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panickedpenguin · 5 months

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The cast are all on a baking show. Hosts Hopper and Bob, judges Joyce, Murray and Mike. Top faves are always Nancy and Steve, but Billy gets better by the week and kicks ass with flavor. Steve starts to slip cuz he's getting distracted by Billy's mean barbs, knife skills and shiny pecs. Robin is kicked out early for acting like she doesn't give a hoot until she ultimately breaks down and starts breaking things. Eddie is only scraping by on his great brownies.

In the end, Argyle wins. Mike's a bitch. Billy throws flour all over Steve and is asked to dinner because of it.

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #stranger things #baking show #joyce would be the best judge #oh and Jonathan is the camera man duh

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cat-or-kitten · 6 months

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Currently watching baking Shows on netflix and i'm crying because there is one that is called ,,Nailed it,, it's so fucking funny 😭 because the cakes? Omg 😂💀

#baking show #nailed it #netflix series #i can't #why is it so fucking funny

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qaraxuanzenith · 1 year

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okay here’s the baking show i want:

i want a baking competition show (in the style of gbbo, great canadian baking show, etc.) but for kosher baking

BUT

i don’t just mean “all the ingredients are kosher” or even “also the competitors are not asked to bake when it is shabbat” though both those things are also true

instead of the technical challenge where they have incomplete recipes to complete from memory/instinct, i want the “yom tov baking challenge”:

they get a recipe, but they are not allowed to measure anything. they get regular unmarked containers and spoons rather than measuring cups and measuring spoons. all the ovens are on sabbath mode, so they don’t display the temperature or time; bakers will have to keep track of what temperature the oven’s on and how long things have been in on their own - and they can’t write anything, either. they can use the stove but likewise can’t turn it off; they can’t use appliances like stand mixers, food processors, electric beaters, etc. - basically, nothing that needs to be plugged in / that can’t be just left on and only the temperature varied.

honestly i think it would be fun to give this challenge to non-jewish / non-kosher / non-yom-tov-observant bakers and see how they do with the new yom tov baking strictures but it would also be fun to see people who are used to it still struggling with those restrictions in a super constructed environment.

i really want this kosher baking show. i would pay money to ( a ) watch it, ( b ) judge or host it, and ( c ) compete in it.

#purely notional media #baking show #kosher cooking #kosher baking #baking #kosher #yom tov #yom tov baking

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abanjoplayingplatypus · 8 months

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Me when I'm watching a baking show and this guy says he's going to DECORATE his cake with BITTER CHOCOLATE

#vocaloid #bitter choco decoration #this was more funny in my head #baking show #i can't remember which one it was icl #funnily enough bitter choco decoration is playing rn #i love that song

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brains-out-rn · 11 months

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I want a show called "Substitution"

You take pro chefs or bakers and have them cook/bake for allergies.

Every episode the challenge gets harder.

It starts with just gluten free.

Then it's gluten free and milk free.

Then it's no milk no gluten and no nuts.

Then no milk no gluten no nuts no eggs.

Then no milk gluten nuts eggs or soy.

In the semi final its no milk no gluten no nuts no eggs no soy no rice.

When they reach the final they have to make a Jain cupcakes.

#baking #cooking #pro chefs face allergies #cooking show #baking show #i want it #i want to see it #chemistry #but in baking

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viktorrotkiv · 10 months

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I'm curious to see what people think because I have a very strong preference:

#baking show #cooking show #ok to reblog #mineltg #poll

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mayhamster · 11 months

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Two person baking show where one host gets consistently sadder and pleading with the audience and one grows more and more aggressive and hostile towards the audience but they both act the same with each other.

#baking show

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hamsteriffic · 1 year

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Le Meilleur Patissier is the name of the French version of GBBO.

Some of you might be aware that I’ve been working on this fic on the sidelines for a while now. But the file got so big that I couldn’t load it on Google docs so it’s time to post some chapters!

#miraculous fanfic #baking show #miraculous fanworks #Meilleur Patissier MLB

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connorbrownbakes · 1 year

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Baking Show Things

Introducing this year’s bakers:

Connor:

London-based Connor is this year’s youngest baker at only 19. Once fond of experimenting with potions-making, Connor discovered an even greater passion for experimenting with bakes in the Hogwarts kitchens at 15. When he isn’t baking for his family and friends, Connor enjoys gardening, muggle films, and princess tea parties with his niece and his newly adopted cat, Leia. (Note: Gardening = weed lmao)

Connor gives interview about Quidditch Week

“I’m actually terrified of heights. So even watching quidditch from up in the stands at school was a bit horrifying, never mind being on a broomstick,” he admitted with a sheepish chuckle. “Last time I went on one was ‘cause I had this stupid crush on someone who’s really into flying, thought I’d impress them by getting lessons but ended up just eating dirt in front of ‘em,” he added on, because he was Connor and he couldn’t seem to shut up even when talking to an interviewer who was gonna put this on the wireless and into the weekly bake off magazine and people were apparently interested enough in him that they’d probably hear it. “Wow, I wish I hadn’t just told you that,” he said with a flustered chuckle. “Anyways, hopefully this bake goes better than that. I’m doing a, er, combination of quidditch-inspired macarons. We’ve got strawberry rhubarb quaffles, dark chocolate coffee bludgers, and lemon snitches. Might’ve bit off a bit more than I can chew but if I can pull it off how I practiced I think they’ll turn out nice. I’m mostly worried about having enough time to do the decoration.”

(This is like week 3 or 4 I’d guess. Connor already getting sort of a following for being cute and unsure of himself and then his bakes being at the top, and here’s where all the girls in London decide they want him to date them lmao)

Bread Week Interview:

Connor gets asked what inspired his signature bake (savory focaccia with herbs, tomato, and olives).

“I just got into breads more recently, actually. I mean, I’ve always enjoyed making a good loaf of sourdough or some good rolls, but I just recently started experimenting more with adding different flavors to my breads. I was actually inspired from a uh--” Connor barely managed to stop himself from saying it was someone he fancied, which would have been an even bigger disaster after quidditch week. He’d sound like some lovestruck loser if all his bakes were inspired by some bloke he had a crush on, that everyone assumed was some bird he had a crush on. At least there was that. “A friend who told me bread was just empty calories,” he said, hoping he just seemed nervous because of the baking competition. “Wanted to prove there could be some more sustenance to it, ya know? So I did some experimenting and stumbled onto this combination that I think works really nicely. Hopefully the judges like it.” (Insert Connor getting teased about still not being confident the judges will like his bakes).

(I feel like this one leads to mass speculation about whether Connor has a gf xP)

VARIOUS OTHER CLIPS:

- Connor joking around with the sweet old ladies who clearly love him, by the end of the season he’s showing up to the tent in jumpers they knitted for him (they bring out your eyes, Connor!). The most embarrassing is the week after he wins star baker he shows up in a hand-knitted jumper with a big star on it, clearly embarrassed, and the hosts ask about it and Connor says “Gladys made me this lovely jumper to congratulate me on last week. I was surprised by how fast she made it.” Gladys chimes in like “I’ve been working on it for weeks, dear, I knew it was only a matter of time before you won star baker.” Connor: “Gladys you’re just too sweet to me, look how nice this jumper is. Gladys has offered to teach me to make my own after this.” (Connor showing it to the cameras, and photos of him in that jumper def are highlighted in the accompanying photos/magazine lol). Gladys: “If you have time, what with all the ladies you’ll be busy with after.” Gladys winks at the camera and Connor blushes again. “I swear you women here are more invested in my love life than my own grandmother! Hi gran, I love you,” he adds with a smile and a wave at the camera.

- There is for sure a week where his showstopper bake is princess tea-party themed (maybe biscuit week? where they have to make structured cookies and he does like a cookie princess dollhouse) inspired by Kit and she gets a shout-out. “I promised my niece Kit I’d do a bake just for her, and this is it. I also promised my brother I’d tell her she can’t eat any of the practice bakes I gave her before bed, so--hear that, Kit? No cookies before bed in view of your dad.” Cue a mischievous grin and wink at the camera for Kit.

- Connor comforting the other bakers when things don’t go well and helping them out where he can

- Connor being SO NERVOUS about EVERY BAKE even when he’s done and it’s sitting there looking wonderful and the judges give him consistently positive feedback.

- Connor winning star baker and being absolutely floored and then an interview saying he still can’t believe he won it and how great all the other bakers did and he just hopes he can keep baking this well.

- Connor def becomes one of the hosts’ favorite contestants to go talk to and tease with bc he always starts rambling but he never gets mad about it and just laughs at himself

- He def gets asked about his love life (teasingly) by one of the hosts once he starts getting talked about. “So Connor, we hear your success on the show so far may also be helping your love life, anything you want to say to all your admirers out there?” Connor turns bright red, much to the host’s delight, and answers something like “Er, still not much of a love life over here, but I um, appreciate all the support. I mean it’s really nice that um, people seem to like me and like what I’m doing here. I don’t think I’m really doing anything all that special. I’m just happy to be here. Think I’m just trying to focus on my baking right now, you know?”

Host: “So no word from your quidditch cutie?”

Connor: Turns an even brighter shade of red and lets out a nervous laugh, probably drops the cookie he’s frosting. “I--no, uh no word. I don’t think they even watch this show, which is probably for the best. I mean, don’t need to be reminding them of the time I fell off a broom in front of them, do I? Think it’s a lost cause, anyway.” (more nervous laughter and the host takes pity)

Host: Now, now, chin up Connor! Everyone in this tent can see how lovely you are, anyone who can’t isn’t worth your time, are they? Barbara, don’t you have a granddaughter who wants to meet this dashing young man?”

Barbara (sweet old lady): Oh, Connor already knows about my big plans to introduce him to my grandbaby once we’re done baking.

(More blushing from Connor as Barbara gives him a cheeky wink because grandbaby absolutely means grandson but she obv won’t say that on air)

Connor (to the host): Barbara already knows I can’t say no to her, so I guess I’ll be going on a blind date after this. (More flustered laughing).

(And the baking show fan world melts down bc how dare barbara’s dumbass granddaughter get dibs on Connor lmao).

- Finally Connor end in final 3, coming in second (to either Barbara or Gladys who had just done wonderfully the whole time and has been lovely to everyone and Connor’s so pleased for her). Connor’s end interview just like: “I’m just absolutely chuffed for Barbara, she’s an impeccable baker and she really nailed this last set of bakes. Of course it’s a bit disappointing not to win, isn’t it, but at the beginning I just kept thinking I was about to be sent home every week and now here I am at the top three, it’s amazing. This has been such a lovely experience and I’m so pleased I got to meet all these fantastic bakers and compete with them and learn from them. I’ve made lifelong friendships here and I’ve grown a lot as a baker, don’t think there’s much more I could ask for than that is there?”

#hc #baking show #bake off #idk just a lil collection of snippets for when connor is on the baking show xD

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jenni3penny · 2 years

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Would Gesture #6 for Gibbs/Sloane inspire you?

Three years together and he still hasn't made it through an entire episode of the baking competition show she likes.

He grumbles but she's caught him paying attention aplenty - usually about when he's finished off a cup of something warm but hasn't yet gone to pour more, leaning forward, focused on cake.

But he'd barely made it past the first challenge before drifting off and after the work week they've had - she's not surprised.

Jack reaches over, her palm flat to feel the rise and fall of his breathing.

She purposely matches his breathing, enjoying the security of his closeness.