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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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° ♡ Masterlist ♡ °

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All 141 Sweetheart content is in the hashtag.:

#141 sweetheart

A detailed fem!black!reader insert in call of duty modern warfare 2. Basically, all the men are in love with her and I write scenarios about her and answer asks!

Moodboards of Sweetheart ♡ ☆

Fanarts of 141Sweetheart.:

Made by @moth-in-a-mason-jar

Made by @gamersansblog

Boyfriend!au Fic.: (coming soon!)

Where Sweetheart meets and gets a boyfriend.

°.Simon "Ghost" Riley.°

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• Ghost Drabble // smut 18+

Ghost has a wet dream about you. // Gn!reader

°.Johnny "Soap" Mactavish.°

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• Capitan and Sergeant // smut 18+

Sergeant Soap and Capitan Mactavish have a go at you. // ??reader

(Coming Soon!)

°.Kyle "Gaz" Garrick.°

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°.Capitan John Price.°

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°.König.°

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• König drabble // smut 18+

You're cockwarming König while doing your makeup. // Gn!reader

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°.Gary "Roach" Sanderson.°

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☆.｡.:*　Task Force 141　.｡.:*☆

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• Aggressive Lovin' // fluff

You show how much you miss your boyfriend. Task Force 141 + König // Gn!reader

• BloodWood.° // reverse harem, action 18+

A new member is added to the Task Force 141 without Price's permission. Weird and mysterious, Callsign "Cedar", the tall mercenary helps the team take down an uprising terrorist group and it's leader, unraveling her past and stealing some hearts along the way. (Coming Soon!)

Tags will be mentioned in each chapter!

Chapters.: Prologue. One. Two. Three.

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• Schrei nach mir, meine kleine Göttin // smut 18+

Krueger finally gets a taste of Sweetheart. Black!fem!reader

Coming soon!

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°.One Shots.°

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My Hero Academia.:

(None yet)

One Piece.:

• Priest!Sanji // NSFW 18+

Small headcanon/drabble of Priest!Sanji and Baker's daughter!reader // black!fem!reader (coming soon!)

Fairy Tail.:

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Trigun.:

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Haikyuu.:

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Houseki no Kuni.:

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°.One Shots.°

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°.Monster Fucking.°

°Tingz.°

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◇. Collections of Dynasties .◇

°.CoD modern warfare monster!au.°

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Dragon Dynasty.: Dragon King! John Price

The Allience 18+ smut, fantasy, action

Pairing: Dragon King!Price × Knight!black!fem reader

(Coming soon)

Ogre Dynasty.: Ogre Leader! Johnny Mactavish

Pairing: Ogre Leader!Mactavish × Asassin!black!fem reader

(None yet)

Lycan Dynasty.: Werewolf King! Kyle Garrick

Pairing: Werewolf King!Garrick × WitchDoctor!black!fem reader

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Hellish Dynasty.: Demon King! Simon Riley

Pairing: Demon King!Ghost × Human!black!fem reader

(None yet)

°.One Shots.°

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True Education.:

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Viral Hit.:

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Solo Leveling.:

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°. DC Comics.°

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My Crazy F**king Ideas.:

I usually get these at night when my imagination goes wild. This will be a mixture of Fandom and my own imagines!

(None yet)

#hunter masterlist #masterlist #black reader #modern warfare #marvel #stranger things #bnha #one piece #outer banks #black fem reader #monster au #monster fucker #anime x poc!reader #anime masterlist #dc x fem!reader #dc x reader

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fallenvampette · 1 year

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Sal x Baker!Reader

{Sal Fisher x gn!reader}

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🍰 when you first moved to Nockfell, you were nervous that you might not make any friends,, anxiety tingz

🍰 though those worries were quickly dismissed

🍰 one day while you’re baking you hear a knock on your apartment door- who could that be?

🍰 you open the door to see a blue haired boy and a taller brunette, before you could ask what they were doing at your apartment, the taller boy smiled

🍰 “it smells good as fuck in here- you know the scent is traveling into the hallway”

🍰 “oh,, I hope that isn’t an issue! I was just baking some sugar cookies-“

🍰 “cookies? would it be cool if we could try some?”

🍰 you smiled at the two boys, excited that this could be a new opportunity to make friends! you invite them in and they practically devour your entire tray

🍰 it becomes a habit for them to stop by your place to see what new goods you come up with! you eventually learn that the tall one’s name is Larry, and the blue-haired boy is Sal

🍰 when you start school with them, you’re beyond eager to meet the rest of the gang

🍰 right off the bat they automatically adore you,, finding your hobby of baking cute

🍰 over time as you start getting more comfortable you begin bringing in treats for your friends, and they live for it

🍰 “what do you put in these, y/n?” Ash asked, taking a bite out of one of your brownies

🍰 “a good baker never shares their secrets.”

🍰 “touché.”

🍰 though, a certain boy takes a liking to something other than your amazing sweets

🍰 Sal finds himself looking forward to seeing you,, he enjoys your company more than anything

🍰 as the two of you grow closer you begin to invite him over to hangout, he enjoys helping you bake and being your taste tester!

🍰 over time, the lines between friendship and something else entirely different begin to blur,, but you both don’t seem to mind it

🍰 you can’t tell me that you guys wouldn’t fight with the frosting

🍰 Sal takes a dollop of vanilla icing on his finger and placed it on your nose, laughing

🍰 “why you little-“ you giggle, attacking him with the other can of frosting

🍰 you confectionary fight ends with the kitchen being a complete mess, including you two,, frosting is scattered all over his mask and your hair- how did you guys even get here?

🍰 as you guys clean up the kitchen, you enjoy chatting about random things,, whether that be about ghosts or video games, it didn’t matter

🍰 Sal loves hearing you speak about things you’re passionate about

🍰 “y/n?”

🍰 “yeah, Sal?”

🍰 “do you maybe want to hangout this weekend?” you couldn’t tell, but he was blushing profusely under his mask.

🍰 he was certain, he was going to confess to you,, he adored everything about you! from your love of baking to your laugh, even your small habits he picked up on

🍰 of course you accept his offer, eagerly looking forward to seeing him again as well

🍰 the weekend comes by quickly,, and you find yourself lounging around with Sal in the kitchen

🍰 “I brought something for you.”

🍰 “really?” you perked up. “you didn’t have to get me anything, Sally.”

🍰 the nervous teen reached into his back, shakily pulling out some type of recipe book

🍰 “I- really like you y/n. it’s fine if you don’t feel the same, but I had to get it off my chest.” Sal smiled under his mask. “I love hanging out with you- and not just for your desserts.”

🍰 his last line made you chuckle- did he rehearse this? frankly it didn’t matter, you were beyond ecstatic that he felt the same way you did

🍰 “oh, Sal.” you move in, leaning closer to him. you gently placed your hands on his mask, waiting for his permission to remove it

🍰 Sal just nodded, he trusted you,, and so you lift his mask up to reveal his lips

🍰 you both lean in and seal your lips together. it seemed as though time stopped for you two as you both focused on the other’s presence

🍰 “I like you too, Sal. I have for a while.”

🍰 “thank god- I think what just happened made that obvious as well”

🍰 you laugh, before you can respond the oven dings. signaling that your baked goods are done

🍰 “oh shit- my muffins!”

🍰 Sal just laughs, feeling like the luckiest boy in the world to have you as his now. even as you scramble to get your now burning muffins out of the oven

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#sally face #dating hcs #sal fisher x reader #hcs #baker!reader #gn reader #gn!reader #sally face x reader #sf

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itsmebytch001 · 10 months

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Baking Tingz:

Manifestations: I am an excellent baker, baking comes easy to me, it's strange, I follow recipies to a tee and whatever I bake comes out fantastic, whenever I bake The people around me ask for some of what Iv'e baked I do cupcakes the best! Like choclate, strawberry and vanilla and mint! I occesinaly Make my own Good recipes that in keep in a note book,sometimes I bring in baked goods to work for brownie points... (I am often late so I need to or I'll get fired)

#manifesation #manifesting #baking

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wavehq · 11 months

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enjoy limitless possibilities here in celestire islands, cindy moon ( marvel — 616 ), doreen green ( marvel — 616 ), julianna baker ( flipped ), and maxine minx ( liana liberato ), where you can start the new life you've always longed for. make sure you read the checklist, as we'll be sending the discord link through ims! enjoy your new dream, cosmo!

( marvel 616, dupes not allowed. go min si, she/her, cis woman. ) ——- hey, is that ( cindy moon ) hanging around ( spin city )? i wonder what life is like for them, balancing working as a ( twenty-eight ) year old ( journalist at celestire news ) and ( ice skating )? they’re notorious for being ( attentive ) yet ( reserved ), and i always seem to hear ( the next episode ) by ( dr. dre, snoop dogg ) playing whenever they walk past. they’re known around the islands for ( being an ice hockey legend during her high school years ), and they’re associated with ( greasy sandwiches from the corner bodega + longing for a bigger purpose in life ). last we spoke, they were telling me about a vision they had… something about their biggest regret being ( agreeing to get locked in the bunker ), but it must have just been a bad dream. // — [ cosmo, twenty-six / cet, they/he. ]

( marvel 616, dupes not allowed. dara reneé, she/her, cis woman. ) ——- hey, is that ( doreen green ) hanging around ( celestire park )? i wonder what life is like for them, balancing working as a ( twenty-two ) year old ( computer science major at celestire university ) and ( knitting )? they’re notorious for being ( self confident ) yet ( loud ), and i always seem to hear ( barbie tingz ) by ( nicki minaj ) playing whenever they walk past. they’re known around the islands for ( buying her first computer with the money she'd saved up ), and they’re associated with ( feeding squirrels on a park bench + found family ). last we spoke, they were telling me about a vision they had… something about their biggest regret being ( the death of monkey joe ), but it must have just been a bad dream. // — [ cosmo, twenty-six / cet, they/he. ]

( flipped, dupes not allowed. cannelle ferragu, they/she/he, agender. ) ——- hey, is that ( julianna baker ) hanging around ( celestire farm )? i wonder what life is like for them, balancing working as a ( twenty ) year old ( environmental science student at celestire university ) and ( gardening )? they’re notorious for being ( passionate ) yet ( stubborn ), and i always seem to hear ( a teenager in love ) by ( dion & the belmonts ) playing whenever they walk past. they’re known around the islands for ( being valedictorian at her graduation ), and they’re associated with ( always being on the frontlines to protest for climate justice + volunteering at the farm ). last we spoke, they were telling me about a vision they had… something about their biggest regret being ( not standing up for themselves sooner ), but it must have just been a bad dream. // — [ cosmo, twenty-six / cet, they/he. ]

( x, dupes not allowed. liana liberato, she/they, demi woman. ) ——- hey, is that ( maxine minx ) hanging around ( sour candy )? i wonder what life is like for them, balancing working as a ( twenty-seven ) year old ( cashier at lucky lanes ) and ( reciting lines from classic plays )? they’re notorious for being ( ambitious ) yet ( dishonest ), and i always seem to hear ( copy cat ) by ( billie eilish ) playing whenever they walk past. they’re known around the islands for ( dropping out of high school to become an actress ), and they’re associated with ( gothic church symbolism + a half smoked cigarette dangling from plump lips ). last we spoke, they were telling me about a vision they had… something about their biggest regret being ( agreeing to that goddamn film shoot ), but it must have just been a bad dream. // — [ cosmo, twenty-six / cet, they/he. ]

#616 rp #marvel rp #film rp #multifandom rp #new rp #discord rp #whq.accept

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teawithhoneyharper · 4 years

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just learned how to make macarons, feeling very much like cath rn😌

#heartless #baker tingz #personal

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satoriberry · 2 years

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Lemme just say i adore your baker!reader series and I would like to hear more🎤🎤🎤 I'm such a hoe for pretty setter squad so ngl im in love with your cute headcanons with sugakoushi-chan and tooru lmaooo😭😭🥺🥺

Ok but maybe next round with ppl other than the setters hoho like Suna, Shoyo, Kuroo, Noya? Of course it's definitely up to you!!🥺🥰🧚‍♀️

You deserve the hearts🥺🥺🥺🥺

↬ Currently growing: What they'd be like if their S/O is gifted in baking!

↬ Pairings : Suna Rintarou + Hinata Shouyo + Kuroo Tetsurou + Nishinoya Yuu × GN!Reader

↬ Watch out for: Cursing because freedom of speech + slightly suggestive in Kuroo's

↬ Berry's note: AAHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH BABE!!! (◕ヮ◕) And I'll gladly write more cute headcanons with suga and oiks!! you're such a sweetheart mwah mwah <33 I hope you enjoy these headcanons :D

Part one! ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ ) Part two! ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )

• Suna Rintarou:

- He looks like one of those people that grew up eating a metric ton of sweet foods, so he craves sugar a lot. Maybe that's why his (canon) favourite food is jelly sticks?

- You see, you were a member of Inarizaki’s baking club, but he didn’t know that. You usually spend the entirety of your lunch break in the clubroom, so Suna thought that you were with your friends whenever you were nowhere to be seen during break.

- This day however was different. Coach was going to be absent for personal reasons, meaning that the whole team could have a day off. To take advantage of this opportunity, he had the idea of taking you shopping (sugar bf tingz <3)

- He spotted your friend group from afar but you weren’t with them. After approaching them and asking them why you weren’t here, they all exchanged looks before laughing at him. He was genuinely confused until one of them said, “You do know that Y/N-chan is a part of the baking club? They never spend lunch with us, always doing cutesy shit in their clubroom y’know. By the way, it’s on the second floor, right next to the trophy storage room.”

- Rushing to that exact location, Suna was surprised to see you in a stained apron, wiping the edges of some ramekins on a tray. You were startled by his sudden entry, but after realising that it was him, you let go of the towel you were holding to give him a big hug.

- But he didn't accept it, instead, he held you by your shoulders to push you aside and ogle the dessert you made with stars in his eyes. He whipped his head towards you with a look that said, "Can I have some?".

- And you couldn't say no. After a bit of cleaning, you grabbed two of the ramekins. "Lemon crème brulée, it's a test trial though." You said, but he didn't care, immediately shoving spoonfuls of the sugary food in his mouth.

- He found it to be so good he actually had a few more servings, savouring the sweetness of your hard work.

- Suna was very much a big fan of your hobby, for your and his own benefit. You get to try new recipes, and he was your guinea pig.

- He always drops by your house to hang out with you and see if you want to make something together. He feels like a little kid with you, being treated to sugar all the time.

- He likes to film you when you're baking, and sometimes he comes up from behind to hug you and lay his head on your shoulder, swaying you side to side.

- He LOVES watching you do the frosting, you look so in the zone and you have this look of angry determination that just makes his heart go boom boom <3

- MAKES A COMPILATION OF YOUR BAKING FAILS LMFAOKK

- He has a fucking collage i swear. All of them are selfies of him smiling with a peace sign then there's you in the background, head in hands and disappointed immensely 🗿

• Hinata Shouyo:

- Is. So. Impressed. It's scary.

- He asks you so many questions if he ever sees you making a dessert.

- "What's that powder stuff?" "Why are you burning it on purpose :0?" "Why is the dough, like, triple its original size?" "Why is it called that?" "Y/N, you're hurting the dough :("

- He finds it so fascinating, so PLEASE ask him to join. He's your handy assistant, a bit lost, but he's got the spirit >:)

- He calls the kitchen you work in "The action zone" because most of your funny stories come from him messing up the recipe SO BAD and there's always something wrong going on, but you always got a good laugh out of it 💀

- This one time you asked him to put 2 teaspoons of salt in cupcake batter, but because the mf can't hear correctly for his LIFE, he put 2 TABLESPOONS of BAKING POWDER that he mistook for salt.

- .......

- There were no cupcakes to be eaten that day 😹👎

- YOUR BIGGEST HYPE MAN!!!!

- Always praises you for how talented you are even if he doesn't understand what's going.

- You're legally obliged to make him something 😐.

- He deserves it and when you hand it to him, he'll hug you so tight and give you so many sweet kisses all over your face. Aw :(

- Flexes whatever you made him in front of Kageyama who just stands there like "🕴 aight".

• Kuroo Tetsurou:

- I'm sorry but...he clowns you for it.

- ONLY AT THE BEGINNING THOUGH!!! But oh my god does he make fun of you (lovingly).

- "Oh you like baking? You're good at baking? That's such a wimpy activity, cool kids get storebought boxed cake 😹. What a loser, BAKING. ABJSHSHSKS."

- But then he stops because he did it as a joke in front of the volleyball team and they stared at him like "Bro....what the actual fu- 😟"

- This one day Kenma couldn't join him for lunch so he decided to hang out with you instead. "Hey hey Y/N-chan, what are those funny looking biscuits in your dessert box?" "These aren't biscuits and they're called macarons, I made them myself. But of course, you think baking is for wimps so you surely don't want to taste them 🤥."

- He was visibly very tempted by how odd they looked, plus you seemed to enjoy them, so having one doesn't sound bad. After pushing the right buttons, he convinced you to let him taste one.

- He took one and acted as if it was the nastiest shit ever (for dramatic effect) before casually popping it into his mouth. He chewed for like a second then instantly went "👁👁 bro..."

- He ate the rest too, greedy ass 😒

- After that day, he learned that 1) Your lunches are always better than his and 2) Baking isn't a loser activity.

- Ok so MAYBE he made fun of you because he didnt want to admit that the idea of his S/O being all cutesy in a lil kitchen apron was appealing 🙄😒

- But it actually starts to grow on him (lie because he's always liked it), and you tease him for it whenever he comes over to watch you bake or even help you. "Aw, aren't we so cute together, spending time by doing wimpy activities? <3" "Y/N, please, you know that I didn't actually mean it. I was kidding 🗿...."

- What surprised you the most is the fact he actually looks forward it it. Whenever he hangs out at your house, and you mention something about going to the kitchen, he just goes "Omg are we making something today?".

- It's like your little love language, being all domestic and couple-y and shit while baking something together <3.

- Bye he probably flirts you right then and there. This one time, you asked him to knead the dough for a pie you were making and he took this as an opportunity to imitate that one tiktok where a lady was kneading dough in a very sensual manner, eye contact and body language and all (yall know which one im talking about?)

- He was trying so hard to seduce so you two could suck face but he ended up overkneading and you were so worried foe the dough....

- He was banned from quality time baking after that 💔💔 (for like a week then you felt bad for him lololol)

- Overall, Kuroo sucks fuck at baking but you're his tutor, and the moments you two share in the kitchen are ones you cherish a lot :]

• Nishinoya Yuu:

- You can bake? Ahahaha that's cute, he's in love with you even more now 😹😹😐😐

- Listen, this boy is already such a fucking simp and will eat an entire gun (with the bullets) JUST FOR YOU, so imagine how over-the-top excited he would be if you're good at something, and that something is being a baking prodigy?

- You don't even have to be THAT good, if you can make and frost a simple cake, he will gas you and hype you up until you're flustered!1!!

- His favourite part? You. In an apron. Yes he's shameless. Lowkey canon because remember during S1 when he and Tanaka regained life after seeing Kiyoko cooking with Takeda Sensei? Yeah, that happens a lot.

- You look so angelic while moving around; sifting the flour, measuring ingredients, checking the temperature. It's so precise and elegant, he's mesmerized. But he doesn't understand how stressful it could be!!1!!

- "NISHINOYA HELP THE CUSTARD IS BURNING AND MY HANDS ARE COVERED IN FLOUR PLEASE HELP-" "Y/N YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH :DDD"

- Mf is always in a trance. It's not JUST baking, it's Y/N baking, so it's like 10x better. He loves watching you so much, it's like his favourite part time activity

- He can't bake for shit but he thinks your apron is so cool and he wants one so bad :((((. So, you got him one of his own and now he feels like the happiest boy alive. That same day, he sent you a photo on snapchat: a picture of him with a bowl and whisk in hand, a fake magazine cover title over his head and fake critiques about him. Mf really pretended he was a masterchef featured on a magazine cover 🤥🤥👎

- If you ever make him something special, he will....die. Just like, combust. Just scrambled egg brain, he melts. He won't know what to think, all he knows is his face is so alarmingly red and he's stuttering and dying on the spot. Will jump on you and kiss your face and praise you so much. Confesses his love to you 100 times before showing it to the team who were lowkey jealous. During practice break, he eats it extra loud to show off just "HOW AMAZING MY LOVELY S/O IS, I'M JUST SO LUCKY" 😈😈

- That night, he laid on his bed to think about your gift and he giggled and kicked his legs against the bed like a school girl in love

- He pulls a Tanaka the next day and asks you to marry him in front of the Karasuno team.

- "Y/N, please marry me." "Nishinoya, my love.....you're still young, your education is more important" "Aight 🗿"

↬ Berry's after-writing note: Bro I seriously left this in my drafts for like 2 weeks 💔💔 I'm so sorry for the long wait love but here it is, I hope you enjoyed <333

#berry.requests <3 #suna x reader #hinata x reader #kuroo x reader #nishinoya x reader #haikyuu!!#hq!!

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knives-out20 · 4 years

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First Match - Gay Scotch Prequel #3

Fandom: Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Pairing: Walter Jordan (OC) Archie Hicox

Warnings: Swearing maybe, Spark at first sight, Lowkey gay, Grumpy Walter, Walter backstory,

Notes: hehehehhehehehe first meet tingz enjoy

Walter grumbled to himself as he trudged into his workplace, rolling his eyes when a woman ran up to him. Working on a day with a foul history behind it (in Walter’s past) was bad enough as is. He didn’t need to be annoyed so soon.

“Mr. Jordan” she greeted.

“Maxine, good morning. Apologies for being late, I contemplated whether showing up today of all days was worth it” he replied.

Maxine pushed up her glasses.”I’m glad you did come, in though. It’s semi-urgent” she told.

Walter groaned, “what is it?”

“Mr. Kipling wants to see you in his office.”

Walter clawed at his face.”Oh good Lord, am I being fired?” He asked.

Maxine shook her head.”No, no! Of course not, he just wants a word with you, that’s all I’m aware of” she explained.

Walter exhaled slowly, looking around.”Alright, Thank you.”

Maxine nodded, rushing off.

Walter slicked his hair to one side, starting his journey to the staircase. He made his way up at his own pace, and down the hall to his boss’ office. Walter knocked on the door, “sir, you wanted to see me?”

Mr. Kipling’s voice boomed from inside.”Jordan, my boy!”

Walter rubbed the bridge of his nose. He opened the door, stepping inside with a frown.”What is it, sir?”

Sitting across from Mr. Kipling was a man, who looked to be a tad bit taller than Walter himself. He spared Walter a glance, obediently turning back to Mr. Kipling.

“Now, boy, you’ve worked at Films and Filmmakers for quite some time now. How you go about your reviews and articles for this publication as a film critic is that of the most articulate that I’ve ever seen” Mr. Kipling praised.

Walter merely nodded.”Thank you, sir. What, am I getting employee of the month?” He sarcastically inquired.

Mr. Kipling laughed.”No, I’m afraid not. I’ve took it upon myself to assign you to help our newest employee. I think he’s from around where you’re from.”

Walter internally cringed in disgust. Now he has to deal with a wide-eyed, dumb, innocent, reckless newbie? Great, absolutely wonderful. He turned around, walking out the door.”Yes, sir. I’ll see them at my desk.”

“Walter-”

Walter closed the door behind him, strutting down the hall. He’ll see to this later.

***

Walter sat at his desk in silence, fidgeting with a lighter. He stood up, ready to complain to his boss about how no new worker had approached him yet.

“Light my cigarette?”

Walter turned his head with dull eyes, seeing a fresh face with their arms full. His eyebrows raised, taken aback by their soft features and timid smile.

The man in question had tamed hair and big, bright eyes, a cigarette between his lips.”If that lighter has any fluid left in it, that is.”

Walter gulped, gaze flickering between the man and his lighter. He nodded hesitantly, careful to light the stranger’s cigarette.”A-And who might you be?”

“I’m, ah-” the man inhaled his cigarette, putting his stuff down on an empty space on Walter’s desk. He held the cigarette between his fingers to talk properly.”I’m Archibald Hicox. You could call me Archie, if you’d like” Archie outstretched his free hand.”I’m the new worker Mr. Kipling assigned you to.”

Rats. He’s cute.

Walter nodded, shaking Archie’s hand. That British accent was like music to his ears.”Walter Jordan, I- I really would just prefer Walter, if it’s all the same to you” he stuttered, hand contact lingering.”You don’t, uhm, sound to be like my lot, as Mr. Kipling suggested” Walter cleared his throat.

Archie took another puff of his cigarette, cheeks hollowing when he did.”And what is your lot?” He chuckled.

“Uh...” Walter’s mind momentarily blanked at the sound, he could’ve sworn his heart was failing him.”Glasgow. Scotland.”

“Scotland!” Archie snapped his fingers in realization.”Scotland, that’s why your accent sounds so familiar. Ah, I’m afraid I’m not of Scottish descent myself. I’m from England” he corrected.

Walter nodded, nervously licking his lips.

Archie tilted his head.”Your mood’s changed since earlier today. I assumed Mr. Kipling caught his ‘most prized employee’ on a bad day?”

“He said that?”

“Well...one of.”

“Of course he did” Walter sucked his teeth.”And, yea. I sort of have a bad history with today’s date. I try not to let it consume me, but I do struggle with it at times. I’d rather not get into it, if that’s alright?”

“Of course.”

Walter’s hands hung at his sides. He coughed, gesturing to his desk’s second chair.”Uh, please-! Sit, I’ll show you the works of Films and Filmmakers” he offered.

Archie blew out a puff of smoke into empty air, sitting down.

“Now, you’ll be writing reviews and articles for this publication. Said boss of this publication is a loud, loud man. If he’s ratting someone out, I swear, the whole building will shake in peril” Walter joked.

Archie grinned.”I shall pack earmuffs, then.”

“You should. Have you met Maxine? Maxine Baker.”

Archie shook his head.

“Mr. Kipling’s secretary. Sweetest woman in the building, pretty wee glasses. All the fellas here have tried to get at her at least once, but not me. I could never see us in that light” he explained.

Archie nodded along as he listened.

“Mr. Kipling’s wife stops by sometimes. Her name’s Clarice, she’s blonde, about my height, and honestly, you’ll know her when you see her. If she invites you to bed her using any array of words you can even think of, decline, and bolt it in the other direction. If you decide to agree to her wishes and make love to her, she’ll flock to Mr. Kipling like a damsel in distress and twist the story to have the poor sod fired” Walter shrugged.

Archie’s eyebrows jumped.”Really? And Mr. Kipling has no idea?”

“None. If you try telling him, he’ll grunt you off for making excuses. Can’t stand that tramp. If a man named Dean asks you to make him coffee during break, don’t. He’ll pretend he never asked you, and fake getting mad to the point where he’ll splash it on you- the coffee, I mean. Straight bastard, he is” Walter ran a hand through his hair.”I-I’d suggest you stick with me, then you’ll be peachy keen. This lot tends to leave me alone because of my name.”

“Walter?”

“Jordan” Walter corrected.”Big name back in the motherland, but not as big as the bloody Margolis family is, here. Aye, if anyone asks you to put a good word o’ them to me, don’t do it, mate, they just want me in for the money, I beg of ya” he shook his head, leaning back in his seat. Walter crossed one leg over the other, resting his arm on the head of the chair.

“Absolutely.”

“Oh, most importantly- favourite movie, go.”

Archie laughed in disbelief, putting out his cigarette in the ash tray.”I beg your pardon?”

“I don’t recall stuttering, mate” Walter answered.”Favourite film, go.”

“Alright, alright, uhm...” Archie furrowed his eyebrows in thought.”Frankenstein.”

“Incorrect! The correct answer is The Kid, with Charlie Chaplin.”

Archie chortled, gesturing a hand at Walter.”Unbelievable! You asked for my personal favourite.”

“Around here, Archibald? The older, the better” Walter tapped his temple.”Got it?” He grinned, looking the new, good-looking employee up and down.

Archie eyed Walter, nodding in utter obedience.”Yes, sir.”

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