#badjokes

[pianotrees]

Christ without HRT is just cis.

Trans Jesus confirmed

#jesus christ #jesus #cisgender #hrt #transgender #transmasc #trans jesus #trans #ftm #trans ftm #trans guy #confirmed #puns #jokes #badjokes

[pandathemonium]

if you’re bi and have a preference for a gender, are you bi-ased?

and further,

If you’re biromantic asexual and you have a preference for a gender, are you bi-aced?

(many thanks to my friend for the additional bit)

#puns #pun #jokes #joke #bad jokes #badjokes #badjoke #dadjoke #bi #bisexuality #gender #sexuality #queer #biromantic #acespec #asexual #bisexual #lgbtq #lgbtqia #queer jokes

[violetfugazzi]

It's National Vinegar Day! What's your favorite use of vinegar? I looove a balsalmic glaze!

#girlnextdoor #dadjokes #bad jokes #cute #cute girl #dad jokes #fyp #badjokes #jokes #glasses

[sarcasticdayz]

@sarcasticdays follow for more, tag your mates and turn on the notifications.... ...#Memes #bestmeme #funnymemes #sarcasticquotes #darkhumor #offensivememes #growingupwithsiblings #relatablepost #riddlemethis #blackhumor #tweetlikethe2000s #growingupwithstrictparents #funnytexts #goodmemes #funny #showerthoughts #spicymemes #badjokes #darkjokes #dankmemescanmeltstealbeams #instagram #sarcasticdays

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[fateof-theforge]

Me and my dads conversation today

Me: A friend just explained to me how electricity is Measured, and I was like, "Watt?"

Dad: Were you shocked to learn that?

Me: It's a joke...

Dad: Like, "Ohm my god?"

Me: Yes, wait no, I think...

Dad: Resistance is futile.

Me: Really? I just got it.

Dad: You have the capacitance for more.

#badjokes #jokesaboutelectricity

[bsnotoneaskedfor]

Jokes No One Likes Pt 2

Me: I love Mom. She's really amazing and really supports me.

Dad: I'm glad that we could finally find her. She's good for us.

Me : I guess they were right about "Third Time's The Charm"

Dad:

#deadpool #divorced parents #dark humor #badjokes #why am i like this #my poor dad

[pettybourgeoiz]

#from me #music #music artists #music discovery #new music #edm #spotify #spotify link #badjokes #ghost time #songs

[scrumptiousfriesheaven]

The Wright Brothers have just invented the airplane.

Person 1 : It's so cool that they invented all that.

Person 2 : I know Wright Bro

Person 1 : yeah

Person 2 : Like I know them personally

Person 1 : WHAT

#pun #jokes #badjokes #wright #i know wright #funny #bad puns #haha

[dawnofcomics]

Why can’t I stop laughing at these terrible jokes!!!!! #dadjokes #badjokes #puns #punhub #jokes https://www.instagram.com/p/CfFJBDHsfNO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#dadjokes #badjokes #puns #punhub #jokes

[revenantfx]

🧟‍♂️⚠️Watch Your Grass Out There This Summer! The Lawn Can Be A Dangerous Place!😜🧟‍♂️ . . . #RevenantFX #Zombies #Gnomes #Zombiegnome #Zombiegnomes #Handmade #Handpainted #Horror #Art #Lol #Horrorcomedy #Badjokes #Sculpture #Gardengnomes #Gardenart #Gnomelife #Gnomelove #GnomGnomGnom 🧟‍♂️😋🧟‍♂️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce9HGbQl1Tf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#revenantfx #zombies #gnomes #zombiegnome #zombiegnomes #handmade #handpainted #horror #art #lol #horrorcomedy #badjokes #sculpture #gardengnomes #gardenart #gnomelife #gnomelove #gnomgnomgnom

[remusicals]

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Probably in mirrors, unless I’m a vampire by then. 🧛 #badjokes #selfreflection #devilishlyhandsomesparklyvampire #randomencounters https://www.instagram.com/p/CecCFiiv1Bj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#badjokes #selfreflection #devilishlyhandsomesparklyvampire #randomencounters

[pianotrees]

if someone asks you why the chicken crossed the road and you DON'T immediately start singing I Want It That Way you are no longer my friend.

#backstreetboys #badjokes #iwantitthatway #unfriended

[pandathemonium]

soup is soup-er good

#puns #pun #jokes #joke #bad jokes #badjokes #badjoke #dadjoke #soup #vegetable soup #chicken soup #noodle soup #tomato soup #butternut soup

[violetfugazzi]

it's National Pumpkin Day! what's your favorite fall treat?

#glasses #badjokes #dadjokes #girlnextdoor #fyp #bad jokes #dad jokes #cute #cute girl #jokes

[sarcasticdayz]

@sarcasticdays follow for more, tag your mates and turn on the notifications.... ...#Memes #bestmeme #funnymemes #sarcasticquotes #darkhumor #offensivememes #growingupwithsiblings #relatablepost #riddlemethis #blackhumor #tweetlikethe2000s #growingupwithstrictparents #funnytexts #goodmemes #funny #showerthoughts #spicymemes #badjokes #darkjokes #dankmemescanmeltstealbeams #instagram #sarcasticdays #quarantine

#Memes #bestmeme #funnymemes #sarcasticquotes #darkhumor #offensivememes #growingupwithsiblings #relatablepost #riddlemethis #blackhumor #tweetlikethe2000s #growingupwithstrictparents #funnytexts #goodmemes #funny #showerthoughts #spicymemes #badjokes #darkjokes #dankmemescanmeltstealbeams #instagram #sarcasticdays #quarantine

[maxdrawer]

"How do you call a man without body and nose?"

Here's a fast-drawing of it:

#art #undertale #drawing #sans #sansfanart #undertalefanart #puns #badpuns #sanspuns #jokes #badjokes #sansjokes #baddrawing #idkwgatimdoinglol