#bafam

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Tim is on his tippy-toes

#dc #batman #SoA AU #tim drake #bafam #bruce wayne #my art #I'll do a part 2 of this later

[p3nnyworth]

Omg I can post my itty bitty alfred doodles for my soul here. Anyway littol kiss from pop pop

#what if he gave him granson a kiss on his lil baby cheek. what then #you know what ooc stands for? owsome oand cool #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #batman #bafam #batfamily

[thedelusionreaderbitch]

Coming out to the batfam as asexual

A/n: So asexuals are all different, even then I tried to make it as universal as possible but if you're sex favorable (I'm not so that's probably partially why I wrote it like that) this one (unfortunately) might not be for you!

Warnings: Being scared to come out, mentions of aphobia and killing people, I think that's it? You have been warned!

The reader is gender neutral!

Requested by: @bandshirts-andbooks

Ironically for being the world's best detectives no one really caught on

I think the only person who might of is Cass, but it's nothing for sure, she just saw your body language would change slightly when people talked about sex

The first person you tell is Alfred

You were probably having a bad day, maybe seeing some straight people talk about ace people in a really negative way, and perhaps some queer people online who told you, that ace people didn't belong in the community

And people just being shitheads in general towards the queer community and just all these laws being made against trans people everywhere can really wear someone down, right?

So it's the middle of the night and you're in the kitchen crying because it's just been a bad day

And Alfred comes in, "Mx. L/n are you alright?"

After you were adopted you never got Bruce's last name

"Ah, yes! Don't worry it's nothing!"

🥹

All it takes is one raised eyebrow from him and you're quickly defeated, and he pulls out a chair and sits next to you

"Don't let things fester for too long Mx. L/n, you know what happens to your brothers when they do."

Sighing you wring your hands through your hair (something you picked up from your father) "I just-"

"Alfred I think I'm asexual."

"There's a silence and half your brain is thinking maybe Alfred doesn't know what it is and the other half think he hates you now

"Mx. L/n you do not "think so" I'm pretty sure you know."

And that in itself is confirmation that he supports you, the way he's smiling makes you wonder how you could think anything else

Okay next you come out to Cass

Because Alfred slyly told you she might already know

She's supportive and tells you in her own way that she would hurt anyone who isn't

I also think she understands you the most because I headcanon (is it canon???) that Cass is asexual

So she's who you go for to vent, and eventually she'll come out to you as ace too!

Then there's Stephanie and Barbra

Steph squeals; "Another member of the alphabet mafia!" And Barbra recomends a bunch of asexual groups online where they share their personal experiences

While all this fluffiness is happening the batboys tm are trying to get back at you for winning the prank war last week

Naturally they go into your dating history, because why not?

Murder might be committed by Cass after this

There aren't very many people but there's ONE person from your high school days

And thanks to Tim's savvy tech skills they somehow find out you're a virgin

(don't ask)

At this point Damian didn't really know the plan, but he's mostly the distraction anyways!

In the past you had told them you weren't one

High school was not good for your baby ace ass alright?

Meaning they thought it was fair game because they were getting back at you for lying and winning the prank war

Imagine your surprise when at a rare dinner Jason, Tim, and Dick are glancing at each other mischievously

Bruce looks like he has no idea what's going on and Damian (for once) looks oddly innocent

"You know how we use to say Jason gets no bitches" Dick starts up

"Hey!"

"Well little Timmy here." Dick continues ignoring an angry Jay. "Found out you're worse than Jaybird and are a Virgin."

You just stare dumbfounded at their giggling faces

"I didn't know that this was part of the plan." Damian mutters

At this point you were much more confident in yourself and had momentairly forgetten that Bruce was still in the room

Just imagine seeing those faces

when you finally tell them

"I'm asexual fuckwads."

Their faces go BEAT RED

"Oh, um..."

"Also Tim, idk how you found out I was still a virgin, but if you do anything like that again..."

The look on Tim's face - it was very clear that your threat got through to him

Then you remembered Bruce was still in the room

Slowly you turned your head to face him

Instead of saying anything he just gave you a smile

That's how you came out to the Batfam, from being scared, to be a confident badass

-thedelusionreaderbitch

dc taglist: no one yet!

#asexual #bafam #batfam x reader #ace reader #ace #delusion writes #request #dc #alfred #alfred x reader #ALL PLATONIC #bruce wayne x reader #dick grayson x reader #cassandra cane x reader #jason todd x reader #damian wayne x reader #stephanie brown x reader #barbra x reader #batfam x gn! reader #batfam x asexual reader #batfam headcanons

[incorrectbatfamandpals]

Jason: This castle has an orchestra loft.

Roy: An orchestra loft? What the fuck is an orchestra loft? Is that where you lock up the orchestra when they're not playing?

Jason:

Roy:

Jason:

Roy: I don't know why I said that.

Jason: Yes, Roy, I'm sure that's exactly what that is.

#bafam #batman #jason todd #roy harper #red hood #robin #speedy #arsena #red arrow #red hood and arsenal #red hood and the outlaws #jayroy #royjay

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

Ok I'm going to smash 2 fandoms together bc yes

Ok so Jason Todd from DC comics (Batfamily specifically)

Jedediah from Night at the museam

Jason is totally Jeds type

Like not only does he have dark hair and a built body and thick ass thighs like Octavious does

But he tries to uphold the persona of a tough and serious guy when really he's just a nerdy goof and Jedediah is INTO that

AND THEN IMAGINE A JEALOUS OCT

like jealous Jed is cute and all but JEALOUS OCT

Jedediah: If I stop gettin' jealous whenever you and Lancelot flirt does that mean I can flirt with Big Jay over there?

Octavious: *pinches him*

Jedediah: OW! WHAT!?!

#and then jasons like: #what has my life come to? #i die and come back to life only for a tiny gay cowboy to be simping for me? #natm #night at the museum #jedtavius #natm jedediah #jedediah smith #natm jedtavius #natm octavius #jedediah and octavius #natm fandom #octavious #jason todd #red hood #robin #batman #bafam #batfamily #dc #dc comics #jed: hes dreamy #oct: he just killed a man #jed: but hes so cute~

[incorrigiblebatfam]

bruce: richard, don't make vigilante crime-fighting your career. there are plenty of jobs where they don’t shoot at you

dick: we live in gotham, bruce, name one!

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #batman #bafam #batkids #incorrect quotes #source: once upon a time

[mrbroodymcshooty]

i need more batfam/dc blogs to follow

most of the blogs i followed are inactive or changed focus so if you have any blogs please send me an ask or message me :)

#bafam #dc #dc comics #jason todd

[ragingbookdragon]

Well Queen Thorne, I present you with the word 'Flare' for the game 💖

She's always had the flare for life that few people could claim to have, the type of fire that burned so bright even in the darkest and coldest of nights, she was, in essence, the flame of the Batfamily; but Bruce, oh, he knew that his wife, his children's mother, was so much more than a mere flame, she was their heart.

#Violet <3 My Beloved #bruce wayne #batman #bafam #batfamily #batmom #dc #dc comics

[comics-centalx]

That's right, you tell em Alfred.

#gansta alfred #alfred pennyworth #alfred is the best bafam member #robin #dc comics #dc universe #batfamily #batfam #amazing artwork

[yourmomxx]

Jason Todd: The risk I took was calculated.

Tim Drake: Buildings blew up!

Jason Todd: I never said I was good at math.

#jason todd #tim drake #red hood #red robin #batboys #incorrect quotes #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect bafam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily imagine #batfam imagine #batboys imagine

[rubydubydoo122]

Based off of the first chapter of “in Every Universe; Still I Rise” by Rubydubydooooo122

#jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batman #red hood #nightwing #dc comics #batfam #jason i came back to life and was a big deal todd #the batfamily #Bafam fic rec

[dyslexicandakeyboard]

Dyslexic Batfam be like

Stephanie: Is used spelt "U E S D" or "E U S B"?

Cass *Deep in thought*: The first one, looks right.

Stephanie*Typing up her case report*: True true

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Damian: Joker's goon has the nail-gun. I mean the frail-gun. The-The-The gun of what the train rides on-Rails! The rail-gun.

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Alfred *Looks over Jason's shoulder and eyes the book he's reading*: Ohh, I did not know you're interested in Greek mythology, young Master.

Jason: It's so cool! Zeus is kinds a douchebag, Posidiiiion a deadbag father, Hepititous is super ugly, and Aphroditiiota is a literal beauty queen.

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Tim *Looking at his map*: We need to go left at the next junction.

Tim *Stops walking and looks at the two paths*: Uhhhh

Dick *Makes L shapes with he's hands*: I forgot how L looks

Bruce *Mentally uses his dominant hand, overcorrects and points right*: Left is that way.

#batfam headcanons #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #reverse batfam #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #alfred pennyworth #based off my real events #i meant bafam shenanigans #but it's a headcanon too

[bones-aa2]

oh,, uh,, if that's the case, then HCs for a reader who's socially anxious/awkward? like doesnt like talking to/meeting new people, only likes to go out if its to have fun w people they know w the Batfam?

anon from last time

Yan!batfam with socially anxious/awkward reader

(So, me basically LMAO)

Warnings: none, fluff :)

OK first off, they are over the MOON, their darling only wants to spend time with them?? and doesn't like talking to others??? it is PERFECT for them and they love that about you so much

it means they don't have to worry about you talking to others and trying to leave them obviously

Bruce is relieved that he won't be having to worry about you escaping or anything because he already has dealt with the few friends that you have- or had. They won't be coming over to try and help you anytime soon, oh! are you sad? don't worry, your siblings are here to cheer you up!

You love them, I mean they can be a little overbearing at times with their questions and their affection but you know they mean well. At this point you would've been stuck with them for a few months now, Stockholm syndrome has settled in and you're living a... pleasant life with them.

Whatever that means anymore.

You have Jason to be that annoying older brother to annoy you, damian your younger (kinda- no VERY intimidating) brother that is somehow always holding your hand, very tightly as well. I mean it took a long time for you to warm up to Damian but you eventually got used to his stone cold personality and enjoyed being around him.

You enjoyed their company and they definitely enjoyed yours.

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Hahaaaaa i'm not dead !! no promises of dishing out new things, my motivation lasts for like a few seconds

#.bones txt #platonic yandere #yandere platonic dc #yandere platonic bafam #platonic yandere batfam

[waywardnajsepticeye]

Everytime Jason makes a “I wish I was dead” joke, Bruce starts crying.

So you can imagine how confused criminals would be after hearing Batman sniffle when Red Hood jokingly wishes to be dead again.

#jason todd #jason todd dc #dc jason todd #jason todd wayne #red hood #dc red hood #red hood dc #red hood headcanon #dc headcanons #dc headcanon #batfam #bat family #bat family headcanons #bafam headcanons #dc

[burritowitch]

for the wip ask thingy, how bout 7 bestoe

WIP #7 is a batfam cryptid au where Bruce died with his parents but Gotham resurrected him (The city is sentient here btw) and then he becomes a bat cryptid when in the dark and most of the other batfam members have the same thing happen to them. In order, selina is shot when trying to rob someone, dick falls with his parents, kate is killed in the military, babs is shot by joker, jason is blown up, tim falls off a building while chasing the bats, cass is killed while trying to escape her dad, steph is killed by black mask, damian is killed in the league, and carrie is killed trying to vigilante shit alone. they all get resurrected by gotham and run around doing vigilante shit/crime

#bruce wayne #batfam #cryptid bafam #Tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #dick grayson #jason todd #kate kane #barbara gordon #carrie kelley #damian wayne #selina kyle #ask games #wips #fanfiction

[sadiewayne]

i only just remembered that side blogs exist so now i will no longer spam danny phantom posts everywhere

#i don't apologise #it's sadiefenton if you're interested #interested in being spammed with danny phantom stuff #as if i haven't been using a side blog for hermitcraft stuff for ages #you shouldn't be #there's like nothing on there #and i made it out of spite for this one post where someone was complaining about dpxdc #ok cool you don't like it but don't talk like it's the worst thing to ever happen to the bafam fandon #like stfu and just block the tags #sadie rambles