm-
Yeah it’s not safer on land at fucking all man Jesus- Gillion don’t fucking go on land alone I swear to god
They need to rest so fucking badly man shitttt this is so fuckeddddd this is not gonna go welllll aaaaaaaaaa
Nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare /ref
Man I wonder what this place looked like before the Black Sea :( it must’ve been so pretty
Ichor webs! Haha!! Not dangerous or foreboding at all
(In the tone of “the claw from Toy Story”) The Treeeee…
Aw Gryffon :( mannnn i love weeping willows I love pink cherry trees this is such a good tree I agree gillion go save it
The thumbnail is sick btw I don’t think I mentioned that, amazing colors.. I wanna eat the art /pos
God please do Not Split Up for the love of god… STOP FIGHTING YOURE GONNA ATTRACT THE BADDIES OH MH GODDD..:. Aaaaaaaaa DONT SPLIT UPPPP FUCKKK EVERYONE GO TOGETHERRRR the old men on the ship are gonna die :(
“Leave no tres” that’s amazinf holy shit “leave no cinco” is also good
“Do you guys think the tree has chicken??” ????? Chip??????
YEA JAYS THINKING ABOUT THE NOISE THING YEAAAAA the noise attracts them?? I hope. I fuckin hope. Zombie game in the pirate campaign
Hahaaa uh ohhhh… uhh ohhhhh (the uh ohs from tattletail when they get low battery) uhhh. Oooohhhhh…
CONSTRUCT??? A GOOD LIVING THING?? SOMETHING GOOD. OMG IRON GOLEM LIKE MINECRAF.
Just realizing this episode is filmed after Genloss cause of the painting in the back of Charlie’s room. Damn- IS THAG A PRETZEL PLUSHIE IN CONDIS ROOM??
MINECRAF GOLEM YEAAAA HEHEHE… oh chip wtf man :( he didn’t ask for his home to be corrupted :( thisbis a friend I’ve decided I want to keep him
Oh. A rose :D he’s such minecraf moment he’s asking to be friends- aw :( rose died. MARBLE!!! THATS A FRIEND I LOVE THEMMMM
I’ve decided I would die for Marble <3
Oh shit. The black rose!! AAAA GUYS STOP OVER THE FUCKIN TREE. Oh. Black rose pirates. Black Sea. Uhmmmm. Uhmmmmmmmmmmm there’s a connection here I’m missing besides the tragedy of The Hole in the Sea but. Somethings wrongggg mannnn
Mhm totally different gillion totally not the same.
Chip :( aw nooooo :( the memory aaggagshhaaaaa OHHHH HE WAS THERE AS A KID IM SO NORMALLL
Midroll baybeeeee honey time lesgo (Bizly stop ripping your pants)
ISNT IT THE SAME TREE? Was I wrong. WHAT. Ohh it’s in all port isn’t it . Shit
STOPPP RUNNING THROUGH THE PLACE PLEASE
marble :D
STOP RUNNINGGG… bean shape… creechur
KENKU SAVE THEMMMM OHHHG THATS A FRIEND. I too got the impression they were ignoring the party but if it does notice them. I’ll cry
Kenku friend :( save themmmm YEAAA SAVE BIRD
NOOOO WTF A TURTLE FRIEND NEEDS TO SAVE FHEM NOW TOO FUCKKK
Uh oh. Beetle guy uh oh. OH IT HAS A CUTE VOICE. Oh nos
“That’s mine.” “… Nuh uh-“ *gets flattened by hammer*
NOT A DEX SAVE FUCK- oh thank god good job gillion
Man them yawning makes me yawn wtf.
GILLIONNNNNN DONT SAY THATTTT SHHHH
Hollow knight boss lookin ass mf /pos
Kenku friend :D also grizz lookin majestic while beating the shit outta the team
Oh. My god. “You win! Im sorry” im. This is going bad
“Im on team you can just walk out, you can leave” I love jay so much
“Queen, play despacido” i hate it here- Bruno mars canon in mana??
Tortle friend and Kenku friend :D
… oh fuck. OH FUCK WHY DOES IT MOVE SO FAST
80 POINTS ?!?!!! Oh thank god. Fuck man that would’ve been insane
JAY NOO DONT CAGE THE BIRD >:( GET HER OUT THE NET
Jay is so me “I don’t wanna be dealing with this guy right now” yea me too man
Of course he gets two natural 1s in a row rip Charlie slimecicle
“EYE POWER ACTIVATE” CONDI LMAOOOOO AHSHDIDHS
THE FUCKING MIRROR HELPPPPPPPPPP HAHAHAAAA JAY NOOO
Put the big bug guy in the mirror :) catch like a Pokémon NOOOO JAYYYY . Well. Chip please get her she’s in the mirror helpp
Gillion is the Lorax moment.
GILLION NOOOOO FUCKK AWHWHDISBA FISH BOY. A FAIL ON A DEATBSAVE TOO FAURKSHAAHA this is so fine. This is soooo fine haha. This is so fineeee. Grizz realizing how bad this is,, is me right now it’s so fine thoughhhh
GILLON. Fuck that tree mannnn. CHIP GRAB THE FUCKING MIRROR. CHIP. YOU FUCKINGGNGGHDJDHSIHA HOWWWW THIS IS SO FUCKED UPOPP AAAAA IM SO SCAREDDD
GRYFFON GOOOOOOOOOO GET THEY ASS COME ONNNNNNNNN GET THEMM.
In. Frared? Infrawered?? GRIZZLY you good?
Gryffon beat they ass mannn aahdjdhdoaua
CHIP. Thank god. “YOU ALL SMELL LIKE GOOD VESSELS” ?!?!??!? HELLOOOOOO
Gillionnnnnaaaaa my boy :( my fish mannnn also GET JAY PLEASE? Didn’t chip grab the fucking mirror why hasn’t he freed her
…. Treeeeeeeeeeeeeee ….
CHIP YOURE FONNA LEAVE YOUR CREW??? . Gillion. God. Damn it gillion. Aw Kenku :( Kenku friend trying to help Gill :( that’s a friend
Gillion. Pleaseeeeeeeeee fucking hell man. He’s dead AGAINNNNNNN
AWWWW BIRD BIRD TRYINF TO PROTECT GILLION NOOOOOOO BIRD BIRD :( THATS A FRIENDDDD PROTECT HER
“Do we really wanna risk our lives over this random bird?!?” “YES!!!” YEA GILLIONNNNN GET HER >:( JAYGET HER OR ILL FUCKIFN YELL >:(
NIOOOOO BIRD BIRDDDFD LET HER GO YOU BASTARD
PLEASEEEEEEE BIRD BIRD :( I’m so sad
GILLIONNNN AAAGSJDHDSHDJSHS IM SO SCAREDDDD IM SO FUCKIFNHFDISHSKA
Let her out >:( Charlie is so distraught over bird bird me too mannnn
GILLION. Grow big and make bird bird big :D BREAK BIRD BIRD OUR THE CAGE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO that’s a friend :D
Uh. Ohhggg… uh ohhhhh (tattletail uh ohs again)
Uh oh he’s not sleepy anymore. Uh oh. Im so fucking scared
Bird bird better not fuckinf die I love her so much
Corruption. Point. Uh oh.
noc? Knock? Kenku friend :D
NOOOOOOOOOOO BIRD BIRD IM GONNA CRY LET HER BE OKAY
Size coin… come on it better go well. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
This is some power ranger like mecha battle shit power up thing idk how to explain it. (Gillion growing giant and fighting this bitch)
(It’s almost 1 am I’ve been awake too long but I need to finish this episode)
Murder bug guy :D riptide pirates the crew that gets into everyone else’s shit
Uh oh. Gillion goes down again I’m gonna. Lose my mind. Oh my god they’re gonna attract so much trouble with the noise when they fall fucking hell
I totally missed jay leaving the mirror btw she’s 60 ft away but like where??? How???
YEAAA JAY AND GRYFFON SHOOT TO KILL. MURDERRRRR
INFAWRARD LAZER BEAM CANON!!!!!!
You. Tortle. MURDERRR HDJXHSJS HAHAHA GOOD JOB CHIP. NOOOO I KNEW ITTTT THEY WERE ATTRACTING ATTENTION FUCK
“Im gonna start drinking” me fucking too gillion damn.
Good episode, fishman is still down im worried, he went down three times Jesus fuck, also! I knew they were gonna attract attention from zombie ichor guys… debating on watching ep 105 as well before sleeping but we’ll see :)
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comatosebunny09 · 2 years
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Rooftop Rendezvous [ Snippet ]
Genre: Romance, Humor, Modern AU
Warnings: Mentions of Alcohol, Mentions of Aphrodisiacs, Profanity, Female Reader
Inspired by Anigomi’s most recent Rengoku audio.
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Your mission was simple.
Saunter in. Bat your lashes. Purse your lips. Show a little tit. You were bait, as Tengen so eloquently put it.
You were to turn a few heads. Find the wealthiest-looking patron inside. Extract as much information as possible concerning the whereabouts of the kidnapped women. Free them. Face the baddy in charge and lop the demon’s head off. Detain all humans involved, but no killing. Emphasis on the ‘no killing’ bit. Your boss prohibited you from shedding human blood, no matter how despicable they were.
Other than breaking a nail and fucking up your wrist punching out a few henchmen, it was supposed to be cake.
And it was.
Until it wasn’t.
And it was all Tengen’s fault. Yet you were the jackass who downed a glass of Remy Martin knowing that it was laced with something. It was bubbly. Smelled off when you brought it to your lips. However, you needed to keep up the ruse. Needed to maintain an air of ignorance so things would progress smoothly. The mission still got a little out of hand when someone tried to grab your ass. Not to mention, your head was swirling by the time Kyojuro swept in with your blade.
You’d be damned if you didn’t blame Tengen for this, anyway. Maybe if you hadn’t split up, your urges wouldn’t have overrun you like that.
Somehow, you always wind up in a foot chase.
The glacial concrete bites into your bare feet—you’d long since discarded your heels. The red bottoms were a hindrance when it came time to fight.
Rain pelts down in gray torrents around. Your Versace dress clings to you like a second skin. The strap of your katana bites into your shoulder, the aforementioned sword slapping against your back. It’s a little hard to see, your fringe sticking to your forehead and falling into your eyes. But the shock of gold swimming in your vision keeps you moving.
“Hurry!” Kyojuro shouts over his shoulder, a good foot ahead. “The police are catching up!”
As if you weren’t already running for your fucking life.
You resist an impulse to punch him. Figure now isn’t the time for shenanigans, considering the cops and German Shepherds hot on your heels. How effortless it would be to warp out of sight. You’re both pillars, after all. Both possess superhuman abilities that make you quick as lightning. However, The Master prefers you keep a low profile. The organization is something of a myth, and Ubuyashiki wishes to maintain the mystery. It’s not easy to explain two idiots zipping across rooftops and whirring through sidewalks to the masses. Hard enough keeping the existence of demons under wraps.
“Come on,” Kyojuro cleaves through your ruminating, “we have to find a place to hide!”
No shit. Kyojuro abruptly veers to the left behind a towering brick wall. You comically stumble behind, muttering obscenities. You break into an even faster gait to keep pace with him. Wonder why it’s becoming increasingly difficult to breathe. Why your chest is suddenly so tight, and why heat seeps into you despite the arctic rain soiling your dress. There’s a fluttery feeling inhabiting your gut, much like how it feels when dropping down a steep hill. The faint trace of bile singes the back of your throat, nausea making itself known.
You’re never so easily winded. You do this for a living. Chase down things that go bump in the night, and tussle with creatures from nightmares. You train religiously. Kyo sees to that. So why the fuck are you struggling so mu—
Oh, right. Strange drink earlier, remember? Dumbass.
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sheviolentlyher · 2 months
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what if we are all lying to ourselves? what if I wake up every day a chance to be someone new but chose lies? What do lies look like? What does authenticity feel like. I think it feels very much like blushing. a burst of energy from dead center up into your face. i have felt authenticity.
but i think the posture of my mind has changed. It’s been stretching in ways never felt before. Incredible lasting doses of dopamine. Almost the same one that i long for in love and in sex, but not yet met.
the more i focus on me. the more i can teach him about me, authentically. i will feed on you though. And i will change colors that correspond to your liking but you have no idea what i am learning about me. It’s called experiencing another’s existence.
I haves learned a lot about myself, this is why i say everyone needs to learn how to be alone. They need to know how to engage the creative mind constructively. Getting rid of desires and focusing on present needs. But i think the best part is integrating conspiracies, fantasy, and reality.
i get my nipples priced in a week. my softness is not a weakness and i love that i am able to project that via my body modification. nothing can shock me, and i have boundaries, i don’t plan on splitting my tongue like the baddy bitches or anything. i am soft core yes, classical goth romance. i am so fucking close to changing my entire wardrobe black. yeah. super close. talk about getting rid of lower level decisions— when the only choice is black then it helps the brain. So, who knows, I’m reincarnating.
I’m for all the girls, I’m for all the women. Don’t be a hard rock when you really are a gem. 💎
i cleaned the house like a bad bitch today man. it was beautiful, the motivation. i think im going to try and save my fish tonight.
choose love.
-x
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creampuffqueen · 2 months
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Mal's Future Sukka Headcanon Timeline (Part 1)
hi guys, i'm currently in the middle of an atla rewatch so y'all know what that means: i'm being insane about sukka again. i've finally worked out my personal headcanon future for them after the events of atla and the comics, which i will be sharing here.
this post is basically just a bulleted list of events that happen. things they do, when they have their kids, more things that happen, all up until the events of tlok, which i tie in. (i currently have two different 'tie-ins', depending on how angsty i feel).
a few points before we start:
no, suki did not fucking die young
sokka is not suyin's father
i gave sokka and suki A Lot of kids. 12, to be exact. yes, you read that right. i will explain further in the post why they have so many and what allowed them to successfully raise such a large family
i've published a fic with sukka babies in it, however my timeline is now different from what i wrote then. that fic is of course still staying, because i love it, but it's no longer part of my 'personal canon', if you get what i mean
and finally, just remember this is my personal headcanon timeline for them. don't like it? go make your own headcanons. i'm sharing this because i love talking about sukka and their future together, i'm not trying to insist that This Is Definitely What Happened. it's all for fun!!
so, without further ado, let's into the timeline stuff <3
after the events of A:TLA, Sokka and Suki then spend the next few years helping out as Team Avatar. Suki splits her time between guarding Zuko in the FN and traveling with Aang, Katara, and Sokka
by the time they're 18, Sokka and Suki know that they've found 'the one'. they both know that they're endgame for each other. sure they're young, but why wait?
i like to imagine they elope on the battlefield. fighting some baddies or another, one of them is like 'hey, we should get married!' and the other is like 'i love that idea! aang, you're the avatar, you have the power to marry people, right?'
they get battlefield eloped, but end up having a 'proper' wedding with their friends and family when they're 19
they're ridiculously in love and very happy to be married
so, they weren't planning on having kids right away. they're very young, there's plenty of time for that in the future
however, life has some other plans for them
Suki gets pregnant very soon after the wedding. like, right after the wedding, honestly
at first she doesn't really want to believe it. but eventually she can no longer deny it, and it's time to face the music
i want to emphasize here how complex feelings can be about pregnancy. Suki wants kids, but she feels very thrown off by getting pregnant so quickly and so young
but she and Sokka make a wonderful team. although they're both worried about the future and what it will look like as a family of three, they begin to get excited about welcoming a baby
their first baby is a little girl they name Yuki, born on a warm spring night on Kyoshi island
and while in some ways their lives do change, it's much less than they expected
both Sokka and Suki take to parenting like fish in water
so now they're just continuing their regular jobs and adventures, but with a baby in tow
Sokka with a baby carrier lives rent free in my brain tbh
for a while things continue pretty normally. Suki is no longer in charge of guarding Zuko, as that's a bit more dangerous than she's comfortable with, she's still the leader of the Kyoshi warriors and all that entails
and then Suki finds herself pregnant again, when Yuki is about seven-eight months old
this sort of forces her and Sokka to reevaluate their plans
Yuki is a great baby. but soon enough she's going to be a toddler, and they'll have a second baby to take care of
when Suki is too pregnant to work anymore, they have to make some decisions
they love their kids. they love their family. they love their communities. they love their jobs
after some discussion with the rest of Team Avatar, Sokka and Suki elect to take a step back from all the Big World Peace missions
they want to raise their family
their next baby is born, another girl that they name Saya
everything starts to feel right
as much as they love helping out the entire world and bringing about world peace, they also love raising their little family together, being able to benefit from the peace they've helped create
nobody blames them for this, of course. they've done their part in saving the world. now they get to live their quiet life and raise their kids in a peaceful world
they still work, of course. Suki still leads the Kyoshi warriors, and Sokka is always in close contact with their friends, giving his advice wherever needed. he's just not traveling as much, staying home to look after his babies
now is a good time to point out that Sokka and Suki are amazing parents who take a very equal role in raising their kids
they also have a very close-knit community to help them out. Kyoshi island has such an emphasis on community. there's always someone to help out. their kids are taken care of in equal part by their parents and the larger island community
this strong community is a major reason why they end up with so many kids. they have the support system around them to do so
Suki gets pregnant again when the girls are 3 and 2, and has another little girl that they name Umari
time passes peacefully
Umari shows waterbending abilities right after her second birthday. a bit unexpected but not totally surprising
around this time Sokka and Suki decide to move to the southern water tribe for a time, to help Umari harness her waterbending
and at this point Suki decides it's time to hand over her mantel of leadership to another very capable warrior. she can't very well lead them if she's living in the south pole
it's a very bittersweet moment for her. she's adored leading the Kyoshi warriors. she'll always be a Kyoshi warrior, of course, just not the leader anymore. she's sad to leave them, but at the same time she's in a new phase of life at this point, and focused on being a mother
and before anyone says any kind of bullshit about Suki giving up her career for motherhood, i want to emphasize that that's not a bad thing, when it's the woman's choice. being a mother is important work. Suki was not forced to give up her career to be a mother; she was successful at being both for a while. but she chose to give up her position as leader for the benefit of her daughter learning waterbending in the SWT
and in the SWT she still works. there's always plenty to do
soon after their move she and Sokka welcome their fourth daughter, who is named Kyiasa
and then Hakoda decides he wants to retire as chief
Sokka, as his son, is technically next in line
and Sokka loves his tribe. he's happy to serve as their chief for a few years and help rebuild
so they stay in the SWT for a while
during this time they welcome two more babies, both girls. Akedi, born three years after Kyiasa, and Kanna, two years after Akedi
Gran-Gran Kanna passes away right before Kanna 2 is born, which is where she gets her name
Kanna also happens to be a waterbender as well! Oh yeah and Kyiasa is an earthbender, which absolutely nobody was expecting. Apparently Suki had some earthbending ancestry she never knew about
eventually though, Sokka decides to step down as chief as well. his family is still growing, and he wants to be present for their childhood
with the SWT more stable, the family decides to move back to Kyoshi
one of the first things they do when they get back? have another baby lol
they welcome their first son: baatar
at this point, with the kids getting older, it allows them to do more traveling
they spend time on Kyoshi, time in the SWT, time in the Fire Nation, time in Ba Sing Se, time in Republic City
the kiddos all love traveling
and of course, Sokka and Suki are still having more babies. they're wonderful parents, they love their kids, and Suki has a relatively easy time with pregnancy and childbirth. why not?
again, the emphasis on community. it's only through this supportive community they are able to have all these kids
they welcome more kids: Senna, Iknik, and Kio
at this point Sokka and Suki are in their late thirties. when Suki goes years without getting pregnant again, they assume they're done having kids, and get happily settled as a family of 12
life goes on
then, five years after Kio's birth, Suki finds herself unexpectedly pregnant again. wild
they happily prepare for their eleventh baby
but life has one last surprise for them
omfg i've run out of room. to be continued!!!!
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kaleschmidt · 1 year
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why you (viewer) should vote dave in @bpd-baddie-bracket
i went through my gameplays to grab these screenshots ok and this is also lowkey/highkey just a dave bpd analysis post of sorts, mostly using dsaf 3 proof.
There's a mix of image descriptions + alt text because some images were too small to put alt text in. the rest of the reasons are under cut because god this will be long
1.) his behavior towards jack the whole series. there was the one anon who talked about him splitting on Jack multiple times throughout the games too. It's unsorted, but there's a mix of Dave splitting on Jack + holding him up to large regard in here
dave's employee log (dsaf2)
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{ID: Dave says "It had to be you. You had came back, and called me to you!" as he mentions reading that a new Freddy Fazbender's had opened.}
dsaf 3, true end/rejecting dave at the pizzeria
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{ID: Dave says "Sportsy, honey... Do you really think I'm gonna give in?"}
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This is more of a side note but I guess you could... also kind of chalk obsession w/ Henry too?? Still holding him up to high regard and shit until DSAF 3's true end, despite all the shit Henry put Dave through
2.) man has abandonment issues. there's def more instances, but like none of them are coming to mind atm. Most of the screenshots from now on are from dsaf 3
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3.) identity issues. ok just hear me out ok. there's the whole dave stealing henry's son's name to be the person he wanted to be, but to me, there's ALSO instances where it seems he weighs his worth on how useful he is too and it makes me so fucking insane. ok.
Meeting Davetrap
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{ID: Dave says "See? I'm useful!" when he lists out how he can help Jack in his restaurant.}
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{ID: Dave talks about how he's being living a lie, and says, "Dave Miller is the man I wish I could be."}
4.) it'd be extremely fucking funny if he won against bakugo and mondo ok. i want that davesweep so fucking bad just for hilarity. his ass could get kicked in the next round and i'd be fine with it
This is all I have on the top of my head but yknow. go vote dave ok.
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wymthatsillegal · 2 years
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Hello! Can I request a Batman x vigilante!male reader fic? :0
I think it would be pretty cool if they’re like competitive at first, but then they become two gay idiots pining over one another :]
Anyways have a nice day!
New Gloves
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Battinson x Male Reader
Contains: foul language, fighting, rooftop chases
Content Warnings: fighting?
Summary: You're a vigilante in Gotham, using the cover of your sick-ass Wolf mask (thanks to @kaine1888 for the idea) to beat some baddies up. Well, one night in the middle of a brawl you run into the one, the only, Batman.
No usage of Y / N
Word count: 1264
Author's Response: whats up tit sniper, awesome request!! i had tons of fun writing this, everything just fell together really easy so that was awesome. i tried to keep the reader's vigilante persona ambiguous still so it wasn't like an OC yfeel me, so i hope you like it!! enjoy!
asks are open >:)
Your fists bled underneath your thin gloves, you could feel the split skin over your knuckles beginning to stick to the fabric in your body's attempt to patch itself back together. "Fuck." You muttered under your breath, seeing another dark figure down the alleyway. "Considering how bad I fucked up your friends, I can only assume you like pain with the way you're approaching me." You called out into the alley, the figure freezing. You turned towards them, wiping blood from the snout of your wolf mask. "I don't know whether to thank you or not." Came the gruff voice, bass projecting off the brick walls. You dropped your fists, eyebrows furrowing before realizing you were standing before the Batman in the flesh.
"Ah, no worries, Mr. Vengeance. You don't gotta thank me for anything, I take it upon myself to do this stuff.  Caught these scum trying to rob this woman." You punctuated your words with a swift kick to the nearest guy, just for good measure. Batman had continued walking towards you, his ridiculously heavy boots crunching against the gravel. You studied the bat through the eye holes of your mask, eyeing his square close-shaven jaw and vivid red lips. He parted them to say something before setting his jaw and the sounds of shouting coming from behind you two. "Hey, look what they did to our boys!"
You gave them a wolfish grin, more like a baring of teeth really, your voice echoing down the small alleyway. "Hey, hey! I suggest you all just walk away, keep your heads down like you didn't see anything, no one has to get hurt!" You spread your arms, gesturing widely to the group of bodies groaning in pain on the damp concrete. (It was always fucking raining in Gotham) The Bat quietly eyed you and your tactics, taking note of your incredibly built figure that would be to any other person very intimidating. He thought your wolf mask was fitting to your physique, both giving the energy of a protective and strong character.
Sliding his gaze to the group of people approaching, he realized they wouldn't think the same of your stature and just charge. As if on cue, someone in the back yelled "Get them!", sending a group of about seven armed men your way. Bruce felt a chill go down his spine at the low laugh that ripped from your throat, him looking over at you again to see you stretching your arms and bouncing on the balls of your feet. "No killing." It came out a bit more breathy than The Bat had intended, eyes meeting yours as you turned to face him. "Oh don't worry, pretty boy, I don't kill. Just give them a little... oh what's the word-" Your hand shot out and smashed into the face of the nearest guy, his attempt to grab your shirt gone violently wrong. "Tough love." He scoffed at you, watching you stomp on the guy's head. "Tough alright..." He surged forward, obviously tired of the small talk.
Crunching a guy's head into the nearby wall, Batman took a hit to the cap before uppercutting the poor sucker, laying a few more blows on him when he hit the ground. Taking advantage of his crouched position, you hopped over him leap-frog style and threw your weight onto a guy about to put a bullet in your new friend, grabbing him by the collar and pulling his head into the weight of your knuckles. He cried out in pain when you dropped him, his head hitting the gravel. One guy remained, obviously the youngest one there with shaking limbs and the thinnest frame. "Get out of here." Came that husky voice from behind you again, taking you a little by surprise.
Batman didn't have to tell that kid twice with how quick he booked it out of there, almost tripping on the momentum of his running as he turned the corner. The second you two were alone you hissed, shaking your fists, the blood seeping through the fabric now. "You should get better gloves." You scoffed at him, "Tellin' me, Vengeance. And for the record, even in these shitty things I still kicked way more ass than you." At that he darkened (if that was further possible), a sigh coming out of his nose under the cowl. "Don't let me catch you out here again," He took your hand with surprising gentleness, long eyelashes fluttering as he looked over your knuckles. "It's obvious this is hurting you." You clicked your tongue at him, "If I knew any better, I'd say you're getting a little soft on me." He dropped your hand but still held it, staying close to you he almost inaudibly whispered "Do you?"
It had been a couple of weeks since your run-in with the famous Batman of Gotham City, who continued kicking ass in the night and then poof during the day. You had (obviously) not heeded his "warning" and were continuing your vigilante work, taking special care to look out for the infamous black cape before making a move.
Tonight though?
You made eye contact with him from across rooftops, blowing him a dramatic kiss before tossing your weight down a fire escape. He had begun to chase you, the sound of his grappling hook tearing through the air letting you know you were about to have company. Laughing into the night, you pushed your body forward, leaping off the rusting metal and onto the next building just as you felt the frame dip under his weight. You rolled and hit the rooftop of the building at a wonky angle, your ankle stinging a little as you continue your chase. It spoke for the other man's strength that he was able to relatively keep up with you even under all of his armor and equipment. You starting to try and fathom the idea of being weighed down by all that, but quickly realized you should've kept your head clear when you felt a hand grip yours, pulling you backward.
You used his created momentum to wrap your body around him, sliding behind him and wrapping your arm around his throat, not intending to cut off his air, just intimidate. He figured you would do this and pushed you into the wall behind you, knocking the wind out of your chest and shocking your muscles to give out. Using this opening he brought his hand to your throat, fingers not applying any pressure. You yelped out, breathing heavily and leaving your hands limp on either side of you. Smiling, you huffed out, "Long time, no see, Vengeance." He scowled at you, "It was supposed to stay like that. Why didn't you listen to me?" You snorted at him, "'Cmon, Bats. Do I look like the kind of guy to listen to a stranger in an alleyway?"
He paused for a moment, caught off guard. You used this opportunity to push against his hand, he let you get closer, both of you holding your breath. "I think you don't actually want me gone... no, I think you care about me." He exhaled shakily, "I-" You slid a strong hand gently over his eyes, taking your mask off to free your lips enough to kiss him. He made a surprised noise, instinctively shrinking away before warming into the contact. You broke away, smiling. Slipping the mask back over your features you gave him another one of those big smiles, taking your hand away.
"I'll be seeing you, Vengeance." And with a wink, you disappeared into the dark.
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sanstropfremir · 1 year
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ok it's a bit overdue but are you ready? it's...
best stylings of 2022, part two!
once again, this covers comebacks that came out from july 1st to dec 31st, if you want to read the part that covers the first half of the year, it's here! there i explain the criteria that i use as well.
best overall
guerrilla - ateez
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oh you think i'm over this? no i refuse. in fact i am STILL losing it over the fact that hanya and i managed to call a metropolis reference a YEAR in advance. i have a contentious relationship with the ateez stylists bc they have produced some very......questionable work (ketchup packet seonghwa), but then sometimes their affinity for ugly hits just the right spot like it did with guerrilla. not only is the styling an excellent blend of the best of ugly skater punk and revolutionary counter culture, but the mv is full of art references that perfectly balance the idea of starting a revolution in a dystopia where art and emotions have been made illegal.
stages: mcountdown 220804, music core 220806, music bank 220729, inkigayo 220731, inkigayo 220807, show champion 220803, music core 220813
bsides: sector 1 - mcountdown 220804, the show 220802, music bank 220729
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2 baddies - nct 127
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wrote an extensive post about how much is happening in the 2 baddies mv, it's already appeared on my fave choreos list, i am going to be a 2 baddies apologist until the day i die and there's nothing you can do about it. clown me all you want but this is one of the best designed nct mvs since probably wayv's regular.
stages: inkigayo 221002 (includes faster), music core 221001, k-909, music bank 220923
bsides: faster - k-909, music core 220924
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gasoline - key
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i have some...complicated feelings about gasoline that i'll get into in an extended post eventually, but i went back and watched the mv again for the first time in a few months and despite my complicated feelings, kibum gets it. the visual cohesion of this album is so interesting and unusual and there's so many ideas that i do love that it would be a betrayal to not have it in my top three. from the album design to costuming to all the promo material that comes out, kibum has such a strong eye and excellent ability to work with his team and i respect it so much.
stages: mcountdown 220908, mcountdown 220901, music core 220903, music bank 220902
bsides: bound mcountdown 220901, villain inkigayo 220904
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panorama - lee chanhyuk
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one half of akmu, chanhyuk had his solo debut and he went whole hog on doing something very holistically conceptual, down to the types of performances that he did. the album tells the story of a coma patient, and i highly recommend it as a listening experience, but the performances of panorama are exactly what i mean when i want idols to be fucking around with form. there are not that many so i'm actually going to give a brief description of each of them, because if there are any links you click on from this post, it should be these ones:
mcountdown 221020: he does the entire performance standing still with his back to the camera, including the ending fairy
music core 221022: does the entire performance with his back to the audience, staring into a mirror that is being held up by his manager
k-909 - eyewitness account: this is of one of the bsides, does the entire performance holding a glass of wine that he then dumps down his front halfway through the song
k-909 - panorama: honestly the most 'normal' of the bunch, but you can see the consistency in how he's performing and what type of aesthetic markers are acting as a throughline
inkigayo 221023: has a barber shave his whole head on stage in one take while he's singing
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girls - aespa
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i love aespa's techno nonsense. girls has all the flavour of a pre split tvxq mv but in a higher resolution. girls is purple line's daughter in a different colour scheme. i am not taking any criticism i'm right and you know it. the only thing it's missing is cunty yunho and honestly you could put him in there as he currently is and i wouldn't even bat an eye.
stages: music core 220716, mcountdown 220714, inkigayo 220724, studio choom be original
bsides: illusion - mcountdown 220714, music core 220716
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nerdy - purple kiss
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yea yea obligatory purple kiss entry, i love them and while memem wasn't a hit for me nerdy MORE than made up for it. once again they had almost a month long promo period and they managed to hit a variety of different looks from reimagined alt school uniforms to overly large sweaters. nerdy is probably tied for zombie from last year for me for best styling they've ever had. also rbw stylists are the only valid stylists for knowing how to dress someone who isn't a size zero.
stages: inkigayo 220814, music core 220806, inkigayo 220807, music bank 220729, show champion 220803, mcountdown 220811, music core 220820
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sparkling - chungha
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i love the idea of combining bird imagery and ocean imagery. it makes zero sense logistically if you give it an ounce of thought BUT the combination of feathers and sparkles and iridescent sheen with coral and lots of bright colours are such a lush visual experience that who even cares that birds don't swim. or fish don't fly. whatever look at the sparkles.
stages: music bank 220715, inkigayo 220717, the show 220719, mcountdown 220714, music core 220723
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doom du doom - p1harmony
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honestly i had a bit of struggle deciding on if i wanted to include this song or back down, because they both have really fun and creative mvs, but doom du doom won out in the end because i liked the stage styling more. the mv and its broke grimy street urchin olympic theme is so weird and charming and i love that they just have a guy hanging out in the background of all the shots just to be the guitar player. the choreo's fun af and actually uses their members' skills (see my choreo post), and it's a great touch that they had a couple of different flags made and they rotate them occasionally.
stages: music core 220723, music bank 220805, the show 220802, show champion 220803, inkigayo 220731
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hair cut - xdinary heroes
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like with the p1harmony entry, i had to decide which one of their two cbs from this half of the year i wanted to include, and it was TOUGH. i loved the styling for test me and admittedly it scratches my personal itch for punky shit, i like the ideas happening in hair cut more. plus the promo material from hair cut is just chefs kiss. so many jype groups went for an alice in wonderland theme in their cbs this year and personally i preferred xh's version because at least they threw in a lot of other references that offset it from being a direct one to one concept. the edward scissorhands themed concept photos were probably some of my favourite concept photos of all time. and they also produced a very cool and fun medley film for their album highlights that really loops all their thematic references together and has some great outfits.
stages: inkigayo 221120, music core 221112, music core 221119, show champion 221123
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smartphone - yena
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alright girlies pack it up, we got the definitive quirky girl fusion y2k cb, i don't wanna see anymore! i'm not a super avid follower of yena, but i really liked smiley and i like that she's got a consistent visual flavour. smartphone is a really fun blend of 00s references and retro gaming that gives it a different flavour then a lot of the y2k revival stylings that we've been seeing over the last year. although i'm not gonna lie, this cb makes me feel extra haggy, especially when she takes 'selfies' with the flip phones (for the young'uns, they did not have front cameras), but it's still very cute and fun.
stages: inkigayo 220814, the show 220809, inkigayo 220807, music core 220806, music bank 220805, mcountdown 220804, music bank 220812,
bsides: withorwithout music core 220806
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runners' up
ok to start off: i have to make a category within a category, and that category is 'boy groups that vomited colours and fabrics all over the stage for three minutes', because no joke there where THREE separate cbs that had nearly identical stylings (there where actually more. i almost included bae173 here) and i honestly could not pick between any of them which i liked more. so here's the shortlist:
can't stop shining - tempest // the ogs, it was bad news that started this trend in the first place. i actually think the css styling is better than bad news, but i gotta acknowledge her trendsetting nature and also the competition was TOUGH in the back half of the year. highlights: the mv, mcountdown 220908, inkigayo 220904, show champion 220907
party rock - cravity // i was ready to be disproving bc nothing will ever be party rock anthem but the kids won me over. every single stage is just. what is happening. 10/10. highlights: music bank 221028, inkigayo 221009, inkigayo 221002, music bank 221007
drummin' - to1 // while i don't love that they booted two members (only for them to appear on boys planet), the rebrand for to1 has been really successful for me. drummin' is a fun dorky retro concept with some great choreography. they had the most themed styling of the three, which occasionally had some fun marching band inspired outfits. highlights: the show 220802, music bank 220805, mcountdown 220728
ok now that's out of the way, here's the rest of the runners' up:
play - lucy
i did actually talk about this mv briefly already, it's one of my all time favourite mvs from this year and maybe even one of my faves from the last several years. it's so stunning and heartfelt and deserves like 50 million more views.
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halazia - ateez
honestly it was a toss up if i wanted to include halazia here or save it for the 2023 list because i wasn't sure what the stages were gonna look like, but now that i've seen a couple of them i'm confident this is the category i'd put it in for 2023 if i waited. i don't love the stage stylings but oh my fucking GOD the mv itself is a fucking masterpiece. the hala scarecrows...............
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birthday - ten
screaming crying throwing up etc etc we all know, it's only in this category bc he didn't get to promote it other than on k-909.
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forgive me - boa
screaming crying throwing up etc etc part two. the dinner table, the hats. the bloody stage. she's the queen for a reason. also only here because she didn't promote.
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door - ftisland
i am not going to let any of you forget that this is a hag appreciation zone!!! also this is a great mv; it's fun, it's got great outfits, the production design is pointedly minimal. only in this category bc it's a jpn release.
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hit the bass - blitzers
they went abroad and filmed in literally some of the MOST gorgeous locations i've ever fucking seen, which is what you should be doing @ kpop companies!! i'm tired of seeing stuff shot in la!!!! go to pakistan you cowards!!! they didn't make my choreo list this year but you should watch their studio choom to watch sya EAT the intro. ok here's a few stages with good styling too i guess: inkigayo 220724, the show 220726, the show 220802, mcountdown 220728
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eyes on you - kangta
yea i know i'm the only kangta fan left on this webbed site and i don't care!!! this is a great mv with lot of great lighting effects and also a fantastic choice for the backup dancers costuming to include reflective taping. costume design that interplays with lighting is one of my specialties and i gotta shout it out the rare times it happens. also i'm pimp the og 90s it boy stage again, because i can and also it's a galaxy brained styling choice for him. and it has gorgeous set design.
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pose - kino
gorgeous pink velvet suit, gorgeous mv that utilizes one of the most diffifult but most beautiful times to film: golden hour. he did do a stage in the pink velvet suit, but the mv is soooooooo pretty that it had to be on here.
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458 - cix
for being produced with like $100 and however much it cost to rent that hawk, 458 is a fantastic bottle mv and definitely takes one of my top spots for having the most interesting combinations of imagery this year. there's a very obtuse connection to be made with the travels of dante through the circles of hell and motorsports and i wish they had played more into the idea of having driver/guide bc that could have been fun. also they should have called hajime kinoko and got hyunsuk strung up properly. it wouldn't have been that hard, he does commissions. just saying.
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nabillera - hyuna
not my favourite of hyuna's showings, but she's still insane enough to make the list. love that she always greases up either herself or her dancers, or in this case, both. i'm gonna include some stages here bc the outfits are good, even though she didn't do that many: mcountdown 220721, inkigayo 220724.
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birthday - red velvet
didn't love all the stylings, but the mv is a blast and the graphic design and all the concept and promo materials are soooooo good. my fave outfits are the 'candy' encrusted ones from music bank 221202.
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standout element
mood trailer: awakening - trendz // this imagery literally never appeared anywhere else but this mood trailer is extremely cool.
28 reasons album trailer - seulgi // i wasn't expecting the mv to follow up on how good this trailer was, especially since it was for the album and not the mv, but damn it's good. it's so good. much better than the more half baked fairytale ideas that ended up in the mv proper.
i scanning film - nine.i // do i know what the hell is going on here? absolutely not. but the vfx are fucking CRAZY and i love how it's the intro song for the album.
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you might have noticed that the standout element sections have been on the slim side this year, and that's because i'm actually gonna do a bonus post this year! since i got extremely hamstrung by the tumblr post limit, i wasn't able to showcase some of the music show stages that stuck out to me for whatever reason, so i'm going to make a post that's just dedicated to them. it won't necessarily be just stylings i thought were good, it will include good performances or nice set design or anything else that i didn't cover somewhere else. i know a lot of people don't watch music shows for whatever reason and therefore i think they miss out on a lot, so this is gonna be a fun post to highlight some of the stuff that i think is worth watching.
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teach me about the hyrule warriors lore in the worst and most confusing way possible please
Hoo boy, let’s give this a go
So there’s this seer who gets to watch all of the time lines, and whilst watching those time lines she’s like “H u h. That Link guy is pretty cute. And I would like for him to love me. But it won’t happen because I’m a seer and we’ll never interact and even if we did Zelda exists, etc.
But Ganon's spirit presense thing is there and it's like "okay but what if you just got with him anyways" and it split said seer in half (now we have Lana, aka good Seer, and Cia, aka evil Seer)
And so the whole universe kind of breaks and merges several parts of other Zelda timelines together! Fun!! Anyways Cia is on a mission to go free Ganon's soul bits that are separated in different time lines so she can marry Link, but she decides that, if she's going to break into a bunch of highly guarded places to release Satan, she needs an army.
So she finds the worst fucking guy (Wizzro) (affectionate) and Volga (A dragon/human who has no desire whatsoever to help her) and forces them to team up with her. Also she kills like. So. So many gorons in the process.
They run over to Hyrule Castle to fuck shit up and kill Zelda cause they're evil and they gotta, and shenagins ensue. Everything is bad, Zelda and Impa are doing their best to fight, at some point Link comes out to help and that's how they figure out he's the fabled hero of legend or whatever, and they use a giant magic fairy who giggles in what I'm going to say is an uncomfy way and said fairy explodes half of the bad guys with a magic bomb. At some point Zelda disappears and everyone assumes she got kidnapped. I don't actually remember what happened.
ANYWAYS so Impa is like "Hey cool you're the hero, the princess got kidnapped and we need to go get her, come on" so they start following Cia's army and find Shiek, who is just Zelda, and who also does not tell anyone that they are Zelda.
Anyways I don't remember how most of this goes, but there's lots and lots of in fighting on Cia's side, it's delightful, no one is loyal and they're all selfish and or angry.
At some point Lana pops up to help team good guys, she helps collect other good guys, like Mida, Darauna, Ruto, Agitha, etc. At some point Midna punches Cia and knocks her mask off (Cia has a mask) and Midna is like "WOW HEY YOU HAVE THE SAME FACE AS LANA" and Lana is just like "hmmmmmmmmm yeah, I'm ashamed of it, but we're the same person" and then we move on
Meanwhile Cia is building her army, getting fun baddies like Ghirahim and Zant to side with her. It's great. Anytime Ghirahim and Zant are on screen is a good time.
Eventually Link gets the master sword and beats Cia with it, but it also turns out that was the last soul seal thing for Ganon. So he's alive again. So naturally, he takes over as the main baddie and discards Cia (so now there are three teams! Team goodies, team baddies, and team dysfunctional idiots)
Ghirahim and Zant are on Ganon's side now, Volga wants to 1v1 Ganon cause "ooooo strong guy", Wizzro wants to defect to Ganon's side (pretty sure Ganon told him no) everything is on fire, and Cia is dying because Ganon's soul was the only thing keeping her alive. So now she also wants him dead.
Lots of stuff happens, fun villain shenagins, Ganon dies, Ghirahim and Zant are pissed off and I thiiiiiink they just run away?? Don't remember. There's a delightful scene when the heroes are celebrating and Link and Zelda give eachother the look tm and Lana looks SO SAD about it. Like trying to smile but if you even tried to look at her she'd start sobbing.
Anyways Lana sends everyone back to their timelines but UHOH Toon. Ghost... Ganon?? Wants to fight so that's an issue, and Cia is fighting him too for reasons I do not recall. I'm pretty sure it's so she can live or something. Oh also she's a good guy now, everyone just had to sit down and talk it out. She's still dying btw.
Heroes kill Ghost Guy Ganon and I'm 99% sure that Cia and Lana merge back into one person again after sending everyone (again) to their respective time lines and then Seer goes back to magic seer land. I guess. That's Hyrule Warriorsssss!
At least as I remember it, it's been a long while since I've played it
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fouralignments · 1 year
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No. 22, 35, 53, & 55
Sorry if that's too many at a time. I just love seeing what direction people’s minds go when they write and how often they step out of their comfort zone.
Are there certain types of writing you won’t do? (style, pov, genre, tropes, etc)
I will never ever EVER write in second person aka self-insert, character x reader. For me it breaks my immersion in a text. Its a pov that really hard to get right. First person also very hard to get right, I only read first person when its a professional author like The Great Gatsby; The Handmaid’s Tale, The Kite Runner or Dumplin by' Julie Murphy.
Magical healing Cock: as an asexual practically offensive and dangerous; its a step along the path and "justification" for corrective rape against the community. Its very preastive in the public consincsuness. I know it may seem that I did this trope in Morning Light, Charles did a lot of things to help heal both Erik and Pietro; Yes Charles is sexual with Erik, but its not the only thing and isn't a cure all.
Zombies: I do not like the sub-genre, I cannot understand FUCKING WHY The Walking Dead of all things become such a cultural phenomenon; just speaking about The Walking Dead plus Game of Thrones shifted the TV landscape into a darker almost grimdark direction. Personally I don't like grimdark, hopeless shows. I don't mind darkness, not every fucking show needs to be.
What is one essential thing to remember when writing a villain? 
There are many acceptations to the rules and depending on what type of villain ranging anywhere from your Disney villains, evil empires, magnificent bastards, and rivals. But anyway, I keep in mind what the villain's motives and worldviews are. I'm not saying you have to agree with the baddie, but don't strawman.
This is something that I learned from Trek, particularly bad Trek message episodes *COUGH* TNG's The Neutral Zone *COUGH* ST: Insurrection. Sorry...must have got a frog in my throat.
The motives and worldview shapes their actions/goals and the audience should understand Why they are doing something and should be able to follow their train of thought when they decide to something different.
How do you spend your time when it comes to fanfiction? Are you primarily a fic reader, writer, or a perfect 50/50 split of both?
My creativity comes and goes and spikes; its effected by mood and weather; so it make my writing uneven. Like I actually have to feel up to writing. Sometimes I have long dry spells.
But would say I'm more like 70/30; I read a shit ton and write every so often. It doesn't mean I'm not thinking about writing, but sometimes I have to go like this:
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Of the characters you write for, which is your favorite? Has that choice been swayed at all by your followers/readers’ reactions to certain ones?
I really enjoy writing for young adult! Erik and kid! Pietro, they have such a lovely dynamic. I do have to admit that I'm still not used to writing teenage/young adult Peter, I don't feel like I capture enough of the pop culture and Pink Floyd references; I do feel like I write him out of character sometimes.
However, with my novel writing of My Son Comes Back To Me, I was genuinely shocked of how Sabah Nur was received as a villain, some of my readers don't consider to be a villain. I do enjoy writing his character as I have ton of freedom with it and its very interesting writing an immortal character; his cultural references are different; how he views the world; an older sense of honor; I took refence from B5's Lorien; Leto from Dune. He's a very different character to write to convey just how old he is like I actively look and search archaic words that have fallen out of the lexicon, even try to find older writing because their sentence structure and the cadence Sabah Nur speaks with. Sorry if I can't stop talking about him.
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