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vyxensworld · 4 months
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*The Squad is on a hike* 
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here. 
Todoroki: And quiet. 
Kaminari: Too quiet. 
Kirishima: Did we lose someone? 
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 9 months
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midoriya: you're such an awesome person, kacchan! anyone would be lucky to have you- bakugo: so date me midoriya: WH- bakugo: you said anyone would be lucky to have me. midoriya: bakugo: SO BE LUCKY.
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icebear4president · 7 months
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Uraraka: Deku-kun, how many scars do you have?
Midoriya: I actually don’t know. I’ve never counted.
Bakugo, casually walking by: He has 17 scars in total.
Uraraka:
Midoriya:
Uraraka: How does he know that?
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owlgotchii · 1 year
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Izuku: so, uhh, hypothetically, what would happen if we- uhhhh- kissed?
Katsuki: I’m already hypothetically getting hard.
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uryeeek · 2 years
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Bakugou: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Bakugou: What an idiot.
Bakugou: *realizes it's Deku*
Bakugou: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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bkdk-and-extras · 1 year
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Katsuki: Deku, no.
Izuku: *slowly dragging a stray dog into their apartment* Deku yes.
[They would later name her Lady Destructo Queen, Destroyer of Extras.]
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nevermore-the-kitsune · 6 months
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Random fangirl hitting on Izuku: How did a man like you end up with a man like that!?
Izuku whispering so his husband can't hear: Don't tell Kaachan he can do better
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hehebread · 1 year
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since twt is falling apart, i thought i'd move some of my fave textposts from there
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intrusive-thoughhttss · 7 months
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Izuku: What are you doing?
Katsuki: *Wrapping his arms behind Izuku* Hiding
Izuku: …..Do you mean hugging?
Katsuki: Did I fucking stutter?
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enby-todoshindeku · 2 years
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Izuku: H—
Katsuki: Just because you’re pretty doesn’t mean I wish to speak with you.
Izuku: …
Katsuki: …
Katsuki: Oh I said that aloud didn’t I.
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bree1297 · 2 years
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Kirishima: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Bakugou: Well Deku and I-
Deku: *Elbows Bakugou*
Bakugou: …wouldn’t know.
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vyxensworld · 4 months
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Bakugo: Come on, Icyhot. Nobody actually believes that Deku is in love with me.
Todoroki, to Class 1-A: Raise your hand if you think that Midoriya is helplessly in love with Bakugo.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Todoroki: Midoriya, put your hand down.
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 11 months
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midoriya: kacchan, what's wrong? bakugo: ...my mom doesn't approve of us getting married. midoriya [shocked]: what?! why would she- mitsuki [bursts in through door]: YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING BRAT, IZUKU- bakugo: FUCK OFF HAG
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tellluzaboutit · 2 years
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Izuku : Do you play any sports?
Katsuki : I ran away from my feelings
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owlgotchii · 1 year
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Katsuki: you’re way out of my league. Izuku: good thing I like to be degraded~
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uryeeek · 2 years
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Bakugou: *types in Deku*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Bakugou: How fucking DARE YOU-
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